 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we are playing The Forest. I am going to try to get a chainsaw and destroy their civilization because well... Ow, by the way, I kind of have it out for them because I feel like they have it out for me and now I just want revenge. I'm destroying their homeland for generations to come. Seems like the right thing to do. But first, me hungry. My axe looks hungry too. Look at the amount of teeth on it. And look at that lizard under the water. Strange, strange place. I can't even do anything to him. He's realized the one defense they have. Just hide under the water forever. Oh, I hit it. Jesus. I'm getting way better at that. Or that was just really lucky. You know what? That was my only try at hitting a rabbit and I did it. I'm just going to leave it at that. 100% success rate. And the trophy's going up on my wall. It's going to say that on the plaque underneath it. Don't look. I'm killing Bambi. There we go. That's also going up on the wall. It'll be good to have a celebrity in the house. Oh, and what have we got here, huh? Gotcha. Wait, is that a life? It looks like a doll, like a stuffed toy or something. That doesn't look alive at all. I let him go. I'm such a good person. At least I proved he's alive. Come here, you little bastard. Oh God, I got pockets full of meat here. This is fantastic. Can I get a fire started? There we go. I'm nice and full now after that rabbit. Okay, I'm ready to go. Me want chainsaw. I don't think I should ever be allowed to hold a chainsaw. I feel like that's a bad idea. What's this? That was left really close to my house. Is that like some sort of warning? If so, I'm not listening. Knock it down. That's probably some shrine that they had now. Some religious thing that I just smashed just to piss him off even more. I always go to pick up the sticks, and then my guy drops the sticks he's holding. Every now and again, I just stoop down and swap some sticks around. These are much better sticks. Uh-oh. Oh no, I don't want to be here. I don't want to be here at all. Oh, some things just want to die then. Like the rabbits are extremely hard to kill, and the lizards are just like, kill me, kill me, and run at you. I don't know if this was, oh Jesus. Early dry heaved there from that leaf almost hitting me. I don't know if this was a good idea, because not only did I not save before I left, but I also, I'm now realizing it's turning to nighttime. Oh, what's this? I like how it's a picture of trees, and the X is like over the trees. It's like a hint, like chainsaw this way. All right, I found it, which I'm kind of impressed with, because I can't find things at the best of times. I get lost very easily, and trust me, this is not the best of time. It's me on an island getting chased by cannibals in the dark. I'm just thinking about those leaves all over again. They scared me so much. I came out of nowhere. Do you see the size of those leaves? One of them squeaked at me. All right, seems safe so far. What the hell is this? More of that broken toy. I don't even want to play with the toy. Why am I collecting it for a member of my son? Because I don't want to remember him. Oh, this is where I can use the climbing axe. I hope I can figure out how to use the climbing axe. This doesn't seem right, but it's working. I think I'm really scared. If I fall, I don't know if I'm going to be able to find this place again. Am I on the ground? I can't tell if I'm on the ground or not. Where am I? Oh no. Oh, I trapped myself in the ceiling somehow. Okay, I'm all right. Don't worry. Imagine the rope burn. I don't know why I don't just take these ropes around with me. They seem very useful, instead of using that climbing axe and getting stuck in the ceiling. Oh, look at this little humbleable. This is lovely. Let's light that up there next to the candy gasoline. That's safe. This is gorgeous. Whoever did the interior design for this place, I want them to come visit my place. The chain saw, perfect. Oh, and it was in use too. Jesus. These are some advanced cannibals. They're not savages. They won't just eat straight from the body. They cut it up into nice portions, you know? You got to ration these bodies. You know what? I have decided I'm going to make some cave meat. Just sitting down here with all this blood and guts and just eating a meal. I got to do something with all these skulls too. I have so many. How many skulls am I carrying around with me? It's like four. There we go. Yummy burnt cave iguana. My favorite. All right. I don't think there's anything left for me in this cave, so I'm going to leave. There's one other item that I really want. It's the modern bow, which is apparently one of the best items in the game. It would allow me to stay at range away from my enemies, you know? I could be cowering off of the corner while still in combat. You know? Multitasking. Okay, I don't think I even needed this climbing thing to come down here, but apparently I needed to go up. Again, it didn't look like it was necessary, but there you go. Okay, I'm getting out. Please let it be morning. Is it morning? No. Why does it feel like the nights are about 20 hours long and the days are like five minutes? The good news is at least my house is maxed. So I get back there. I save, have some water, head back out to get the modern bow. The only issue is this fucking modern bow isn't one of the hardest caves in the game. Apparently. Apparently it's pretty thick