 She had blisters so severe from it that when she popped them, the neighbors dogs would start barking. Welcome to episode number 27 of the Marty and second floor, the Marty and the second floor. Yeah! But it is fully actual though, you can't say nothing about that. Say what you will about that, but you can't say it. Actually full too. And what else? What else about it, man? Oh, he stands up, he's puffing his chest out. What's going on here, he says that. Hey, what's he saying, man? What's he saying? What's he looking at, huh? He looks cute with a long shirt on. He looks cute with a long shirt on. Is that better? Is that better? Is that a bit better? Like a Bosley. He's actually talking to him, he's actually talking to a man. You met the neighbor's horse today. Yeah, my neighbor has a horse. That's so cool. Yeah, that is good news. God, it was a beautiful animal. Any horse related stuff? There's a horse right there. Yeah, having a horse neighbor is better than not having a horse neighbor. Horses are vital. Imagine highways with stallions, stampeding back and forth. Imagine bumbies. Yeah, no one would have to fuel up anywhere. You don't fucking save the environment. Bloody horses having a great day outside. It was a friendly, friendly creature. Do you remember his name? Yeah. Yeah, it was Gaston or something? Something like that. Oh yeah, that's right. Gaston. Like from that. Wasn't he the bad guy in Cinderella? What's that? Beauty and the Beast. Beauty and the Beast? Gaston. I've made that up. I've got those fucking hairs going on over the eyes again. Yeah, and how funny was it that she said he was a grumpy horse? Yeah. He's a grumpy horse. Like if I have personalities, Bosley's still looking at me like I'm fucking talking to him the fucking time. Gaston is the bad guy in Beauty and the Beast. Yeah, I thought it was. Remember that song? That Gaston song when they got nuts in the pub. At the very beginning. Gast, yeah. I can't fucking remember. What happened last week? They're remaking Pinocchio in real life. Tom Hanks is going to be Gepetto. Ah, yes. Tom Hanks, the pedophile. Will be Gepetto. How fitting. I've got hairs that go across my eyes now. That's just how I am. You have fucking hairy eyes, mate. Jesus fuck me. Oh, every time. We had Michaels. That's what I was going to talk about. We had Michaels housewarming on the bloody weekend, didn't we? And what did we do? We got on the bloody ketamine. Speaking of horses. We got on the fucking coke. We had bloody alcohol. We had a valium strain. You had your first time on Ket. Yeah, yeah. Holy fuck, is it fun? We can't talk about it too much. I don't know. Can we? Fuck the world. Drugs are okay as long as you're above 18. Oh, I just shot. Then that's like an ad for not to do drugs. Dude, Drugs, and you'll shit yourself. Involuntarily all the time. As we said, we don't do them all the time. It's just for special occasions. Everything in moderation. It's like, you don't want to be drinking every day. Just do it now and then. Same with cigarettes. You can just smoke them every second day. I got to watch it and remember it all. It's not about the drug taking. It's our memory. Like you said last week. It's not about the drug taking, but we did have a bloody good time, didn't we? Yeah. Like you came up for a swell fucking stuff with the boys around the house. What are the boys lying around all fucked up? Did you enjoy it? Yeah, we did some acting and that was a lot of fun. It's so fun. What do we do? We had to be snakes. We had to be snakes. You had to hear our job. We were doing job interviews and you were the boss. We had to try and get a job with you. Fucking hell. Loki was making me piss myself laughing. He'd always be like, Mark, head off. Oh, it got me off hard. Do you remember at one point, we were doing a scenario and me and fucking Loki went to town kissing each other for a bit? Yeah, you really got into it. Oh my god. I thought if we committed, it'd be funny. We turned around and looked at you guys and said, well, me and James are still in trying to stay in care. We were mum and dad to you. We were trying to be in character and we were snickering and then everyone else just was shocked. Yeah, I felt it was weird. But Loki fucking committed to it. Yeah, he always commits. He's a funny guy. It was a fucking fun weekend and then Sunday was ruined. What happened Sunday? We slept. I didn't wake up to like, fuck, that's right. Well, it's yeah. We missed a fun day there, but fuck, it's good sleep in all day sometimes. Oh, dude, especially when you're up. We always have to be up at 5 a.m. for fucking baking. Oh, god. We're just always baking. Those are our real jobs. We're