 Welcome to the show. This would be a good time to go ahead and introduce my two lovely guests I have with me today. Oh, it looks like I have an old spice ad going Hashtag not an ad below me immediately. I have the ever-lovely the ever-welcome Issa ever evergreen always good in any season and below Issa We have the rough the tumble the lovely Chris Coquino's Where you find a time to get ripped I watch a lot of anime about getting strong a lot of thought went into this tier list today For one Cole made it. This is a Cole original tier list. This is Cole handcrafted I realize we hadn't had too much like anime being ranked to lately refusing and We are going to 100% accurately predict what the golden honey of the end of the summer 2020 season is going to be these 21 series listed down here are all series that will be airing next summer summer 2020 Some of them are continuation. Some of them are delays from the spring season. Some of them are just normal I guess as I said, we're gonna go through and correctly place each and every one of them decide Right now definitively. What is the best anime of summer 2020 season? And we'll be kicking us off as what we are dubbing the totally too early summer 2020 tier list To horny every video Chris every video. That's so horny job. Okay. I do two things and I do them Well, I do sound and I do horny get on my level I'm the horny one. You're the hungry one. We're still figuring out where he says She's like the peaceful like in between of horny and hungry, which is you don't know he said then And like the problem is that we put this list in order of what the winner is gonna be at the end of the day We all know that rezero is gonna be like it has to be one of the most anticipated anime Yeah of the year in its entirety the creator went and wrote a web series And then the web series was like so much that they were like, hey Let's adapt this into a light novel that also gets you set up to start getting manga made and anime made Uh, just to answer whether or not it's popular in the west. It does depend on what circles you're in Yeah So I mean like in the east like you definitely have more because I think more people are aware of like very popular Web novel series or web series in general Um, but when you go in the west you kind of do have to dig into certain niche or certain like genres So like I was looking for some Good ass werewolf smut and I totally found it. It was self-published. That's free and oh my god. It was amazing So like you have to find it. I'm clearly no longer the horny one of this chat Chris you're horny on main, but I'm horny on private Oh Sheets streets kind of guy kind of guy I think the only dissenter here is going to be isa because I know isa You are not the biggest fan of re-zero I think if I were to choose how to Ingest re-zero, I would probably prefer to read it rather than watch it I want to be able to take breaks and pauses at my own pace rather than every seven days You have to confront this you're reminding me of that one episode of fanciers We had where we're talking about how isa is smarter than we're supposed because she reads I remember that It's a callback And I'm I'm an idiot and I don't know how to read isa Do you feel like we should not put it in s? I'm going to be completely objective Let's look at just the numbers just the stats I do think re-zero should be in s because it is probably the most anticipated and will be the most watched Series or summer 2020 if you're at a rate. It's subjectively. Where do you think you'd put it? I would put it deeper. I'm not watching it. Oh, fuck damn fucking straight to the bottom Manetta here another very highly anticipated series yaharai ore no Chesun love comedy Machigataru or my teen romantic comedy snafu season three It is it is so good the first season It's following kind of a loner in high school who is forced to Join a club that is helping others with another girl who is a loner and along the way they pick up like a popular girl Kind of the whole point is that he's constantly solving problems if I can be the common problem then everyone will get along That's kind of sad actually. It's nothing. It's nothing about that sounds like a love comedy that shenanigans No, but he's he's also very self-aware. There's a lot of like fourth wall breaking It's uh constantly very high rated for me especially the first time I saw it. There was like us It was very cathartic cathartic because you kind of see oh his way of doing things He feels like they're the right way to do things, but it's it's not objectively looking at the numbers and seeing what people are like Thinking about this show. It seems like it's going to be one of those top tier shows But if I'm giving it like a coquino's subjective rating here, I'll probably put it like a b Personally it seems like it it peaks my interest in terms of like I will watch it I'll give it the old like three episode watch or whatever and see if it really catches me I don't know. I like my slice of life to be a little bit more Sweetness and and lightning. I would also put it at a b because so I haven't watched the first two seasons But I know you like it a lot And like fun fact Cole's taste is good I can't quite tell about how good this would be or how funny it is because I am woefully misinformed But that that's also the point of this. This is totally too early. Oh, yeah, that's right We have to make definitive statements and absolute Okay, and we're right. We're 100 right. You're right. Cole. We are right ranked b I think it's going to be a lot more well liked the next anime from the 2020 season everyone knows it Everyone loves it Sword art online. I could not watch that show for very long though So I was really like trying to dive into like the non mainstream Well non mainstream, I guess whatever you want to call it anime and so like I got a few episodes in I thought the premise of it was neat never once that I feel like I need to watch what happens in the next episode Maybe it's because it just feels like it's Substance-less