 Who to hey everybody? We're signing postcards. We thought we'd share our time with you It's the stream and in and So basically these are for the people and I'm gonna say this right now We're gonna get a bunch of people who are gonna email us going Hey, I didn't get a card because you didn't not only maybe didn't add your address to patreon But you have to authorize us to see it and if you didn't do that by December 5th We just couldn't wait around so maybe next time But yeah, we're we're signing the cards and writing little things sometimes I'm writing puns What kind of puns you writing Tom? Well, I just wrote one to someone named whose last name is how and I just wrote and how Oh, that's a good one. Yeah This person's last name is foot so I'm gonna write on the right foot What if they're left-handed? Correct foot, but then that doesn't really fit the Thing yes, so there are there are extra stamps in there. You're right Don't show anybody don't show anything on camera. Make sure to get cards away from the camera. I can see you can see your box Okay, so paranoid about that. No, it's okay Well I Will say These are lovely holiday cards good on you lend Peralta. Oh look at this is PJ C Reese It's fun when I see one that I actually recognize the name Yeah, don't get me wrong you probably won't we won't be online the entire time we're signing the cards Maybe but we thought we'd share some of the time for sure Riverside Yeah Holidays See when I see Riverside, I think of the movie line Riverside mother fingers and Can't really write that on someone's I mean you could Just may or may not understand it now I have no I have no artistic Capability Sam So flower Kind of I'm drawing thank you my link face on this one. So if you get that, you know, that's when it was signed I am trying to think of something to draw that is both Timely and not offensive but also speedy I'm gonna write a different thing on every one pretty much Yeah, Sam Like You know how there's so many streets that are like Casa de fruta Avenue or something and I'm writing Casa de awesome I'm like a heart a tree a flower love Sarah Oh, you're putting love on it. Well, I do love them. Yeah, why not? We're not saying you we're trying to force you in anything Roger. No, Roger. We understand you express your emotions the way I'm gonna write our Pirates on this one and the person will have to figure out why From their address I'm just doing glasses. That seems pretty that seems very author the same one on everything. No Do you want me to know I don't want you to do anything I could say by my book But say something like unique on everyone. Yeah, that's a good rhythm to get into Yeah And if you get happy holidays you rock on a postcard that I signed That just means that I respect you too much to make a pun about Oh That's kind of the only one that I've repeated When I'm just like nothing's coming to me like this one. Happy Wish I had different colored pens now now. I want to like make it like artistic and cool I know right, you know, I was thinking about that Dennis. I keep looking at the stack of cards I Like you want to do all like all this it's like that And we also don't know who we got So if if you're like, wait a minute, why did I get Sarah? Why did I get Roger? Why did I get Tom? One person shouldn't be less than the other change trade with your friends, I guess trade them all This person put their street address and then it says NA. I think they wrote NA in like The field for apartment Oh, got it. You are so applicable Hope I get some of them I uh, I want to I'm just gonna start apologizing every day in advance to the people like wait a minute I didn't get a card and it's because they It was confusing to people This is really Systems of beta and it's meant for people signing up new if you sign up new it's really obvious like hey You're signing up for this thing. Do you want to give them your address here? You go boom So all the new people are gonna get them. It's the people who had to go back in and put the address I think a lot of times put their address for patreon because of GDP are They're not allowed to give us your address Unless you say yes, and also please give it to Okay, I post a link in the post a link and slide Oh, yeah, sure and the discord too This is maybe The worst pun I've made yet. No, I think you have many years left You should see what I am writing to people I mean, I think they'll like it but um Artistic value Pretty low. Yeah, I'm not even trying. I wrote a smiley face on that one That's that's limited edition right there artwork. All right, I'll do some artwork here. What should I write? Give me give me something to write give me something to draw on Joe's Put a cup of coffee cup of coffee What's wrong with coffee? Well, maybe I'll do that too, okay, you Person that I want no Joe when you get it and you're like what the hell is that a cup of coffee? I Actually my coffee looks pretty good Not that I'm drying it. I am I am doing here. I'll put I'll show you my cheat sheet Oh, I am I am doing eyes and glasses And a little LA That's for the other cards. Oh, okay Well now now it sounds like it sucks because you just like this No, I just was worried that Sarah would get upset because it looks like a Dodgers You know, Roger doesn't know any better What are you grumbling about that's not good enough man, I felt like on Friday I I felt like wow if I actually had a kid and it was worse than this Okay, so this has the Giardia Well, that's do we mention that I mean is that public? Yeah, I mean, you know a dog's sick, you know For a length on GDI Friday about we did so right thing. It's like I was I was kind of in it And Tom was like, you know, and maybe It felt like okay, this is just getting sad Yeah, I was like the I Mean the most wonderful part about all of this is that like as soon as we get into this I forget the you know Whatever might have happened earlier. Yeah, but so he's doing better is just yeah, he's doing he's doing real good In fact, he's sleeping right next to me right now. Oh, yeah And honestly, that's That's a totally treatable if disgusting disease, but it's not serious at all. So that's marriage, what? Roger Roger turned into a 1950s stand-up comedian something please take my wife You know what I again not to um, I won't get into any details of where anybody lives But it's so nice to see so many different addresses of just like where people are all over the world. Yeah, yeah I don't know if my particular stack, but Mine is mostly in state Well, the Mine is very much not. Yeah, mine's all over the place. I have a bunch of Californians But I also know what I think in New Zealand and oh, you know what I have to go further in because he grouped them I think