actually bakers as well. Yeah, so now, right, fucking, we rock up and here we fucking are and Matt's already here. Why don't you mate? I did a lot of research for on this days. It was a new man. He ain't fucking unbelievable. Unbelievable. And anyway, we got here and he's fucking throwing like fucking, what was it, fucking donuts at the wall and shit. He's gone crazy. But he said, he said, turn to me and said, I have four very good on this days. He said, then he handed me a piece of paper and I haven't seen him since just now. Where'd you go? Oh, he just went over there. He's preparing for next week. I think I can see where this fucking thing's coming from. Have it your eyelashes. Has that really been there since last week? No, they just come just before the podcast. Maybe it's because when you put the bloody eyeliner on. Oh, yeah. It's your fucking eyeliner and your eyelashes. Your fucking eyelashes. Wow, you guys are great scientists. Well, yeah. It was all me. It feels like it's my eyebrows. So it's not my bottom eyelid. Yeah, your lips are on your eyes. It's not my bottom eyelid. So it has to be because it's coming from up here. It's up the top. Anyway, fucking first world problems. Let's get on with the research. Yes, moving on from the eye hair. On this day in 1992, Mark Wahlberg landed on his back after jumping off a four-story building to impress a girl he was seeing. He was going for 10 front flips, but lost control midair and was spinning out of control until he slapped onto the ground. Incredibly, his only injury was a shattered hip. A really shattered hip. Even so, he managed to walk back up to his apartment in an attempt to hide his injuries to avoid further embarrassment from the girl, still watching him from the four-stories up. He beat her ears off when she pointed out that he was clearly badly injured. Man, he's aggressive. I had no reaction to that. Well, that was going to be a nice story, but that took a nasty turn there at the end, Matthew Brown. Was it his wife? No, no, he jumped off a building to impress a girl he was seeing. Do you know who Entourage is loosely based? The idea is based off his life. Apparently, is that crazy? I heard that the other day. Yeah, I spoke to him. On this day in 1996, he's pissed. He keeps it in a massive cold room at his house and has like a million litres of piss now. He says he's saving it because he says it's hilarious when people come over and he gives them a tour of his house and they get to see the piss room. The confusion in their eyes gives him sexual gratification as well as a bit of a laugh. That's in doing that. Committing to it. Having just heaps of rooms filled with frozen piss. He's got enough money that he could do that. He could just fucking pay people for their piss and just get a piss room like that. Boom, like that, cunt. Imagine how much piss right now is gushing in the entire world. Gushing. Imagine all that. Every human pissing right now, that piss was landing on you. Did you guys watch his Netflix doco? Who? The Michael Jordan one on Netflix? I got like two episodes in. Or three episodes in. What happens in the end? Oh, the bends. We're not going to ruin it for anyone, but fuck me. I don't know the Chicago Bulls story, but... It's a good, it's a really good story. I didn't realize how good it was. Does it get better than past like the last two? Everyone always says first episode shit, but you just got a bloody, you got to commit to the course. It's like the Epstein one. On this day in 2003 Julia Roberts would smash her face into walls, cars and steel sheds in an effort to shorten her snout. There was a comment once about her on social media that she said she looks a little bit like a horse and she really took it to heart. She's alright now, but for a while she looked a bit like a cooked then fucked apple. A cooked then fucked. Holy shit. On this day in 2016 Clint Eastwood turned 168 years old. He's still alive today and his skeleton can now be seen through his shirts and he doesn't excrete bodily fluids anymore except vomit. The vomit is always a thick, dark paste. He only whispers when he speaks and his testicles have turned into a soft foamy material. He's very, very old. He's very, very old. How old is she? Apart from 168. He's 90. Is he? No, he's not. Yeah, he's 90 years old. He made a movie like last year. He did that movie The Mule which was really weird racist old man. Wasn't he still directing? That was like fucking 90 years old. He directs most of his movies. Nearly all of his movies he's directed himself. He's an incredible actor. Is that one? We saw that. Is he racist in that as well? Is he racist in The Mule? Yeah, but like it's more he