 What's up chat? What's up YouTube? This is the needed podcast episode 119. I'll be honest boys I was kind of beat today. I just why took a little nap little nappy poo action But this is really a hundred and nineteen straight weeks of the needed podcast This has been through bad madden weeks great madden weeks. We've had madden champions on the stream. We've had Rex was on the show. We've had tons of things That we've done for a hundred and nineteen straight weeks So this is can't stop the show. There is no break. There is no turn down Every single week a nappy poo. I'll be honest. I'm not a nap type of guy boys I'm really not a nap type of guy. Let me know to the can you guys take naps for me? It's either the big sleep or is there's no it's hard as hell to be like y'all I'm about to lay down for like an hour and wake up now. I feel like that's impossible for me, bro like I feel like I Feel like I feel like napping for me Not the biggest not the biggest option. I'll be honest. It's really Talk to me man. Y'all nap all the time. I Feel like if I try to plan it. It's the worst bro Like it's the worst. I feel like planning the nap never works like the random nap You know, I don't know. I mean a four-hour nap Do I is my what do I what says battle with no tea like what's going on here? I don't know Like why why are we like why like? This is what I never understood About the world the world is just so quick to find your typos and slander them Without using their own mind and realizing. Hey, maybe that's a typo Maybe he just typed it fast and didn't realize it, but instead don't find the way to drag you You know what I'm saying? That just shows human beings like is that where human beings are? Let's find every opportunity there is to drag somebody and we'll start with a typo like Then that's why and that's the end of the plebes like watch the throne. He just ruined it for the plebes That's the end of the plebes for a show check back in after the podcast if you want to be a plebe It's all I'll you'll be free after the podcast after the show and that's it baggy Simpson We had to baggy Simpson the plebes real early had to get them out of there, you know They got they got real out of pocket. The first thing I saw from a plea was Pointing out typos. We got a lot of typos. It's just like I've never been one To point out the typo. I feel like I could always read the typo, you know, I always see the typo I understand it as a man. That's type things before I feel like if you've ever typed things before you've messed up a thing or two, right? so Why would you be that judgmental over typos? Yeah, my hair will not grow back. I mean it would I still have a lot of hair. I have more hair than Clef for sure For sure You know shit, I got more hair than problem 100% But I feel like the Baldy looks better be honest with you guys. It's like it's a good look Feel like I pull it off pretty well man, I Would rather have I would rather have the Baldy than the struggle cut That's what I'm saying Once you go bald listen cuz we're all men here, right a Third of you in the chat is gonna struggle with some type of hair at some point, right a Third of us if not a half of us and you're gonna struggle with some type of hair once you shave your head The powers that you have the freedom You know just the absolute You know sheer Magnificence that you feel after the Baldy cannot be compared to anything else a human goes through really It's not even and honestly, it's a hard decision, but I'm telling you if you're out there If you're out there and you're Contemplating the Baldy Do it right now literally leave the podcast go home shave the shit Get back. You'll be here in time for the end of the pie You'll you'll be here in time for the unbanned request right here You'll be here in time for the unbanned request right here You'll be here and you'll be like wow I made it now I Asked vows how many subs for vows to have a Baldy and he was scared Baldy vows might go crazy Be honest Baldy that's what I'm saying Baldy vows might go crazy That's Wesley. That's what I'm saying. See he don't understand West row Baldy vows might go crazy You know Sam Bro pugs. That's what I'm saying. Why would you why would you not want the Baldy over the voles the wall of voles? The wall of voles Hey, he's got to try he got options right now He could always go back to the wall of voles like you can have the Baldy and go back to the wall of Vows, I don't have those options now. That's what I've been trying to tell you kids Y'all got options to try everything. Maybe that's not your look. Don't get stuck on the wall of voles You know saying if all sudden You know, maybe something else pops. That's all I've been trying to tell the kids You have optionality right now when you get older like me You don't really have optionality like Clef. You don't got optionality no more. You're saying he can't get a flat top He can't get the fro. He can't go cornrows. You're saying he can't do that But you guys have optionality You're saying Being 17 with a Baldy listen, I always had the zero. I don't think I had a zero I think I always went with a one though, but I always had a one pretty much all the way up until I was probably 20 Shit 23 24 that's when I grew my hair because I didn't have you know why cuz I was running out of optionality I might as well try to get some optionality and really Yeah So that's what I asked you guys chat before we start if you had the option you they came down and you got one haircut for Rest of your life. You can have the ball of voles or you can have the Baldy Are you picking the Baldy or you picking the wall of voles? That's what I'm asking you guys one haircut rest of your life wall of voles or Baldy. What are you picking? Okay, Harry going with the wall of voles Okay, Javi's going voles King Will going with the voles Those how do you realize the strength of facial hair? Once you get the mustache, you'll be there and I'll tell you man If you're young like voles and you're waiting for your facial hair to grow in right voles Probably got a little peach fuzz right take a razor to that build up its strength You got to build up the strength of the facial hair by taking the razor to it You know saying don't try don't don't try to hold on to your to your face to your early facial hairs for real for real You got to get it out of there like pavin got the little beat the little struggle beard And he done had that joint coming in for a long time But if he took these last couple of years to shave it off it would be in way more brolic right now You know saying But it's getting he's got to the point where it's there now. You know saying he's there But if he would cut that joint off if he was shaved Stevie, I'm Stevie. I believe in it, bro I believe in it. You know I'm saying Be a pal would have had he would have had a pop goatee if he if he started when he went about if he started shaving a little the peach fuzz But he's here now. He made it Tim. What's up, buddy? Yeah, I mean we ain't we ain't even talk about nothing We just been talking we really didn't talk nothing if those shazers had I'll shave the beard for sure I Would lock that right now if both shaves his head, I'll shave the beard. Yes It's easy beard grows back in a week That's really not difficult Really no, he's gonna watch him a call it. He would uh his hair would take way longer. We'll go back My beard will be back in a week Those would cry after a bad haircut. No, he gotta go bald Dial he got he got take he got take do he got take the razor to it, bro for me to take my shit off I'm never shaving my brows Those who already get bullied That's what's crazy. Imagine a kid that gets bullied talking about how bad he would get bullied. There it is. See Ball those about I mean he got to switch something up for the next bot wars He on the verge of being out Lou Those on the verge of being out. Honestly, he got to do something different Yeah, I'm not sure my brothers. I got me chopped. That's not happening. Yeah, why would you get bullied for being bald? Yeah, let me tell you something bro the bald jokes they wrote they really not good the bald jokes really not powerful They're really not like bald jokes are not good Like they're really you're bald. You like mr. Clean And then it's like okay really not that powerful, bro They're really not that powerful. They're really not that bad They're really not that bad dude Yeah, I'm a fud. What I got and then it's like okay Listen, let me tell you something about life. You can't really make fun of something like When God himself Makes you that way. It's not my fault, right? Like Vilma he got the Jeff Van Gundy. It's not his fault. That's the way God made that man He can't control it You know saying you really can't make fun of people for shit like that because that's like they had no control over that They didn't make that decision, you know Some people make a decision to be a loser. You can make fun of them or have their certain haircut or dress a certain way You understand and that's easier to make fun of because they chose that They chose it. I Didn't choose this you understand That's the way I was made so for me Yeah, you know, so it's I don't think you can make fun of people for that Am I copying a VR set? I honestly won that shit is book who expensive I don't want to spend money on it because I Don't want to tell you how many video games I have that I don't play like bro like The amount of money I like even the Nintendo switch, bro I have like 10 games for Nintendo switch that I broke like never played them shits So it's like bro, and I really don't had a room to be doing the Earl I probably could do the Earl in here But I seen them punching TVs and shit I don't want to be like knocking shit off my walls and shit like bro I feel like I don't had a I really don't had a space to be doing a whole boxing because the reason Earl Always lose his boxing shit right The reason Earl always loses it. He don't move enough. He flat-footed. He don't know how to fight He don't know how to box. I told y'all boxing is like 80% legs, and he just being there just like He being there just flailing with the arms. It don't be no like he have no like movement Yeah, he is still