 Hey You seem a little down fella you got some woman trouble No, not Not girl trouble, you know more of More of online virtual as the best friend kind of trouble We just kind of drifted apart, you know he went But he left me for quest. That's what it is. He left me for another headsets But you know if you ask me You could go back to the place where you met that friend and maybe make another one make me make a better one this time One who won't leave you You ever think about that? Just food for dump bell You're right. I Don't need him and I never did I can just go back to rec room. That's where I found him Got probably a million others like him in there Probably ones better than him Thank you bear tender for the delicious coca-cola And if you'll excuse me, I have to go make a new virtual reality psv or one best friend in rec room Who's back? It's me I've returned To this place So I can find myself a new decepticon Because I don't need the old decepticon anymore And he's a dime a dozen and I'm gonna prove that I don't know what a dime is. I don't know what that's worth a dozen So what I'm going to do is I'm gonna hold I'm gonna hold some auditions for a new Fuck what did I just hit? Get your dirty face out of my menu. Ah, no So you just don't talk these days. You just crowd around people like a bunch of creeps. Is that it? Get away from me Get away from me. Where's my rooms? Do not touch me Friend request that's gonna be ignored. That's one friend request. I will ignore immediately. Why don't they talk? It's fucking creepy It should be very easy to do this Basically, I'm just gonna be interviewing people For the role of decepticon Which means already taken Edition for best Friend So they spawn in here. I guess I'll want them to go on the stage and So what I want is like a list Of rules How do oh god look at all these classics the funeral. This is where I met him originally the funeral Maybe I should recreate the funeral That could be interesting but no People would be confused or like I'm just trying to pay my respects Instead of being auditioned for my best friend How do I make the gun appear and how do I like add assets and shit? I can't remember how to do anything in this game What did I just do? Mature themes. Yeah, I don't want no kids in here Intense motion gore and violence You never know what's going to happen. God, I don't remember how to work this game How do I spawn in isms? He used to be able to just pick isms. Where's that gun? No sexual content No discrimination and nothing illegal All right Not going to be easy to avoid the sexual content here, but we'll try Apparently rec room has more players now than it's ever had. So, you know, they should just start popping up Immediately See the problem as well as many of the people Like looking through the list of rooms. They'll see audition for best friend And because of their level of IQ, they'll be like, what does this word? What does audition mean? You know, that's what I'm going to be dealing with Which is fair This is uh I'm looking for a replacement for decepticon after all. So, you know, they can't be too price It's what I want I wish I could have written I wish I could remember how to write I just on a blank piece of paper. You could stick it somewhere That could be the rules like the requirements of what I want, you know rule or won't be from new jersey rule number two Sound like stevo from jackass rule number three, you know, etc. etc. No milfs No milfs But that's sexual content perhaps Maybe I'll just say no mature ladies no mature girlfriends. How about that? This is not good content right now It might be that I have to go into public spaces Instead of lowering them to me I'll have to go to them Since when do people not talk in this? Used to be you couldn't get them to shut up. Excuse me. Do you speak? All right, then you're no good to me Anyone speak Anyone have a voice Nobody talks I'm looking for a new best friend Why me? Let me Hello, let me do you speak? No No, no chats anyone talking this game. Nobody talks That's all right Well, it's not all right sleazy because I'm looking for a new best friend And I think you have what it takes If you're from new jersey are you from you? Where are you gone? Where are you? There you are Can you do a stevo voice sleazy? Sleazy you're walking away from me and I'm talking to you Very rude sleazy. That's not be a best friend behavior Hey, is this the metaverse? I'm looking for the metaverse Are you Merck Zuckerberg? Which one of you is Merck Zuckerberg? Can you speak? Hello, are you Merck? No, can you do a stevo voice stevo from jackhouse? So you don't touch me Are you aware of stevo from jackhouse? You don't know what that is. No, okay, then you're on wasting my time obviously Hey, what's up? Anyone speak? You speak? No, no speaky No, speaky English Out of your mouth you do speak You do how come I can't hear your voices then? Is it a setting? Maybe it's a privacy setting you speak in this whole time and I can't hear you Oh No, I can hear oh look at this Oh There we go That's what the problem is now. I'm ready now. I'm ready to party and have some best friends. Whoa LeBron You're the real LeBron Damn, that's cool. Hey listen, I'm looking for a best friend. Are you American? Yeah I'm Australian. Well LeBron James isn't Australian. So how can you be the real LeBron? He actually is Australian. Well, maybe he is actually I don't know anything about him to be honest So you might have me there. Are you familiar with stevo from jackhouse? Yes, he's fucking he is but can you do his voice? No No, okay, don't touch me. I'm looking for Mature gentlemen, there's any mature gentlemen No Any adults guess what you got What guess what you got? Do you have no finger? That is I have to you know, I'm impressed. I'm impressed by your ingenuity. I'll be honest Creativity there Sorry, I'm sorry. That's the first thing you had to hear Fucking hell. Hello. Can you speak? Can you speak oble English? Or any language really can you just have your microphone on no no mic? Yes No Yes, no, you're just you're just going to copy my head movements. That's what that's what you're going to do Okay, does anyone have a microphone by any chance? Oh you do Yeah, I have a microphone. You do okay. I'm looking for someone who can do a stevo from jackass impersonation Uh, I can't you can't can you? Um, I can't that's okay. That's okay. It's not easy to do Friend or whoa friend o'tron. I can just create a friend. Oh no, it gives two friends Mr. Spider I ring a ding ding mr. Spider. Uh, you speaking? Oh wait, I already talked to you. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry What is this worm man? It's slid on the floor Do you enjoy this? What oh my god, you're definitely not the correct age Okay, we lost our left hand We've lost our right hand Um, how do I fix that? Maybe I can change to controller Hi, what's up? Can you do a stevo from jackass impersonation? Yes, sir Don't make me listen to you sing. I can't walk Stop it Stop it I'll never get my decepticon I'll never have my best friend again Can you do a stevo? Like my hand won't work. All right, you don't understand this conco My battery's died. Do you understand what that's like? I'm up to here with you conco All right, I'm out of here. Okay, it's been a failure. Bye rec room. I don't need them I don't need a decepticon and I never did