 Hello, welcome to another video in the beautiful little village of Villafour. The highest village, not only in Tenerife, but I think in the world. Make it up, but make sure you just don't fact-check me on any of this stuff, guys, alright? Lots of inaccurate facts coming your way. Lots of inaccurate facts. Just pretend this is pre-Google. The highest village in the world, guys. Don't Google it. Anyway, have a look around, and we're going to hit the trail. It's a 10K trail through pine forests, resulting in these beautiful sort of lunar landscapes there, Bill, guys. You looked like you were going to go from there, didn't you, Tiger? For anyone who watched our last hike, I left a link to the OS map below. I'll do the same again. We've plotted out our route. I'll put a little thing on the screen now to show you, but if you want to find out more about that, I'll leave a link to the OS, our exact OS maps below. You can follow that. This is the sign for the trail. We were just looking around, and then you see this. And this is just the same as the air-con is for the national trails in the UK. So when you see these three stripes, you know, you're pretty much on the right path, even though we're just going underneath this house. We're above the clouds now. It's absolutely beautiful. Oh, my God. It's like Times 10, the sky upside down. It is, yeah. Isn't it? Yeah. Because you can't see a drop. It's just like... We're in the clouds. We're in the village in the clouds. Oh, I love it. It's stunning. The whole round trip, all the statistics, the elevation, the miles or kilometers, everything like that will be on me OS map, which I'm going to do for me hikes from now on. I'm not sponsored by OS. It's nothing to do with them. This is just, I thought it would be just good for you hikers out there to be able to look at our exact route. There we have some prickly pear, F prickly pear. You're de-jacketing. Yeah, it's hot already. It's hot already. I mean, it was cold when we got out of the car. Who knows when we get right to the top and we stop for our terrible picnic? Our picnic? Yeah. Guys, last time, Fer made us some lovely sandwiches and we had crisps. It was nice picnic, wasn't it? Yeah. This time, not so good. Oh, yeah. Because we stayed in a stink... Oh, let's not get... I ain't getting too much into it, but... So we're trying to, on this trip, we're trying to keep costs down and we're staying in the cheapest places we can, making our own dinners and stuff. The Airbnb we got last night just stunk, man. It smelled like someone's granite. Just lived in it all their lives or whatever. And she smoked 50 a day. And she smoked 50 a day. So we just weren't feeling it, weren't feeling making food in there. And also we wanted to do something that was down in the south, not as lush. There's no sea involved in this one. And it's like this. Look, there's a lot of pine and it'll be drier and the views will be different and the payoffs different. Last time it was the sea. This time it's the lunar landscape which we'll get into when we get there. I'm already out of breath. She's out of breath. Because it's so high up, the air is a lot thinner so you do get a bit gassed out more than you normally would. Well, civilians, my eye, can't tell the difference but civilians might struggle. Also, last time we drove up into the mountains and then we walked down the mountain. This time we've driven up into the mountains and we're still going up, sir. It really is high. And you can, you can feel the air being a bit thinner at the back of your draw of your breath. Beautiful and fresh, though. What else, the air smells so good. Yeah, that's because we've been living in some old ladies' breath for the last 24 hours. You know, like in the early days of Star Trek. Here we go, nerd out, nerd alert. No, but go and tell us. No, you do not. No, don't tell us. And they have the sets and they, you know, they were like out-of-world sets but they were all made of, like, paper and co-styling. Yeah. It looks like that. All right, I'll be, I'm obviously Spock. I think you're Spocky. My ears suggest otherwise. So normally it would be nettle protein balls but this time it's Mambo. Like if this hike didn't turn into a good hike we're thinking, let's just get a load of bizarre foods from the supermarket and eat them and you guys can see us eat bizarre foods. Which sounds boring but it stemmed from Paul getting like this weird kind of yoghurt slash custard pot that had a soggy biscuit on top. So we were like... I know what you're thinking. Stop thinking that. Yeah, it was just like, it looked like it had a crispy biscuit on top of a yoghurt but it was just a soggy biscuit on top of a custard yoghurt. And first, disgusting. No, they absolutely loved them. Stormed through a pack of stuff. By the sixth one, I'd fallen in love with them. Yeah, I've got Stockholm Syndrome with the soggy yoghurt. Cheers. What flavour? Orange. It's just basically an orange mild one for those that are interested. Also, hit the like button if you'd like to see me review a soggy biscuit yoghurt. Let's go. Look at Attenborough Girl. Look at Fern filming Lizard. Bye, buddy. She's gone. You told me if you grabbed them their tails fall off. Yeah. And that is not cool. I was going to say sorry for all the, like, overseas hiking but I'm not sorry because it's, er, you can't really showcase what Tenerife has to offer in one video of one hike because it's ever changing and I wanted to show you or we wanted to show you what it was like in the south of the island as well as in the temperate rainforests of the north. And look at it, it's all like piney and it's very, I don't know, where would you say it was like? Scotland but like a dry, warm Scotland in ways. Oh, yeah. Someone's put them there. No. It's an acorn can. Acorn. 