 Oh, no way! A picture of an orc and her child. It's not a sex cult. So we got a small PO Box today, guys. We're doing a PO Box stream. We have not done a PO Box stream in some time. I would like to get to the point where we could do PO Box streams every month, but it really all depends on if people want to send stuff or not. If people want to send stuff and, in turn, I take that as like, hey, I want to see more PO Box streams. So if people want to see more PO Box streams, if people want to send stuff, then we'll do it more often, right? Maybe like once a month or something. My PO Box is 3458, the address. PO Box 3458, Cedar Park, Texas, 78630. You're going to talk about it more? Yeah, I think I do want to talk about it more, because I don't talk about it enough. Yeah, I don't talk about it enough. Leaked, unbelievable. So I got like a handful of stuff here. We can go ahead and open today. We'll go ahead and start with this one. We have this priority mail shipped to S-Van Twitch, right? I got to show you the boxes. I don't think I need to. This says the ketones have arrived, so I think I know who this is from. What Strong Gamer said they want to send me some stuff, so I think that's who it's from. What is this? They said they wanted to send me some supplements. The 10-day drink ketones challenge. Transform with pure therapeutic... The most bio-available ketone salts to the first and only natural fermentation process. Maybe I'll go back on keto at some point and we'll do the 10-day keto challenge and we'll see how we feel. I wanted to just work out and eat carbs again, because I wanted to work out. So it has a bunch of these. Pure therapeutic ketones. Drink one keto OS nat upon awakening, charged. Lunch, aim for a low-carb meal. Mid-afternoon, drink one keto OS nat, caffeine-free. Dinner, another low-carb meal if you're hungry. After day 10, drink ketones daily and reboot monthly. Upon awakening. Uh, thank you for this. I will try this. It has nothing to do with being on keto. Yeah, exactly. Test it on animals first. Dude, I am an animal, dude. Okay. The bearded mug man to S-Fan TV. Custom mug personalized. Large mug, ceramic mug. Dearest S-Fan, congrats. Many hugs from us and everything. Granny Nani and family. It's from Granny Nani. Oh, no way! No way, dude. No way. Granny Nani. No way. No way, dude. Granny Nani, this is amazing. This is amazing. Thank you so much. Thank you best cup ever for real. No way. I'm happy you like it. Thank you. You can drink the keto stuff out of it. True, I can. That is so cool. Granny Nani, thank you so much. Seven months. Love you, champ. Okay. This one, it's a vat of lube. Yeah, I'm just gonna skip that one. I know a little bit about this one. Dear S-Fan, last week I was in Black Rock Mountain helping some people with quests. We were done and I was about to hearth when an orc charged and attacked me. I only had a quarter of my health and no mana. So I was just going to bubble and hearth, but I was so annoyed by this idiot that I decided to kill him. So I was fighting and I finished him off with a goblin sapper charge. Unfortunately, this made a huge mess. All his brains, internal organs, and the contacts of his backpacks exploded into a million pieces. I looked around to see if there was anything I could salvage and saw he had dropped his main backpack earlier and it was still in perfect condition. I have sent to the guild bank 314,748 gold, 36 silver, and 47 copper. That is the gold cap, actually. 65 arcane crystals, 83 black lotus, and 43 blood vine. I wasn't sure what to do with the rest of his stuff, so I have packed it up and sent it on to you. You can use it or vendor it. From Appletini. Can you guys read that? She's a paladin. She plays Holy Paladin in our guild in Crusade. So this is from Appletini. Okay, let's see what Appletini sent us. A letter. Let's see. A picture. Of an orc and her child. Sweetheart, may our ancestors watch over you on your trip to Kargath. Junior and I will miss you every moment you're gone. I consulted with the elements as you asked. They say your trip will be successful. And you will multiply our gold supplies greatly, gambling our entire life savings and death rolls will be a good idea. They did give a warning though. They said to stay clear of Blackrock