becomes not racist. Yeah, he becomes not racist, yeah. So it's like a lesson about, a good lesson about racism. Yeah, okay. But that's fucked up. If he falls over he's dead. He's so frail. I think why he died at 91. Yeah, for what he's doing at 90 it's pretty incredible. Man, it'd be so tempting you just push him over. That's it. It's like pushing someone off a cliff. He's always on a cliff. I think he's pretty fit. For an old dude, yeah. Oh man, he's fucking nearly. Well you heard. Yeah, the pace, the dark pace sounds pretty fun. You re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re. You fucking heard the pace. Do you know he's older than Sean Connery? How old she is? No, he's older than Sean Connery. Yeah, he looks like he looks. Sean Connery is 89 and Sean Connery looks old like, well seems old. Geez, he's done alright too. Yeah. What's his number, Matt? How many? Two. Sean Connery got voted the best Bond ever. Yeah, of course. For me, I really like Daniel Craig, the current Bond. Yeah, I reckon Daniel Craig's fucking the best. I haven't really watched him. But the old one is pretty good. And he's cheeky as well. He's very cheeky. Yeah, I like the... There's that great scene where... He's like 60 years old as well, Daniel Craig. He's getting old. He's nearly 50, I think. He's like, fuck, I swear to God, look at man, he's 57. I guarantee. I hope that we get to be the next James Bond, like us two together. Fuck, no. Us two together. I always want to. And we're we are Bond, James is Bond. And we're James is. We are James is Bond. And we fight to the crime. Oh fuck. Oh. In the in the bad guy in the movie's box boy. And he's just sliding around everywhere and running after him. He's doing his dancing. Yeah. I had to get you a Mr. Bond. James is Bond. Oh fuck that. That was good. How old's Daniel Craig? 52. I knew it. I knew it. Oh, both wrong. Yeah. But there isn't Sean Connery so funny as a bond is that he do little cheeky things as that scene. I come in which one? I think it's Goldfinger or Goldmember which one? Good and confused. But whether chicks like can you hand me some clothes and you like hands or shoes and he sits back and watches. I don't think I've watched any of the fucking old shit fuck off things with him fucking back. Yeah. Never been a big action. You can tell what's going to happen. Five minutes in though. There's a love interest. There's a complication, but everything always works out. James Bond is like the better version of fucking Avengers. Just. Just the A's just because he's a real man. Yeah. Oh, not even that. It's just it's fucking. It's not a superhero. It's just some fucking. It's a dude who's fucking pretty sick and a bit of an alcoholic with his fucking martinis and my right bra. I like the head bob. You're going to do that more often. That is some good shit. Yeah. It's probably more entertaining to watch Avengers, I guess, but. Oh, it depends if you're watching the new bonds. The new bonds are like slightly better than the Avenger films, which means they're still shit and then the old bonds are really shit. The only thing is they're dated. They're very different movies. Yeah, I guess. Action. That's what it is. The whole time. That's an action movie to me. Which brings us to our next segment, which has been renamed and man. It was pretty. I like that one. And there's a segment where we just answer questions that you guys have sent in via our Instagram. By the way, this podcast is brought to you by the University of Mark. Our websites where we post fucking good shit. We can't post on social media. Social media. So risky now these days. Even, well, I guess these aren't hardly any of these. Hardly cut that corner. Hardly any of these podcasts are monetized. That's why we can talk freely here, but with stunts and being rascals. We can't risk it on social media without it being cut or canceled. We're posting Michael's new house to the website. So you get to see the whole house and this little setup has a little cameo in it. It's only fucking it's only fucking $7 man. He was only $7 brother. $7 a month brother. That's nothing. Yeah, go on. Give us a bloody bone. Fuck. Anyway, let's answer some bloody questions. I'm trying to find albums. Yes. I love albums. Here we go. Excites me. This one's from Ryan underscore Jones underscore rj. If the trot of a horse was to can be why then if not for his can be the who. Fucking hell man. Let that let that just sink in because well one of three things really spring to mind. Isn't that right? Correct. So I'd say it can but it can't well that's just the thing it's like is it really or is it even real? So but we'll leave it alone with you run very very good