by state. Yeah, that makes sense When you sent them to me. Oh, yeah, I'm definitely in the Florida crew love ya Florida you Floridians Florida man You make Florida man awesome It wouldn't be Florida man without you This is somebody whose last name is Lane. So I'm just saying Lane. What an awesome name I'll say Can you tell that other one? How I feel like I might be putting too much like Personal love into each of these because I'm like tax seems just as big as it was at the beginning I don't know. I just I like the idea of somebody getting something that you know Is unique Get my daughter sneeze on all of them there there you go Klai scope of germs No, I won't do that the post office will do that for me Nobody's gonna be able to read my handwriting That's how you know. It's a good signature That's why I'm like I'm just saying love Sarah All right. Give me something else give me something else to try to draw Christmas tree Christmas tree. That's a good one actually I can start Bethlehem No The inside of the National Cathedral Actually, I mean just I could do a star it would be all right, but Christmas tree. I can actually pull off I'd Christmas tree like a pine tree is like that's actually kind of a fun thing to do So now the person who gets the thing that looks vaguely like a Christmas tree will know when I find that one well You're the tops my Postcards have moved into Illinois. I'll just leave it at that. Oh, I'm an Oregon now I'm tempted to write Oregon Trail jokes, but they're all negative Thank you so much for your support I've been right. Thanks for being on our trail. There we go. Oh, that's cute Um Also get your vaccinations Right so you don't get Giardia What's the one you always died from in the game dysentery or something I was worried about. I've got one for a while. You know that I've actually I was too old for that when it came into schools like no way you weren't Cuz I know I mean like they were using them in schools, but by the time I That happened. I was already my senior year in high school Really working trail. I Mean you're not that much older than me, but okay Now what let's do a firework Maybe the schools I went to are a little less affluent and so they couldn't afford it Did you guys have gates? Yes, okay, didn't talented education or as I like to call it. I was in gate and that's where I learned Oregon Trail That was that seems like something that you also would be I've never heard of gate. I don't know what this is Gate is what California? So California is weird in that this the state runs the public school system like instead of just local school boards And so they had a which is weird. It's gate, but it's an it's it's an acronym for gifted and talented education Yep. Oh, that was like Nevada had tag which was talented and gifted I think we just had gifted Basically how like kids got access to computers before everybody else because you were supposedly like the smarter kids Yeah, but you know Just I mean, I guess Exactly like I guess He screws up he's a class cloud and doesn't pay attention Give me something else to draw. I like of these art challenges a black hole a what a black black God just say it's a black hole. It's the singularity. No, what does it look like? Doesn't look like Trying to give you a challenge I just drew one that's why you draw a black hole Thanks Black hole goes here Colin, I hope you enjoy this Sometimes I feel like I'm writing Valentine's like like kids Valentine's cards right I Can't bear you not being my Valentine You chew chew choose me That's what everyone remembers even though that was just from the Simpsons. What kind of a pen is everyone using by the way? I'm currently using a zebra Z grip pen I'm using a Sharpie. I am I wanted a Sharpie But I was afraid I would smudge because I'm left-handed So I'm using well, and I'm already smudging a little bit because that's how it works with pens but just a just a very simple ballpoint I Do I apologize if I'm making a pun on your Street and it doesn't make sense to you because you're like that doesn't mean anything to my street So I was thinking after this I don't know what y'all are doing the rest of this wonderful Sunday But I was gonna get a deep dish pizza. Oh my gosh, and and get on the couch and just watch a movie We Actually did a similar thing last night, although what we did was we made instant pot spaghetti Which was really good. What makes it instant pot or is that the yeah, like what's what are the details of this? We used an instant pot, you know the thing called in there's a thing called an instant pot Like that's its name. Is it like a crock-pot? You guys know, okay? I'm late to the instant pot game So I just assumed everyone else. I'm later. Okay. Yeah So it is a crock-pot pressure cooker Slow cooker all in one and it's is it bluetooth enabled? Can you please Spotify through no it has an app. Yeah, so I think I think it is Because I think I know what you're talking about now because The cool thing about it is you can pretty much do almost everything you need to do for your meal in that pot And it cooks things really fast because it's a pressure cooker So for instance making the spaghetti sauce I sauteed in the pot And then once I was done sauteing then I could put in the tomato sauce put it on the pressure cooker instead of cooking it On the stove for an hour and a half it cooked in 15 minutes, and it was really good And then you put spaghetti in there or you just made the sauce Yeah, the the pasta we made separately, you know on the burner I want to do the ones where the ads where they just throw in frozen stuff And then they walk away and talk about how awesome this thing is and then they pull up like a complete meal. Yeah I mean you can do that with the right ingredients. I think I'm into Idaho now Oh, Honolulu. I got Canada This is kind of fun. Honolulu you're gonna get something real special Aloha Norway Either of you ever been to Norway because I have not and I want to go real bad Oh, I got distracted by the Instant Pot story and I didn't finish so we made the spaghetti and then we watched Roma on Netflix. Oh And what I know I had seen it before and I mean I've heard across the board that it's like Best picture and not even a conversation So good so good I it's intense, but yeah amazing I have a scale. I don't know if you guys are familiar with my movie rating scale So, I mean remind us top of the line is mind blowing Almost no movies get that Then amazing like like give me an example of a movie that did get that I don't I can't I can't think of one It would have to be a movie where I just come out of the movie with my jaw dropped Like probably when I saw pulp fiction when it was new I would have called it mind blowing