and hard. So I'm going to try my best, but it might not be doable. I don't even want to kill you guys right now. Could we like share body warmth or something? I'm getting very cold. All right, instead of sharing, huh, did I let myself on fire? Or did he attack me? Come here, you bastard. Who do you think you are, huh? I'm bigger and stronger than you. Oh, great. Someone heard my grunting. Oh, no. Stand on the fire. Yeah, go on the fire. Look, walk on that fire. It'd be so funny. Are we just going to have this awkward staring contest? Or what? Come here. You're making me feel socially awkward, and I don't like that. Even you running up on me, I wasn't scared of you. It's just, I was so embarrassed. I was mortified that you heard me grunting like that. All right, just for a bit more warmth, I'm just going to, there you go. Oh, now I'm warm. This is a way better option than sharing body heat with rabbits. Jesus Christ, he was just out for a stroll. Oh my God, he did not even take me seriously. Did you see that dodge? All right, well, I'm nearly home, and it's becoming daytime. So you know what that means? My character once again does not get to sleep today. It's been like four days without sleep at this point. All right, save. There we go. The chainsaw is mine for good. I thought I clicked load for a second. I thought I lost all my progress. Oh, it would have been so sad. There we go. Tommy's full. All right, now we got to set out and try and find this thing. And I got to go north. We're mountain. They are mountain. I go and become a bit of a savage myself. I'm losing the ability to speak. Stop putting up these really nice decorations around my house, okay? While I like them, they look great and all that, but I want to feel like I decorated my space myself. Not you. It just feels more personal, you know? I broke their chair into their village and just start breaking their furniture and trying to get the message across. Uh-oh. What the hell was that? I'm sorry about your chair. I didn't realize it meant that much to you. I was just trying to make a little funny joke. It wasn't even really a joke. It's just, you know, I was just making a comment on it. Now they've ran off and they're going to get their bigger older brother to beat me up, aren't they? Oh, for fuck's sake. There's people over there. There's people over there. I'm surrounded all of a sudden. Oh, no. Oh, no. You don't want to fight, do you? Oh, Jesus Christ Almighty! Where did you come from? Oh, that was terrifying. The other one's just watching me murder this thing. I'm going to take his tooth and put it on my axe to assert dominance. Oh my God, he really asserted dominance there, though. Like, he did absolutely nothing to me, but he frightened me good. Oh, there you are. What are you doing? Just hanging around the beach, having a bit of a growl. Come here. There we go. All sorted. I don't know why you guys even threw that much of a tantrum, honestly. I've killed so many of you already, but you draw the line at me destroying your chair. They were flipping stuff up in the air. It's gone all over the place. It's like the Chaos Mod on GTA or something. Get in the car! That's easier said than done. Jesus Christ! Oh my God! All right, maybe a little bit less extreme, but you know what I mean. Oh my God, where do you guys keep coming from? Go away! Okay. Either you make weird noises when you die and your head turns into a rock, or there are more around here. It might be the former. Oh no, here comes the cavalry. God damn it, where are you guys even running to? They must be so athletic. Every time I see them, they're just sprinting at the speed of light across the beaches. All right, here is the cave that I need to go into. This is going to be a stressful experience. I don't think I'm going to be able to do this, but I'm going to give them my best shot. I should have probably tried to get batteries from my torch. Why am I doing this? I'm even just looking at the face of the other people who've come in here. You think this is like a butcher? Like, is this all for sale? Because that one's half off. Stupid joke. It's just humor. That's how I deal with a stressful situation. And well, I'm very stressed. Just put on the rebreather. That's how stressed I am. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm just seeing, can I build a little shelter at all in here maybe? Okay, I need more sticks. Hold on, I'll be right back. I'm building a little shelter in here just to have a safe point. Come out. Come out. I need your meat. Damn it. Nature wins again. God, I went away like over there to get some sticks and I came back thinking he might have let his guard down, but he's gone. Again, the speed of light. There we go. And I dropped a little save in here. Perfect. Oh, for God's sake. It's already speaking volumes when I'm so confident in myself I go out of the way to create a little shack to have a safe point at the entrance. But then the first enemy I'm already threatened. How the hell am I supposed to beat that thing? He's got way more arms than me. All right. I'm gonna try dynamite. I don't know if this is a good idea. Wait, what the hell is that thing? Oh my God, that is a baby. No, it's not a baby. It's a full grown adult. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you feel stupid or anything. Okay, I'm climbing away. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. It's your cave. It's your cave. I understand. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I live up here. I'm your next door neighbor pretty much. We shouldn't fight. He hurt me a lot. Oh, this ball seems pathetic. Even the fact that this thing survived a dynamite explosion has me on edge. The only thing is I seem to be getting free hits since I'm up here, except when I miss like that. He's freaking out. He doesn't like this. Oh, I'm slipping. I don't like this either. I wonder how many arrows I have because this is taking a while. It doesn't seem to be hurting him that much, unfortunately. I don't think I'm going to be able to beat him on hand to hand combat because he's got about seven hands. I've got two. Oh, I did it. I'm so happy. I'm like, oh, my God, I killed something. Wait, where is my house? Oh, yeah, next to the bodies. You think I'd remember where I parked my house, you know? But no, no, I don't. All right, we're not out of the woods yet. I mean, we're not out of the forest yet. Oh, God. Oh, God. Okay, I'm very glad I saved it again. Are you dead? We're dead. Okay, good. Let's take all these arrows back, please. This is how long it took me. Covenant blood, wash it off to avoid infection. I forgot to say. What even is this thing? Male peak performance. That's what it is. Strong, multiple arms, multiple strong legs, and no heads who can't talk. Creepy armory. I put that on. Lizards can put that on as well. I swear I said last time, oh, I should go get armor. I'm going to need it. And then I just didn't. This looks fucking awful. This is where I die, isn't it? I'm just filled with confidence today. Right, I'm going down. I think it's down this way. I'm not exactly filled with confidence here. I feel like I'm really doubting myself, you know? Rightfully so as well. I am very incompetent. Oh, there's a lot down there. Okay, remember that climbing axe that I really struggled with? I need to use it again, but in a space that I might die if I don't use it correctly. This is fine. This is not fine. I'm afraid of heights. I'm afraid of the dark. I'm afraid of small spaces. I'm afraid of cannibals. I'm afraid of myself. Oh my god, I'm going so far underground. I was thinking there like how annoying it's going to be to come back up. But honestly, if I'm coming back up, I'm going to be really happy, regardless of how long it takes me. Oh Jesus. Oh no. No, we're not doing this. I'm running away. That's the one thing I can outdo you at, right? Even though I've seen you run, that might not be true. Please be aware. Please be aware. Oh my god, they're so fucking fast. Dude, come on. You can run the last few steps. Don't just heavy breathe. Oh my god, we got through there. He's like a meter away and he's just panting like, Oh, so tired. My cannibals are trying to claw at me. The hell is this? Nothing good. That's what? Oh, there's something shuffling back there. And possibly an elephant. I'm not sure. I heard something with a trunk just screaming. Yeah, there he goes again. I can save. Okay, this is great news. He's like looking at a picture. We've got more pressing issues than that right now, my friend. Can I take a nap? Am I able to nap right now? I think a nap might be a good idea. I don't know if it's a good idea to take down this cave. Oh no, that may be extremely hungry. Okay, I thought it would be a good idea, but it was not. I'm running out of candy bears. This is the worst news I've heard all day. Oh my god, this place is filled with more cannibals. Oh, this is the second worst news I've heard all day. Oh, I wish I had a kid cat. Can I add more teeth at all to my axe? Oh, those are rocks. Hold on, where do I keep the teeth in my inventory? Oh, up here, okay. Add more teeth. Oh, that's it. It's fully teeth. Whatever that means. Oh, meds. Yes, cave medication. I'm saved. And candy bears. Ask and you shall receive. Machine gun. Want machine gun. Oh, Jesus. Oh, I'm sorry, neighbor. I didn't realize this fence was to keep us apart and keep us from fighting. Now I have no choice. All right, don't run at me, dude. Don't run at me. I'm killing your friend here. Give me a chance. All right, now. Yes, one at a time, please. Oh, that one's stuck in the rock. Finally, one as stupid as me. Maybe I can actually win this fight. Okay, that was you. All right, this is fecking insurance fraud at this point. I'm dying. Hold on. All right, there we go. Mid fight. I just started downing pills. That's when you know you're in trouble. Would it be a bit cheeky to just start shooting them? Oh, God, he's speaking personal tongue. I think that means no honor. Okay, it worked out. That was actually pretty strong. Oh, Jesus, this place is massive. Absolutely huge. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, this is scary. Oh, no, what was that? Oh, no, even worse, the child. I'd rather fight the thing with 17 legs. I can't see anything. I can't even tell which way is up anymore. Scuba diving is terrifying. Why would anyone do this for fun? Why not just sit at home and scuba dive in games? That is all so stressful. I'm getting a way more adrenaline than I want right now. Okay, I think this is the area. Is it? Please let the ball be here. I don't know if my heart can take much more of this. I'm actually impressed I haven't died, though. Wait, is that, can I save? Please? I can save. So happy, so happy. Oh, it's here. All right, I got it. Well, that's good. I just thought there was more. I didn't realize my adventure was over. Oh, mild toughs. I could have been using