question though. I understand like that's yeah like that's made me a bit emotional. Yeah, I'm I've got like half a hard reaction heartburn. I'm feeling heartburn. I've got gastro alright next question is from a bunch of like like fucking what would you call that like little symbols isn't it isn't that right at the top there. Yeah. I underscore underscore Tyler. Big fan of the shit you guys do my question for the podcast is is the reason for Matthew Gregory Brown being such a hard worker for his research job because of the fact that he previously worked for the concrete and company wholesome not to mention the fact that three. Yes. Yeah, he works here now he's he's he is research now so it's like yeah that's probably why you see him doing more work on these days because he is just he's he's he's research when kids are doing it on their assignments they invite him over and he goes there because he helps him with research but he like he's like everywhere because he is even adults when they have to go back and look at shit like he's algebra and stuff like he's Google like he's he's I'm a search engine yeah he's he is everything that you see and BC R2 Matt Brown is that is well said that's well said hahahaha whoa Matt you are you are the world you are the world you are the children you are the one make them better than this time anyway next question is from Rusty Cortes underscore tattoos do you ever feel like just giving up we all have our moments yeah of course Rust well you know no not not really but that's the thing you can't because as soon as you feel like it then you're doing something wrong life keeps going on yeah that's the thing you can never switch off so you can't just give up because then you wake up the next day and you keep doing it every day wake up film wake up film every day alright we heard ourselves today just keep dancing just keep moving and smiling hahahaha I thought you were crying hahahaha it looked like in your eyes you were about to cry hahahaha which you did dude really hard so it squirted out horizontally under Matt oh alright next question is from Tame Wales so why does Michael always get more fucked up in your videos is it because Marty's a little bitch we have a video that we're going to film this week called who has the higher pain threshold and we're going to put it on the University of Michael on the website we can't put it on social media because it's so much pain we will find out there's a lot of people who always want to know but yeah you think it's even I'm up there with thinking I might look everyone this is what we understand with our videos alright we both are better at different things I am better at the research combining formulas and numbers and presenting physics and algorithms better just that part Michael's better in the field Michael's better in the field he's fearless he's he just knows his role in the field so in science it's for science Michael gets hurt more because it's science there has to be Prach and there has to be theory and I'm Prach in your theory exactly together we're clearly and in the pranks I don't know I guess I'm just way better and like it's not in Michael's nature as much like it's just I'm just like fucking with people a bit more so it's just in my nature to constantly be just fucking doing shit to annoy because it makes me laugh seeing him don't touch me every time you walk past him every time you try and fucking get out of your car with him next to you if he went to touch me I'd like it I'd have a little giggle and a clap with him and I touch him back I touch him back straight away he just likes fucking with me because he gets reaction next question is from Say Wild America podcast question for Michael for $5,000 would you lay in a bed full of creepy crullies for three hours? for five grand after our latest meetings with our tax accountants yes hahahaha podcast question for Marty what are your top three favorite gas station snacks of all time Kinder Buenos Kinder Buenos I fucking I don't know why we're bringing you back to my little odd German or sectionish that flavor as a kid Kinder Bueno you know the Kinder surprises but the long form and then like I don't know like a can of coke and probably like probably maybe some chippies or something maybe some Doritos or something some red rock deli chips do you like bounties? I don't like that bounties oh kid cats fucking kid cats are good I love your bounty story what's my bounty story? like god beat you up really? oh fuck Steven fuck you yeah some kid I think I told the world this I don't know did you tell that last week I can't remember but it was I had a good I was in like year fucking five or six walking