 Item number SCP-028 Object Class Safe Special Containment Procedures No special means are needed to contain this time, as SCP-028 has not shown any change in size, position, or shape during the entire period of its containment, but access must be restricted. Currently, SCP-028 is contained on site, site ██, as SCP-028 is not transportable by any known means. SCP-028 is sealed in a 6 x 6 x 3 meter, or 20 x 20 x 10 foot, concrete room with a single door, with two armed personnel stationed outside. Only authorized personnel are to be allowed exposure to SCP-028, and extreme care must be taken at all times. While SCP-028 is itself harmless, the effect can be buried damaging to the unprepared. See Document EL-028-1125 Description SCP-028 is located in an abandoned storage yard outside a copper mine in northern Michigan. SCP-028 is no detectable physical presence of any kind, but its effect occurs in a 2.1 meter, or 7 foot cube, around what is commonly held as the center of SCP-028. All forms of scanning and testing in the area of SCP-028 have shown no abnormal readings. Adding or removing objects, or attempting to remove dirt from under SCP-028, has no effect in altering the size or shape of SCP-028's area of effect, nor the onset or quality of the effect. Subjects entering SCP-028 are, within 3 to 6 seconds, struck by total and complete knowledge of a subject. This knowledge is thus far completely random in both size and usefulness, and sometimes goes unnoticed for extended periods of time. Their profound knowledge generally has a stronger effect, with some cases expunged. See Document EL-028-1125 This effect can be experienced multiple times by exiting and re-entering SCP-028, but can result in increasingly strong migraines and dizziness after two exposures. SCP-028 came to the Foundation's attention after researching the news reports of a local minor who submitted a design for a cold fusion reactor to the U.S. Patent Office. Mr. ██████████ reported that it, quote, just came to me like a bolt out of the blue, unquote. News and subjects were suppressed and contained after discovery of SCP-028, and the reactor designs implemented into the containment of SCP-1995. Subsequent testing of SCP-028 has yielded mixed results. Document No. EL-028-1114 Partial Information Retrieval Log for January 5th ██████████ Note, all knowledge is perfect, total and idetic. Every phone book entry for New York City in 1998. How to redesign the internal combustion engine to run on human blood using only pre-existing parts. Note, full redesign takes four hours and runs at higher efficiency than gasoline. Location of keys for a Buick Le Sabre. The proper method of care for a mole rat colony. Origin and history of 12 SCP objects. Not the main ████████ family history of the Blackthorn family, located in London, England. Geological structure of the earth beneath Greenland, including several unknown caves and ████████. Document No. EL-028-1125 Log E-112 Subject D-1182 exposed to SCP-028. Agent began to cry and went into fetal position, showing signs of high distress. Unresponsive of the questioning and outside stimulus for several days. Lapsed in the catatonia shortly after stating that, quote, this is not life, unquote. Cause of death was attributed to shock. E-127 Agent ██████ accidentally exposed to SCP-028. Agent showed signs of sudden surprise and bemusement. When questioned, Agent requested, quote, a moment to gather my thoughts, please, unquote. After several seconds, Agent laughed, shook his head, and removed his service pistol from his holster. Agent then shot and wounded Dr. ██████ and killed Agent ██████ and ██████ before being restrained. This incident interrogation revealed Agent ████████ had extensive knowledge of classified Foundation activities, and several SCP objects he had not been previously exposed to, including SCP-2669. Any Foundation personnel bound to have entered SCP-028's area of effect are to be detained indefinitely. Document No. EL-028-1128 Log Document 189 Subject D-9843 was exposed to SCP-028. March 19, 1146 Examination of subject revealed abnormal respiratory actions. March 19, 1337 Questioning revealed subject had learned to recycle the carbon dioxide in his body. March 19, 1721 Repeated attempts to teach skill to other D-class personnel failed. March 24, 1211 Subject terminated July 18, 1503 Autopsy reveals no abnormal organ formations. July 18, 1837 Researchers note Dr. ██████ Seriously, how the hell did he do that?