 Item Number – SCP-467 Object Class – Safe Special Containment Procedures – SCP-467 is currently located at Site B and is guarded by a single security personnel, changed daily. Although SCP-467 has no true anomalous lasting effects, the information it reveals can leave people with lasting effects of their own. While SCP-467 is being studied or moved, all involved personnel must have no cell phones, pagers, or other communication devices on them without clearance for testing. Description – SCP-467 appears to be an empty phone booth and was found in data expunged. The SCP Foundation discovered it due to a legend about a haunted phone that used to reside inside the booth, although testing has revealed that the phone was of no importance and the effects came from the booth itself. Even after the phone was removed, the booth itself remained a place of superstition before being recovered by data expunged. Although there is nothing extraordinary about the booth itself, so long as a human and a communications device are in the booth at the same time, its effects are easily observed. Communications devices receive a message from somebody the user knows. This call shows no preference for friends, family, loved ones, coworkers, or even just acquaintances. Curiously enough, later examination of phone records or call logs reveal that this call never happened, even though it may be observed and recorded. The caller has never even picked up the phone in the process, suggesting SCP-467 has a powerful form of telepathy. These calls divulge information that the user previously did not know, most commonly secrets and confessions. These calls range from insignificant to life-changing. A single user may use the phone booth more than once, provided that at least 24 hours have passed since their last use. It is suggested that the booth not be used for personal reasons. Addendum A collection of some of the more notable results has been collected and is still being formed. Test log 467 Various Subject, nature of call, and effects Subject Class D personnel, convicted of multiple violent crimes Nature of call Subject's mother, telling him she was disappointed with what he had done and admitting that she blamed herself for not raising them right. Effects Subject seemed mildly disturbed for several hours, repeatedly asked to be allowed to contact family. Subject's request was turned down. Subject Class D personnel, convicted of homicide Nature of call Subject received call from victim's family, saying that they never forgot, but they were slowly learning to forgive him. Effects Mild discomfort for several hours Subject Class D personnel, data expunged Nature of call Data expunged Effects Violent outbursts, intermittent with hysterical sobbing Subject was terminated after an attack on nearby researchers Subject Class D personnel Nature of call Received a call from researcher present in the room at the moment, saying that he thought the subject's haircut looked ridiculous. Effects Mild annoyance, followed by amusement Subject Class D personnel, convicted of several counts of rape. Nature of call Victim of subject, telling him she had managed to heal and grow past the crime since then, having started a family and working with women's rights organizations. Effects Subject was confused and admitted that he was not sure how to feel about that. A notable improvement in morale followed for several days. Subject Doctor writes Nature of call Unknown Effects Moderate depression for approximately two days, intermittent with doubt regarding working with the foundation. Full recovery followed Subject Doctor Iceberg Nature of call Unknown Effects No immediate effects Two days later began an argument with a researcher at site 17, which led to a mild physical conflict. Full reprimand followed Subject SCP-1599 Nature of call Message from subject's creator or creators, claiming they have lost its signal, don't know where it is gone, and that they are unable to recover it. Effects Subject denied the message came from its creator, and believed the message was a trick performed by its captors. Incident report On date expunged, near holidays such as Thanksgiving and Christmas, a notable increase in disturbing or distressing calls has been observed. Theory currently holds that this is due to increased family tension, and urges to be nice to people at this point in time. Additionally, it was during the holiday season that the first two reported incidents occurred of occupant inside SCP-467 receiving a call from themselves, and other reported incidents of an occupant receiving a call from the deceased or non-existent. Further investigation pending on how personnel could lie to themselves, and how SCP-467 receives calls from non-existing sources. Subject Class D Personnel Nature of Call Subject's own voice, describing latent homosexuality Effects Subject attempted to destroy SCP-467, immediate termination followed. Subject Class D Personnel Amnesic Testing Subject Nature of Call Subject's own voice, explaining forgotten events prior to amnesic testing Effects Subject seemed moderately confused, but showed no other effects Subject Class D Personnel Convicted of multiple counts of homicide Nature of Call Victim of Subject, angrily screaming for five minutes Effects Subject attempted to destroy SCP-467, immediate termination followed Subject Dr. Wright's Nature of Call Voice was described as that of a young child Dr. Wright's shut off the recording equipment after voice revealed to belong to data expunged Effects Data Expunged Subject Secretarial slash security staff break Nature of Call Dr. Eisberg Effects Lesson Complete If you missed the previous orientation, go watch SCP-466 Mobile Veins right now. Or for the complete course, watch this playlist.