knocked down shooter just full-sending. He don't block he just No mellow see but for real dude Like so for me, I don't think I really have the room The room to do the VR boxing in this in this place when I get a new place when I get a house one more space I'll definitely be copping the VR because I think VR it's gonna be more and more going forward Yeah, if Earl did wheelchair boxing is wheelchair boxing a thing. I It's probably out there wheelchair boxing It probably is Earl might Earl really He might really win that He might really pop. Yeah, the one punch power Bro, he'd be getting fried, bro. You know, he won't lose bro. I mean this room is kind of temporary So we get another house for a throw It started off like It started off. I was on like a Walmart table with my computer Before I brought my desk here Earl won a fight once they ain't win, bro Just picture. This is what's crazy If Earl won a fight just picture what the other guy looked like all I'm saying just picture that Throw some real punches. He knocked dude out He might be hell boys All right, I did go to the mailbox today boys. I Went to the PO box a lot of you guys asked me Um, can I send stuff for the baby for CP to the PO box? If you put exclamation point PO box in the chat the PO box will pop up PO box boom, there it is if you guys want to say anything my man Eric who's in the chat all the time Said there's news congratulations to you and Mrs. W on the newest member Eric and Lauren Eric my man Eric phase always in here sent me the Eagles Boom the Eagles onesie right there with Eagle logo, but on the back big dub For the CP to man CP to right there on the back of his jersey now Hit number two might really be his number. I don't know Number two might really be his number now I'm saying Might really be his number now with the with the CP to on the back Yeah, my man Eric fate Eric fate. He's always in here most of the time So I don't know if he's here now, but the CP to yeah, that's tough Honestly when I first saw I didn't even see I didn't even see it had anything in the back I said just got the Eagles logo on the front nice green Sad so that's dope can't wait. So I like I said we said is number two really his number Jeter I have the Jeter rookie car Jeter might be one of his people Number two is a good number Jalen Hertz Jalen Hertz. No, I don't think Jalen Hertz is mixed. I Think he is kind. No, Jalen Hertz is like brown skin He's on the he's like kind of lightest brown skin though. I don't know I Don't know but he's definitely not mixed. I don't think Lonzo is number two Yeah, we'll see it could be a possibility It could be a possibility. I mean at the end of the day ultimately I think he'll pick his number, but We'll see But shout out to Eric for that Definitely on the list. We got the cards from Skolmo with the vogue clicko champagne from Skolmo We got the car from RG my man Shrek flew in the other ones that I think I put that in the wash The other Eagles onesie So definitely a lot of things in the mailbox CP2 is mailbox CP2 might go crazy. We actually went out today She had a doctor's appointment with the Costco. We brought him to Costco. It was his first Costco trip I'll be honest. He was pretty much sleep the whole time And then we went to there's this place called world market because you know She's like from Europe and everything so world market has a bunch of like European shit in there. We always walk through there and get different Chocolates of the world and knick-knacks of Europe and Africa and stuff like that Costco is nasty, bro No, I didn't touch any of the same. I know I'm afraid of samples now, bro. I'm afraid of samples I'm afraid of the Costco samples No, I'm afraid of samples Beers of the world. Yeah shit like that old man. What yeah Guinness I kind of like a Guinness. I kind of like a Guinness I don't know. I kind of like to stout every once in a while now the stout I feel like you can only do 12 ounces or something you are you're not pounding You're not pounding 40 ounces of stout. All right, if you're pounding 40 ounces of stout You're a nasty fuck really But I could do 12 ounces of stout. I'm saying You ever had like the real real stouty stouts like the dragon's blood or dragon's milk or shit like that like the real stouts Bro, the real stouts them Jones Not bad, but like I said you go like Guinness you could have one one or two Guinness, right? Dragon's milk like you could have like eight ounces, bro coffee oatmeal stout I Mean you're are you getting a little too little too? Cute for me. I don't know. I I I'm not the craft beer type a type of guy anymore It's like People take that shit too serious 40 ounce stout or firebird out of a mason jar. I'm not the biggest firebird guy not that it's nasty Or fireball firebird is a fire fire Firebird no fireball Probably the easiest shot you could take. I don't know if you guys it's probably the easiest liquor in the world to drink Um Golden monkey is yeah, see I was a big victory guy Philadelphia big I think victory is like Pennsylvania Philadelphia Yeah, golden monkey was I put everybody on a golden monkey. Yes. I've had the white Henny Warhol Yeah Guinness Shit's hard, bro the Kraken I only drink fireball when I'm watching twilight and I've never seen twilight There's a fireball Yeah fireball is like I Imagine a lot of people's first shot is fireball, right? I don't know Other than like when you're in eighth grade and you find any liquor to drink Really? It was pinnacle. We had the struggle was pinnacle pinnacle was the I guess it wasn't really a struggle But pinnacle was the cheapest My first shots was 99 bananas That's that's how we went. That's how listen when your first shots are 99 bananas No, while turkey is good shit, Joe to see 99 bananas is like I bro Rumpelments see VTech always put me on the rumpelments. Honestly, it's not the worst kind of this Honestly, not the worst shot kind of nasty liquor, but not the worst shot really Now you're not bananas is bro Seagrams more than what? All right, we're getting real nasty right now We're getting real nasty right now boys. I'll be honest. I just heard a story of shitting on the floor I don't know what's going on. See I just came by with his Malibu Malibu, yeah, Malibu. Yeah, so I'm saying floor as you get the Michelobes I'm in a Michelob lifestyle now, bro boons farm I Will be honest the Malibu dr. Pepper skimbo drink is kind of gas I don't know if there's a better drink walking walking the earth, bro The Malibu dr. Pepper. It's kind of good Pops they take it too far Really Malibu is a high school girl drink it is it is Man doomed squad with the seven months and my man tatted newp with the three months tatted It's kind of a good to drink. I'm not a drink. I would ever order You know, it's not it's not it's not a drink. I would order. I would never order Malibu At a bar never, you know, yo my one buddy errant do rag. I don't know do rag Dwighty I don't know if I did my football guy that was on my football Remember I told you he was like he jumps out the moon with dunk on everybody and he was the y receiver on our team When I tell you my man errant, he never drank, right? He never drank ever like ever drink But he did like Malibu and pineapple and Malibu or what's it called? It's a drink. I swear to god. There's a Malibu drink. What the hell is it called? Oh, it's like it's the most punk ass drink ever, dude It's like just Malibu loot. No No, no It might just be Malibu and Pineapple Malibu or some shit pineapple and Malibu really I swear it was like a drink though Like its own special Malibu drink Malibu Bay Breeze. Oh my god. There it is bust out. There it is The Malibu Bay Breeze. That's a nasty bust out But he would always order that shit the Malibu Bay Breeze. That is a skimbo special right there Oh my yes, that's it Malibu Bay Breeze. It's like Malibu Pineapple and like orange juice or some shit Yes, my man errant would always order that shit Oh man Now be honest Not not the worst tasting thing But as a man There's gotta be some type of boundaries. That's a boundary. You can't really Right. I that's that I can't go that way, man The gin gin is gin is a different type. I have some bomb-based sapphire on the shelf back here Gin is a different type of it's a different type of punch in the face. Honestly Malibu and big red Hold up. What's big red? When you say big red, I think about cinnamon. Am I wrong? I think about cinnamon gum. Is that is that what big red is? Yeah, gin is a little different, bro Moscow mule You gotta be a douchebag to order the Moscow mule Remember the Moscow mule had its phase, right? Moscow mule. Holy shit Moscow that's just nasty Okay, Eli with the old fashioned red pop Moscow mule with the with the uh the bronze or what is it? The copper the copper cup Yeah, you're a tool. I mean listen, it was like I had a couple months of a Moscow mule the copper cup. Yeah I was like, oh, what's this try it? Not bad, but come on, bro Yeah Let me get a Moscow mule with my garnish Moscow mules are glitched What's the worst drink to order at the bar? Malibu bay breeze 100 percent 100 percent. I don't know what Cisco is. Do you know? I don't know what that is I just get iced coffee with no sugar. Just cream Straight killer pain. Yeah Mojitos mojitos Mojitos mojitos Mojito And this goes back as I see brusky said mojitos It reminds me of when joke and evil. Oh got the blue the blue long island mojito thing questionable I feel like your drink Like as a man, like I shouldn't be able to see your drink before I see you right Like your drink shouldn't be more prominent than you like you I shouldn't be able to see your drink from across the room Like yo go talk to that guy with the red drink Or the umbrella in his drink or go go get the guy with it with the oranges popping out of his drink Come on, bro Now I shouldn't be able to describe you by your drink that you're holding I was a big whiskey ginger ale guy. I I like a whiskey ginger ale That was all jameson ginger ale that was always like my if if I didn't get a beer It was always whiskey ginger ale was pretty much the go-to really right there Jack and ginger ale jameson ginger ale. She liked that really then I just went to Like uh, like Tommy said just shot