it doesn't have any actual substance Very harsh, but okay sword art was amazing for the time that it First originally aired it was basically kind of dot hack for normies in my opinion because sword art online keeps happening And because it keeps going it's kind of just like well There's all these other 50 anime that have the same exact premise now So sword art has a problem where they constantly to me objectify females to Turn the main character the males into heroes by putting the females in a very vulnerable position to be like Oh If the main characters doesn't show up now this is gonna be real bad for this girl It's like I get really sick and I'm just like, okay Like can you not ruin these badass female characters this way? Like you've spent you've spent 12 episodes showing us how badass this female character is to now Throw it all out the window so you can fulfill this weird male power fantasy Well, I think I gravitate towards our re-zero our re-zero over some of these others Is because I never really found at the time an isekai that I thought I Appreciated because I watched some sword art and then I think by recommendation from something I watched like some of konosuba God she would just got a little too A little too horny for me and that's coming from somebody who's horny in the streets Konosuba's like it's in contention for my favorite anime of all time. It's intentionally part of the joke Yeah, whether like having it be part of the joke is not solving anything It's kind of like always sunny or Seinfeld at a certain point. You're supposed to be like, uh, they took it too far Sword art online is like you're fulfilling your trapped in a video game fantasy I have warmed up to some of that So now I wonder if now that I've hung out with you long enough and I've watched a lot more anime If I'd have a different opinion or feeling with this depraved ass And I correct Sword art needs to fucking fix their seasons Because everyone calls the the bad part. It's part two of season one with that said, I mean a lot of people still watch it It's one of those things where I feel like we're just not in that group of people who really still Participate in sword art. I wonder if it's a lot of new viewers too people who have like just recently started watching And they haven't seen like I don't they haven't like run with a show. Oh, you think they're just like I think it's really I think the more seasons of a show that you make the harder it is to jump in So because we're right 100 percent of the time I would put sword art in a sea See, yeah, I'll we'll do it. Let's do it couldn't get out of its own way with shonen trope tropes shonen trope like Uh, I I would going back not watching that fire force. Yeah, the main character is the Lucky pervert where he's like always tripping and then he ends up tripping out until like this big old cleave It's only pulling your shirt down. It's like, oh no like hand under bra Like oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, you accidentally tripping slide your hand in someone's and then is that What the fuck is that those are cutaway jokes There's no repercussions to them And I think it's a problem with the lot of shonen is that there's a power creep problem Watching the trailer for fire force like if you didn't say anything about it to me Like I like yo, this is kind of dope the second half of the first season Really starts popping off whenever like they go to this like a little like little tokyo area I've heard that the second season is very good. I probably put that Kind of higher. Uh, maybe like at a b. I would put it at a b. I don't want it on the same tier is I say we move snafu to a then just you call. Yes. Okay. Okay. That's for you cool All right, so we're starting to get into the deeper cuts This is the most addictive manga that I've been reading that is so infuriating this next one called kanajo okareishimasu Uh here is basically you're looking at a03. It's a fanfic tag. Okay. What would you tag this anime as? It is fake dating enemies turned lovers It's tsundere emotional backstory because it looks like the main character His grandma is about to die. So she's ecstatic that the main character has this girlfriend. It's mild prostitution It's like a girlfriend escort situation going on That is a big industry in japan is renting girlfriends What in the actual So this story starts with uh, the main character his girlfriend breaking up with him So he downloads a rent a girlfriend app and rents a girlfriend. He gives her a bad reading. Oh, no Turns out that her grandma is in the same room as his grandma. Oh my god So they have to start this long whirlwind adventure of them not actually being dating But them actually falling for each other the stupidest slash craziest thing that could possibly throw in this Listen is this one girl has a bad heart and the only time that her heart beats fast is when she's with him So she's like well, we got a date What is she jason statham? Yes It's like a charger heart crank I am more interested in the two grandmothers than whatever you just described to me because i'm getting anxiety The only problem is that if you go read the comments for this the main character is such a wet blanket Uh Yeah, like doesn't it's like oh, she's kind of revealing that she likes you and he's like oh, I don't know And so it's like just falsely keeping the series going where it's like, okay They're gonna end up together hurry it up. It's so frustrating But it's so addictive. Can I make my own head cannon for this anime? Okay, if this is grandma's the buddy cop movie, then I give it s tier But if it's the thing that you told me about then I don't I give it d tier I don't know why you're always so willing to blow your load in these We're gonna get to a lot worse stuff and you're already willing to throw out the d tier You got to be willing to throw the d sometimes I want to put this one in b or a because fake dating I'd be happy with b just want you to know that the b rated anime that you're throwing in there