Mountain. Something about dangerous paladins, Crusade, Esfand and imminent death. I would usually suggest you ignore this and just go gank people. But we have our anniversary dinner this weekend. I have booked a cabin by the lake end, Mogor, and have some special things planned for your return. My lingerie order from Volgra's secrets should have arrived by then. So just come straight home from Kargath and don't go to Blackrock Mountain. I can't wait to see you again. All my love to Magda. That's to Magda. Her husband died in the mountain. A baggie. OMG. It looks like this a-hole killed someone from Crusade and took their holy prayer book and beads in all of their most prized possessions. Apple. Iron Forge Times best-selling author. Grand Marshal Clover's Prayers and Meditations. The thing will nourish your heart and soul. Nice. Very good. Iron Forge Times best-selling author. Grand Marshal Clover's. Look at that. Appletini. RP. God. Praise for Prayers and Meditation. Poetic, mystical, and engaging. This award-winning book of Prayers and Meditations will change the way you think. Grand Marshal Clover's brings you into a new dimension of enlightenment. This timeless classic will be on the number one best-seller list for a long time. Says Historian Karnik. This book is truly amazing and has completely transformed my way of thinking. I recommend reading both this and Cliff Wow! Meditations together for the ultimate transformation. Cliff Wow! Meditations will expand on this and bring you deeper into a transformative state. Cliff Wow! also has a Twitch channel and Twitch called Cliff Wow! Which I suggest you follow. From Cliff Hunt. Wait, Cliff Hunt? That's Cliff Wow!'s Hunter. That's his alt. This book is great, but the pictures aren't as good as the sex cult handbook says Rijal. Rijal, dude, are you serious? Unbelievable. Five stars. I highly recommend. This item is high quality, the shipping was fast, and the item was packaged well. My wife loved it, and it fits perfectly. We'll buy again. Kelly B. 8674. Very good reviews for Prayers and Meditations of Grand Marshal Clover's. Understand the thing, accept the thing, be nourished by the thing, become one with the universe and the thing. To continue, you must now take a vow of silence. The thing must never be spoken of, or seen by the eyes of outsiders. Okay. In all caps. Do not talk about the multi-boxers. Do not mention their names. Refer to them as Horde. Just STFU about them. Over and over again. Dread Unders Korkathal, who just resubbed for three months. This is so amazing, dude. This is so funny, dude. Very good. Literally the entire rest of the book is that, over and over again. Amen. Amen. This was also in the bag that had the book with it. Crusade Emblem. Esfand. Bless. With the hands. Esfand praying. But in the back, oh, nine world firsts. Wait, do we have nine world firsts? Is that real? I don't even know, dude. Wait, why does this one just say sex? It's not a sex cult. Six elite raids. True. True. It's not a sex cult. Okay, it's not... Look, this is propaganda. Okay. Many grand marshals. We do have a lot of grand marshals, actually. We do have many grand marshals. One of which is Clovers. This is awesome. So this is one person's bag that the horde... Look, so the horde person killed... Did they kill Clovers? They killed Clovers. And here's your bag. The next bag. Sorry, Clovers. Okay. Okay, hold on. Next one. You killed the husband. Well, yeah. Well, I mean, that was... Appletini killed the husband, okay? Okay. And this bag next. MVP, raid three. We have the necklace of whoever is the MVP of raid three. Wait, who else got killed from raid three? What is this? A ring with a crusade emblem, dude. No, it's not a cock ring. It's a finger ring. No way, dude. This is sick. My stamina just went up by 14. 15 strength? 