in a beer really blue moon If if your beer needs a garnish It shouldn't be a beer you might have if you order listen the man that orders a blue moon also orders a moscow mule and that's fine Like matt marcoo big moscow mule guy matt marcoo is a big mule guy 100 He's a big moscow mule guy Yo, what's it all that bro? It'll I swear to god Kiv was drinking some shit and in this joint called the grayhounds, bro Kiv was drinking some shit called the grayhounds I don't remember what it was But it was like a moscow mule type of thing, bro. It was like cosmopolitan Kiv was drinking grayhounds. It was like Oh, it was like grapefruit or something shit like that, bro There it is. Wiggy gray goose grapefruit juice grapefruit. Yep Yep, grayhounds grayhounds No That nasty, you know, what's the nastiest is like her mom is african right after like bro Yo, someone like the liquor she got bro, it's like Now, I don't know what what type of are you guys like that I see people talk about Haitian There's any caribbeans in here africans or like Asians what is any different type of nationalities in here to the point where like Bro, the liquor that she got is like She was like, yeah, they save this and it's like from the root of the tree And she keeps the root of the tree in the cabinet for 20 years or some shit Bro And they don't give you a shot. That's what's crazy. It's not a shot. It's literally a bottle cap Like it's a bottle cap. They fill the bottle cap You feel me? They fill the bottle cap And it's like dirt in in the shot like bro, you know the shot comes with dirt like you're getting some type of dirt moonshine type of yes pure moonshine from the root And what's crazy is like the bottle's like wrapped in saram wrap, bro Like bro, yes, it's like the bottle's in saram wrap It takes like 10 minutes to take all this shit off of the bottle. Like, you know, it's like a secret family recipe, bro This is nothing like why are you up getting this is not good. Why is this like why why is this being Brought to me as something that I'm supposed to cherish cement Yeah, so I'm telling you Like no, bro Yes, they yes jesse. It's like a mummy. It's preserved Like no, bro puchin box-eyed One thought 100 proof bro Hell, yeah, that's shit different, dude That's just different ever clear. Y'all y'all had to ever clear. I didn't had to ever clear before for sure the ever clear shots 150 one time I One time we I had Like a cup no lie. Like, you know, like a little cup like this It was 151 ever clear and the hennessey and we they mixed it And I was like, yeah, I'll do that. No, I did that. It's kind of rough Mad dog. I never was a mad dog 2020 type of guy ever clear. No, that's shit Ever clear that shit was nasty Stance on margaritas Nothing wrong with a margarita I feel like you need to be it You need to be at some type of mexican spot to get a margarita, right? It has to be like tackle tuesday to get a mark. You don't just get a margarita because it's thursday night and you're out You know, do you just order the margarita? I feel like you kind of got to be in that type of vibe for the margarita I don't know It's a single day mild type of thing Order a margarita from buffalo wild wings. No, I'm cool, bro Yo, ever clear you feel ever clear down to your asshole like for real the ever clear goes from when you drink it to your asshole 100% I was on the incredible hawk. I remember um What was it? I don't know if I went like the freshman dance it might have Y'all had freshman dance like not like the freshman prom Or the frosh. I think they called the shit That's when I had my first uh incredible hawk the frosh I ain't never had a freshman the freshman dance in high school From is that what y'all call it? I don't know I think I think that's when I had my first Incredible hawk Or it might have been like a winner formal or some shit like that, right chat Y'all had like little winner formals, right? Yeah, it was just for freshman Vail, okay, Vail So they don't have dances in high school anymore our dances in high school not a thing anymore I I would I would assume that dances in high school They probably cancelled them because they want to protect the kids that didn't go to dance and never got invited They want everybody to be included, right? I could assume that one day here that they're going to cancel school dances for real I could see that I could see that You know, we don't want the people that don't have dates to feel left out. We want to include everybody So it's a little it's embarrassing. I could see that right like vows. Yes. Tommy vows probably petitions to dance You know what? It's not fair for people that get no pussy and can't talk to women. They want to be included too Do you guys not see that happening in the time going forward? Am I wrong? I'm not even talking about covid like covid obviously would put a halt to it. I'm just talking about I'm talking about the vibe of the country and how soft we have gotten Yeah, that's what they want participation trophies for the prom margarita mode predeterm- vows petition for predetermined dates what like a wheel We should have a wheel that finds out who's gonna date who You know and put all the boys on a wheel and all the girls on a wheel and spin it That way we all make sure we have a fair chance to date abby We all want to get abby and you know, it's not fair that tim gets abby and I have never had a chance with abby I mean, it's possible It could be a bust out spin the bottle prom edition Abbey is cold. I will tell you every chick that was like good-looking in like middle school and high school It's kind of shot out now Just saying They peaked too early, especially like the middle school ones Like think about your middle school crush like the first chick that was like super like you thought was hot They're kind of shot out now Oh, yeah, the hot middle school girls. They hit the wall fast boys They hit the wall fast and then you can think about Some of the ugly ducklings That's not bad now, right? That's not bad Oh, yeah, man to the late bloomers Oh, the late bloomers It's nothing that makes you feel like an ass more than uh, like Then trying to get with a chick that you ignored for 10 years, right? You ignored chick for 10 years Then she get kind of hot You kind of feel like a dick, right? See legend, you know Right. Oh, she's kind of hot now the worst bro When I was in high school, right? My main homie like one of my best friends like his girl had a friend But this girl was biggest hat like big boys like bro She made Earl look like look like he was in shape. She was big, right? But she loved me bro Right She loved me But so obviously I ignored this chick for 10 years. She had the surgery That ass And then she came back kind of bad bro And I bro, I felt I felt kind of fucked up Like am I what am I supposed to do now? Am I supposed to like just like No, it wasn't that I wasn't scarred I was with the shits But I I'm just saying I felt kind of bad like bro Am I really just going to just You know like How can she not like feel some type of way that damn he ignored me all these 10 years and shit And now you want like oh you can forget it. Oh, you could definitely forget it That's why I had sex with big girls too Just in case Oh Kane is nasty, bro No, but for real, it's like I feel like I couldn't really I couldn't like Now I'm not gonna I'm not gonna tell you the end of the story. You guys can put six and four together You know But I'm just saying yeah, legend. That's what I'm saying. You got you can't just full send You got to do it like you got to like you got to like accidentally you got to be an accident Right I don't know dude I don't know. I felt I I honestly it was a it was a I I was kind of like I felt like bro like what like what is like one of my supposed to do here Oh tally ain't gonna last long. No, bro. They they let him out to the trial Skimbo tally ain't gonna last long. He just here to the trial Then we're gonna see him skimbo. We're gonna see him madden madden 34. He'll be back She got the surgery Tally got jammed up. He got jammed up. Yeah He was scamming Tally was on that he was you know what tally got He's one of those guys that put the thing at the gas station for your credit card Yeah, he's one of those guys right got the little piece they put in the gas station credit card reader And he stills your credit card. He's definitely one of those guys. He'll hold 1 million percent 1 million percent Scamming for sure, bro He might be one of those two the 200 to 2000 guys too You want to turn 200 to 2000? Tally bands. I got bands. He's an ATM scammer Yo Tally, yeah, are you trying to make 2000? The cash-shap method guy The cash-shap method guy is nasty. I can't lie my whole life. I sat around like bro, they might be right They you might be right though, right? They might really be doing it And I had dumb ass friends here go my dumb ass friends growing up, right? Yo It's a scam, right? But they got to give the money to a couple people to make it look real And what makes you we think that you couldn't be one of those couple people So you could be one of the couple people because they got to give it to some people to make to further credibility Well, they ain't say credibility So sometimes you got to try him I Yo People like do rag bro. I swear to god Yo, I swear to god. Yo, Vilma would definitely say some shit like that Yo, you got for real So if you try 10 of them and you just get six of them to give you some money then you win it I never did nothing like that, bro. It's some nasty shit out here, bro It is some nasty shit out here, man Legitability hell yeah Yo, that's for their legitability They got to give it to somebody for the legitability and you could be that somebody and let's just sleep All right, that's not a copypasta relax facts box facts Yo, the youtube videos are not monetized We we talk about too much nasty stuff Let's talk about madden Let's talk about madden, dude Let's talk about madden All right, boys. Did you who played in the madden classic this weekend? What is this? Oh, it's the wrong one Who played in the madden classic? Who played in the madden classic boys? I played in the madden classic I had a good time I'll be on I had a good time. I had a good