 Hello, and welcome back to Doctor Who, The Adventure Games, Halloween Special. Yes, you knew it was coming. I've got to do this for the spooky season because it is shadows of the Vastanarada. David Tennant thinks he's so cool just because he had the only episode currently that involves the Vastanarada. Well, jokes on him, I have the Adventure Games. Now fun fact, I have not played this one before. The other three I had played once prior, many many moons ago back in 2010 when they were first released, but shadows I have not touched. And I'll let you in on a secret as to why. I'm a quivering pussy. But pussy no longer, it has been 13 years since it was released. 13 years. I'm getting old. Let's go. Geronimo. Bloody shark. Look at the chompers on that bad boy. It's coming at us again. And look out! Run! Run, Doctor! Run, Amy! The doda, the doda, doda, doda! Oh, this is a bad mistake. It's leaking or is someone weeing on us? If that's just the start. Wow, as cold open as go, I'm freezing. He may be wondering where poor Rory has gotten to. I'm afraid I had to put him out to pasture. But don't worry, he usually comes back to life in two to three business days. Although it has been a week. He is starting to smell. It's not like Amy Mines. A bit like Hermit Krabs. Krabs? Yeah, thanks a lot. Amy probably does have, no, that's too easy of a joke. You know, I think I like it here. Here we go. I've got control. I've got my wires crisscrossed. Hang on. I don't want to get tied up. Hold on, I'm sure Pond would like that. Wouldn't you pond, you dirty beggar? Looks like Poseidon ages where we need to go before that shark comes back preferably. How do you know? Maybe I should check the map. It looks like, what's the point if it just goes in a circle? I wonder if I try and go back the way I came. I don't want to go that way. I saw the TARDIS. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Never mind. I want to explore. Look at him. Look at that, bugger. He's terrifying. He's got two back fins. It's an unnecessary amount of weight. Amy! No, I've got to run. Oh, crumbs. Oh gosh. Oh, God, he gots Junior. Oh, Sonic it, Sonic it. Amy! What do I got to do? Enter the correct code. Okay, we can do this. We can do this. 421. 421. I'm going to be exhausted after this. Looks like Poseidon ages where we need to go. Yes, I know. It's sector E, sector F. Well, it's eight I need to go to. Which way is that? Well, let's go this way. See how we go. Oh, here he comes again. Who gave the shark armour? Who's armouring the sharks? There's also no thingies if I die because after blood of the Cybermen, drinking that drink, absolutely not. Egg, GBK burger sauce, ketchup, about 10 spoonfuls of sugar and then just water depth. I'm going, all these corridors look the same. It's like a classic who burn. Oh, for Christ. I'm getting desensitized already. But let's Sonic our way in here. Come on, Amy. This is the easiest puzzle ever. Eight, four, three. It was eight, four, three. Did I miss something? Four, six, two, four. I must have just missed a button. That was close. Oh, look, eight going this way. There we go. You know what I haven't been looking for? Collectibles. I never actually know where the collectibles are. I'm not looking up any guides. Oh, no, I shouldn't go off the beaten path too much. If I've gotten the right idea. Oh, for Christ's sake. Yeah, you know, you can't mess with Murray. Coming back for the 60th, I see very exciting. Seven, eight, six, five, seven, eight, six, five. Thrill in gameplay. Generator. I don't need to generate anything. Maybe a decent personality. Burn. On myself. I haven't thought that through. Oh, there, there. In the distance. That's where I need to go. Amy, any helpful advice? You're always opening things with your Sonic. Can you unlock doors with it? I've been doing nothing but unlocking doors since. Well, now how am I going to know what time it is? It's not even any. Oh, hello there. Collectible. Okay. Let's have a guess. Gosh. I don't even know what we've collected. It's been a hot minute. I'm going to say that for us. He survived the time. Warshore did, but continued the fight against evil in all its forms. Rose gave him a new lease of life. I bet she did. And he gave it all up to save her. What a cuck. Anyway, moving on. Come on, Amy. No fashion or variety yet. No shadows for now. 41717. Oh, it's practically GTA 5. I've been playing a lot of Batman Arkham Knights recently and going from that to this really gives you perspective. Oh, cutscene time. Exciting stuff. I'm sure nothing bad will happen. It's not like any shark eye I ever saw. How many sharks have you seen? Is he not? How did it get here? Quick. Oh, hello. You were quiet. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Oh, they're Irish. Top of the morning to you. It's not racist, is it? I'm the only survivor. Well, I doubt that. Although lack of voice actors, I like the turtleneck design of the space suit. Sorry, the C-suit. C-suit. Words good today, Smith. This is the AI. I'm sorry, Smith. I can't let you do that. Let us in. I wonder how this tastes. Tastes a bit like the Gums. How about a compromise? How about a compromise? If you release the manual override, then we will open the door, not you. And I wouldn't have to actually open the door with Tricky. Nope, you won't be in breach of your programming. Scouts on it. Thank you, bloody idiot, sloll. I can pathfind. It's been a relief to talk to someone who understands me, doctor. Oh, my. I think you've called. I think I have. Oh, I didn't like the wink. The only eye could try and bang a computer. But to be fair, that CD drive is looking a bit lonely. Trust me. No. Oh, it's well day, though, my bad. Oh, it's potato, man. Be Christmas for what is worth. When you put beside a quarantine drone. That voice sounded familiar, didn't it? You don't need a hospital ship. You've got me. Yes, you need professional care. You've got this cock in a tween jacket. Just Amy. Hello, just Amy. Get away from me. He's just trying. He's that Nicholas Briggs, Dalek Supreme. Well, all the Daleks, really. You're a medic. Well, watch it. Don't step on my turf. The medic sounds worse. It's just in tier two. Come. They hide in the shadows. They hide in the shadows. The nesting consciousness at the Vesta Narada. Oh, my gosh. Nicholas. No. Oh, no. That was the other guy. It's fine. Nicholas Briggs alive. This is alien. No, you don't say. We're on emergency lighting. It won't last much longer. I've got to get everybody off Poseidon. I'll be honest. I'm with Nicholas. You two, stay out of the shadows and forget about the light. We are just in the shadows, though. We'd better stay out of the shadows so those faster things don't get us. Don't talk an authority about something you just learned about. What are you, the internet? We can get to the generator through these blue doors, but the corridor is now too dark to safely pass. Right. I see the issue. We're gonna have to boost the lighting. Let's give this a sonicky-wanicky. I reckon this has to do with the lighting. Gosh, I'm a genius. Press the power button the moment the spinning indicators align with the green blocks. Right. Okay. And boom. God, I'm a genius. Right. Aimee, you're just ditching me. Right. Okay. Which way to the generator? Oh, we passed the generator, didn't we? Oh, I should have made a mental note instead of, but would you see that in the distance? Screw the generator. I need to collect. Boosh. Oh, cock. Um, boosh. All right, ready? Run, Aimee! Wait, where'd the collectible go? There it is. Get it? Oh, I didn't get to guess. I wouldn't have guessed a lemon jelly, baby. Anyway, disgusting taste. Oh, crap. Run, run, run, run, Aimee! I didn't panic, you panicked. I would just keep moving, so long as we remember all the people that we used to do. B, River and Boosh. Oh, that was dead center, like the Left 4 Dead 2 map. Which way we go? All right, Aimee's going that way. I'll trust her. Although last time I trusted Pond ended up in my underpants. Good times, though. Yeah, Rory's still dead, it's fine. Generator o'clock! It's j... Where's my watch? Is it here somewhere? Aimee, did you nick my watch? Oh, it's there. Sorry. You think being a time lord would give you the ability to just feel time? Which wrist do I wear it on? Usually this one, I think. It is generator o'clock. That's not very tight. Tight. Just like Clara's skirt. Oh, hello, Pond. Thought I was playing as you for a sec. We better stay out of the shadows so those faster things don't get us. I think you've got the right idea, because this room looks very dark. What is this? Can't quit for the meter. I can do better than that. Let there be light. Good. Right there. It's just that easy, isn't it? Cross that bridge or flooded tunnel when we come to it. God, what the fuck is that? Hello, sailor. Doctor. Aimee, back up. Little bit run. Oh, dear. I surrender. Yeah, he's scared. Yeah, he's scared of this. Coming to get ya. All right, we're up here now. So the vassalon radar are down there. There they go. Glumping around, like the oafs that they are. What can I do? What does this do? Ah, so I've got to lure them into a trap, because if there's one thing the vassalon radar don't like, it's the eaters of light. Hello. Here he comes. Boop. Oh, do I have to chase the mean? How do I do that? We need to hide. Rad Aimee! All right, get in here. Oh, that makes so much more sense. All right, so now they have to go into the alcove. Oh, you know, that is clever game design. I've been talking a lot of trash to this game. That, a clever trap. We're going to kill someone. We're going to murder someone as the doctor. Geronimo. Oh, I didn't realize there was an animation. Dead! Lol. You know, one thing the doctor doesn't do enough. Just straight up murder. I'm going to call you Steve. Say good night, Steve. Flapp. Are they dead? I mean, they were dead before. Let's be honest. We're already dead. There we go. Also, we're just fully in the shadow here. Danger radio activity. All right, don't breathe. I swear to God if this is the matching circuitry mini-game. To wanting to die. That took way longer than it should have. Generators still not working properly. Oh, is he not? Do I have to do it again? Die! Wait, I don't have the sonic screwdriver. Do I know? How am I supposed to turn on the lights? Oh, for Christ's sake. Sorry, for Rassilon's sake. Braveheart pond. Run! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. I was fully in the shadows for all of that. Let's go. Oh, crumbs. Oh, uh, oh, Skella pond. Oh, great. I started the video right. Well, note to self, don't die. It's just good life advice, literally. Oh, pond, your long legs. Your long, supple legs. Open that switchy switch. Piece of piss. Cake. Not piss cake. All right, where we go? We go back to the doctor. I'm having a lot of fun with the video game. You're on the move. Go, pond, go, go, pond, go, go, pond, go. I did it. Brilliant. All right, there he is. Oh, doctor. I mean, he'll work. One more poke around with those wires and we should be sorted. I was joking earlier. Do, do, do, do, do. Sorted. Good. Back to number eight. I think it was this way. What's in here? Anything fun? Hey, collectible. Hey, man. Some fun guy. Maybe that's a clue. Who likes mushrooms? A Super Mario. He's got a red hat. He's not allowed to use a webcam though. Well, guess what? I am. The mushrooms weren't a hint. That's just a horrid infestation. Pretty yucky if you ask me. Oh, not him again. Go away, sharky. You can't identify it because it's aliens. Aliens? In my doctor who? All right, let's tell the others quick as you can. I already, I thought I already mentioned it was alien earlier. Oh well, I guess they weren't listening. Oh, that's a nice rock. Seasprouts, brinal, sticky mushrooms. Those are always growing. Mushrooms? I could have just grabbed some on the way back. I'll you mess around with some quack medicine. Shut up, Briggs. If you're people, you'll listen to the doctor. Yeah. You go mushroom picking. Yes. So you get eaten by those things in the shadows. No. Oh, lockers. You know, I had a locker. I opened it recently and do you want to know what I found? Which now I'm looking at it, gives me an idea. Ta-da! In the words, in the immortal words of Winston Churchill, what do you think? Quite something, eh? I know we're going for the season five chic really, but you can't deny the purple. Back to it. All right, I can't actually remember the plot. Pond, fill me in. There must be someone who'll listen and give us those access codes. Yes, I think you're right. Well, I'm gonna go to the one open door. Hello. Oh, it's you. Uh, shark. I'm not letting anyone else die today. Oh, I don't mind dying. Great flash. Radiation? All right, well, he's useless. Anywho, come on, Pond. Let's find someone who'll listen to us. Oh, hello. Oh, Medic. You must be able to help. Come on. A person of medicine. The ingredients are out there. I'm sure I'll find the ingredients in the storerooms out there, but you're not certain. It's risky. Uh, could we have the codes? Oh, we got the generator. Yeah, we did. We've earned our key. We'd be taking all the risks, not you. And I'm responsible for your safety. I can't let you go. You suck. Oh, hello. Right, we've had a jelly baby and we've had Wilfred Mott and we had the first one which I don't really remember what it was. I think this will be a companion. No, we've had one. I think it'll be a villain. Oh, yes, the first one was a doctor and the one thing we haven't had is a villain. So I believe it'll be series five. Imagine it's series five, the Dream Lord. I was on the right track, though. You can't deny that. I'm so glad we have these collectibles because they do sweet FAA. If you don't know what FAA is, ask your parents. Actually, don't do that. Or if you do do that, say that Rory asked you. He's not going to complain. Does smell, though. Well, there's another one. You know what? In honor of the fallen, Rory. Ah, Vincent van Gogh. I remember Vincent. Oh, good times were had. He once did a portrait of me. Stuck, bollock, naked. What? Oh, is this a Christmas game? Oh, for goodness sake. I thought this would be a good Halloween special. This is a Christmas episode. Oh, well, at least there's another collectible, three in a row, not bad. I think it'll be, well, as he's over there, Nick Frost Santa. You're having a giraffe. It's angry. If I had just told off on my guest, you know what, Rory? Come here. That has made me rather peeved. All right, well, let's see how it describes him. Let's consider this the eulogy, just in case he truly doesn't get back up. And he won't now. I bruised him. Rory Williams was Amy's long-suffering fiance, correct so far, who works as a nurse at the Royal Ledworth Hospital. He can get exasperated by Amy's friendship with the doctor, but he leapt at the chance to join them on their adventures. He sure did. And look, great, got him. You found a fact. It's a dead body. Let's play with it. All right, we've got to find those ingredients. Luckily, we know where those mushrooms are. So let's go grab them. I don't actually remember what the other ones were, but I'm sure they'll glow when we get to them. Oh, what are you? Bright oil! Apparently that was something we needed. All right, well, that's one down, I guess. Smells bad enough as it is. Smells like, well, me, if I'm being honest. After I record one of these, I do Pong, Amelia Pong. Ha, ha, shrooms. What if we'll grow nice and big? And we