past the high school no he's like hey man he was in front of some girls and they were like year nine or something I'm like year six or year five and then like I walk 100 meters down the road eating my bounty and then I just cop it into the back of the head and he puts me up on a tree and just beats the shit out of me oh my god why? I don't know yeah it was fucking what the fuck why? he was known all through that camera his family was fucked oh my god and then we caught him my tennis coach Adrian god bless you we went out and we didn't find him but we've worked out who his name was and stuff and then I think we've said this story before maybe but six months down the line we had like a fucking what's it called when you all have to have a chat sit down with like his family and my family and then police officers and then I don't know he just apologized and then they were like is that good enough and I was like yeah I was over it I was like yeah that's fine and then we sort of became friends he'd see me and I remember one time I was playing a tennis tournament funny story for you and there he was on his bike looking through the back of the fence like oh my god and I was like hey dude he's like hey and that's the last time we ever spoke oh wow but then fucking like yeah dude he'd be on fucking heavy I'd say ice or all the shit don't assume Michael he might have come good he might have come lawyer in London that doesn't sound like he was after the bounty he wasn't after the bounty he was just he bashed his kids I just enjoyed the way Michael said I bought a bounty and I was really happy walking down the street I wonder what the fuck must go through your fucking mind like there must be something not right like something must not be working for you to just see something it's probably going to beat this shit out of a random kid yeah dude and he just hit me in the back of the head like he fully pulled me up on against a tree and just went to town worked my fucking ribs yeah it sucked were you cackling the whole time well yeah like I think you know when you're in shock you don't feel the pain so I was fine after it but then I was just like fuck why'd he do that it's not like me when I was you know fucking 18 going out with you where I just stir everyone up I was just his kid trying to enjoy his bounty fucking hell crazy man it's a crazy world out there he's fucking hilarious maybe cut his last name cause he probably listens to this he probably lives next door next question is from Mike Royan94 hey guys try to pronounce the longest name in the world of a village I'm worried that this is one of them things oh I think they tried to do this last time I just saw it again yeah so we can't risk it no but we can leave this here I'm worried that it's like a whole bunch of letters if it's something like if I say that if you play in reverse it's me saying something real fucked up cause I think I've seen like people getting cameos and they get them to say oh read this and then they read it and then they post them and play it in reverse and it sounds like a sanction well there's no fucking way that that's a name no no like yeah no so it must be what you think yeah yeah exactly anyway next question is from GregDonkey27648 why do we have to go disco dancing well it's just we simply must we will again my name is Ben disco dance and that's why it's important think about it it's fucking we gotta write it like we gotta we gotta and Greg's bloody was it Greg's yeah heaps of lyrics we gotta we gotta make it happen one day there's just so much to do especially with this we've only mentioned fucking like a few things and everyone keeps coming back to it yeah in a few fucking videos at the end and it's really bloody caught on yeah it's it's I can't believe I was just at fucking lunch with Connor one day and it popped in my head and then we started doing it back to you and then we just elaborated on it and then before you knew it we couldn't stop and then we're just doing it everywhere yeah it's fucked it was at the time when we're in the toilet and there was that poor dude who literally like just in the toilets being weird no it's complete silence the only things being said was me outside going we simply no I would keep going and then she said to me we simply must we just kept saying disco dance yes yes yes yes yes he's just sitting in there taking a shit this stranger and then silence again like what we're pissing ourselves laughing and then again I just yeah straight away it was just fucking ridiculous and then you heard him we'd have little chuckles and the guy in the store was pissing himself as well but then there was another guy who was shit scared