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Ah and a chapter called VJ Ross Well that one you have to have to Hey welcome back to our stupid directions of Corbin I'm stupid any false and inscribed more juicy content like space or a false to account subscribed like button Yeah, today. We have a video from tired and refused productions We've seen many videos many many many many many many many many and this one's called the top five worst Bollywood movie sex scenes Oh Oh, oh I can't even name I can't wait And I can't wait I can't even name five sex scenes in Indian sure you can't think of all the songs just think of all No, I'm talking actual sex, displayed on screen, maybe not obviously in horny detail, but they show, I mean, I guess Kamal Hassan would have most of them. Yeah, his and Ronnie McCurgy's scene is great. The sex scene, I mean, I probably at the top of my list. Wonderslong. It is Wonderslong, and parched with Radhika Opte. But sadly, yeah, it's a very, very rare. For something so much a part of the human experience. An Indian experience, because. Yeah, it's interesting that it just doesn't exist, really. And when it does exist, it's typically cringy. But anyways, either the top five worst. Yeah. And so this will be exciting. Let's just get into this. Tired and refused productions, always does great videos. Yes they do. Here we go. There are many things that Bollywood portrays in cinema beautifully. Heartbreak, jealousy, betrayal, and even bromance sometimes. And all these emotions enhanced with some super cheesy sound effects or mantras playing in the background still hit us really hard in our feelings. But one thing Bollywood is still very new to is how to showcase really intimate love-making scenes, AKA sex. Even though with movies like Bombay Talkies and all the rom-coms and dramas this year, we are taking baby steps towards becoming more progressive. Here is tried and refused production recalling the best of the best. And I know that with the innumerable, you can list down in the comments below. So don't give me a hard time if I have not taken the most hilarious one ever. So here's tried and refused productions with top five hilarious Bollywood sex scenes. Number five goes to My Prem Ki Diwani Nu. Definitely one of those movies that is remembered for everything either unintentionally funny or downright stupid. The song- Is this the hey auntie? At the time where Ritik and Karina's romance is blooming. For some reason, next to a bonfire, Ritik Roshan is sitting over there. Karina Kapoor comes and crowns him and unbuttons his shirt. Oh, damn. He wears that shirt and all this while she's singing seems pretty normal for Bollywood rom-coms standards, right? This is followed by circling around the newly crowned Greek god and him going into random bodybuilding competition. No, that just makes sense. Why not? This sexy scene is followed by customary rolling on the beach. Of course. Tension of Sanskari mother and father of her whereabouts. A sudden shower break. Absolutely. You had a shower after the sand. And just when you think they're going to get it on, it starts to rain and she freaking starts running away. Ritik, my boy was all set, but the girl just started running. And then this just again becomes a chase. Oh my God. This is so cute ordeal. The climax of all of it is some classic intense Bollywood hugging. Yeah. And a realization that they are in love. Guys, just give a standing ovation. Then Ritik was pregnant. Why wouldn't Ritik pose? Oh, good. I don't know. This is a thousand movie that focused on pre-pregnancy and the society's stigma that comes with it has a pretty hilarious scene in which the douchebag Rahul played by Saif Ali Khan makes love to Priya played by Preeti Zinta. So first of all, out of all the places why they chose an open field is beyond man. Why would you? Never made love in an open field? Cues of the song. And then foreplay with rolling around the grass because you know that really intensifies the hormones. It does. Followed by some Bollywood singing and Saif Ali Khan's tight leather pants and some really intense hugging. Like if there's one thing Bollywood actually and neck kissing, it's too hard. Yeah. Shorts of the iconic stripped off clothes on the grass. Just the hands sticking out. Hot damn. Yeah. And ultimately the sigh of relief. Ejaculation. Yes. It's quite the comical piece. Because everybody just falls off to the side like that. It's actually more... That's more than I've seen in most Bollywood movies. Yeah, no joke. From this 1991 movie is something only Bollywood script writers can fathom. Pooja and Avanash have a really intense relationship before their wedding. And the intimate scene primarily with the song Tu Chahat Hai tries to focus on that. But what the creators tried to do is not to make things heat up between the two characters but use imagery through the art of pottery to spice things up. Ghost. What starts off as light kissing and then transitions into pottery. Oh yeah. Handle is clay. And randomly Rahul Rai paints her face with a brush and snuggles her face. Have you not seen Ghost? I have never seen a more complicated method to engage in intercourse. To top it all. It's Ghost. Things get so intense for Pooja that she clenches with all her might to make the masterpiece she was making. I would hope there's some clenching at the climax. But if you are running around in the rain we'll make people forget the randomness that we all experienced initially. Number two goes to Gundam. That wasn't random. Was it? That's Ghost. Yeah, it's an iconic sexy. And many YouTubers is definitely the best movie ever made. Which is go back in time to find out how the creators explained these scenes to Pooja. Is that the guy from Mesa Purr? But guys, this intimate love-making scene if it can be considered that, just tops everything. Shakti Kapoor plays Chitya. He has had a vitamin sex tablet which apparently has made him say this. He's playing with fire in his stomach. Gulshan, surprisingly, after his marriage to