2.7K from the villa floor. So it's a nice little sort of little starter. A little aperitif just somewhere to get you going, get your blood flowing before you take on the main loop. And as you can see you can park up here if you want and you'll see on my map below where this is. So it's a bit of a dirt track but if you don't fancy doing that bit up from the villa then you can easily park here and do the loop which a lot of people will be doing so I'm expecting it to be quite busy up at the loon a bit. I was just deliberating which way is best to go. What was I read? I just assumed it went clockwise because I don't think there's any particular reason to that. I was just blindly following other people there which is often a mistake I've made and it's not, it's backfired. Have a good hike. You're doing well. Map time. So if it's like a let's do we've come up there we decided to go and let... This I cannot live like this. Joey Day come back I miss you. This is starting to look a lot like a loon a landscape. Tenerife is windy isn't it? Yeah. It's very windy and the wind just whips around it and just like water does on the rock the wind does the same and creates all these wonderful shakes which will get a lot better as we go up and it is very star tricky. You were right Fern. Congratulations. And it is literally just where the wind has whipped it whipped it all away. Well don't Google it but yeah. The landscape has changed underfoot it's gone a lot more volcanic now which is this sort of rock not what you want to be falling over on. So I think this is at the top of our hike so that's where we've come from. 5.8k that way. We're going to go that way which continues the loop I believe. I have to do a quick map check. No we're going to continue up so we're not halfway. But our jacket's on because it's getting a bit chilly. We're stopping for a luxurious try not to wobble this camera too much because someone did call me out for being a wobbler as he says like. Look at that trail snacks of champions Oreo biscuit and we're just going to sit here have some fruit maybe a couple of Oreos and watch this beautiful scenery and it's like watching a time-lapse in real life you can see the clouds just running over the trees Cute clip. Are we all filming this? What is it? I thought I'd make you a double cream Oreo and take a sacrifice and take two biscuits and dry them and then give you a double Oreo as a treat but what's happened is I've just made two Oreos I'm not sure how I've done it she basically just got two Oreos out of the packet one for me and one for you and then swapped the lids swapped the lids I think I'll just stick to this one here knock yourself out thanks for the support look at that Oreos get at me we'll work from for now can we have the double cream one side? or the ice cream you're just eating two Oreos now and you're just like I'm gonna prove how much I love you about eating two Oreos in front of you whilst any of it could have had something really nice like I said before guys, not a team play when it comes to snacks keep your eye on this one let's go and find these loony rocks that everyone keeps rattling on about he's running back look twice the hike there's no water in sight and this is more this is more like the Canary Islands that I know of it's just that the north was so wet look at the size of this corn here he's a beauty I'd have that on my mantel piece if I had room in me carry on luggage which I don't so I'll leave him there see ya feel the cold coming in and I've got to be careful because I've just slipped already and if you slipped off there it'd be it's game over basically isn't it good old life thanks for joining me and down there you can see the loony rocks but it's all just come a bit cloudy see them there that's them and up there as Fern falls into the back of me and we both go tumbling to our death here we are look at this and it's just because the wind has just come up this valley and just whipped whipped all these rocks over a long time hundreds of years I'm no geologist to do it though a long time months and formed all these lovely little sculptures and it's the same over there in that other valley you can see just on the other side of the hill there all just chewed out of the rock so this particular bit must be this sandstone and the rest as you can see it's like volcanic rock it's a harder sort of rock so obviously this gives way you get left with these beautiful sculptures and we've climbed all the way we found it again it's not as changing as up in the north but the landscape does change a lot and you get these lovely little surprises around every corner and this it's like some sort of dried river bed it looks like I wish I knew more about geology so I could drop some fact bombs on you and this probably is a dried river bed or was at some point a river bed Fernie you agree or not yeah I agree and I was also wondering you know in Topran where he had to fly through Maverick Maverick had to fly through the ravine could you fly your drone through that ravine in the same fashion Q-Clip better than the A, B and B smells a lot nicer and there we are that's the loop part of this so we've only got to walk back down this steep bit to Vilfor village the village there we are pretty much back to the village now and sorry I haven't been as diverse as our last hike up north in Tenerife but that's what it is it's been a good hike to to follow because it's really easy the footpaths are all pretty well signposted you get a payoff of the the lunar landscape halfway around we have taken it easy and stopped on the way and stopped for our picnic and stuff and we've not been gunning it we've been doing it around six hours so I recommend it it's nothing too strenuous it's not going to pop your lungs you need to have a good level of fitness though in his high altitude and there are some steep bits all the information will be below on the OS maps the relation isn't the same as on our last hike it's not like where we made it it's like do we get to eat now and drink is it dinner time that's the main that's when you'll see me at my most elated like the next time someone puts a plate of food down in front of me that's happy times in it let's get you some food then it's been a tough one isn't it it's the altitude I think yeah and the last one we got an amazing beach and we were like yeah beach times and the rocks were good but you can't splash around in a rock no you cannot you can't drink a pint of a cool pint of rock can you you can't yeah I think it's the payoff I mean it's a good thing to go and see but the payoff isn't like we're not jumping around going way we found the rocks yeah and like calling off yeah but you're just walking it's hot and then you keep walking and it's still hot yeah there's no water on this one there's no water on this one but a lovely way to spend the day yeah it was really nice it was very pretty like our first beers and our food he's gonna be great what do we do do we knuckles nowadays um you put it on and I'll shake it like an awkward shake okay go oh good to meet you too right thanks for watching see you again soon bye for now