time. I had a good time Woot went five and oh on the xbox the return of the wool Is wool tough There it is is wool tough I love the format Everybody's dick sucking the format. That's what I say. Everybody's dick sucking the format and I'll be honest. It was pretty good Not mad at it. Where am I ranked? Oh two four. Look at me big six and three out here, man Big six and three Look at those 12 and three. Let's go No, but uh, so if you guys didn't know the madden classic, um, it was I believe what it said What do you think guys like 1200 people signed up? And you pretty much you go on this site and you press a button to find the game And it matches you up with one of those 1200 people And you can play for seven hours and whoever has the best record We see noa the madden challenge champ You guys know noa, of course had the best record and became number one And whoever had the best record they ranked them up up to 512 people which um, if you're any good, let's see exactly, uh You know, where is 512 and who qualified for 512 which is actually I mean pretty very It's a lot of people right 512 is how does somebody have an avatar hold up Who is this space jam? Oh, he's winning a tournament. What is this? How do you get this thing? Did you like do a profile on this shit? Oh, he's cracked He's cracked for this I'm not gonna start this all over Last but last is gonna be brutal like last was not the way 1200 people Nelson is buns Imagine being the last person On the list. I'll be honest if you're the last like Nelson is buns, bro. I'll be honest Maybe madden's not for you Nelson Tough day for Nelson. Oh and three then and you know what? What made them put Nelson as the last person on the list? I would be pissed if not only did you go on one three But you they chose you to be last on the list So you got this shit pissed out of you, huh to be last on the list You know I'm saying Buns has no game You know what and these people are pussy, you know these fucking people these guys How do you not finish your four games at what point? This is my point at what point do you go on three and say, you know what that's enough? I'm not even gonna try the fourth game No, I'm just saying like I'm not even gonna try the fourth game Like you gotta be you gotta be oh you gotta be a bitch After the second game you said all right, let me play another one. You're right. I'm 0 and 2 but fuck it This is my game at what point do you at what point do you give up? Right no for real like it's the third loss in a row. Is that the give up you got the shit kicked out of you Two times do you give up then the 0 and 3 is it, huh? You ain't have you ain't have hope for that fourth game Come on, dude God these people right here one-armed bandit Jesus Christ Yeah, I'm glad everybody loved this everybody loved this here process, bro Yeah, it was fun kicking this shit out of fear no beer And stw soldier. Yeah, I had fun kicking this shit out of one two raul too Yo, I love playing one two raul great great fucking format man great way to show who's the best player One two raul me and him got it in bro Fucking one two raul. That's a lot of 0 and 3 people out here boys All in one Some people some people just had enough out the gate. Look at these guys. Yo, they had enough This is not what I thought it was right yo Yo, let me boot up for this tournament. Oh, I'm out Back to war zone right boys back to war zone Yeah, thanks. I respect the only ones better than 0 and 3. I have zero respect for the 0 and 3 You at least got to give me all four games the 0 and 1 guys Like my man sonic dragon. You think he had time to play two games of madden He saw what he had to see he played one game. He saw what he had to see I've seen enough Right He had his moment Yeah, he played Noah sonic dragon. No Noah next up. Yeah. Oh, I've seen enough I've seen enough Look at these guys, bro Now be honest 1 and 8 3 and 10 yo stick broke bro Mutt duck 0 and 6 now Now I got some questions now. This is not gonna matter You know why shit like this isn't gonna matter, right? It's because 500 people joined the tournament if this if only 80 people made the tournament Oh, it wouldn't everybody wouldn't be sucking the dick of this little formatted The way it is now because I'll be honest as a man 3 and 10 is better than 0 and 6 You can't go 0 for 6 3 3 for 10. That's that's you're hitting 300 right there Right. No, you're not you're hitting like 200 because it's 3 out of 13. All right, but you know 0 and 6 Yeah, it's listen. It's easy Oh, if you listen and mutt and and Wesley, that's what I'm saying. This is what I'm saying is that Bro, if you I respect the man that goes 0 0 and 13 more than the 0 and 6 Because for you to go 0 and 6 you played for a good three four hours What the hell else you won't do bro for real Like will you not gonna play for five hours and what like this is my for these guys When's the giving up point right? I respect the man like Roscoe Roscoe, he's 2 and 9. He didn't give up. Yo stick broke bro. He yo he full sent the whole tournament So that's why I don't know how you put a guy that's 0 and 6 over a guy that's 3 and 10 Not that it matters because they shouldn't be in a tournament anyway So let's let's go. Let's get to the cutoff point Because the cutoff point is where Where shit matters right the cutoff point because The cutoff point has always been the uh The the controversial topic in madden tournaments madden qualification Whether it be top four or whether it be uh, what you can call it whether it be top 28 For me as a madden player, there was only one tough tournament to qualify for that was the madden classic in 18 When it was only 29 people that was tough to qualify for Every other tournament has been pretty much a walk in the park to qualify for, you know That's how I feel And and and the the arguments that I see everybody say it doesn't take three months to find out who's the best madden player I mean it never does it's never been hard to qualify if you're if you're if you're any bit Good it's never been hard to qualify now if you guys are out there and you haven't been able to qualify then um You know, you just gotta get a little bit better. That's all and there's nothing wrong with that The first step of getting better is realizing you have to get better honestly Okay, so here we are Three and two okay respect Madden 17 clubs, you know what I made a decision to say fuck clubs. I'm in the middle of a madden Bowl tournament And I care about that more than I care about clubs skimbo qualify for clubs Because he when you wanted to I didn't even I really didn't give a shit at the time probably because the eagles weren't a part of it I was just like I don't really care All right, so here we go with these guys now these guys are going to get the shit kicked out of them round one Now I'll be honest. I am I would do that sixes to these dudes I'm probably going to struggle. No, I do have my little converter here now I have my converter so I will be good on the playstation if this thing works I will be good. I have this this thing right here It's a good. I don't know why it's pink. I don't know what it like other like It just came pink or plug it in plug in my xbox controller I will be honest. I will probably be hella mlb to show with my xbox controller now You guys don't know how much that playstation controller was holding me back I might go crazy so But As we get what's the cutoff 512, right? It's always the next page Damn poor black mamba, bro You gotta feel like a whole dickhead to be right here boys, right All these five and five guys Y'all couldn't get one more win to qualify You know what I'm saying? I understand that mlb comes out on xbox boys. Thanks for being game informer My chat is game informer Five and five that's the cutoff if you want five and five you lost. That's it. Let's see who qualified over five and five I'm not mad at anybody qualifying over five and five right here Is three and two better than five and five? Yes game informer Yeah, I'm not mad at any of these records I'm more mad about the undefeated guys shouldn't be over a guy with wins for real That's what I care about really seven and six I'm not too mad at any of this I think three and two is better than five and five. I don't know man Like I said, if it can't if if we got to a point where um, this kept like if Listen, let me tell you this right now if this was if only 60 people made the tournament People would be crying their fucking minds out Because first of all all you play is bots, right? Right, so if it's only 60 people all of a sudden I played ghosts in a game So if I if I'm the guy that lures up and I play ghosts and I play noa and I play somebody else I wind up three and three Oh, and you play johnny bravo and boss man Whoever the hell you play and you go six and oh and you make it easily problem telling you It's easy because 500 people make it, right? It doesn't matter Like I could play ghosts seven times. I'm still gonna go, you know four and four and still make it So it doesn't matter But if if this cut down is only 60 people making it. Oh, they would hate this format. They would hate it They would absolutely hate it Exactly Eduardo exactly And I I did love it. I did love playing in it And if if it was spread out for more than eight hours, maybe you wouldn't be able to get games as fast, you know it's just But it was good and as far as a 500 person single elimination tournament Everybody is listen This is how it works Everybody is oh if you fumble you lose if you turn the ball over you lose, right Right isn't isn't isn't that the first thought process you can lose so easy You could get knocked out from fluky shit, right? Isn't that the first thing everybody brings up? Isn't that the first thing people bring up, right? So for me, how about we bring up? Damn, whoever wins this shit really ran the table, right? Whoever won holy shit God bless they they deserved it, right I I'm a fan. I'm a fan of the month leaderboard more. I don't know Honestly leaderboards don't matter unless they make it that's only the top 60 people make it or only the top 20 people make it If they continually let 128 people the shit doesn't matter Doesn't matter how they do it. That's how I feel Yeah, it