although today It's a little yeah, okay got it at the time when I was in my mid 20s and I was like, yeah So then amazing is the is like I give to very few movies. That's the like that was amazing Then there's a great which is what a lot of movies get from me like that was great Then there's good, which is the the last of the positive Like oh that movie is good. I got you know, maybe a few complaints here and there then there's fine Which I give to a lot of movies like this fine. It's actually the first of the negative, but it sounds kind of positive then there's bad Then awful And then walked out. Why are there so many tom? Because these are just natural I mean why not like just be like abcd Because these are natural reactions. Okay, so I don't because what happened problem is when you give numbers or abcds um Hold on. I have to figure out what to say to this person You rock Thank you Sorry in advance for the really bad star that I just drew on your postcard Person that shall not be named This is actually pretty fun. I have to be honest I think I'm just getting high off the marker fumes Oh Sri Lanka Oh, I got a um, I got a Tasmania just now. Wow It's Australia, but not quite Anyway, the reason they're eight is because when you do when you do normal rankings You end up just giving it all movies the same thing like everybody gets an a or everybody gets a seven out of 10, right? So these were like my natural reactions than like one out of five I started to Categorize my natural reactions like my emotions would literally say that was good Versus that that was great versus that was amazing. And so I just was like, okay, well these These fall into a scale that's one to eight But but I actually distribute them so a lot of movies get fine good and great that seems to be where I cluster my scores But everyone's while there's a bad everyone's while there's amazing I've only ever walked out of one movie in my life I walked out of the movie Yep What was the oh, okay. Let's talk about it Walked out of what movie and and and what was it? I think it was uh Before the sunrise What yeah before sunrise you walked out of that movie. Yeah, I just didn't really care I was like, why am I in this? Are you um at all sort of inside? I mean that would be my that would be my first question, but like All right, like the whole series you're not you don't find Adorable It actually doesn't seem like anything you would find adorable, but like you can't walk out of a forced sunrise I mean you did okay. All right Luxembourg I just wanted to know why oh Luxembourg I think yeah Just too precious type thing might have been I think like certain movies just make me want to gag Well, yeah, I mean I I get that um I mean full disclosure and I know this is a very unpopular opinion But I don't like that stupid movie. Um That they play every year at the holidays Love actually Oh I hate that movie. It's not funny or cute. I'm sorry But people love it like to the point where like I'm like something is wrong with me. I just don't like it Which movie? Love actually I'm I will now sign the next 20 postcards. Love actually Then why I believe my signature is changing as I keep saying I hit my international I've got India and Israel here then Ireland. I'm in the eye. You got all the eyes. Yeah, I'm going backwards because I just had Japan I'm still in australia Which says a lot for you ozzy's. Thanks for all the support There are a lot of you See, this is why politicians campaign in person. I see I went to australia earlier this year and now we've got all this australian's love Yeah, but your campaigning prison Roger It's not what I said at all. This is why I don't go into politics because words get taken out of context Why are you insulting me tom? All right, everybody calm down We got postcards to sign Love actually You love actually Sarah all right, uh So Who I've got a few irons Give me another give me another art Um What about a dog? Oh boy, uh, just do the head do like snoopy's head. Okay All right, my apologies to the person and the nation of Ireland For this dog, you know, we've always been persecuted Love Sarah wait, that's what you wrote. Oh, no That would be funny that you you'd really have to be part of the stream to you know find that at all um endearing And I assume that a lot of these people will miss this stream. So yeah trying to get another lane lane What a great name Are they from irs? No, these from japan in this case I want to know you By the first name it seems like they are not in fact japanese, but also by the last name, I suppose. Well, yeah Yeah Well, I am in I'm I've been straight up in milbourne, australia for a while now I keep bouncing around between ireland, japan and israel um this Further serves um Our conversation the other day that like because no one ever writes anything anymore My penmanship is Piss poor my penmanship is improving as I get through the stack Because I'm like getting back into practice Yeah, I feel like my like Trees are getting less horrendous. Well, this one's going to the north pole What? Oh santa likes the show. That's cool or rutanay British columbia we have descended into canada Vegemite forever In new york state, I've got a bunch of australians now Do I have any international? Calgary You know everything I have is Jersey. Oh don't sound so disappointed I feel like I That No, no, it's awesome. It's awesome No, no really really it's awesome I'm not lying Sorry for the next uh group of folks in canada who get really bad smiley faces from me I'm gonna apologize right now for writing good on your mate To someone in australia, but there you go. That's what that's what you got I mean, it's This is actually I mean, I know that we have all this information already, but it's such a good Um reminder of how global the audience is. Yeah, it really is. Yeah That was actually really fun That was one of the coolest things about uh Working at tech tv was realizing how far the audience actually was totally Turn it down to bago well, we used to get uh A lot well at least for call for help a lot of the emails emails we got Uh, we're from the middle east Latin america like south america As well as southeast asia Well, when I say turn it down to bago like on the screensavers a lot of our Help questions were from that region And I remember because I said on air at some point like trend dad and to bago and someone was like no It's to bago. Just so you know, yeah, and there were so many of you know, I was like, okay. Thank you. That was actually um, it was a good reminder that um, you know It's a global world out there Now we're getting into some british columbia. I've never even heard of before I think the cool real nice up there I think the coolest