 We are here, please minister yourself, make some noise if you're ready for the battle, let's go! Coming up, giving up that weekend, shout out to all the MCs, these two, especially the Air Vantipolo Classic, I cannot wait. It's a three round non-judge battle, so please all our social media links are coming up on the screen right about now, I hope, and please click one of them at least and leave a little comment. Shout out to my man Callum, re-watching the website, if you've gone to www.thodeflop.com, totally new website and www.thodeflopshop.com is re-watching right now too. Okay, straight into the battle, MC on my right hand side, I actually had the pleasure of battling myself as well, from Toronto, Canada, first time ever appearing in Bone Flop, legend in the battle rap scene, Kid Twix, make some noise! MC on the left hand side, from Liverpool, I met him numerous times, and he's battle numerous times, legend in the battle. You can rap battle soon, O'Shay! Who is going first at the ball range? Okay, three rounds, round number one, O'Shay. O'Shay be Kid Twix, Kid Twix, AKA Shuffle Tease Big Sis, but fuck me and opponents, how I have missed this so she is rowing, kiss, kiss, but don't fuck being going, seven years strong, strength to strength, I'm so fine, I've caught points, I've made some special friends, but my style got stale, quit, I needed a fresher pen, so I bought this, 9.50, 9.50, 10 to 10, 10 to 10, then there I start rapping like that, it's the day you live, winter starts having sex with men, fuck that bullshit, I'm in a different zone, you've been rocking skinny jeans, since skinny jeans are called women's clothes, nobody here, he misses home, Canada, where the most vicious gang is Sharon, you always find that, like I'm teaching immigrants, like you look like Big T, if Big T looked completely different. If the feast is imminent, shit should be like a scene from Wimbledon picture in Surrey and Williams, yeah, I've got multis, I'm a man, I can multitask, I'll pop your mother's gas like boomerang, that's all skinny blonde Canadian slut, loving that, and if she tells you the difference, she's a lying whore. Oh, it's about ancient Egypt, keep your mummy under wraps, and by the way, the star jump, what the fuck's a jump in jack? Fucking jack? Well listen, forget that fucking jack, this next line is without doubt, in battle rap teams, the most vicious sickest angle, forget Jefferson Price having his life dismantled, this is a finger scandal, this shit streets flickering flame, Christmas candle, I hope he twists, twist his ankle, sprain that shit, you prick, this is a catalype, he's gone too far, but stop your bickering, it's proper sickening, don't make me Johnny Wilkinson, this fucking Robin, Ronnie Pickering, ah, fuck that up, listen, kid twist, he's getting bellened, you've not got an idea, you're the type of guy leaving a car fart and a car fart with Spanish idea, listen, all of them being, when you haven't got a big plan, what you have got is a pterodactyls wings fan, listen, no one in this building can fathom the stupidity of this man, he said to me, is chicken a pterodactylist? I said, no, Islam, if they're going to make a reach for the star, they can just reference hearsay, let's hope seven people. Listen, I'll read both your arms, give you helpments, send for the care, I'll inbox organic and tell them you'd be overly friendly with me. Slap the shit out of every one of you, fag some kind of that, but I'll get slapped out of the whip, quick of the bagelers, come on then. Cool camera. It's cause the bass is all that. Paid $9.50 for that pen? Right, it's a perfect metaphor, cause whatever you got paid by row and flight, your pen's insanely overpriced. Everything I know about your country comes from Guy Ritchie Action Flicks. Yeah. And based on O'Shea, I'd say they were pretty accurate. In the London streets, British people have lovely tea, and you gave me the guy with an overriding gum disease. Come on, let's try to talk with me. This is my first overseas battle. I feel like I've got to win, but I'm in Britain now. I've got to figure out how to talk to them. But let's do those football bars and the whole crowd rocked with him. So yo, the thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in. You chose a rap name that rhymes with so gay, but in sex life it's like a bullfight if you see the chicks O-lay. Guys are so gay! Those who choose your own punchlines, you can fill them in your own way. I do some research. You know, watch all the old battles, O'Shea. So I hit you two. 92 battles. Fuck it, close tab. If anyone could drop a little heat, so you got some dope shit, but that's just the laws of probability. Yo, you used to be the best at what you do. There's a new player in the game, though. You're a white American racist, where your job's been taken by a Pedro. But if you can't beat him, join him. So now they both are facing some Oakland natives. Ur's the worst kind of boss. You know you're training your own replacement. But shouts to Ur, man. I've got to give you big ups and