just need one more thing. If memory serves, it usually, you know, comes in threes with these kinds of things. I'm assuming it's this. Is that cabbage? Oh, that is not a Brussels sprout! That's huge! I like a Brussels sprout, though. Right, that's all the ingredients we need. Come on, Amy, let's get back to Dana's lab and work on that cure. Can you cure death? No, that can't be it. I must have missed some valuable bit of exposition. Usually, I'm the one giving, not getting. I'm much better at giving than receiving. Pond can attest. As can river. Hello, Father Christmas. Why is there just a big rock in the middle? Well, let's find out. This is a fact. Global warming. I regret clicking now I'm depressed. Hello, are you a fact? No, you're just fat. Oh, got him! I thought everyone was supposed to be Irish. Is that just the one Irish person? That's what kind of a doctor are you, really? A stupid one! You know what? Without the jacket, it doesn't feel right. I've got an idea. A combination! You know what? I don't hate it. Look at that! This is quite the snazzy look. Actually, you know what this is? This is just John Smith from Family of Blood, isn't it? I'm going to stick with it because I think it looks cool. Maybe I'll talk to Martin. Hello. Oh, no. Sorry, Jones. His name is Jones. Get it right. Martin's dead. Like Rory. Perhaps you can triangulate it by using the scanners on the bridge. The scanners on the bridge? Well, why didn't you say so earlier? I guess I didn't ask. I don't like that. He's going with it. Those are life parts. Your crews will be getting into Dana. They're coffins. Come on, Amy. We have to stop this. Wait, how many more of the crew that are there? There's only two alive that I've seen. Oh, dear me. Nicholas Briggs, the destroyer of words. You have to listen to him. Yes. You've been careful. Believe me, Dana. This way, at least, we've got a chance. You don't. You know nothing, Briggs. How are we supposed to get out of this? Oh, for Christ's sake. He really needs to brush his teeth. I wonder if I can just get... No, carry on. Oh, I didn't know we changed location to a boat. This is quite exciting, actually. Fascinating, isn't it? Come along, Pond. We have to find the accelerator. If you know, you know. Shake a leg, Seaman Pond. Oh, Seaman Pond. I could have phrased that better. Or not phrased it at all. Hey, collect them all! What doctor haven't we found? I have a suspicion that this will be a doctor. We haven't found one since the ninth. I think this will be myself, the eleventh doctor. Baby, how'd you get over there? You left me for dead. I'm the doctor. And I am afraid. Oh, hello. Never mind. I'm not afraid anymore. There's a collectible. Oh, I didn't get to guess. I knew there would be a doctor close by. Oh, Patrick Trout, what a legend. Totes stole your look, except I made the hair go up the ways. I see. Well, I see what I have to do. Hello. Come here. Come get me. Come get me. Come touch me. Well, don't do that. Come over here. That's it. That's it. Yeah. I'm over it. Oi. That's it. Yeah, follow. Follow me. Are you dead? Come on. Follow me. Can you chase? Chase me. That's it. In you come. In you come. This is harder than I thought. All right. Press the button. Press the button. Press the button. Press the button. Press the button. He's inside the room. He's inside the room! Explain yourself, video game. What was that? This is genuine rage. Come on. Fucking kill me. Do it. Kill me. I've got to get both in there at the same time. Are you serious? Oi, you. This is going to be tight. This is going to be close. Come on. That was lucky. It's exhausting. This isn't terrifying. Look, I've got no hands. No hands. Right on. Come on. Quick, quick, quicker than that. No, are you serious? There we go. Good. Right. Yes. Lovely. Yes. Come on. In you come. In you come. You got it. That's it. All right. We're both in. Run. Yes. Skill. Hello. Finally. Don't you finally mean me. All right, Doctor. I'm at the top. I ain't got a minute. Oh, good. Just down here. What? Oh, good-o. Go, go, go, go, go, go. Come on, Doctor. Cheer on him-o. Go, go, go, go, go. Oh, that was close. I thought it would turn. I thought I had the timing down. It turns out I did not. Now I'm dead. Oh, crumbs. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Sharky! Was that it? Back to the surface. I dare say daylight never looks so good. I'm sorry. Is this the end of the video game? I feel like it had barely started. I acted like an idiot. Yeah. Idiot. And I'd be honored if the two of you would join us for Christmas dinner. Halloween dinner. Halloween. Well, there we go. That is four out of five complete. I feel a bit dumb that that was a Christmas one. But in my defence, it didn't look like it would be. Oh, it's bar to be Edwards as well. Oh, what do you know? Well, thank you so much for watching. I hope you're having a spooky, spooky time. And I think it's time that I get on with Rory's actual funeral because I just looked around and he's a skeleton. I don't think he's coming back from that. Get out the coffin. Yeah, the other coffin. This one's real, I think. No, we cannot have sex right now. It's, be respectful.