 Oh boy. I watched Padma Bhat with my mom last night. Oh, how'd she like it? She's, we were, I think, 15 minutes in, and we get to the very first, it's right around the first dance that the pika does. Getting choked up. Yeah, and she said, this is like gone with the wind, the epicness of this. I had no idea they were making this in India. We don't, no one here knows about this. And I said, now you know why the channel is what it is. It's mind-boggling what they're doing and the world doesn't know. And she was just straight up as she should be. Massively impressed. And Ranveer's hot. Yeah. That's true. Gosh! Hey there, stupid direction idiots. I'm Ranveer Stan. I'm not. Yeah, yeah. He's our favorite. He's our favorite. He's the best actor of all time and we're only watching his films. Only his films. We're changing this to our Ranveer reactions. Cause he's watching us like a hawk. And just to piss all of you off. And when we get there and finally do an interview in person, that's right. We're having a threesome. That's what some of the comments you think they think of us. Yeah, that's true. Good grief. It's not our fault we like the guy. Yeah, just cause you hate him. Yeah. Today we're doing some stand up comedy. Today we're doing some stand up comedy. There we go. I assumed you wanted to do your thing. Yeah, I did want to do my thing. I'm gonna do it a little extra time now. It's called Banana and Pomegranate. Up my butt. By Biswak? Biswak Kalyanroth. Who I believe- Banana and Pomegranate. I believe we've seen before. So, to buy your subbers, thank you so much. Thank you subbers. Subbing the subbers. You sub my subbing sub. There's nothing like watching a film with awful subs who appreciate how great and dedicated, selfless, and beautiful our subbers are. That's true. And I mean that with all of my heart. Here we go. This video contains adult language. I don't know if I can listen to this. Yes, we've seen it. I recognize it. I think the life we have is to amaze the amount of work we can do and sit somewhere. If the rice is there, then we'll be hungry. I want to eat cold food, but the fan on the left is over there. We'll have a cold meal tomorrow. I'll get cold food. What's the problem? Reflects on our food habits. When you come to my house, and you eat cold, silver, diamond, that's like a check. Nobody's going to touch it for years. Try leaving six bananas. Within six seconds, the spatula will appear around it. Is this banana or homemade banana? No, I can't do it. I don't want to make this banana. I think I'll eat it. Actually, I have a stomach ache. I want to eat banana. Like, why? Because the spatula is long banana. It's such an easy fruit. It's filling. Grape, you need a bowl, you need some honey, you eat orange, you take off your shirt, you take off your bag, you take off your diet, you keep having a little bit of sleep, you keep having a little bit of sleep, you eat the labour. Do it banana, you eat banana. You don't even need honey, you need protected shielding material. You don't even need that, you don't even need that. You don't even need that. You don't even need that. Mr. Bandar is a bachelor, by the way. Have you ever seen him? He doesn't even clean his clothes. But, a bachelor is God's gift to mankind. Like, God's gift to bachelors. If you leave chicken outside the fridge for a night, it goes bad. Leave banana outside for a night. It gets ready. When I came here, the banana was made by myself. I was like, what will you eat in the morning? I have converted myself, bro. I was at home, bro. I came here to eat something. The most difficult to eat fruit at bachelors is really fucking hate. Is pomegranate. I love pomegranate. Bachelors hate pomegranate. If a bachelor is dying of hunger and they give him a pomegranate and the knife will take the knife, kill him then, man. He doesn't understand. This is in literature. This is for children. Today, they don't know anything. They don't even know the name of the fruit. But, you bother making it. You can see it in mixed fruit juice. No mainstream brand makes pomegranate juice. It's always hitched up brands like Paper Good. You know what I'm saying? They do it. So, the last memory of eating pomegranate has to be with your parents or grandparents. It's a fruit designed for old people. It takes them a whole afternoon. Pomegranates are awesome. For a pomegranate, you need an industrial equipment. For a pomegranate, you need a grand-grandmother. She sits in the kitchen and puts a plate on it and put it on the white plate so that the effort is taken. She doesn't love us. She's like, I'm gonna get a new one. I'm used to this. I'm used to this. I'm used to it. I'm used to it. I haven't broken a bubble wrap in a long time. I haven't broken a bubble wrap in a long time. I'm used to it. This is a pomegranate. This is a pomegranate. This is a simple choice of life. The thing you have to notice is reproduction. A pomegranate. Pomegranate has no seeds. Pomegranate trees everywhere. Pomegranate is filled with seeds. Hiding it under the bitter towering is such a defense mechanism. It's like tinder, but not for who goes. He sure did. That's impressive. He is also... We've seen him many times. Right from the get go, you can tell by the way he's holding the microphone that he's done this a while and he's comfortable and that's a thing that he does, that he's in his zone. The way he type, the wire goes around one time and he's holding it a certain way and he knows rhythms. He had this build with the banana. It's funny and it's laughing and it's building and it's building and he pulled it back He's a very good comic. Very funny. I love pomegranates. Funny enough, there's a pomegranate tree two houses down from here. They're all over the place in California. I don't know how you eat them, but I was taught how to eat a pomegranate in Iran, so I don't know if it's different for you in India versus the way they eat them in Iran and I always eat it the way I learned when I was seven, eight years old. You can either roll it around or you can press it with your thumbs inside the pomegranate and all you have to do, and that's kind of fun, that's kind of satisfying to get that crunchy crunch in the fingers, right? Then all you have to do is punch for a little hole and some of it starts to come out and then you suck on that bad boy and you get this gush of the pomegranate juice. You suck on that bad boy and you get the gush. Yep, that's how it works, folks. Learn it here. Suck on that bad boy and you get the gush. And then the hole that you created becomes a slip. You try it. This is awful. I said it right here. It becomes a slit and you put your mouth on that slip and then you stick your thumbs in it and you open it up. Yeah, of course you do. And that's what the good stuff is. Man, I could watch out. I think we've seen something from this set. It looked familiar, his wardrobe. But yeah, let us know more from him or other comedians that we can react to. Other sets from him or others. Let us know down below. And always eat your fruit. It prevents scurvy. It's true. It's actually not all fruit prevents scurvy. Yeah, it's not all fruits. But at least it prevents pregnancy. It helps the pirates. In 1980, when they won the World Series. Gush!