email we got was uh from pakistan And the guy telling us like, you know, when the your show's on everyone in our immediate village Like goes to this one guy's house because he has satellite tv That's amazing for a call for helpers screensavers. Well both shows who's saying like, you know, that's how they learned about computers Now I got one that says chang what and so I wrote chang. What a great name. Yeah You didn't make like a sober joke roger, please Uh be be your your card will be in the mail soon All right, uh time for another art challenge, what should I draw? Uh the pyramids of geese Fine You want a challenge you want to draw a circle there a dog the pyramids of geese I'm just drawing faces on different geometric shapes I've started drawing cats pyramids of Geese I'm gonna draw it too That's not gonna be good at two brute Is it that a cologne at two for the ides of march Someone who's last i'm in new york now. I'm in new york back in the states I wrote hues our favorite you um That is adorable Adorable is a word Yeah, there are a lot of australia and then it goes right into austria Huh Interesting, uh, it's probably alphabetical Yeah, yeah, I'm definitely in my international section here Had a few uh military post postal addresses too. Oh cool I hadn't gotten any of those Uh, uh winnipeg. Okay, winter peg as they call it Because it's always winter in winnipeg. Yeah, it's cold in manitoba um Winnipeg manitoba. All right Good stuff. I know my provinces You do I mean as far as canada has gone I have only been to vancouver and toronto. I have a lot of canada yet to explore And I will get in there Although I want to I would like to visit, uh, montreal and uh, me too I have heard only wonderful things about me in the atlantic provinces Just a quick drive-through Um, you know amber mccarthur is from prince edward island. Yeah Which is you know to me that sounds like the most exotic thing ever it is. That's where and of green gables That's where it took place, but they actually shot it on They probably shot in uh new brunswick or labrador It wasn't new brunswick it was Same idea a newfoundland a newfoundland No, no, no, no not that far up. Um I have to look at it. Do they put did they shoot in in ontario like up Singapore Singapore shoot it in singapore Um When the um, I wrote crazy. Thank yous on the singapore one because of crazy rich asians There you go Well, you get a treat erin Oh toronto wonderful town sweden Camilla says hello the ship she lives in malton Yeah, you might as well say patrick says hello, so he's closer um I used to work with a guy who grew up in malta. Um and It sounded quite lovely. I've been to malta I think you told me that it was it was nice some points. Yeah, I mean, what's not to like I was there for a Italy Yeah Yeah, I know I need something else to draw here Draw a heart I've been doing that. Oh Draw a broken heart No Merry christmas draw a present a squirt, you know, okay. Okay. I can do that package present Do a little like like three-dimensional type thing okay Use them for shortening That's one thing I remember from our class for shortening You're talking about herms that old class No, it was uh, when I took when I when I had a graphic arts major I took a couple art classes and um Yeah, we talked all about for short and perspective when we got into perspective vanishing point Romania I went to class with a guy from romania It was very he was very adamant that volswagons were the best built cars on the planet Um Did he work for vw or Uh, I don't know. I don't think so. He was just talking about it. Like how are you adamant about that? Well, he was just saying volswagons this volswagons that it's like, yeah, okay My dad had a volswag and I remember with chevin quartz of oil into it every other weekend This car was not designed for your planet. Um, I'm back domestic now. I'm in minnesota Can you imagine if your flight was like that like you had like a book tour like oh wait, you're going international about domestic international domestic um, I love International terminals at airports in yes, just a ritzy. I've never seen I've never seen uh, you've got all the stuff. You're probably there like An hour earlier than you would be normally like there's you know, there's lots of stuff to buy and you know You'd be free the the food seems to be better Food options certainly are um, but you know, I think of the international terminal lex. I think part of it is just because um Domestic terminals are just kind of tree like bus stations is like you're in and out Right. Give you the bare minimum New jersey. Woo-hoo a state. I'm connected with exotic Exotic jersey Are you guys all up to date on the latest season of jerseys to where the reunion? Of course, I'm not sorry I know I mean, it's It's not something I would really recommend To either of you, but it's you know, my life blood I remember when I said my handwriting was getting better. I think it's getting worse again. Yeah, my mind's Sorry in advance everybody No, so like I mean, are they are they like there have always been adults But are they more adult and have kids and stuff and like settle down? I mean, they're older and some of them do have kids. Yes. Um It's just It's just one of those reality shows But I also like flora brama. Sure. So, you know Okay, you Erwin gets a flower All right, what's my next art challenge? Have you drawn flowers? That seems like it was fresh on your mind. All right. Sure. Yeah, I can do something. I mean, I was literally in the in drawing a flower I could do a recognizable flower You can tell it's a flower. Yeah Add a couple leaves on there in a stem. Oh, yeah, I can do a leaf. Yeah Sorry, William You get the flower the only thing you never Sorry, marten never tried when I was in New Jersey No, they think of I would like to eat it once is tailored ham. It just was Oh puns on people's towns Hey, I actually know where this address is because it's pretty near scott johnson How about that scott johnson, huh? Oh, Nevada North Carolina Kansas Where are my exotic locals? They're all exotic Miss wagua. All right, missis saga missis saga Ontario Oh another one near scott I'm writing tell scott johnson high and they're probably like, yeah, like I ever see that Okay Thanks for the action item postcard, tom I'll add it to my task list Right now I'm out of New Jersey Nevada I'm now in Stitzville, Ontario I'm in Virginia I'm in Virginia I hardly knew you made Virginia Oh, I hate that. So me too. I hate it. Don't sing it. It looks like someone Virginia is for lovers of dts Although I do like drops of jupiter by the same band I love that song I know it's real corny, but yes, I do. It's very catchy and adorable It's like a it's like a it's a little