Geeta, throws her towards Chitya to have all the fun. What precedes one of the most bizarre, forced love-making scenes in cinema history. That doesn't look like love-making. Because Bollywood loves aggressive cuddling and hugging. Coupled with dramatic lightning. Suddenly there's lightning also happening while he's trying to force-fuck the shit out of her. Chitya literally kills her. Yes, you heard it right. Shakti Kapoor's character orgasms her to death. Somehow, with all clothes on. I don't know what's gonna happen in this world. That's the first funny one. Goes to Khiladi O Ka Khiladi. This movie, firstly, was one of the biggest hits of 1996. A movie which looks at Akshay Kumar's character trying to win over the trust of Maya played by Rekha. His brave antics and savings for life not only gains her trust, but Rekha falls in love with him too. Now, of course, there has to be a song that encompasses this eccentric relationship. That is showcased with the song In the Night No Control. Yes, you heard it right. And the age difference between the two actors is one of the few things that is hilarious and slightly creepy about it. What starts off as a playful Bollywood cheesy dancing number and playing around the pool looks very routine, but close to a minute and a half into it, the scene takes a creepy turn with a random feeding of apples and chocolate syrup while Rekha is blindfolded. Heck yeah. The funny thing is that it's not even slow or sensual, but extremely aggressive, hilarious, and a big discussion. It gets better, guys. The song out of nowhere then transitions into a mug as it should be. Is this a song? Because I want to see this song. The mug. The beautiful mug. I might be looking at this song. Look at all the water. They care about their hygiene and shower later. I actually need to see the song. In the final scene, they reach their bed and I assume that they do the obvious. How have we not seen this? Whatever happened to good lovemaking that looked like great lovemaking. You've never had good sex, my man. That seems like the best sex right there. Akshay in the water, Rekha in the mud. Does it get any better than that and you're incorporating food and chocolate? My man. Blindfolds? My man, you need to have better end, of course. The only thing that was missing were the handcuffs and the feathers. Mmm. It's a good look like a duck. Come on. Exactly. Hey! Yeah, boy oh boy. I just, guys, I looked it up. There's approximately roughly 385,000 people born every day. Do you know that? That's about the rough estimate, right? Every human being you see today, just remember that's an orgasm. Sex is an essential, normative part of life. A celebratory thing, as long as it's not being done in an unhealthy and bad way. And concentrally. Exactly. We've seen that stuff. It boggles the mind. Rekha, we've seen that stuff. What's on it? The mud and water one with Rekha. Three years ago. No way. I guarantee we didn't know who Rekha or Akshay was. Was it before I understood the water and Akshay it had to have been? We gotta see it again. Let me see. Wow. So it was three years ago, October. So we definitely didn't know who Rekha was. No, obviously. No way. And we had probably seen. Barely begun October of 2019? Yeah, so we'd probably. We had seen the Kasari of Akshay. That might have been the beginnings of me understanding Akshay and water. Maybe, we've gotta revisit that. But I remember we did the Game of Thrones stuff and so many messaged me and the kids astonished that I could watch that show with my adult children. Game of Thrones? Yeah, because of the explicit sexual representations. And it's just, I mean, obviously I censored things for my kids when they were little, but once they hit puberty, and we talked very early on about the birds and the bees quote unquote, I just centraled to me as a parent was making sure that my kids had a healthy understanding about human sexuality and that they had great sex lives. Why wouldn't you want your kid to have a great sex life? I have also noticed, he said in the video and I've seen it in the comments that people commenting on that Rekha could be his, old enough to be his mother in this, which I find absolutely hilarious because I know for a fact, Shao Kahn, Selma Kahn, Akshay have had female heroines half their ages and no one says anything. Of course. So why do you care the other way around? Of course. What if Hadi Rekha being however old she was in this wanted to bang Hadi Akshay? It's the exact same mentality behind what happened when Megan Thee Stallion and Cardi B came out with Wop. The men have been singing songs like that and hip hop for decades, but a woman does it. Oh! It feels like a very sexist comment. It is a sexist comment. It's also an agist comment. I just, if people spent more time trying to be understanding and gracious rather than judgmental and legalistic, the world would be such a better place. Yeah. How do I not remember that song though? Well, because it was so long ago. I guess it was almost four years ago. Almost. But wherever you go today, remember that. Every human being you see, that's an orgasm. And it means that someone's having sex. It means at least one person orgasmed. Well, if you want to be pessimistic about it. Every second of every day. Only one person needs orgasm and orgasm. Someone, somewhere, is having sex. It's happening all the time. All around us, everywhere, all the time. We're sexual beings. Get over it. No, we're not. Nope. Storks don't bring the babies. Also that rape scene where he kills her with the ejaculation is crazy. Also, if Rithik was having sex with me, I'd want him to post. That reminded me of a funny monologue I did once in comedy that talked about why this guy can't believe Superman and Lois Lane were ever a couple. Because the moment they consummated their relationship, his Superman sperm would kill her. That's true. Anyways, let us know what you thought about the video. Any of other sex scenes that we've reacted to? Yeah, bring on the five or six sex scenes that are down below.