 So I sent some some spies into a quest you had to know what's going on out there Hiding deep in Canada castle, right one of the you know spies among the guards and the rat He came back to the radio station here. He told me there's some crazy shit going down So rat spies that's what you're using You know you can just go to Equestria like there's no visas as far as I can tell yeah, but I'm not I mean I just walked right in no one cared. She wasn't a pony. She's pony. She's close enough to being a pony Yes, you're saying they're racist. It is Equestria, right? I mean that would be like if we lived in Humania and you know some frickin Canadians showed up. We're clearly not human. So what's going on here discord who the fuck is discord? well according to some Stained glass windows which appeared to be the only historical record they use well According to Celestia. He was a bad guy that she conquered with her sister. Yeah What's up with that right imagine if like you know Like Moses was around and it's like you didn't have to read about history or look at artifacts you just Talk to the guy who was still alive But then it like the question is it's like you sort of have to believe what he says But do you because I don't trust Celestia at all. I don't think she's evil I don't think she's clearly not she would have already maybe maybe she has some sinister plan I don't think she's bad. I don't think she's a troll, but I don't necessarily trust her Telling of the history of equestria. Well, exactly. It's it's the story of the the victors right the victors write the history Yeah, so what we can see everything is from her point of view right before my sister and I stood up to him He ruled equestria in an eternal state of unrest and unhappiness. I'm sure if you as discord what happened he'd be like Bitch trap me in stone. She kind of did it is very telling that what does he say because I don't turn? into stone I Don't trap ponies in stone. Yeah, now I wonder one Why did she put him in a statue in the middle of the statue garden where apparently any childish argument is gonna wake him up? Well, the childish argument only woke him up because he wasn't trapped in stone by the same magic that the cockatrice uses He was trapped in stone by the elements you're telling me in the you know more than thousand years probably like 2,000 years Since he was trapped there. Nobody had an argument in that garden No, they did have arguments in that garden But what happened was is the power of the elements of harmony right counteracted the power of arguing in the garden right plus There were no dictionaries in the garden, but the elements of harmony were not around They were those like busted old stones Even when after all this happened no they were around it's just they were lost but they were still attached like the heron spear Well, the heron spear is lost lost. That's a little different story So I mean but we so discord was there chaos more like the one ring right still attached to sauron Even though he doesn't have it at this moment But so why just let you take this more like immortal enemy she had all this trouble with had uses great powers to seal and just put Him in the middle of it. Why isn't that statue like at the bottom of Froggy bottom bog? Well, I'll tell you exactly why it's not the bottom froggy bottom bog because she knows a really really heavy hydra there Who would have stepped on a back? What even killed him Because I don't think he's the type to die from being stepped on because I was otherwise Celestia would have just speared him with her frickin horn Yeah, no, so she didn't even try to fight him and even so she says oh, I can't she stumps her hoof at him I can't fight him. I don't have the elements of harmony. You guys have to fight him Yeah, then where they don't have the elements of harmony. She still doesn't help Well, she's like what they're attached right because even though you've lost them. They're still attached to you Right, that's like if Sauron was like, yeah The one rings attached to me and that got hobbit over there has it, but you know what you go take care of this But here are my two concerns my main concerns that this is bringing to light one There's all these other statues in the garden that are of ponies and things. Yeah, are they all people? She has turned to stone because they have opposed her. No, but I do think they all have meaning, right? So the friendship one probably is some of Celestia's friends from way back, right? Who then she memorialized, you know, and the victory one was probably from some after some general of some pony war They won now the victory one clearly was made because they would know that someday Rainbow Dash would appear and it was really just for her No, but it's not Rainbow Dash. It's not even think it was a I think it was just an earth pony I don't even think it was a unicorn or a pegasus. I had a star though It did have a star, but it also had a flag maybe Representing Vic representing maybe represent representing victory from the outside because so Celestia and Luna come in and They're not in Equestria. Equestria is not founded yet. There's discord. Yep They was very clear that discord ruled Equestria, right? So that place where Equestria now is right It might not have been called Equestria at that time But he ruled and she says all three kinds of ponies live there at that time Luna and I saw how miserable life was for earth ponies Pegasi and unicorns alike That's the big one that she said that you know the Pegasus ponies the unicorn ponies the earth ponies were unhappy So that does kind of shoot the shit out of my theory that the wings and everything came from you know bloodlines That's for sure, but Simultaneously, there's still something weird going on with that because discord is able to go boop and all that stuff disappears Well, it's cuz he got loose right and the only thing that could beat him was the elements of harmony Right, so back when he ruled that entire country Celestia and Luna, right? Basically, you can be pretty sure they lived in the old pony sister castle Everry forest if it might never ever be forced at that time when was that was that castle where they lived originally or after they Conquered did they move in we don't know if that was their original house But but over a thousand years ago, right while discord was ruling what is now Equestria? They lived there at that time whenever that time was which is definitely more than a thousand years So they lived there in that place while discord ruled and they wanted to kick his ass out and rule Equestria because the ponies Were unhappy, but they couldn't they couldn't beat him. He was more powerful than Celestia That's why Celestia didn't even bother trying to fight him because he was stronger He's a draconicus and she's just an alicorn, right? So The elements of harmony one perpony Who else wielded them with her and her sister? I think it was different in those days, right? Here's why here's my explanation. So there was no honesty and there was no No, there was right, but here I've got some math for you. You're ready for this. Oh, I'm ready All right, here's how this math works. So in those days six elements of harmony, right? Only two alicorns they Luna and Celestia went out to go get the elements of harmony and then once they had them They're like, aha, we got it. It's like discovering nukes. We can kick draconicus's ass now You know discords going down and then they took them down, right together There were only two of them not six ready, but only those two They didn't have anyone else with them to handle the six elements because it was three each because they're alicorns So they're unicorn and a pegasus and an earth pony. They can handle three times two is six Well, the other important who's which so we'll give magic to Celestia. Yeah, she'll get that clearly Generosity. I think Celestia also gets loyalty to herself. Yeah And she needs one more So honesty, she's I don't know if she's honest. No, I don't think she gets honesty elite Luna I think it's the honesty. Yeah, right because she was just honestly evil and then honestly not evil was She was really evil. I think she was misguided There were those four stars honest whichever way it was but she was you know banished to the moon Then those four stars came and let her out We still don't know what's up with the four stars, but the four stars We know are not related to discord. No, but there's something there's something So what's the third element that you give to Celestia laughter and then Luna gets the other three It gets all the rest all the rest, but here's my miss honesty I was hitting at this before What is this disturbing trend of Celestia just banishing the fuck out of anyone who crosses her? It's because she's got Batman syndrome. She can't kill anybody That's why so I mean she could totally have just speared people with her giant horn But she didn't she totally can have her guards just you know, I guess the guards even have weapons. They're just Pegasi Yeah, I don't even have when they charge Luna way back when Luna was going all nightmare moon They just charge her straight up. I guess that I guess she could have just right She's twice the size of anyone else at least she could have just bumped into feet right now. They said Ponies earth ponies Pegasus ponies unicorn ponies in the time before Equestria didn't say anything about horses She's not a horse is an alicorn. Yes, but look at the body shape. She is clearly a different race from the ponies She's an alicorn. Yes, so is her sister. Yeah, what about all the nephews and all the other clearly is a big family out there somewhere Oh, you mean where the rest of the the royal family comes from were their alicorns before Equestria in Discord's domain and more importantly, how come none of them have both horn and wings?