 There are people saying that the pre-march system is as far as you can go on the internet, right? Well, to them that may be true, but me. Well, I've non-discovered a far wilder, further away part of the internet that's truly the most insane part of the internet ever. Folks, let me introduce you to the Hyperweb. This is where you get to truly meet other people, and language-speaking species of other planets, galaxies, universes, and just any other part of outer space you can think of. I'll give you a warning though, this is going to be a bumpy ride. So, how did I get access to the Hyperweb? Well, there was a hercansibral, a person in the hercansivest cult, a cult that has ties to some of the alien creatures in the galaxy of Trawarmachia, within my area that was willing to give me access to the Hyperweb as I wanted to see what it was like. It took freaking years, though since he was nervous of what kind of things he would do that would get me arrested, but after four years he decided that maybe I was mature enough. Finally. Well, what is it like? Like I said, it's wild. There are so many crazy things there, that trying to list them all would take all day. To start off, you can get drugs that are truly far more insane than the drugs we have on Earth. For example, did you know that there exists mental meth, which can only be found in Uranus? Taking it would turn you into a bobcat for about five years, before turning back into your original species. There's also lanheurin, which makes you implode, and leave out an orb that has your brain inside that's mixed with cinnamon, beans, warts, hops and mouse juice. Not to mention gritnazero, which turns you invisible for everyone else, but you can still see yourself. I would try that just for a prank, and fortunately there is a cure for that, called semi-ball strud, so you don't have to stay like that for the rest of your life. Also on the hyperweb is a bunch of cyber horde agony networks, which you can essentially hierotorpeally tweet the person you hate the most. Some of these are the real deal, but most are just fake stuff made to track down criminals of the inferno domino system, a secret complex organization of criminal dominoes that use radioactive mindball material that can be used to take over entire planets. There are similar, yet highly different networks commonly referred to as with the capo networks, which involve giving someone you hate an avocado, because why the heck not? These are 100% the real deal all the time since it's harmless, unlike the cyber horde agony networks. Oh, and there are also weirdo networks, which are just where you can get some crazy weird alaske stuff, and whatnot, so there's that if you want more weird al material. There are also blue room sites, which are where you can see streams of psychological things going all over the place wild. Not as creepy as the red rooms, which are also on the hyperweb, but hey, they're pretty insane, and sometimes creepy, but mostly just bizarre. Oh, and how about the many wild pieces of information on there that not even the pre-march system even has? Stuff like very obscure TV shows from the US, Canada and other countries, planets, galaxies and you know what, cults from around all of time, and space, video games, a mess, those drugs, networks and blue rooms I mentioned beforehand, many wild species from across, et cetera, et cetera. Not even sure if some of this information can even be shared, because quite frankly it'll have me questioned a lot by the US government. However though, if you do get access to the hyperweb, prepare yourself for such an incredible ride of madness. I don't know how to access it myself, since I had to get someone else to do it for me as I said before.