 Hey, what's good? This is the third annual Don't Flop Sombon We are here battle number one of the day back at a new and improved bricks and jam straight into the battles MC Number one on my right-hand side. Mr. Tongue twister makes a noise Hey, my man evil makes a noise London makes some fucking noise Even nine and a half hours on the fucking door. Let's get it going Uh, yeah you round number one whenever he wants to go Sombon through you make sure you tweet as you repeat There's on the battle all that shit whenever you want. Let's go. Well, well finally He has returned So what's up, mister tongue twister everyone's mister There's been some concern It's been at least 10 months since your last don't flop video if you folks watched it He does get served and this struck his nerve really hug Chris hurt. He was like fuck this girl Make a video drop this and don't flop trying to upset her Plus it worked Because every battle of it this happened since then You weren't considered. So what was it worth? See he's just someone i'm stuck with you're no contender He'll get a head butt to the chest till a skull and prince left like the pun this shirt was on his shirt Just gets worse Fuck this nerd. He's someone a wood body with this fire. I've brought him his urn It's the wicker man in bricks than jam. He's getting sun down burned So just spit your Word play better Your verse ain't clever. You're lucky that purge ain't yet. Or at least you're vain severed Take a step and break a leg will cause an earthquake tremor Even with a nurse trained in first aid with a sturdy stretch Here there's no sure way that you're safe from your dirt grave breader You built yourself up to get brought down in the worst way ever Like when the first plane entered the world trade center. Yes, sir. Whatever Some conspiracy shit today you're getting played in this twister game So your turn to get spinned away rotisserie chickens mate It just may begin to break a spirit mate I'll twist your frame until you change like a Slytherin snake shifting shapes like the reptilian race conspiracy Conspiracy Disappear to fit the page pen a point you can illustrate like quentin blake That's who draws the cover of the old doll books just in case you missed it, mate Told j-shorts girlfriends what either piss to spray on your freaking face You're into stranger shit than mr. Gray from 50 shades Which explains why you're always getting pissed on stage Thanks to you. I think they'll raise the drinking age to 68 But listen wait. I'm no homophobe. I want folks to know why this bitch is gay. It's a mind bender This guy's never thinking straight, but wait, I'll say fuck twister seen the movie That's awful son, but see the true sweet rap for the fun and I'll beat him truly He has lost this one. It's like eating pussy This cat's got your tongue And you have lost a lot But the bear swears it was just robbed and says if you agree with what the judge thought then fuck off See grab bag freestyles That's the only time that you have props and everyone knows of one cause Twister already comes boxed And I'm running shit. He's right about the dish track. I'm sorry about this. It's my punishment I sent a message to her I said I want a bottle I said I definitely do need to I said who you got and he suggested a few people All shit. It can never be too equal. So like the horror films a relevant new sequel I just went with a lesser of two No, I know you've heard evil dead bars that people said But might not be the best believing yes will be impressed because I'll bring an arm of your darkness And now the scene is set your new hand will bruise Campbell because you'll turn to ash and that's evil days So you must have thought I'd just been born try to make a tit a twister I've got a bar for evil like the one you saw in dustle dawn Shut your jaw. You're not wrapping it tightly You're wrapping it slightly and that is just why he has to just bite me using punch lines that I said back in the 90s See he's bitten my bars, but he's not likely to own up. I didn't mind when it was once for twice in a whole month Slightly local See he's bitten my written because he's writing his soul dumb stop biting tongue and start biting your own one See, I've got some facts for you You're surrounded by a black cloud in a bad aura and the one I'm short of I stand brawler So I prove that this man's poorer and have you back into that corner I'm on your case like a mad stalker. That's torture bad trauma Man slaughter on camcorder and put evil in a box like pandora With the dopest scott. He said something about pandora's box. Well, you can't keep evil in that. I have broke the locks yo For taintries return he got copy right For his return Awkward, right At first I didn't know what to write, but I've already took it too far. So here's a thought in mind It's like I made a mistake when jotting rhymes because I crossed the line So y'all will find I don't give a fuck if he's making music I'm iller than your inspirations. I make a music So get waving your white flag. I'm on stop a bull. I'll wave a red rag and stop I'll wage war resorts and claymores that'll leave you a four page torn. You'll cry so many tears when they're shedding here It's like rain pours at the third dye of your brainstorm and wait. There's more the tables are turning So hold on to your chairs or their lord or someone will say a prayer for through a clairvoyant And therefore you will actually pray and stop like can you save him god? But you can't escape because I've hijacked his plane of thought and then crash while taking off You want the fuck am I yelling for? I want to leave you skull crushed with golf clubs while yelling for And I'm getting bored every one of your metaphors has been said before me come on bruv You're washed up. So rest assure Yeah, sir lame as hell your tracks remain on shelves Assassinate yourself so that your album sales do well Because everyone that is came can tell when a matchup lend lines I've spat the best rhymes to make you scratch yourselves like you have some headlights So many punches coming you get jabbed with left rights And they'll then fright in the life if a winner scare him half to death twice See this guy's writing only thing is you pens a will because he's getting killed You know the truth is you'd only put your money where your mouth is to get a grill But no front in I kept a real arm to the teeth like a dentist drill And yet I still might get quite vexed Dyset this guy's flesh with a nine-inch knife edge to eat this and see a live yes So when side fed it's as if I've killed william shield because you'll die jest He knows Die yes, so why step because if I went off the cuff he'd be like what the fuck This is like having objects shoved in a faulty plug socket yuck shock and stuff Only thing