1% crit? Oh! I'm so powerful. Okay, there's two more things in this person's bag. A crusade necklace. Is this a necklace or is this also a rosary? Oh, it's a tiara. It's a tiara. Plus 65 healing. Guys, I had to make sure to get the three-piece set bonus, okay? A key ring. This key ring has different keys. Trinkets. Some ancient artifacts. Let's see what's in this one. A flask of supreme power. On the key ring. You see that? A flask of supreme power. Ooh! A Drake fire amulet. So they don't forget it to raid. If found, please return to Mythic. Mythic, you died. Are you serious, Mythic? Of course, Mythic died. That's why Mythic's not VIP, okay? He probably died to a warrior, dude. He probably died to a fury warrior while he was Frostbeck. You had to be kidding me, dude. Unbelievable. Unbelievable, dude. Dude, Appletini, this is amazing. This is actually unbelievable. A note. S-Fand. That alpha male stuff smells pretty bad. Like the pheromones came from dead ogres or something. I would throw it in the trash. I mixed you up this gamer-boy muscle serum using high-quality pheromones from Wu Ping, Weapons Trainer, and some of Uther's Light. It's only a low dose, as I know you probably really don't need much. In fact, I was wondering if you could come over and donate some pheromones so you can perfect our rep paladin body oil shimmer and lip gloss crit chance enhancer. Wait, what? Is that real? Does this exist? Think about it and let me know. Can I really get more crit? I gotta min-max my rep paladin in classic WoW. Reviews. Five-star review. Smells like a cross between rotting flesh and the men's locker room after the CDL. Always a hit with the ladies at the Gallows End Tavern. Tips Out Baby. Verified Purchase of Two. Verified Purchase. Bought Two. I wore this to a wine bar in Darnassus and they tried to kill me. Guzu. Verified Purchaser. Pheromone Cologne. This is real. This actually exists. Why does this exist? Attraction perfume for men to attract women. Instructions as instructions. Apply as needed. May stain some clothing. Gamer Boy Muscle Serum. Hypotency Formula. Prescription. Pheromone Whooping. 20 milliliters. Uther Light Droxidine. Five milligrams. Apply three to four drops to each muscle on raid or date night. Warning. Do not exceed recommended dosage. Consumes for raid. Nice. No, it's not steroids chat. Okay, next. The Quest Log. Oh frick, look at all these quests. Lost in battle. Find Mangkirk's wife and return him to the crossroads. Wait, a double-sided print? That's intense. Lesser Dark Moon Prize. Lesser Dark Moon Prize. Let's see. I don't think it was shroud. Wait, can I open this? Can I open this? No, this isn't a gag ball. It's not a butt plug. Do you think a butt plug is going to be this big? Press the sides a little bit. Made in Stormwind. Using the light and pure Gamer Girl body shimmer. Reckoning. Rank six. Total damage multiplied by plus healing. Dude, I could only wish, dude. I could only wish. Look at this. A Reckoning Necklace? Is this a necklace? Reckoning Necklace. Look at that chat. World of Warcraft. The Burning Crusade. Alpha. Look. This doesn't work, okay? This key does not work. It's not real. The keys are not real, dude. I got no keys, dude. Okay. Next. Escape. Or is it Escapay? Escapay. Dogs. I was right. A dog's ring. With a little flower next to it. What is going on in that guild, man? Look at this. Acrylic photo frame. 8x8. A wonderful memory. Moltencore speedrun. MVP raid five. S-Fanth. Guys, it's true. The fastest clear of Moltencore. Occurred with me in it. Is that true? Does anybody know? Can we confirm? And I totally did not bring the entire raid down by being there. I was an asset. And my ability to motivate others by existing and allowing three legendaries to drop in one raid for the first time ever in the history of WoW, probably, maybe, but I'm not so sure. Allowed for this to happen. I usually only get to yell by fire be purged a couple of times. But with S-Fanth, I get to yell it over and over again. Ragnaros. You see, wait, that means we're... Wait, what? That means... Look at that, dude. That is awesome. What a freaking awesome gift from Appletini. Can we get some claps in the chat? That was awesome. That was amazing. The quest, everything, dude. The Darkmoon. The dead body mythic, obviously, was going to be dead. Clovers probably died trying to save mythic. Look, it is what it is, dude. That is awesome. That is so cool. The most incredible peel box gift ever. Yeah, it was... Dude, good. Can we get... Hey, can we get claps in the chat for everyone? Look at that. What a great peel box today. That was an awesome peel box. I would like to continue doing these maybe once a month, if possible, okay? Also, if you want to send me stuff, I'll do these like once a month.