local back when it was in San Francisco. It's the San Francisco Yeah, I it always makes me think of that era when it was out and we Eileen and I used to drive in detectv together And that song was new on the radio Damn it. Yeah, it's good I remember there was like a bunch of sf bay area bands like third eye blind and I don't think I don't think the meet virginia guys are bay area Third eye blind Jupiter. Yeah train is rain is from the bay area. Yeah, they're from San Francisco Wow, I didn't know that You should write that in your next card fya or fyi train. I'm going to uh, you person from woodbridge, ontario train is from San Francisco Oh Love Sarah I just wrote to somebody named justin just in time to say thanks Oh, that's good Oh, Milwaukee. All right What made the Milwaukee famous is you you you did Mercer island, Washington We're all over the place now. I'm actually getting to the bottom of my the first two of my stacks. I don't know about you guys Yeah, I'm in my second stack Well, because I actually started before you so I'm I'm still I'm only I'm not even halfway through my Tell me all right Raphael gets another art challenge for me. What should I draw for Raphael? Pringles a can of Pringles No No, nothing that's you know, they should pay us Uh, how about What about um I don't know Tom you what's your favorite food? Hmm, what is my favorite food? I like so many it's hard to choose I mean you like a good sandwich. I do probably isn't that fun to draw pie Hi, there you go. Hi. All right. Oh pie. Yeah, this is not gonna be fun All right, I'm gonna draw a slice of pie as well. I'm gonna draw the full pie Because the full pie I can make a decent like, you know, oh that must be the crust And I could Take a slice out of it. So it's like oh, that must be a pie that he's drawing My pie looks like just a triangular man smiling I'm gonna work on this for the next few rod in Ritzville, Washington, this one's for you I wrote the word pie next to it just in case there was any confusion Now I know why they use low fume sharpies I mean if there are low fume options, why would there be high fume ones? Because they're more expensive, I guess Okay, some people enjoy the fumes. I don't well, I mean like That's not like a thing people enjoy If you enjoy the fumes So different conversation. Well in junior high, there was one girl that enjoyed the fumes Well, I mean one of the best episodes of Of Intervention was the girl who was just huffing Computer dust When I say best, I mean I wish her well But but it was yeah It's nothing can top that Madison, Wisconsin Said somebody from Plano, Texas. So I wrote you are more than a Plano listener I'm I'm doing I'm doing no puns. I'm just drawing shapes. Oh, I've like 40 puns. Yeah, signing my name um, okay If you're from Waukesha, Wisconsin, what do you think you'd want me to draw? Cheese cheese, okay Triangle because no one in Wisconsin gets tired of being talked about in relation to cheese um A cheesehead I'm actually not at all. But you know what? For the holidays I am I'm with you Matt I don't know half of these even make any sense Probably the best ones are all right when I just write. Thanks bob I mean his name is Yeah, the first name is like it Yeah, I'm just gonna get these zip codes some states have fewer numbers than others What? No, they always have five. No, no like some of these only have four digits Uh, that's the typo on the person who entered there. Yeah, it has to be five No, because everyone from the same state also has the same number of digits I don't think that's I think that's a problem sounds like a software issue to If I didn't write upon and I just wrote yay and your name that means you're special Yeah It's like we've gone into like just like bff mode at that point We don't need words anymore. No. Oh, I see why Why Yeah, they can do it in that state. That's fine This is not a typo Okay, that's good. So it'll get there. Yeah Yeah All right I was about to ask for an art challenge, but then I thought of an amazing pun on this person's Ooh, West Virginia. Okay Wild West Virginia Take me home country road Right, what's my what's my art challenge? Len Peralta You're all Len Peralta. All right Oh god I just signed this one sarah lane even though I've signed Zero of them sarah lanes before so daniel Oh, you've got my official signature Someone his last name was ross and I really was people trying not to write a ross dress for less Related pun. So you try to and you but you failed and you did no, no I just wrote thanks first name Which I feel was better I mean, I love a good ross dress for less I do too. I actually like burlington coat factory better because we seem to get a larger selection but For guys stuff and and we've talked about this. I know we have Um, because this is the sort of thing that we talk about Like that it's called the coat factory, but it has Lots of clothes and even food Is very confusing to me. Yes Food in the way that like they used to sell those Popcorn when you're you know at the register, but like that's just like it's a coat Store, right? Why is it called the burlington coat factory if it sells so many other things? I think they're selling themselves short why is canadian tire basically Like a walmart mission creep. It's they started as Whatever they're called and then they started adding other things because they were like, oh, yeah We could also sell this and we could also sell that and then eventually they had all that stuff But they hadn't changed their name kind of like when sci-fi was showing wrestling Yeah, they were just trying to flesh out the uh the evening The best soy latte that you ever had I wonder what I'm gonna um I'm gonna watch some uh 90s era music videos when we're done. I'm feeling it now Third eye blind uh that one video actually shot behind the old revision three offices That one. Yeah packed and I'm holding. Yeah, uh, I I'm not surprised I mean wasn't like that Area was a hubbub of anything besides the fact that our Company was there Well, we're at and we're almost at an hour Um, I still got a few more to go I said, are you really almost done with your second set? Oh I mean my second set has yet to be opened. Oh, I'm almost done with my first set Yeah, I'm uh, I'm not even almost done with that. I still I have I have a little lesson half to go through. I've got I don't know how many I've got I've got two hands width of height. I'm cruising along here I want something else north alboro massachusetts Hello The reason I say that is I I said we didn't we didn't necessarily have to stream for the entire No, I mean that would be I mean for me But this rate more than an hour from now I mean, I'll do it We're doing it These are real nice postcards