Near-Death Experience





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Published on Jun 4, 2012

Near death experience? I shouldn't be alive. Dan's possibly biblically induced misadventures in traffic, lunch time and BLOODY 2FT LONG BLAZING MACHETES

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remember to tell me if you've ever had a near death experience! this should be pretty entertaining. let's keep it light hearted though - don't want to make people sad xD

but I hope you enjoyed! seems like a while since I did a proper RWDAF.

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Agent BorkBork
Is no one gonna talk about dan going outside for just a video?
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Mary Grace Popky
I feel like all this stuff happened to Dan so that God could give him Phil like "Sorry 'bout the cliff... and the fire knives... and almost everything... uh... well hERE'S PHIL LESTER ALL BETTER HA HA HA!!"
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Kill me Please
I almost got ran over by a car, my head hit glass and now I have the smallest crack in my skull, I've almost set my house on fire, I choked on a small ring as a baby, my mom dropped a knife that landed dangerously close to my head, I've almost fell off a cliff, almost fell off a bridge, almost fell off Stone Mountain in GA, a bookshelf almost crushed me, my mom almost dropped me as an infant but somehow caught me, and finally I almost fell into a crocodile pit at the zoo(I was trying to see it, but people started to pile up behind me and almost pushed me off) and that's all of my near death experiences and I'm not even 15 yet
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Gracie Williams
When I was 2 my family was at a pool and I jumped in, then a lifeguard saved me. When I was 9 I got caught in a current in a lake and was being dragged to a deeper point until a stranger saved me. When I was 12 I was in a river and I got caught between a raft and a rock (with the current pushing against the rock) and I almost got squished! Why does water hate me...
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WellMyUsernameIs TaehyungMahBoi
I once fell off of a stage during a play performance I swear my life flashed before my eyes out was terrifying
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Maria S
Once I missed a step on the stairs
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Ally Tyler
Dan: "When I was with my last girlfriend in Paris, nearly got hit with a train."  Me: Wait, wait, wait!! Dan had a girlfriend!! Hahaha... Just kidding!! We love you Dan! Glad your still alive!
Renux Rainbow
I fell in the street, and I thought I was gonna die... a car passed over my leg and the driver did not give a fuck. After a time the wound get infected and now I only have one leg...
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