precedents you've got to run like donald trump after crossing them with forrest gump And you thought i'm done Just keep it real you'll find I don't need no skill to write because i'm even ill when I just speak in filler lines All the best them sees they've been either killed or died the top three that's still alive is just me myself and I So why y'all think this is evil killing time? Nah, this is evil killing time I saw your battle with bobby And you touched him lots It's a touchy subject, but you fucked him off. I thought he was gonna punch you bro. He was touching go He touched an earth and you were touching cloth You've poked the underground more than an actual jackhammer Those are the traits and habits of a wack rapper feel it. I'm up always got your hands on a rap battler You've touched more people in hip-hop than africa bang bang Poking on my chest. Oh fuck. No, son. If you do I'll go nuts and throw punches to leave your nose bust If I'm rough I need to close up Because luckily i'm not j cruise and he's not chucky pee Watch your mouth and don't start throwing some names in it and don't think I want punch you and go on some crazy Shit if you take it too far, and I've told you to save your lip. You'll see a couple swinging like an open relationship I keep having I keep having ill thoughts if I start rapping real bored. Let's see if his man will still talk Now that's the sort of shit that I slap his grill for try beating twist out a meaty fist like the alligator and happy gilmore and he'll be like And he'll be like i'm evil End of my haunted house that a horse to name No, he's shy the right no The right no holy frights or ghosts in flight, but one punch pulverized and I have evil flying around the room like a poltergeist and yo Compared to you. I'm a don like cheedle Tough you're one of them soft people Him set ring when he's gone feeble because I laugh in your face if you say that that's scots evil Yo, he's always coming off the dome with those mullies on the go with a constant structured flow This motherfucker said a bunch of scottish jokes and some stuff he thought was dope Yeah, i'm touching lots of folk because I get drunk in a lot in stones, but fucking hell that's been saved by everyone That's the stuff i'm always told and it's fucking awful, bro. So fucking stop it. Yo yo I never claimed that i'm the best Well, fuck it I might as well because if I remember quite correct I got labeled the greatest tryout by the vets that I respect See a slightly cracked with silent steps inside the set leaf ciphers wrecked and mics and check it live events How many battles i've been in since now? I've done 10 I've been a dope flopper you know and i've progressed See i've been booked for revival then once a freestyle was zen and wanted chopped in the lions then Give me dialect and rap you're after and i'll climb up then final steps to prove i'm on soul caliber We can fight till death for the title jeds, but it's like the rest Could play in a guessing game where the question is constantly asking which don't flip rap is the greatest But yet no one in this place would have mentioned our names in the sentency. I've trained and perfected the ways of his method I've fucking hell i've trained and perfected the ways of his method This motherfucker his ego is being grown so big the brain in his head It's a pain in the neck if he's taking a step breaking his legs will invade your defenses You'll take such a pension you breathe your senses you're wasting your breath So save what you've said in those pages you're penning start paying attention You're able to tell from our facial expression. I've got the strangest intentions I may be beheaded as lady when pregnant i'll tape it and send it to his place of address I'm as crazy as kevin spacey in seven His name has been texting me i'll confess ain't just been netflix You're straight in the bedroom the shape of a rectum has been changed and stretched my vein of erection Fuck you cunt For my vein of erection we're breaking the bed springs making a sex tape for the net major schisperatials Who's gave the celebrity status of stephanie davis? So guess that you're beige your ex but your player like check his games like tetris This bacon's pathetic this waste man is helpless doesn't make you a veteran just because you claim you a veteran Is if you laid the cement bricks that laid the direction of the way that i went and see battling me today You may have a death machine your names on my checklist safe to say that it gets takes you check this i'm confessing I'm not who's who to the rest I'll be you but events like there's a screw loose in my head see your funerals next and this is christ taylor That suits you when you're dead see this motherfucker thinks he's due too much respect You'll pull through in the end with a loop news friend your neck just to put you in suspense Whatever Fuck you want me spit i'd love to Compared to you i'm a fat bastard And you said oh, they said it was the best trial ever. Yeah that lasted Freestyles you're yet to have met your match, but they're not freestyles They just prevents you had or you just point to something in the room and said some crap this extra whack like oh look There's a mirror there reflect on that Your cheeky sausage, please Your cheeky sausage, please do stop speaking bollocks Your star so did it it needs a polish you sound like a 2007 peter morris If he was scouting finley johnston skinny scotsman You look like a dumb cunt or an actual twat man someone getting strapped to the cat scan I don't know if you're just drunk but that is just whack fam and why after every punch do you jump clap to do jazz hands I've been a gay theatrics the way you wave your arms you look like a blatant spastic and with those eyes You look like a praying mantis and you're so skinny. I bet you pray for mantis Purposely mispronounces multis just to fit bars like you slas sand watch repact Even good someone a retard So when evil raps Wait, wait, wait, so when evil raps he is trash. He just changes the word to fit with the scheme. He has What a genie ass Oh, motherfucker I bet you bang your head on shit like oh Maybe it isn't clean. Well, I'll start screaming until it's ringing in his ear You're fucking six foot six and can't reach middle 10 You it's not clever the content is we do stop bending the truth I'm hot-headed the one second from block less than when you've got the squad ready to shoot like rocks Can't we just do you should the car? Yeah Good because I've still got many gotta go one better than you competitive You've even got God blessing me to from having the views on conk like you crossed heaven with zoos of fine prey Much ever we move ever with one step from the stream stop one step and I'll shoot pop Let it or you we got weapons