 Why am I so excited for Hocus Pocus 2? Great question. Didn't ask it. Don't care. The witches are back, baby! Betmedler, Kathina Jimmy, Sarah Jessica Parker. It's sex in the city meets tricks with the kitty, and that black hat be back jack with a lantern packing snacks. Why? Candy! I love Halloween! Especially watching kids go trick-or-treating. Weird thing to say. I'm excited to watch Hocus Pocus 2 so you can see other kids trick-or-treat in a movie. Not everything needs to be explosions. The costumes, the pageantry, the frights, they're all there. For our delights. Alright, man. Nostalgia. Are you still listing reasons? People like to remember shit. Yeah, you might not know this, but Hocus Pocus 2 is the sequel to Hocus Pocus. So you might want to Hocus Focus and remember that little tidbit, Mr. Holland's Opus. Who wouldn't know that? The first movie came out in 1993. Now, almost 30 years later, us real fans get to finally see the sequel we've always wanted. It's just sequels decades later almost never work, especially in comedies. Oh really? Tell that to Dumb and Dumber 2. Tell that to Zoolander 2. Tell that to Coming to America. I think you're making my point for me. Don't get your knickers in a twist. I'm just excited, okay? Fine. What was your favorite part of the first movie? Oh, I've never seen it.