could have been three out. It could have been three days for sure but That's a Way too much madden foes place fucking 16 hours a man a day and he had to know way too much madden Not everyone is me. Who gives a fuck about other people What the fuck the average person here we go back with the average the average person Bro, if you're good enough you qualify for every tournament Bro, there hasn't been a tournament that I couldn't qualify for I could have a no money spent team. I could have had I could have played two hours a day There wasn't a tournament that I could not have qualified for Hey, like I said, the only one was madden 18 that madden classic was a bitch That was the one once you got into the top 20 to top 15. You didn't play anymore. You were like, I'm good I'm taking my spot Other than that, I could have qualified for every tournament with minimal effort and minimal money You know Show the xbox. I mean, it's really nothing to see dude. All right. There's nothing to look at I think everything's cool. But it was fun. It was definitely fun to play madden on twitch was popping Everybody was streaming. I think madden madden had a lot of people in it. I felt like it was dope Right boys. It was popping. It was fun The same people dense the same people would always qualify. They always qualify Bracket challenge for 512 Everybody in the listen all the viewers get one player and you got to follow that guy Yo, that'd be hell Yo, let's take the 500 people. Listen the 500 people from the tournament I'm going to give each of you guys one player and if your player wins You win a prize Somebody might wind up with malibu. Boo Somebody might wind up with malibu. Boo. Somebody might wind up with noa. Somebody might wind up with johnny rocket. Who knows That'd be funny as shit, dude. I want nelson. Nelson is buns sonic dragon No, that would be funny. That would be funny You don't get any odds. You just win or lose. That's all Obviously if you get you're saying If you get word, you're not word. Did you qual? Did war qual war you ain't qual, man I'll be honest, bro. If y'all didn't play in this, I don't ever want to hear y'all cap about madden ever ever ever Y'all honestly can't let ever If y'all not in this tournament, yo y'all I Stop talking about madden I don't want to hear y'all. I don't want to hear y'all typing the chat about how to stop something What play to run? I don't want y'all to tell me. I don't want y'all to tell me who's open when I throw a pick I never want to see that One two raul Do we know the percentage of people using the packers? dense bro probably 85 probably 80 85 percent really But regs has always been like that. I honestly I I feel like this is how this is how People bring up the teams when they don't have anything else to talk about You know The unbalanced abilities, you know what maybe that's what they say in the nfl You know, maybe the jaguar say this is some this is unbalanced. Why the fuck do I got to play patrick mahomes? Why don't we have patrick mahomes? right Maybe the bears get pissed off every time they lose the erin rogers, right? Why don't we got to play erin rogers? You know what as much As much as we as much as we talk about bro the abilities have really made the best players really tough Devonte atoms is an absolute animal In previous maddens a player like devonte atoms Wouldn't be that great like in previous madden Yo valdez scantling would be better than than devonte atoms In previous maddens when I grew up mvs would be better than than devonte atoms and devonte atoms is an absolute animal in in regs right Like for real like oh shit. I got to play erin rogers Well, guess what that's how it is in regs Right And I don't really know any other cards I played the eagles one time fletcher cox was giving me cox What's happening? marquise colston right kane This is how madden has always worked has always worked with uh Now vows is talking about tyron calico a 16 year old is talking about tyron calico. Yes, vows somebody told you that yes I'm aware somebody told you about uh tyron calico Let the adults talk about this If mohomes had gunslinger nobody would use any other team Who do we believe the bust out player is trey thomas trey makes final 16 minimal minimal minimal That's my bust out player malo wins it Bro ted if mohomes had gunslinger i'm not even doing this argument I'm not i'm not even doing this argument right now I'm not if mohomes had gunslinger to be it would be 100 chiefs every game If trey wins the first game He makes final 16 The first game bro. He you know because this is what happens with trey. He'd be too horned up trey be too hype that'd be his problem. He'd be like yeah, that's my opportunity. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, this like he pipes himself up like he's really playing the fucking super bowl Right like he like he against the world like this is some life or death shit swear to god I promise you like he thinks like this was his purpose on earth man like bro I can't let anybody down. I had to do that. He he to do it for my family type of guy for real Yo, my whole family is relying on me. I got to do this today is the day. Yes, they pay the ultimate I swear but y'all laughing but he really be thinking like this The doubters pay the ultimate price Like he'd be slapping himself in the mirror Oh that ass He can't sleep the night before bro Like it's a fucking video game, dude like bro like cuz This shit is over the best thing about winning is you can tell everybody's shut the fuck up That's the best thing about winning. That's the best thing I will tell you the money that should disappear the belt just be up there Right the best thing about it is you can tell everybody shut the fuck up. That's the best thing Can't nobody tell you shit anymore Right That is the only thing that stays. It's the only thing is your credibility That's it and honestly This tournament don't have that much credibility It don't different tournaments have different credibility this one Train could win all four of these shits people will say and say you suck shit don't matter. Nobody plays regs regs sucks I swear to god Don't it don't matter that much. Yeah, this bro Exactly rater. That's all it's about can't you always champ once you become champ you always champ That's it You're saying oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, this this tournament don't have no credibility unless somebody that already has credibility No, seriously. This is how this is how it works If if if trey wins. Oh this tournament didn't mean shit If joke wins or like no one wins or paving wins Oh, man, bro add that to the resume, man They just they just continue to dominate let jay wall win this shit. Oh my god Yo add it to the 200k man. He just having the most dominant year ever. That's just how it works, bro That's how mad it works. That's how life works, bro. Get with it Fuck no, Ted. You win this tournament. No, you'll get a little bit of respect, but no Don't forget about you after that Yeah, it it would be better than the dora cell tournament The dora cell tournament Oh, man Bro, but it's just going to be fun Who won last year's classic was there a classic last year? mo mo one A pro player franchise draft What do you mean like if if if we drafted the nfl players and we were in a franchise um Could you change the abilities or they're stuck with their abilities? There's a lot of questions to this There's a lot of questions Poppin was looking like clef. I think that's disrespectful to poppin mark magic The first five players in the ultimate league draft if you couldn't change the abilities The picks would be rogers would be the first pick um Then It just depends. That's a stupid ass question It's a stupid ass question because would you pick brady because he's gonna be gone the next year? He's 48 years old. Like no, it's just a stupid question. There's too many variables But if it was for one season, it would be rogers brady Then it would probably be my homes. Then it would probably be like I don't even know who I think julio is probably still a monster tyree kill tyree kill would be snap pick too Um reek would definitely be top five reek would go after the quarterbacks reek would go if you couldn't get one in quarterbacks tyreek would go to the next pick McCaffrey too. McCaffrey has playmaker. Yeah Lamar would probably be up there to kyler. Yeah But uh, I don't know dude It's too many variables. If you're playing five years Uh, you could change abilities. You probably you probably wouldn't take tom brady. You know what I'm saying If you're playing one year. Yeah, you take tom brady, but if you're playing a franchise I mean derrick henry was somebody would pick derrick henry somebody like the underrated king that guy he would pick derrick henry All the windy city madden guys would pick derrick henry all right, well, listen Since all y'all had the answers that's why y'all play cfm me. I don't play cfm no more bro Is there a belt? I I I don't know Who knows bro? Have y'all heard from marco When was the last time we heard like seriously like it's no belt. No, it's just use Is it really it's 15 grand though for the winner. It's not bad It's not bad, bro. It's not bad. I'll take 15 grand I would love to make what's what's the least amount of money they pay a thousand to somebody like final 16 Oh my god, I would love to make that What do the worst for me? I I think my father is coming here tomorrow Um and then she's supposed to have her cousin and like their baby come over this weekend like All bad all bad for me It's all bad for me. I think my dad is coming for like two days No, honestly, it's not like it's not like people you hate having over You know what I'm saying? It's a difference between like people that you like don't want to be with and people that are like cool It's a different night. It's definitely cool people But even so you if you playing mad and then I feel like an asshole like y'all gotta go play mad And let me go upstairs and ignore you guys like One not only are you not focused then you feel like you're an asshole like It's a bad combo, right? Yeah, that's all But but at the end of the day, I mean we have a newborn. So that's part of the life