is grandma the buddy cop Will ferrell as someone's grandma god of high school. What do we think? Yo, that looks dope It looks cool based off a webtoon series. So already has a really popular fan base It looks like action kind of shonen. I feel like this is this goes into an s tier automatically for me This is basically like fight club the anime I feel like that's an easy s. Yeah Easy s. I uh, I don't I don't know if we have I don't know if we have anything more to say about it I would be remiss if I didn't say I'm mildly nervous about the story. So here is My retort to that there have not been many korean comics Monwa webtoons that have been adapted into anime I think that means that there is probably a more rigorous and selective process in deciding what gets made Like if something's going to get made into an anime from these it has to pass that culture barrier to get made by a Japanese studio If it's something like god of war and it was adapted from a very popular webtoon I'm inclined to think that it's not that they're trying to capitalize on the audience But there is an audience for a reason. Well, then I'm all aboard class or s class. We have the Misfit of demon king academy. This looks like just another one of those school battle tournament harem Demon lord reincarnated. It's aptitude at academy for nurturing candidates for demon lord is inept It really is I've got like that The summary is confusing because it says this demon lord wants a peaceful world So he decides to launch himself into the future But the world is too peaceful now So all of his descendants and all the demons have turned weak like reverse chrono trigger over here I mean, I'll probably watch the first three episodes The art style has kind of reminded me a lot of re zero just reading the summary. I was just like I don't know, but then exactly. I just read the full name history's strongest demon king reincarnates and goes to school with his descendants The yeah the misfit demon king colon what you just said Buy it's cover buy it's cover He says disgust It's like it's like cameras frozen Okay, um, what we feel about this one the summary of it's awful The trailer that I watched is kind of cool. So I would put it out of B Yes, you would be I was gonna say here see I'm I can flip a coin and be happy with either I am starting to get a little tired of the fantasy anime nowadays No guns life. I was so intrigued by it, but I could not commit myself to watching it I'll go see I think it's Decadence I've heard a lot about decadence. I don't know if I've heard anything good or bad But chris, uh, what's the name of that studio? Uh, it's somewhere along the lines of Many years after humanity is driven to the brink of extinction by a sudden emergence of Gadol wheat gal Gadol humans now survive so they float around on like floating islands According to the summary, it kind of looks like the whole like old hardened man Comes across this optimistic young girl. Yeah whippersnapper. It's every Clint Eastwood movie, but anime I'm gonna talk to an empty chair in this one This is giving me, um, actually girl and logon vibes There's some really cool action shots on here though. Put it into an s you s Yeah, okay. I was gonna say I was gonna say a rs. They're on the big ones out there. I mean, I'm I'm down I mean, I'm you want to throw a D chris? I was swinging D, but you know what? I'll swing some s on this one as well This next one. I'm not allowed out of the street on while also be tie Or is like a child wants to hang out put this in D for me. Boom Let me try to play devil's advocate for a second. Okay D for devil's advocate Shows like teasing master takagi son. It's like kind of the the girl who's really infatuated with a guy I feel really weird as an almost 30 year old super invested in a middle middle schoolers romance Oh, okay. Okay. I'm feeling real uncomfortable looking at now with uzaki chan They are in college So I thought it was interesting that this is kind of like taking a more Mature approach to the relationship a little bit. This feels like they heard too many complaints about it Feeling too pedo and they're like, well, what if we just make them like a little bit older like 19? That's way more legal And way less creepy. I remember there was a bit of controversy from this one I think there was a story uh that I had seen Where there was uh an advertisement I forget what it was trying to say if it was supposed to be like don't touch anyone else inappropriately So they use the images of this character And the whole like beginning bit of this character that they summarize is that she has huge toddies Yes, I say we know. Okay. It's about oh my gosh. It's even risa. It's so much worse. It's about giving blood There it is. I'm saying we throw in the double D tier. Nice. We're probably going to move it out here immediately Because we're getting into peter grill because peter grill. Yeah So It is full nudity Oh, why peter grill is the story of the strongest fighter in the world He has a girlfriend who he wants to get close with until he realizes that all the other women want to have sex with them To bear strong children the most concise coal explains that's ever existed I feel very uncomfortable watching this trailer on camera. I am pretty sure they got a character designer who did a lot of Um hentai. Yes. Yeah, I could I could feel that. Oh my are you looking it up? Yep Yeah Oh my god, okay, I think it's higher than D. Well, I threw in double D tier because toddies, but okay, the next one The next one's name is Peter grill and the philosophers of time. Yes. So this is the one we were talking about earlier. This is the hentai one It's pretty much the soft core. I'm horny in the streets. I said it already I mean, I can't help it But also I feel very uncomfortable watching these trailers for some reason. We love all anime titties here All right, how many how many d's are in the word tittie? Uh depends on how many d's you use You know what I'm not gonna answer that question. Oh god, are we the fucking