though. I'm excited for everybody to see them. Yeah, me too. Yeah I loved third eye blind I mean that album it was hit after hit Wish you would step outside. Let's live my friend. I loved that song Were you a fan of the goo goo dolls too? Not as much But same idea Semi-sonic there is a band that I could have lived without What what was their big hit? I remember the name closing time. Oh Gross hate that song Was it was it them semi-sonic? Oh Yep, maybe closing time. Yeah Closing time. I just never liked it Um, did you like I mean there there was a period of time when there were a lot of uh What'd you call it like bands like um Some 31 College punk I mean That was a little after my time actually I know who that is but I don't I don't know their music that much Who was the band who sang? Oh jimmy, it's world I liked them even though I felt like I was a little too old for them I liked them. Why would you be too old for them? I love that song. Yeah, it's a great song. Um, I don't know I was just like I was sort of out of high school and it seemed like it was talking to a younger girl than me But um, oh, I see. Yeah very catchy. I never felt it applied to me, but I still love right I used to sing it to jango actually Really? Yeah When she was just like going through some things. Yeah, that girl that girl went through a lot of medical issues in her life True. Yeah, she had so many so many things Poor jango She was also like I mean she was such a like Big strong lady Yeah, she was I mean as far as like toughed it out Oh, man, we had a breakthrough today. It was I was jogging with ray the dog and uh, We passed a dog and so I was looking down waiting for her to start reacting so I could go through my regular training regimen Didn't even look just kept looking straight ahead It's amazing Oh I can't win from fargo I'm in minnesota as well. I'm in tennessee fargo to north dakota. Oh north dakota um well Yeah fargo's right by minnesota though, so we're at the top of the country All right art challenge for larry larry's gonna get an art challenge Um A jack-o-lantern Not exactly seasonal, but all right. I don't think I pull that off I I just saw this on my desk. So I just figured I just wrote roger's idea next to it It's right. That's what my dad does my son's idea even if it's not Isn't that isn't that why you write someone else's idea to deflect No, I put it there if they're like, why did you write a jack-o-lantern? I'm looking for deeper meaning and I'll just put no it was roger's idea. He told me to All right Wait deeper meaning are we supposed to put like weird hidden No, it's just like Dan probably if someone gets a postcard with a jack-o-lantern written on it They're gonna naturally wonder like why is there a jack-o-lantern on here? But what is the meaning of this? What if I just wrote behind you? I've definitely written a couple things where I'm like, I hope you think this is funny Not really strange I'll make it myself laugh Someone whose name has the word boots in it. So I wrote these boots are made for awesome I see we did there Figure in all caps. Thanks usually makes anything. Okay. That's That's my approach What about thx? Oh, yeah That's what you're getting person in winnetka Winnetka, I know when that goes I think I'm getting punchy I'm just getting high from What makes you guys feel like you're not, you know doing like a normal sunday activity Somebody had dexter in the name of their street. And so I wrote dexter has a code Imagine just not knowing, you know anything about the show and be like Hmm What What's this? You know, I never watched dexter I know people like it. I watched a little of it Eileen watched it from beginning to end and I caught episodes along the way. I never watched all of it though Rose boo Kelly What up Colorado Which way we get our water? Here should Trenton Ryan or Josiah get the next art challenge from me Um, uh, sure uh Josiah Josiah Josiah wins I'm going to draw the moon Pittsburgh pa What a brian Your support makes dts awesome Oh, that's nice They're not even markers where I guess they're I know that's a I have the windows open and everything after this is done. I'm gonna nuke myself scrambled eggs from a giant carton of Where they call it when it's just a yoke just uh Just the yolks. Yeah, but it's like Where they like put in diced bell peppers, you know, they say that's not so good for you anymore You should just eat the whole egg. You should just eat the whole egg I Say a lot You should eat margin don't eat margin. Yeah, I don't think anybody's now coming back on the margarine thing We've we've established the margin He's just an example of the flip-flop where he used to be like, oh, you should eat butter eat margarine now It's like, oh don't eat margarine right um, I I love a good egg yolk I mean the idea of eating egg whites only For health reasons great go for it But it would it would make the egg experience half as fun for me Well, but no, they're seriously saying like just eating egg whites is not really give you the healthy Like anything out on a bunch of things now But just like if somebody wanted to for whatever health reasons, you know, I I just I I wouldn't think it would taste that good. Well, I yeah Makes it good. We're both saying different things I'm saying there's not the health reasons don't seem to be there anymore Well, so no no, so this is the thing with egg whites. You still get the protein although slightly less than the whole egg But you miss out on all the vitamins. Yeah Look, I am You know, what's weird is cholesterol actually isn't bad for you. You need it right That's the other thing is they're finding it doesn't really the cholesterol and eggs doesn't really correlate to heart disease Cholesterol doesn't give you cholesterol depends on your person I used to have a roommate back in the day. Um Many years ago. In fact, pre-tech tv um, and she was a healthy thin Um, beautiful girl with a very high cholesterol It was just something that ran in her family. And so she had to like Have like a very strict diet to keep from giving herself a heart attack That is my dad. My dad has naturally high cholesterol. So I have to watch Well, what do you guys want to do? Uh, I think we could we could probably wrap up the stream and we'll promise to continue signing and finish them all Yes, this is all the rest that I have it's about I'm two thirds in Well, I mean We have to sign them anyway, right Let's go another 15 minutes. See where we are. Okay And if uh, you as a viewer want to stop that's fine No, it isn't If you go anywhere, if you don't watch your card, you're signed You're not getting your card. That's right. Yeah, we'll know we'll be able to smell it If you're the internet, you're nice I