It's part of lifestyle with the newborn baby You're gonna have people over and you're gonna have people over as some sometimes that's not the best for you My dad I haven't seen my dad though since I had my baby. So definitely want my dad to come out here, you know Yeah With the tournaments and shit. That's the dad. That's what I'm worried about. Is playstation saturday So sunday I have for sunday for xbox. That's that's where I could make some money for over. That's about it My dad is bald. Yeah He's always had like hair though. You know what I'm saying? Like he never went bald He never shaved his head. He just always had bald bald head Or he just was balding and just trans he just transitioned full transitioned They they're both there. You got to play their day. They're like both days How many people do you guys think play both like of the 500 people? How many do you think play both? 200 100 Probably 200 I would probably say 200 Yeah 80 I think so I would probably say maybe not 200 But at least 100 Yeah What's my favorite cover for beater? Bro, I swear you can throw anything deep against go. I feel like I don't cover shit. I don't fucking know bro I just go out there and throw the ball around bro Damn, so I gotta play So like what if you got to play your game and you're in a game on playstation, right? So I'm assuming it starts or is it like you can play anytime during the day Gravy, no, I'm not a pro player, bro I'm the most proest player in the world me madden me Top five madden players I've played what this year or my life this year is fancy fucking Steel City Life it's uh skimbo kiv and everybody else really Uh Yeah, that's about it really. I don't know who I would even put the pebble Ted Yeah, this year. I I really played honestly. I really haven't played that many people this year Really really good people. I thought we're really good dukes Jesus No, the pebble was asked this year. I played pebble. I played the pebble. I played pebble. Stop it. Don't be respectful Don't be don't be respectful or don't be disrespectful. I played the pebble I put hands on the pebble the pebble kind of weak this year, bro. The pebble is kind of like No, Marcus the dc tournament is not this weekend. Where the fuck have you been? What white woman are you all up in that you don't you got a question like that? Holy shit How long before we see them switch all the tournaments the next gen? I would de-smoove my guy with the five gifted. Um next gen Next gen um was probably uh might be next year Kiver, I mean I will journey is probably on the list of good I've just played journey so much that it's like sometimes I will win sometimes I will lose But then when I played him in tournament, he popped me to one game But journey is journey is probably top five for short, bro A jigby is ass a man in 21 all these dudes are ass pebble pebble is not bad He just wasn't high powered. I was more ready for the pebble. You gotta understand. Some of these guys catch you sleeping, bro Like when you first played when I first played the pebble, I thought it was sweet wasn't sweet when I first played still city I thought it was sweet You know, okay dd smooth. Check it Mo over drink probably yes mo mo has a really big resume No journey is not top three eddie When I'm gonna step on ggl's field Ggl's at the ggl fell off this year. There's another group of guys that really just fell off with no running game, bro Problem is number one Then skimbo Then probably mo Then maybe drinny and kiv and joker's in there and gene, of course Earl has earl has whispered me boys earl has whispered me Do we answer do we answer? I'm still timed out Earl is back Gene and and and I miss a lot of people Little man Little man I mean pavin pavin I mean Why isn't pavin over little man, you know like pavin? I know it's only been like three years But shit Pavin's kind of going crazy If somebody drops 150 on earl to be banned another 24 hours Where's bugs on my all-time list? Is he hired in little man? I don't know dude. It's a lot of players from from from 10 to 30 best players without a belt um clef and The tncers well not well the shit jay wall has it belt now The tncers and uh Who else bugs the 8 180ers Wesley's fucking lay down, bro Problem, I mean problem has like like this beyond problem has mad major championships To say to say problem doesn't have a belt is like just ignoring his whole life Really, it's just stupid It's funny to laugh at my friend problem But at the end of the day bro, like he's got the hella championships Mallow bro, you know, how did you get banned? How do y'all get banned in skimbo stream ever? How do y'all get banned and what do y'all do to get banned in streams, bro? Like what do y'all do to get banned? I don't think I've ever gotten banned in a stream Maybe I have a checkmark next to my name so people don't ban me, but I don't get fucking banned I don't know All right, here we go with the list that who are some streamers that you're banned give me the streamers Give me uh, who's the biggest who has the biggest band hammer in the madden community who has the biggest band hammer the fox I just say hi. What's up, bro? I don't really be like chatting oldy Jim maya The fox y'all got banned in the den like bro, how do y'all get banned in the den? What how would y'all ever get banned in the den? You yo you guys yo to get banned in the den in the den is disgusting, bro What do you say to get banned in the den in the den to get banned in the den? You have to just come off the top rows right away. Fuck all you nerds Like that's the only way. How do you get banned? I don't understand I first of all The den isn't in madden games that often I check in the den probably two or three times a week It's not in games that often. So what is there to really troll? You can't troll the menu. You can't troll to chat I don't understand how you get banned y'all soft Y'all soft, bro. Y'all soft, bro skim bone Skimbo's pitching sucked. You say something that is pg-13 in skimbo's chat. You're taking a lap Oh url definitely gives bands. He's the town drunk like that. Url bands on url don't count We cannot hold that against y'all like that does not count for that doesn't count for bands for real That's like that bro Url gotta say honestly what's great about my chat now is that I don't even have to ban them somebody pays 150,000 channel points to ban them for 24 hours Like that that's how it's gotten for me, bro I don't have to do shit. I just see her play video games. I look down somebody redeemed 150,000 channel points Bye bye url. See you tomorrow. I gotta start banning more people, bro There's a lot of people in the guli. There's a lot of people in the guli manduli, boys All right, let's talk about our boss bot. Let's talk about our weekend of of bot wars Which was my most successful weekend on this, uh, twitch platform And I hope you guys all watched i'm sure and I actually if you didn't watch boss bot wars I do have the past broadcast up. I don't know how how absolutely scuffed all the sounds are in it and how muted it is Let me see. Let me take a look. I last time I looked there was 44,000 people. Yeah, 44,000 views on the Which I don't know how views work on twitch like I don't know if somebody just clicked it I don't know 44,000 people. I don't know But that's how many views I have on my recent broadcast. It's probably scuffed to life With the volume and everything I hope you guys watched it um but Now The turtle streets lul will always have an open invite now what what listen? I don't even know when bot wars 3 will be. I don't know when it'll be I don't know if we even have a bot wars 3. Who knows? I we might retire on top of the world We were top. We were number two trending topic in america on friday We got to number five trending topic in america on saturday, which is insane um, the tweeters were popping We got 5,000 viewers on a madden stream in february Um, which is comparable to ea majors this year It is it is it is 1 million percent comparable 1 million percent um So it was definitely a w we went from the first boss bot wars the mortal combat one We got 3,000 and I was super excited for 3,000 people this weekend. We got uh, we definitely got 5,000 I didn't hit any I I didn't hit any ads I didn't hit any ads as you say, you know what I'm saying? I didn't I didn't you know, we just killed it Everybody watching nobody saw any ads. Nobody saw nothing bro Now one of my new ideas As you as jesse brings up applications We are going to have video applications for boss bot wars 3 What's going on? You're gonna have to submit a video of why we want you on the show Now of the four people Of the four people lu if lu plays he's lu is lu is one of the four people Video applications, right? Now we'll figure all this out Um, if lu is here, he's one of the four people for sure Um, and I'll ask vilma if he wants to play if vilma wants to play We'll put him in one of the four for the uh prelim tournament Uh, and then then we'll have two spots of all the videos we might pick one person out of those videos Oh ea didn't let vilma join the classic Yeah vilma's in that vilma's now in the black ball territory Yeah, he said the f word Is what it is bro I've been trying to tell him bro. He don't need the shit But we got to bring but bobby is back. He won a game. So he's here Yes, vilma vilma's not allowed to compete because he typed the f word in um In the discord the bad f word maize Yeah, bird is gone Uh, the yo we will we listen We will break down all the video applications boys. All right We will break down all the video applications trust me yeah I honestly didn't know that uh Vilma wasn't allowed to play in the classic either So I didn't know that An international streamer trust me man. I picked the best trust me listen Don't question the judgment boys Jimiah, nobody he didn't jim I nobody knows what jim I looks like is that real No trade will never play in bot wars ever like literally dead like y'all don't understand how adamant I am about trade never being a part of bot wars It will never happen It literally will never ever happen like he let bro I'm honestly. He not even a lot. I'm honestly about to ban him from streams when it when it happens and let him back when