worst? Oh, is there a new tier? The anticipation is killing Oh The next one goes in there as well monster girl doctor Yeah, it's not related to the other monster moose may series, which makes me sad Which is very horny. I saw things in that show. I didn't think I was gonna see and I'm like, oh It's better not awaken anything. Oh, it definitely looks some things in me That's right I think but this this goes into my same argument or a problem of like, oh It's kind of just the same thing as the other things that have been done. I wouldn't really have a break it very highly I'll do it. I'll fall on the grenade. I'll fall on the sword. I will look up Oh goodness. Whoa Okay, I'm watching this show I wouldn't watch it anyways. It's monster girls. So yeah, so this is the english title is um monster girl doctor Right. Yes, um a doctor for monster girls only the doctor looks a young kid and his nurse Is like the older woman. So it kind of goes into the whole like Anytime baby I'm being surrounded by women. Wow Uh, I don't know. I would put it probably at the DRC for me See you right see so cool is the hope and dream and we have eight minutes So we have because we got a lot of anime to get there. Well, luckily a lot of it's bad And one of them this show isn't this show doesn't even exist anymore So we don't have to rank that one is it the show that does the huge nut flex at the beginning of the trailer It's like look at all these amazing people we've got. Yeah. Wow There's this guy and that gal and this guy. Okay. Oh my god. Why are we doing this is the problem we have every time Okay, let's see. Uh, the next one is the doku hentai hx eros Guy's gonna try to save the world world with the power of ecchi and the erotic power of Eros so in order to save the world from the sensor bug. He has to get his friends horny golden honey We all love anime titties Hold on here we go This is a season two for a show I've never heard about Are you a victim of one unwanted spirit possession? No Uh, is there a ghost you need to set up in a way? No or down to burn for all eternity Oh boston does make me feel good Um Yes, do you need muyo and roji serving justice to evil spirits? So it's like an exorcism and one kid looks really weird. I don't like this anime. I don't like it I don't either next one. Do you remember that show that came out a few seasons ago? That was the girls were horses Put this in a A tear this is cute as shit, man It's what we need. This is my golden honey frankly. This is like the feel-good anime of the year right here Uh, these are gonna be super short episodes I'm surprised they never took off as much race horses are now girls and when they win They get to put on a pop idol concert. That is wholesome as fuck Definitely subverted a lot of expectations about horse girls Oh next one is a idol girl anime where they're singing and Fighting this is sloppest relays. Yeah the animation like the style of itself It's like a 3d animated in like 2d backgrounds almost b. Yeah, why not? No I We have so many things below it that should be higher. Okay. Okay. Bye See we're just here. We're just gonna jump all the way down to d Animal. Oh, okay. Here we go. Here we go. Isis show. Oh, yeah, baby producer evil love We got to stop here a girl inherits a company that is almost bankrupt from her late father Lacking the funds. She must now become a producer herself in order to save the company from collapse during her work She meets four boys financial experts then the idol key to police officer haku and Leading neuroscientist One of these things is not like the other Simone and is suddenly involved with the conspiracies and mysteries over the existence of specials powers known as evil Horny, oh, yeah, baby Issa, I'll let you put this wherever you want Hey That's a weird sentence Cole. So we're 100% right. Toshi kashi wa denetsu A gag anime set in kashi wa featuring a high school girl and mysterious creatures It looks like there's an adorable dinosaur behind her. This looks really bad It looks like like one of the anime they'd play at like the rotating sushi restaurant like on the screen Oh my god That's so funny. I mean I will say I do love whenever it's like, hey, we don't have the budget Let's just let's make something I'm gonna put that in the space between d and anime titties. No, I wasn't sure where you were Yeah, you know, it makes more sense to make it lower And we got the season four of please take my brother away. Okay. Well Why Why are there four seasons of this? What is your brother like her brother finn is someone who would tease her and make her explode 100 what? It's a chinese anime. Oh cool And make her explode 100 times a day not a peaceful day as these two are fighting every single minute However, when trouble comes then we'll become a caring loving brother who protects his little sister at all costs I actually think this is something that is probably a short form series and um Yeah, they just a lot of seasons kind of like all saint street seems wholesome I'll put it in d if only because it's like, oh well We don't know anything about and it's the fourth season. All right We have a negative one minute uh on three. I want everyone to say what their golden honey is one two three re zero Okay, we'll go watch the That we all love my titties. Yeah, we should watch we should watch the top three together Thank you for having me charlie is here. He says hi He agrees with our tier list. He thinks this is the best tier list ever made tweet us your lists. Let us know if we got it Right. I mean, I know we got it, right, but Let us know or if you liked this kind of longer format more anime specific content. Bye. Thanks. Bye friends Hey there. Thanks for checking out the video While you're here go ahead and like comment and subscribe Let us know what other kind of tier list you would want to see what other shows games anything anime related at all Uh, if you want to see more great content like that Head on over to roosterteeth.com you can become a first member. We have a ton more to see