said, I said Daniel, you're a fine patron Love Tom Thank you, Tom But my life, my love and my lady Is my PC My life, my love and my lady is the PC Say What do you think, Odie? He says I can't read or write I'm no help at all, but I'll Just sit here by you snoozing We're running out of things to say on the stream and we're buckling down now. This is good Uh, I need another art challenge though draw draw roger I already had to draw Len. I gotta draw roger. So it's just Len with glasses. Yeah, I know roger started it roger's like draw Len like how does that even like I wouldn't even know I've draw I've I've drawn some like happy pieces They usually have whiskers on them But I wouldn't know how to draw either of you So these are just stick figures Yeah Englewood. All right Now we're in the head Good work Home of the Los Angeles Rams You know I haven't really been watching the NFL this season. I have to be honest. Mm-hmm Just kind of not interested. I've had it on in the background a few times, but I haven't been really Yeah, I do the same thing Yeah, like on a sunday. I'd be like, oh, yay football I was really into it this season ooh James Sunnyvale we're real getting close now Okay, I'm on my last one Final art challenge the very last card that I'm signing Draw yourself This is basically Len and roger without glasses, but a beard Down to the wire here No, I yeah, I It's probably I never had the chat room up or the discord or anything I had discord up I am I am only a quarter of the way through of my cards Jv suggested we make each part card part of a large message And only when all the cards are put together would you get the proper message? That seems like a good use of time The regarding with the dog that I drew on the irish card. Why did ace detect draw a goat on my car? Good day instant pot. That's an interesting better than good day neti pot People still do this Yeah It's really helpful for a lot of people I Don't I just remember those kinds of allergies. Thank you. Thank goodness But I know a lot of people who do the brain amoeba thing that got through through neti pot or something Is anything going on in chat? I'm just looking at discord. I don't see anybody in irc though I mean there are some people in there, but they don't seem to be chatting at the moment, which is fine Missouri, I'm in Missouri now. I never got a Missouri one. Interestingly I'm in st abrams vermont as it were Yeah, I'm all over the all over this old continent of ours Now the thing is the the post box near my house Isn't the kind where you pull the lever down or I could just drop these all in there It's single slot So I'd have to put them in like, you know five at a time So I think I'm just going to drive these to the air to the airport To the post office and uh and just dump them in the In the box there Yeah, I have to send somebody some something. Um, and I have a post office pretty close to me. Yeah post office Oh my gosh, I should I should post my instagram. Uh, I found two smart scooters near me today They arrived, you know, what's so funny? I found some in my neighborhood as well Gotta kill them in the nest It was just weird. I was like Who's this for where to come from it seemed so like far out of like the you know, the natural loop that they're all in Michigan It's the mit It's the are it's it's the Yeah, where do you where do you live? Where do you live? Yeah spend a summer in Ann Arbor The cold summer you ever spent it was really boring because I was in third grade not much going on Oh, that's right. We've heard this story. Yeah, Ann Arbor is uh Michigan state or university of michigan's one of the two. It's university of michigan. Okay. Yeah lands east lansing is michigan's east lansing. Yes Correct. I um I have friends who have gone to both and I've heard very nice things about both towns. I have been to both campuses Yeah, I actually really liked michigan state when I was there a long time ago You know, is that the wolverines or no, they're the uh spartans wolverines are michigan and arbor Which is annoying because you're like which michigan and people are like University of michigan, you're like i'm from california. You have to be more specific Well, if I say illinois, you don't ask me which illinois even though there is an illinois state Um, I don't because I know better but I secretly wonder Oh beatmaster says there were people in irc. They were just being quiet I'm gonna go back in there then sterling heights No, I am um Of the greater detroit area. I am a very big fan Actually, I have a um a really good friend that I grew up with Whose mom was a ballet teacher taught a lot of kids in town um, and she has gone on to um Open a ballet Slash modern dance studio. Um in detroit I don't know Her house looks really cool. It seems like Whole place tonight Who was that What was what me yawning? It just sounded yeah, like that was just me. Yeah, i'm okay Farmedale michigan I've actually been there too weird. Oh, you've been all over michigan, huh? I don't creep. Ah, is that where they make cereal? Yeah I imagine a giant in cereal industrial complex Now that you know, that's what uh president eisenhower said is don't trust the cereal industrial complex Don't call it an industrial cereal complex Yeah, big jim puts out like saying u of m Is confusing because it's like do you mean michigan? miami? Minnesota like I know if you're from the area or you know, you're From the I don't know a school that plays that school in sports that you follow like it's all very clear But it has always been um A lot of it, you know, like the university of Ohio the Ohio State University Yeah, exactly. Like I'm like, why do you have to say it that way and everyone's like They're the worst but if you go there, that's what you do We always said you have I regarding University of Illinois And if you said that you met University of Illinois or Banna champagne and everyone in Illinois knows that And most people in indiana know that because indiana university is i you not u of i even though it's the University of indiana, right? Right, right, right. Yeah, it's and so the first time I sold somebody like, oh, yeah, I went to u of i and they're like Which one? I'm like, let me talk about And I realized oh if you're not actually from that area You call it Illinois Not u of i which was always great to me. Well, um, good friend of mine. Um, who Well, I think we all worked with in some capacity. Um, he went to Can the University of Kansas, which is k u Yeah, and there was like a k u bar in the marina neighborhood of san francisco even And I was always like hey, k is like meaningless to me Like what state are we talking about what university are we talking about and he was like No, no, no, no, no, no