bot wars is over Legend in bot wars I mean you bro. They said no legend. You might be too tough You might be too tough Because last time honestly legend was crazy is and the chat knows this when I started when I started going through the list When I started going through the list Vos start saying no, they're too good. I swear to god Vos was the only person Earl was like, I don't care bring everybody Jay bird was like, I don't care. I'll play anybody salty was like. I'm salt nation Vos was like Vos was like no, they're getting too good pretty soon We'll have Wesleyan and jay wall and bot wars Drop voles hashtag drop voles damn I mean listen Bot wars is for the community man. If I hear if there's a petition if there's a petition If there's a petition If there's a real petition I like watching him lose Voles I I don't know how voles continues the because he hasn't lost Yet, he hasn't lost the lad the first game The only person that loses out of that is removed is the person that loses the first game Like earl will never be gone, bro. Like he would have to like really lose Like he would have to lose like four times in a row one time, bro And that's the beauty and honestly, that's the beauty of it We'll always get to watch salt nation and earl. You know what I'm saying? The five time That is the beauty of the that's the beauty of the format you know like Everybody in madden has some type of personality. It's just with the madden's ornaments There's been so many different people that it's hard to really not only root for people but root against people Let's be honest. All you guys have said drop voles y'all gonna be happy as shit when he once again loses again You know and that's the beauty of bot wars you get people to root against and root for That's the beauty of it if I put four new people in there. Maybe you don't have the same feelings for him salty and voles game Did salty play voles? Oh, it's about how the game was so shitty. Oh, man I'll be honest salty The real salty bro, we have to start bot wars at at noon listen It we have to start at noon. We have to because salty cannot be the real salty The timing of bot wars is holding salty back spider Yes, salty might need an air bnb or some shit, bro We do see the real salty verse little man since that game salty has been He's been on punishment Boss bot wars seven land might go nasty. That's when we'll have bot wars america when we get to 10,000 subs Bot wars america will get the bus will drive around america bot Boss bot wars seven Can we bring back little man little man is on the short list to be brought back But uh, there's a lot of potential people for boss bot wars three Um, i'm working on the video. I got a couple people helping me the best of boss bot wars two Now, what was the favorite parts now? Obviously bobby's game against uh, deliverance and bobby vs voles Those are those are probably the best games Uh, we got to get a lot of the tweets in there in the video We have to we have to go ahead and and get the tweets bg the f bomb gamble You know what i'm saying? bobby vs bg Joel getting blanked for the most part Earl vs salty is always legendary You know what i'm saying? Make the qualifier at eight man. We get a little too crazy, bro The smoke detector um like bro, it's so tough like And i want to give and i want to give i have i have two five i actually i have three files I have the the the friday night tournament, right? I have saturday night tournament. Then I have saturday night tournament with the chat Right, so the chat being in the video is awesome. I feel like the chat Enhances every video animal bird. We need it. Yes. We need to have salt like bro. There's so much shit for real And it's like I I I don't think I can give these videos to somebody else and let them decide What needs to be in the video, right? I feel like I have to take the time to do this shit And it's it takes a while boys It's not that it's not y'all. That's what i'm saying. It's not the chat doesn't decide to be like one person out You know what i'm saying? Yo, when he was like You you're not the one that has to you're not the one that has to live with it You're not the one that has to live with the smoke detector It's a lot of shit, bro Can we vote on the next theme? I don't know what the what theme I don't know what theme It's civil maze lu and vilma It's not a bad four. It's not a bad four It's not a bad four Am I ever gonna team up with commentary? I don't think I I would ever team up with commentary because one Half of the commentary is the players, right? Then another part of commentary is the tweeter And the chat I think what makes By wars is the chat is all of us for over Prelims bro prelims went nutty Lou doesn't beat Vilma Eddie. No Lou doesn't beat Vilma Prelims they were fighting for a shot. They had see you know what Eduardo the ones that you know the bots that are already locked in They're a look they're a little too they a little too, uh The boss that are already locked in there a little too comfortable, honestly, they're a little too comfortable Like the foes and the salties in them. They might be a little too comfortable Where they're at complacent. Yeah They started with a bang, but they're a little bit. They're a little bit complacent right now for real for real Tell me bro the next the next boss secret boss Since throne was the first secret boss After you get thrown as the first secret boss, then the second secret boss. I mean bro, you can go anywhere with it, bro Bro, joe got annihilated and you think he needs another shot Squads bought wars Bobby is locked. He's in he's in. Yeah, let's call mmg bro. You're right. I since throne was here. Let me dm mmg right now Let's go Sina Do what do we dm scene again? I can't lie vows earl and and salty on the same team would be nasty I think listen. I think when I look back at it now I was panicking right As as the producer of the show right I was panicking when when you guys were turning on the salty and voles matchup I was I was like, what the fuck can I do? Right? I was like, oh shit It's going downhill Right. I was like fuck What can I do? But when I look back at it You got to have some bullshit man. You got to have some bullshit matchups because we can laugh at them, right? Yeah, like we I had to put the video up. We started watching other shit, right You got to try like you got to be able to finesse the shit not every game can be high octane and that's one of the problems With manning in general a lot of games suck like for real a lot of games suck Sports too like a lot of games are boring as shit For real for real You got to have loads to have the highs bro And that's one of the honestly That's one of the biggest problems and people do this and like when you watch a basketball game and it's a 20 point blowout It's hard to commentate like I I did the next level College shit, right? And I did prodigy vs. Noah and Noah just beat prod beat the shit out prodigy two games in a row I'm like, uh, yeah Like what do you want me to say the game's over Like Noah's up two scores in the third quarter running the ball. It's like bro. This game's over. Like what do you want me to tell you? You know, and that's that's where you have to uh You got to tell your jokes and you got to talk with the chat and you got to do some other shit for real for real Yeah, Bobby's games were nuts. It looked like they were going to be ass for real Yeah, I was like bro that first give vs delivers. I'm like, damn this might be ass Bobby was like you watch my stream for three weeks like damn Bobby will be back. Bobby will be back for the uh For the next one We'll see we'll figure it out. I don't want to do this shit every two weeks I don't want to do I honestly don't even want to do this shit every month. I want to be sporadic I think we're killing it the way it is for real for real Who knows? Somebody cat was deep Oh chaos a chaos secret boss I can't lie though. I think you know after chaos is um Uh madden classic clip I think he's been chill since then. Yes. That's the throne. That's what I said, bro That's though that chaos we got from the oh my gosh. That guy is not a real person, bro Bro, that's not that's not a real person now. He made it like he's too complacent. He complacent is the word He's on chills Yeah, like he he'd be on way too much chills now Hold on it. I lost a lot of respect to earl for not pausing while that kid was getting yelled at Bugs is too good for bot wars. Yeah for sure Earl beats bugs Y'all would pick bugs over earl right now In the bot wars game not in a regular game in the bright lights of bot wars Y'all would pick earl or who would y'all pick bugs or earl on a might game In the bright lights of bot wars. Y'all would pick bugs I don't know. I will be honest when I had bugs on my uh my 3v3 team I don't think we've ever lost the game really I don't think we've ever lost a game with me and bugs on when bugs was my quarterback on three on three I don't think we ever lost Bugs been moving for 72 weeks Uh Earl definitely got bot wars magic, bro. That shit gets worse every every every week his bot wars just power gets worse It really gets worse now thrown Throne kind of cream pie them though. I'll be honest. I don't know Or maybe earl lost his power because like he it was over the the emotion of winning another bot wars at a secret boss Maybe earl didn't had a secret boss about power like he didn't had a secret boss Like he didn't have the you know what I'm saying He didn't have the uh the drive to to beat the secret boss too You know what I'm saying? How about this vows? How about you go ahead and you go ahead and make your own fucking bot wars And then you can decide where people playing where they don't hashtag drop vows right now, bro The whole point the secret boss was that that was the finale you asshole God damn bro make your own fucking bot vows wars Go make both go make vows wars Vows always questioning shit God damn drop vows, bro He is getting a little too complacent. I might make him the first game. I might make him the first game I think that's what we do vows got played for his life. He can't wait to complacent He can I'm moving bobby v over vows, bro That's what we're doing vows is the first game