and didn't even look at us and just went right straight out of the bathroom after because it sounds fucking yeah you think we're insane we were standing in a while to standing in the corner of fucking bathroom this question is from a Rehon Mara is junior marry one kill one fuck one caught Kaitlyn Jenna judge duty with human shit on a back in that bitch Carol Baskin whoa I probably marry judge duty just because she's gonna die soon it's a fact I'd kill Kaitlyn Jenna because she's killed someone murderer before oh fuck so is Carol Baskin mmm oh I would rather fuck Carol Baskin over Kaitlyn Jenna with my personal preference so I'd kill Kaitlyn Jenna yeah because she's killed someone but I guess it wasn't intentional go damn it no it's like I would I would marry judge duty just because she's gonna die soon and then you have your life back and I would and plus she's pretty fucking she's got a pretty good life she'd probably be able to help you out with something yeah exactly she'd be good for us yeah and then yeah because I have to fuck one I would just have to choose Carol over Kaitlyn so the only last remaining option is to kill Kaitlyn Jenna it's not confirmed that Carol Baskin she did not go away for murder right but it is confirmed that Kaitlyn Jenna fuck I guess it wasn't a fucking murder was it was it manslaughter I'd be smart about this I would I would kill Carol Baskin I'd fuck Kaitlyn oh fuck Kaitlyn who's a who's the one you fucked I'd fuck judge duty there's something hot about that and then I marry Kaitlyn Jenna for the money ooo brown town strikes back oh Matthew Brown Gregory Gregory Gregory Brown Brown Matt anyway next question Whew, man. Next question is from rain, R-E-I-N, right? And then there's a dot and then lad, so L-A-D at the end after. So anyway, I'll have a look at what he's written, everyone. Podcast question. If I pissed your bed, Michael, would you buy a new bed or just flip the fucking fully actual mattress? Dude, I'd flip it all the way. Yeah, he's, what do you mean? I don't even flip it now. I just put fucking fans down on it and just wait a day. Yeah, and then when one side is heavily crustified after that's happened a few times in a few months, then he flips it. Dude, I even, this is, fuck, this sucks for me. I shouldn't say this. I couldn't even be fucked because we broke out from my fan the other day. So it happened, I don't know, weeks ago now. But remember, we did the office, remember we did the office antics and we threw the fan? Oh, yes, yes. I pissed the bed in between that time, some time, right? And so I didn't have a fan, so I just left it. I didn't even put a fan over it. I didn't even change the sheet. And by the next day, it had naturally dried or just gone deeper into the one bed mattress. This is the beauty of one bed mattresses. That is not an endorsement for them. They can fucking soak up piss and make it disappear somewhere. Oh my God. It evaporates. We should definitely get another one bed mattress brand deal because they've given us two so far. And that, if they give us another one, that's what we're doing. Oh, one bed mattresses. Look how well they absorb my piss. Within 12 hours, I'm able to lie back down. Oh, I can piss all I want. And even somehow it like absorbed the fucking sheet dried as well. It was perfect. Because I couldn't, I didn't have any fucking clean sheets. So that was it. But yeah, go me, I'm doing well. Woo! Woo! All right, last question. Oh, that is the last question. Would you believe that? Would you believe that? Yep. All right. And next segment, it's been called. Oh! This is a segment where we just unbox the fucking shit you can't send us in the PO box. It's right here. Read it out loud for everyone. Matt. PO box 256 Taigum, spelled T-A-I-G-U-M four oh one eight dot Q-L-D dot A-U-S. Woo! Australia for long. Woo! Look at this. We have a big box. What's we got here? What's that? What's that? What are you touching? I don't touch it. I didn't fucking even touch my hand. Oh, Bozzy's come over. Oh, darling. Fuck, it's so funny how he comes over when that noise is happening, because he likes it. I really don't know how to open this. Beautiful. You should have seen Bozzy's reaction. The horse and him kissed today. It was so fucking beautiful. Bozzy kissed a horse. Oh, and then he got a bit panicked. Yeah. He was like, no, it's not a dog. He's not a dog. You lied to me, daddy. You said it was a dog. He saw our story right now. You said it was a dog. I guess it's a week from now for you guys. He turned back. You talking to me? You lied to me, daddy. Oh, he thinks he's got a toy. He literally thinks this is a toy. Oh, that's why, because he would think that