homage. Props again on your World Dog 5 ship, brother. You rocked it. I hated that Ur impression and thought Diz was obnoxious, but you should have seen his O'Shea impression later when he passed out in his own piss, blood, and body. He's swallowing your chin, but that's a hopeless struggle. Because when you swallow one chin, the next one below it doubles. Say you choke your wife like at home, you're in trouble. But you're the nicest man who spit, so why should persona like your body type? A giant bag of shit. These matches like compared to shuffle. I'm more lucid and skilled than you. The hardest part is that I have to look at you when I'm killing you. And you must plainly disgust me, so you know you're disgracefully ugly when they would rather make shoddy horror the face of the country. Listen. No lies. I'll admit. When I got off the kids' risk, I was busy surprised, but I'm not one I used to be. So I was expecting Kojai or Henertich or one of those guys. I don't even know disrespect to none of those guys. It's just my stock's been dropping in more ways than one, like Malaysian Airlines before. You and you and anybody else in the fucking building who thinks that you're winning. You and me as a shuffle team look like loose women. High five this guy. He ended up bruising him because he's so bitch-made that you do lean him, but fuck the jokes. I bought that KOTD wear, played at a ninja block chamber like Jenga. Kids' risk is a bender. That's it. Listen. Hit you with a Pikachu scheme and keep it black and white like a beat or two scene. Listen. Get it and turn on. So I would finally be eating poutine. Listen. But imagine my dismay as I took my table to sit on the Canada's favourite dish. Five minutes later, I found out the shadiest shit which just comes over to me in definition with a place of gravy and chips. You're such a tall, skinny, blond bitch. I'm considering trying to have sex with you. Listen. Turn on some blue jays. We've got Big J dressed in blue. I'm a professional. Every time I drop, I'm holding an old school blizzard gun thing and these bitches should have rapped. Mudslinger. You'll get that double L on Cam. That's George Ringden. That's fucking shit. Don't think for one second that I'm hating. But if you're going to ice hockey, you have to be going to ice skating. Yeah. I said that line to Rich five years ago. World domination 2. And since then, the world's population's good. Technics dominates the news. And ice hockey is still fucking shit. No wonder you Canadians are the world's gayest friends. They just go like, we'll fight, fight at the skating lessons. Players argue like, listen, don't go there. I don't care. Keep talking like that. You're going to make me die. I don't know. This is your country's national sport. Listen. Yes, home out. No pauses. I'd rather watch Faggot porn. I'm a killer Canadian inside the ministry. Whether it's you, Sharon Bullet Sammel, fire with me. The difference between me and you is your liability. Whether I can choke myself out of any situation, I have liability. Listen. I'd rather end up dying at this and say, oh, I am deficient in being a Canadian. Click, click, boom, take this dome into a stadium. Even the frogs want me. They can't be like Shraveen. Sell bullets. Sell bullets at the gun store. Canada's Arcadian. But I'm going to end my base on this. Respect. Because even though this man's a bit skit, he be damned and he bit snitch. He goes to jail for his dogs. He's calcium kid twisted. If it be good at hockey, you have to be good at ice skating. Yeah. Well, to be good at soccer, you have to be good at dive takin'. Say shit like, bruv, slew, blood. You used to call me a bender, but where I'm from, a bender would fuck you up. But really, you write your rounds with intricate plans. Hunched over your laptop concentrate. Flossie brings the meal. She fix for her man. You yell at her to fuck off. She runs off crying and drops the dish from her hands. Then you come apologizing like, so sorry. At least, you know I've been stressed. Trying to write this verse about fisting his man. Yo, does anyone out here watch American Horror Story? Okay, just trust me. You look exactly like Pepper from American Horror Story. And the shit you bring now will compare to your former glory because all you do is fucking weird angles like a terrible porno orgy. Still, you fight for your style's relevance. You're a true crusader. You're like a reclusive waiter the way you refuse to cater. Yeah. These days, you wouldn't even wash halum. And we only checked for your shit because of nostalgia like Nas albums. This is Pug Nation's Pug Face Putty Chin Liver Puglyan. If you were a power ranger, you wouldn't like the fucking putties win. And your dick jokes are trash. So I don't think the name of your week group is fair because if you go to the Dick Limerick Academy, then you're a D student there. And most your hookup's money changes hands when sex ends. So when I talk about your whore ratio, it's not Hamlet's best friend. You catch when he's got antibiotics, won't heal