if you went there, that's just what it is. There's no other k u Well, there's k s. Kansas state But but but k u Yeah, but I you know, I can't can talk about it and he was like, um, we're the ones he'd be laughing at you Actually, Kentucky is uk Not the united kingdom Yeah, they used to throw me off like uk you take what this word? Oh, you know what I get ducky Well, I'm so glad to see people hanging out in the discord and in chat Why don't we do this today? That's very nice some of you I I actually wrote the postcard to at least one of you two of you actually three three ha ha I'm looking at the right side not people talking the three people I wrote cards to are not talking not talking a keeping a secret a All right, we're almost to 130 All right. I mean we we can we can go about our biz. I mean I'm I'm I'm in the homestretch, but it's still gonna be probably another 10 minutes or so Well, let's go let's go 10 more minutes. Okay We'll go to sarah's den and see who comes in second place in the race I'm coming in last because I still have another pack What is taking you must be like really pouring You're not your second packet I mean, did you somehow get more than tom and I I don't want to be I don't know Roger's just taking more time and care with his mine are the mine are the the scrawliest Sarah a little more time and then right here is the people who get rogers are really going to get something cool Well, there you go eyes and glasses. Yeah Triangles with faces on them Roger's not getting high on the fumes But yet not yet. Are you still you're not using the sharpie? Are you yep? Oh, you are well, that's probably another when you're high You don't know though No, I get lightheaded Who says um, you know, we were talking about um sugar Serials alternates the other day like oh, yeah, that's sugar. Is it stevia or whatever? Um Aspartame I've always been allergic to like I can't I can't really chew gum anymore because gum almost always has aspartame in it now and it gives me a terrible migraine Nothing else does. No, it don't when you show up you say I came here to chew gum or fight and I'm allergic to aspartame That's right. Yeah But yeah, no, I mean like the There are a lot of I don't know chemical Alternatives that are supposed to be better for us that don't bother me, but if something has aspartame in it I mean, I'm not going to die or anything, but I will feel horrible After having it and it's almost always in gum Bowie maryland Uh, I just listened to that david bowie big cross be uh peace on earth little drummer boy song this morning Did you mm-hmm? What's your guys's favorite holiday song if you have Hmm I have such a hard time picking favorites these days. I know I know that's kind of a silly question It also depends like I really like uh simply having a wonderful christmas time That horrible palma card. I love it. I can't stand it. I think it's great. We want to go see it's very polarizing Yeah, yeah, uh, and I know that I know like and I could see why people think it's horrible. Believe me I don't I don't like it or hate it my favorite christmas album is probably Frank Sinatra's christmas album like uh, huh top top to bottom love every song on it. Yeah My favorite christmas song would have to be the classic uh have yourself By whom though any of them. I just like that song you just like it. It's I don't have a you like the original Uh, the original one was it being from meet me and st. Louis I don't think I've actually heard that one That's that's where it came from and it's funny rotten tomatoes put out their top 50 christmas movies and meet me in st Louis is number two and a lot of people are like, that's not a christmas movie Horrible like this list is awful. And the fact is like One of the greatest christmas songs of all time came from that movie. So I get why they included it See, I like like it's weird. Um, I don't uh, I'm not much of a church girl, but I like old traditional Way to major We're even like the herald angels singing herald. Yeah, I like that stuff and I remember all that for mass I was also in choir. So a lot of those songs. Yeah, I'm tired. Oh, we sing those songs in church I sang it at mass I remember my dad who was baptist going to the catholic church with us And we sang away in a manger And afterwards he was all He was all like, you know, martin luther wrote that song I'm like, uh-huh and I think the catholic church got over its problems martin luther along a few hundred years ago right Shall we pick apart the baptist faith? I think they dropped that grudge finally Take your stack of your documents and nail it on someone else's door Yeah, I think it's her the herald angel sing. I mean that always is You know, like it's like energetic Join the triumph of this Joy to the world if we're talking about the traditional Sure the faves and and in that respect, uh, the we had an eight track of the west minster cathedral singing Like the west minster cathedral choir singing, you know, the great traditional christmas songs and I loved that album When I was a kid, I know, you know, I should look up and see if you can actually Still get that on google music um who was There was an album manheim steamroller uh, yeah My parents went through a manheim um era Let's call it three christmas isn't a row I was into it as well. I think my parents had the manheim steamroller one, too It was fun We had a set of eight track tapes that I used to listen to every christmas. It was uh, Mickey's christmas carol, which was like a spoken word Retailing of the christmas carol with all the disney characters in it Like i'm scrooge mcduck as scrooge for reasons Then there was west minster cathedral andre costelanis um frank sanatra I'm trying to remember what the other ones were But they were they were we would just my sister and I would just like pop them in one after the other Oh the soundtrack from the scrooge Not the bill Murray one the the like the musical my mom loved that What is the non bill Murray one? It was it was like it was a music like a Broadway show. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think it was london So whatever soho, but yeah same idea My last postcard goes to somebody in mount airy maryland All right, I gotta do these i'm owned to it. Yeah Well a dust day fee dailess everyone Mm-hmm. That's oh come all you faithful. So it's not really a proper goodbye, but um sit under the mistletoe. Yeah, happy holidays y'all Thanks Oh, we got a hurt hand That was a lot. Hope the folks again. These really enjoy them. You enjoyed Oh my gosh. Yeah, you're bleeding the blood of the left-hander Amazing Yeah, Roger. You'll have to end the broadcast. Yes, sir Thank you for supporting the show and thank you for watching Bye