me making those noises over there is me being like, oh, this is something for you. Yeah, sorry, dude. You miss out. You fucking miss out. Sorry, Bozzy. Good boy. Dude, so he's bought us the cricket box. So a cricket box is like something you put on your dick and balls when you're batting. So it protects your dick and balls from getting fucked up bad. So I think he, is this his shit? He said, guys, enjoy the enclosed dick protectors. You need them. Because he hasn't mentioned their new brand or anything. P.S., the best vid content you make is where you need dick protectors. All right, he likes our dick protectors. Maybe we should do an experiment to see how much these things work. Yeah. And it'll end with us driving over our dicks with this there. And if it handles a car, then we know they work. Holy shit. Is this what a cup is? Yeah, it's the same thing, yeah. Very good. Thanks, dude. Thank you very much, mate. We'll fucking, we'll use one and then we'll put one up here, right? Yeah, well, let's do an experiment to see how effective these are. Bloody Bozzy can't move, really. Can't believe it. He can't bloody believe it. All right, that is the end of... I just realized what time it is. Oh, that is the end of the PO1 boxing segment. Continue to send us your shit. We love opening it every week. It's great. The next segment has been renamed to... Please, stop it, mate. And this is a segment where we just do stunts and we both do very equal. We both get the same amount of pain. We both take 50, 50, even split of stunt that we each do to each other. And for this week, I'm going to get this massive, massive rubber band and I'm going to pull it back as far as I fucking can. Really far, like, they bend a long, long way and then I'm going to flick it into Michael's fucking forehead right in the middle, right in the fucking middle of your forehead, Michael. Is that... I like the other way, the wasp. He likes the other ways. Probably the words. Oh, I thought the beers would give me confidence, but they're not doing anything. Don't hit my eyes. Yeah, I want to hit your eyes, right? We've got everybody. I think you go the long way. Whoa, that was quick! I thought you were going to make it fucking... Oh, you're going to build it up. I'm going over there. Oh, bad. I think that was all right. I thought the long way would have been better. Yeah, no, that's still pretty bloody good because it's twice a double, double whack. Is there a mark? You look like you're a bit red, but just from tensing. No, no, there will be a mark right here. Oh, yeah. It's like a birthmark. A little birthmark. It's a little birthmark in the forehead. It's like, wow. Do you know what I mean? Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh. All right, and that is the name of our last segment, which is where we do a prank haul. Let's not achieve our David Fu-Chimp-Oh, and I live on the second floor. Hey, sexy-N dad, my mate Joe. Co-co-choo, is that it? Oh, I wish fucking Blake. He's recently got done speed and one forwardish in an 80s and gone through the airport link tunnel in Queensland. He's been fined over one K and eight points as well as six months suspension. I do you to call him up to prank him saying he's missed contact and he just fuck with him saying he's in big trouble with him a good one. No, that's good. We can do that one to Joshy. Hello. Oh, nice speaking with Jai. Yeah, that's me. Yeah, good day. It's just Judy from the Brisbane Magistrate Court here. Just calling, I'm wondering why you didn't come to court today. You've seen to have missed your court hearing today. I didn't think for what for 142 and an 80 zone going through an airport link tunnel in Queensland. I was led to believe that I didn't have to go to court. It says here that you're definitely meant to come in today. And as a result, your court date's been changed for another six months and you're going to have to hire a lawyer. And basically means that the court can come and repossess your car. For how long? Well, up until up until the next court hearing, unfortunately. OK, so how do I? Is there a way of making that not possible? Because I was never told about a court thing. Well, it says that there's quite a lengthy process up to a court hearing. So you should have received plenty of notices, lots of letters in the mail, and also usually standard protocol is to also call the plaintiff to come in and texting and stuff like that. So yeah, there's plenty of ways. I'd never got to text calls nothing. Yeah, emails nothing. But yeah, you have to try and understand that the people that I call at the end of the day who have missed their court hearing, they're not usually very honest