you. Girls, trust me. You'd rather drown yourself than let Ophelia. It is damn near cheating the way that you pronounce your rounds because in your accent, every vowel sounds like every other vowel sound. You make punch rhyme with foot. Yo, is O'Shea a pedophile? Yes. That's a little touch. It's no longer a little touch and go. So you calling people kidder makes us all understandably uncomfortable. And every battle O'Shea's in, he turns it into a drinking game. For every line I say, he takes a drink. Every line he says, he drinks a game. You brought booze to meet your own intervention, Liver. I just hope your friend's the driver because if you flew a breath of Lizer, he would fucking catch you on fire. Plus, you're fat. If you're on coke, you go on crazy rants and swear at nothing. Shit, if you came to my city, you might get elected mayor or something. Listen, you fucking punk spirit. Spirit and Guinness. But anyone who's made Don't Flop more than this today from A, Kruger, Liam, all the way through to Sonny Bamboo, well, can I give people some advice? If you're not A, Kruger or Liam, don't get no Don't Flop fucking tattoo. Listen, it doesn't matter how much you've watched Don't Flop in the last two months. Everybody in this room thinks you're a bunch of absolute cunts. Listen, it's not impersonal for people in this room, it's not impersonal for the people who've done that. I'm just keeping the broadest tattoos for life, not just the immediate aftermath of a semi-decent recent performance. Listen, how come these twats with tats are never a Tony D, an obvious, or a matter of shotty. It's always a J-Short type of man who wins in the bookies and comes up next day with bet 365 tatted on his cock. The bigger anything gets, it's the problem. There's a bandwagon, but I'm so dangerous on road. I'm like a bandwagon. Shagging, when he pants sagging, while the Canadian maggots say, Swag, jacking, oh, junk faggot. This is England, England, where 90% of police call-outs are proper boring shit to your face. But I'll dish you the fuck out on the forum. Fuck KOTD off, come battle for us. You have a choice, don't flop. Where fat babes like Emily Tilly have a voice. And for that, I have a brilliant ride. You sound like someone asked in Villawoodside. A million times, but it's like I'm robbing transformers the way I'm still in my prime. Gun-toting, gun-smoking, gang-banging, gangster. Since my son was born, all I've done is teach him, Mr. Minus, I find it hard to believe that even though all of them have different features who still somehow look like each of the in-betweeners. Yeah, if I spelled that backwards, it says, sit by that something that you would cherish. I was gonna moon you halfway through this round, but now, because of the tat, I'm too embarrassed at having sex with people's grandparents. Let me make sure I'm understanding this clear, because I know there's plenty rappers with dead grandmas in here. So you're saying you want to dig up and fuck a corpse that's been rancid for years. That explains you still trying to have a battle career. It's a target to practice some free jabs. I guess you are what you smoke. He made you a speedbag, your biggest match, and you wrote some trash you jumbled up and rushed through. The O in O'Shea stands for Lunar Fucking Snuffed You. Deceptance here, quit. You need a fresh career switch. DF is tired of fucking with you. They got the seven-year itch. So you rap on any platform because you know your name is Tarnished. You're at so many little league events you should face molestation charges. And when it comes to rappers named O'Shea, Ice Cube is the number one without doubt. We saw O'Shea Jr. in the movie. Even he'd give you a run for the bell because you lose battles off the bullshit that comes from your mouth and straight out of Compton. O'Shea is sunning himself. That grill could make the tooth fairy collapse into poverty. If you bought Gold Fronts, you'd fucking crash the iconic. And you can't pull a robbery. Anyone who sees this man'll know because when you wear a stocking cap, it still shows off your enamel toe. I've got a question. What happened to you, Britain? This might get awkward and quiet. I mean, you used to own half the globe. You were conquering tyrants, but based on last year's results of what Scotland decided, it was good. Because you're lost to tone with something that you should have known was coming. Soul proved it. They want to give the throne to someone known for punching. Plus awarding a rap title to a skinhead was dense. Funny how you ran the league but couldn't rally for an English defense. Once in a while, your shit is vaguely bearable, but you're back here every week with the same material. And you'll probably keep going to the day they bury you in a grave that says Stephen O'Shea. Yeah, terrible. Bobby Boucher when you tell him whatever is black play that line back, it's a song and a dance like a Bobby would act. So if this osmica splashes, Qantas is crashed, and if he draws on the strap, his oxygen mask drops from the hatch. I'm saying...