Near-Death Experience





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Published on Jun 4, 2012

Near death experience? I shouldn't be alive. Dan's possibly biblically induced misadventures in traffic, lunch time and BLOODY 2FT LONG BLAZING MACHETES

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remember to tell me if you've ever had a near death experience! this should be pretty entertaining. let's keep it light hearted though - don't want to make people sad xD

but I hope you enjoyed! seems like a while since I did a proper RWDAF.

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Agent BorkBork
Is no one gonna talk about dan going outside for just a video?
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Mary Grace Popky
I feel like all this stuff happened to Dan so that God could give him Phil like "Sorry 'bout the cliff... and the fire knives... and almost everything... uh... well hERE'S PHIL LESTER ALL BETTER HA HA HA!!"
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Kill me Please
I almost got ran over by a car, my head hit glass and now I have the smallest crack in my skull, I've almost set my house on fire, I choked on a small ring as a baby, my mom dropped a knife that landed dangerously close to my head, I've almost fell off a cliff, almost fell off a bridge, almost fell off Stone Mountain in GA, a bookshelf almost crushed me, my mom almost dropped me as an infant but somehow caught me, and finally I almost fell into a crocodile pit at the zoo(I was trying to see it, but people started to pile up behind me and almost pushed me off) and that's all of my near death experiences and I'm not even 15 yet
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tell us more about how you set the bible on fire dan
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Every single time I run across the road like some sort of demonic chicken the person driving the car speeds up.
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Shadowed Hunter Msp
My "neardeath" experience was when my hair caught fire when I was making toast. The toaster betrayed me
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Reagan Bratcher
i said a cuss word in front of a teacher thats my near death experience
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Evry thing 4 Fun
When I was 5, I decided it would be a good idea to stand behind A REVERSING IN MOTION TRACTOR. If my dad hadn't stopped the tractor I would've gotten ran over. But like what child just decides to jump behind a reversing tractor like what the hell, did I think I was invincible or something or was I literally just oblivious
When i was 4 i climbed up a ladder on to the roof looking for my dad and i almost fell of like (no joke) 5 TIMES! ...yay...?
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Music Maniac
I fell up an escalator, and nearly smashed my face into the part where you get off. But seriously, WHO THE F*CK FALLS UP AN ESCALATOR.
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