if he loses. He's fucking out He's like he's like three and 38 all times in bot wars. He's the first game. He loses. He's out by Yeah, he's too complacent, bro Hawk my guy with the five give the five gifted Vows is the main attraction Ted guss guss first of all cat guss you need to change the twitch to guss If vows is the main attraction, there will not be a boss bot wars three Yeah, that's Ted Ted. His name is guss Uh-oh, uh-oh speaking of bot wars Speaking of bot wars ragusa What throne call them ragusa? Yo, there he is ragusa ragusa His name is not ragusa Bro, they told everybody the chat told me it's ragusa, bro That's what they told me Chat chat laughed his name is fucking ragusa, bro His name is ragusa No, I don't know if this person is a real person this rag guy I don't know if he's a real person the pictures. He sends me is like this is not really you bro drop vows for maze Rag with the four months a legend Bro, listen Listen, you guys know I take all your ideas. I listen to your ideas, but at the end of the day Trust the ideas bro. All right boys All right boys Just trust just trust that we'll put together the best the best outcome pony Post my jones the legend. What's up, man? Ragusa, I like ragusa. Honestly I'm going back to ragusa It's a lot of options out here boys. It's a lot of options But we we will see what the best vows is definitely vows is definitely to lose in your fucking out game I'll tell you that right now That's that so that's that honestly vows from now on vows is to lose in your out game forever Find some talent. Oh, that's a great idea post my jones with the gifted skimbo with the bust out search the directory for some talent vows is game one forever, bro Search the directory We need a female. Yeah, that's a wait. Come on, bro. Stop it No, who the fuck said that elmo. We need a female and boss by words. Yeah That's gonna be fucking fun to watch Who was the who was the girl that was on uh madden nation? PG 13 yo That was her name PG 13 Uh, it would get I can't lie. It would get nasty if there was a woman on bot wars Oh my god, it would get we would get canceled. We would get canceled though No, if there was a woman on bot wars the chat would be unreal Oh my god, the tweets the tweeter the tweeter if there was a woman Oh my god, dude. No, it would it would not happen. It could not happen. It really could not happen It could not happen Oh my god, it would be nasty. It would be nasty Oh, yeah, we'd be done We'd be done Imagine if a woman beat voles Voles kind of has that like that That that womanly look right doesn't he have like Not like the like, you know, like I didn't want to say the lesbian look But you know like that, you know No, not ellen ellen a little more like i'm like a little more like You know like y'all are nasty, bro Carol from walking dead I don't know if lesbian is teal. I don't know what to s is they don't send me an email every day and say you can't I know you can't say virgin And you can't say something else Vos rapino Yeah You can't say simp incel what a nasty incel simp Wow What a world wow boys, you really just said every word you said every word chat. Thanks boys. Thanks boys. Thank you Thanks boys. You guys ruined it Bro What's gonna happen is i'm gonna be i'm gonna be streaming on youtube and facebook and are you guys want to join? No You guys aren't gonna be here It's not gonna happen Yes boss bot wars will be on youtube facebook gaming I was gonna go on facebook gaming I dabbled in the facebook gaming. I might start coin selling facebook gaming No facebook. I thought they had the bag I thought they had the bag they didn't really have the bag Not yet at least Maybe next year Maybe next year Unbanned requests Is it time for the unbanies? Who do we even ban who got banned? Some of you guys got banned Oh, I I definitely got low balled from uh facebook gaming Yeah, I got low balled for that. Why is vos still banned bro like what? Oh, let's see if oh, we got a lot. We got 10 unbanned requests. Okay Z in the building bro. Oh, so here we go I don't even want vos like in the unban requests, bro Shabbat a Mitch I gotta deal with this shit Make me the so I can flood this shit out all the and make Soup man goes down Denied Someone got 150 ready. Somebody has 150 ready Somebody has 150 ready Somebody has 150 ready Somebody got 150 ready Miles Who is this fucker? I think I played him in mlb. I think this is mlb guy No, this was mlb guy. It was and I swear he beat me and he came in here and said this shit. I swear to god He had to he had to take a lap bro. He had to take a lap I didn't I didn't like that shit, bro. Yo the mlb kids be so fast to come in your chat It's like bro. All right. Look at cleft, bro Bro like what the fuck bro unbans is nasty right now What's this? Johnny hot lava Johnny hot lava Vos getting busted auto promote bobby The please hate vows, bro. Is this it? We just literally put penises in here What be be anybody be being Nate bands is just unban instantly, bro If Nate man, how when did Nate ban somebody? Oh, no Nate ain't been a mod in forever drag Fucking hate dukes, bro Fucking hate. I fucking hate dukes, bro Duke's gotta figure it out Cover your bald-ass head buddy. I hate bojaks and Get your gorilla face off the screen joe It was a little wild it was a little wild I mean know it know it would have bust out banning I didn't know it banned people like I didn't know like this is kind of bust out for know to ban somebody I don't know deny this guy terminator 2500 top shot or ryan I mean, this is crazy. I don't know if ward. I don't think I don't think there's anything that ward is better Bro, honestly, I really don't is this Ward, you know Ward is hold on. Ward is the worst player on the planet Is ward the worst player on the planet? Ward, you better be ready for chat trials on warzone. That's all I'm saying You better be ready for chat trials on warzone. All I'm saying buddy Is that wardo playing tonight? Is that wardo playing tonight? Where's eddy mac at, bro? Eduardo? Yeah, warzone chat trials are back Jesse, they're back There's a new season of warzone. So me and went we we we back at chat trials, bro Once the new map whenever the new map drops were locked. We are locked We are locked All right, that boy relaxed, bro. You that boy is the biggest letdown Uh in chat trial history, honestly That boy was a letdown. He came in crazy. I'm getting at least five, bro Out of let no jay gill. What but he didn't cap it that boy came in and joined like I'm getting at least five Bro, he's been a chat trials like 10 times that doesn't have five kills total Jay gill No, it wasn't jay gill's k dillon. You get the wrong person to write. Yo, it's k dillon witness Not jay gill j gill is chill Mike lethal Yo, mike lethal is the best random bro k dillon was ass Mike lethal went crazy They said turb got hacks and and almighty tre got hacks thoughts on tiger woods I hope he's all right, bro. Like what something like what that Yo, and me was going nuts, bro. That dude was Turb got banned on apex. Is that why his account bro? Is that why he had to get a new account to buy clen remember the password? hold up Hold up. Oh turb had to get a new account He definitely on a new account Bro lacky gaming my guy with the 20 months I do my jokes. Here we go. Listen, bro The thing with cheating on video games, man, I said this on upper stream um For me like listen The joy in video games is winning bro. That's the joy like like that's why you play video games whether you're playing Wait, whether you're playing metal gear solid and you beat the final boss in metal gear solid Or if you're playing zelda or you're playing mario or you're playing Yo, for me when I was a kid when I finally beat shout con and mortal combat No, seriously when I finally beat shout con and mortal combat. I was hype as shit Right And iuardo when I win games with ward. I'll be hype as shit Like that shit is fun. Like that's the joy of the game, right? And winning madden games. That's fun. Now. I don't know what your percent now Obviously my percentage winning and madden is bigger than my percentage winning and call of duty, right? Everybody has different winning percentages. Even if you're a shitter And your win percentage is you only win one game of warzone a month that one win Is worth playing every single night, right? Or if you win once a week say you win once a week once a month once a night, maybe that one win Is worth it. That's pretty much worth playing the game Right. So if you gave yourself Cheats To make it that easy Where is your joy for real like what is the point of playing if you don't have that same joy If you don't have that same joy that we all get from playing games Then are you like I don't understand why you like it really No shout con. I finally beat shout con one time with What you call it? I beat shout con with sub zero. I had to freeze them That was the only character I could beat shout con with now I was probably like the assest player like I was ass, you know what I'm saying uh, but for me, uh Shout con. I'll never forget how hype I was bro. I was hype as shit Well, I called him with a freeze and an uppercut for the win. I was hype as shit Goro was tough, but he wasn't shout con. He wasn't shout con bro It's not even about yo, you can play for fun We all play for fun But even at like one like that just getting that one win one time is like I remember like the first time I went on fortnite, bro I was happy as shit like fortnite win Any win was just like bro. We finally got one fall guys, bro Like finally getting the little crown on fall guys, bro. That shit was fun and to think like To think that people cheat in these games like for real I was definitely ass. It was definitely not ass. See you're not good at any fucking game That's what I'm talking about dudes that aren't good at any fucking game camp about video games Like what I hate that shit like shut up. You watch twitch. That's what you do That's in your fucking profile twitch watcher You know what's in my fucking profile esport champion your shit says your shit says the twitch watcher The fuck is wrong with you, bro Get the fuck out of here, bro dudes be capping me to my ass Ah damn need a podcast episode 119