people. They don't usually give me a very straight up answer. I'm not sort of expecting you to tell me the truth at the moment. I'm just calling to let you know that you've missed your court hearing. And yeah, in six months time, that'll be your next one. And the boys and the boys are going to come by and sort of take your car there. OK, so what's the process of getting my car inbounded? OK, so the big tow truck will come. And they'll pop it on the back of your car. And then they'll sort of they've got like a winch, a winch or whatever in there. Oh, yeah, like I get how it's a truck works. But what's the what's the thing with that? So that's just purely because it was a traffic violation. That's just standard protocol. So yeah, I understand that. But like what charges are there for that? So if you're losing a license, I don't have the whole list of the charges here, but there is a charge for missing your court hearing and failure to appear on court is also carries up to a $15,000 fine. If you can't explain or give a good reason as to as to why you missed your court hearing or even sort of letting us know that you weren't going to make it. You know, that's sometimes I never got letters in the mail or anything. Yeah, yeah. Well, like, like, I don't know, like, yeah, it's like a tricky one, isn't it? Because, you know, it's like, it's like, I guess it's just it's crazy. Yeah, no, no, like I understand. But yeah, I honestly can say that I never received anything in the mail, mate. Yeah, yeah. Well, it's just like it's just honestly, it's it's just like it's like it's full. Well, it's full on the first of all, isn't it? One full. You know, and secondly, it's like it's like it's like bloody, you know, you know, what are you going to exactly? So it's like, what are you going to bloody do? Yeah, yeah. So it's like, yeah, but I understand what you're saying. Look, I completely understand what you're saying. Yeah. And look, look, I'm willing to cut your deal. OK, a little slice of the action has this for you. All right. I'm looking, I can click my little button here and make everything go away. Bye bye. If you transfer me $10,000. Sorry. Don't repeat this out loud. I can make it all go away. The push of a button, $10,000. That's all. How do I? I don't have $10,000. Well, look, I'll give you two days. OK, to get to. Are you able to? Are you able to actually send me an email? Look, I don't like to get anything in writing. OK, for obvious reasons, darling. OK. So, look, I can give you my personal debts, right? So you can contact me. But other than that, that's nothing that I can roll about. OK, what? Yeah, what are your personal details? OK, my personal details are. Marty and Michael. Sorry, Marty and Michael. Fucking hell, guys. There is no way. There is no fucking way. Who the fuck set me up for this? Good. That was fucking good. Well, who was it? Michael, let's set him up. Wait, his name was Jack or something. Oh, Joshy. Josh. Joshy fucking Excel. What the fuck? What is this going on? Oh, dude, I can't believe you were keen to like. I mean, it was a prank after the fucking when she's like 10 grand and it will go away. He's fully going for it. That's so fucking good. I was getting I felt so bad dragging you along for so long. Fucking hell. Fucking Jim. Come on. Oh, that is a good time. Oh, your dog. That's fucked. Can't be with him. No, man, he's just he just said it to us on Instagram. Oh, fuck me. Fucking hell, God. Oh, dude, well, anyway. I don't fucking work. I'm fucking shitting myself. Jesus fucking Christ. You know, I can't. Oh, dude, I'm sorry that you fucking recorded this. Yeah, yeah, of course, man. It'll be out in the next week's podcast. Oh, fuck yeah. Right over here. I mean, shitting myself. Oh, that was fun. Fuck me. All right, dude. We've lovely to meet you, mate, and you can go and relax. Cheers, boys. See you, man, dude. Fucking Matt, the whole time is like this. Doesn't like to listen to me. I don't handle it. I always like to just push it further with the with the person to like make him more obvious. It's a prank call, but it's so funny when they don't get it. I was like, by the end of it, being so weird and he was still like OK with it. You had spasms of the character from last week. Come on, come on down, come on down. And then I wanted you to go on the covid thing again. Like that's why I am a fucking hell. It worked out really well. That was very good. Well, we are the best. We are the best. Well, best and better than the rest of the best. Well, the best with the best. Well, we're the best. Nothing else for us. We're the best. We're the best with the best. The best with the best. We're the best. We're the best.