those. I forgot about them. Oh, well, I'm happy. We got through it. Dynamite, now you're talking. Who carries around a lunchbox full of dynamite? Like, either the cannibals made it, or the people on the plane had it. So maybe this was the best outcome that we crashed land on an island full of cannibal mutants. The one question I have now is how the hell do I get out of here? Let's cook some of that delicious spoiled meat, shall we? That's probably a bad idea, but oh well, with the rebreater on, just stuff it in the side. I do not like the sound of that. I don't know what it is, but I don't like it. I'm going to eat some of the spoiled meat and I'm going to leave. This place is freaking me out. Like, it's either some crazy big mutant tundering around, or the earth is moving, and I don't even know which one is worse, to be honest. I equally hate both of those thoughts. There we go. Modern Boas now mine. I'm so happy. I feel like I can actually defend myself now. I can't defend myself. The most madly noise I ever made. Oh, Jesus Christ. What was that? Wait a second. He's under the water. Oh, what? Oh God, he's running around. Come in. Come in after me. Oh no, don't come in. I thought you'd die. The poor thing. Like, you'd imagine it would figure out to swim with that many legs. Just flail them around in any direction and you'd imagine you'd float. Oh shit, there's more? Okay, okay. I'm kind of stuck in here now. I didn't want to come this way. Oh, for perfect sake. The amount of them, Jesus. No, no, no. We're going back. We're going back. We're going back at least. I know the other way, all right? This is just the unknown freak. But I'm always safe. I'm very brave then. All right, let's warm ourselves up. Take the stupid rebreather off. They're going to think I'm an idiot. Which might be good, actually. It might be good if they try and underestimate me. But honestly, I don't think I could even live up to being that sort of an idiot. I think I'm even more of an idiot than they would think. Look at them idiots. You can't even swim. You're scared of a little water, are you? Maybe you and I aren't so different then because I can't swim either. Just leave. They're just there like. Boogaloo. Was it this way I came in? It's got to be this way. Come on. It's got to be. Oh no. There's some wood, which means I wasn't here. Oh God, there's things behind the wood. Run away. Oh no. He can run faster than me. There's many, many legs. Many, many legs. This has got to be the way, surely. Okay, this is the rock they were getting stuck in, wasn't it? Yes, I'm out of here. Oh my God, that was far too much stress from my little Irish heart. He's still fecking behind me, isn't he? Oh, I'm getting out of here. No. Jesus Christ, dude. You got to stop sneaking up on people like that. Well, you have no choice in the matter now because you're dead, but I'm trying to explain why you died. So if there is an afterlife, you understand. Oh great, I saved it. Now I don't know which way I came from. I'm going to try this way. Yes. Okay, this was the correct way. I'm getting out of here. This is the pair I was talking about earlier that I was like, I'll just be having to be leaving, but no, I'm angry. I don't want to climb all these ropes. That's the horror hole. That's where all the enemies were. Okay, that's good. That's good. Oh no, it wasn't the cannibals back here that I ran past. This isn't good. Did I hit him? What? I can see a shadow of a man. Scaramooch, Scaramooch, can I run away now? I don't think that's how the song goes. Oh God, I don't know why I like this game so much because I feel like I'm just 90% of the time in pure panic. You know what I should do next time? Next time we play this, if you want to see more, of course, I should make a tree house with my chainsaw. That would be fun and it would be a bit more relaxing because right now I'm on edge restraining order. Jesus. Well, I hope they're far enough away down here anyway. Oh, I found paint. What can I do with paint? Cave meds, let me down some of these. That's weird. I found a restraining order with like five boxes of pills. Maybe these mutants are more advanced than I give them credit for. Oh, finally, I'm home. That's right. This is my new home. I'm abandoning the other one. Oh my God, look at that. It's day and everything. This is beautiful. I'm getting out of here. There it is. There's my house. Run, run, run. I'm not even that far from it. I just, I need the home comfort right now. It's like being on holiday. You know, you can't wait to get back to your own bed, except the holiday was going into a dank cave where I faced mutants with like 17 legs. Wait, oh, that's a big boy. Oh, that'd be nice to eat. He's alive, right? Oh, he's alive. All right. Oh my God, I thought that was another one, but no, it's just a branch. Okay, that was easy. This bowl is good. There you go. That'll make some good armor. I just picked up the entire thing. How strong am I? Now I'm just running along the beach with a crocodile head. I've painted myself red as well. I'm trying to just fit in with them. Looks like a blood all over me. I'm holding a crocodile head, running along the beach. Oh, look. Howdy, neighbor. Oh, Jesus. Okay. All right. I'm in for it now. All right. Fight of the century coming in here. Keep my back to the water. They can't go in the water. Let my stamina come back. Hold on. Hold on now, folks. Playing a crafty fight here. Not strong, so I'm trying to play it smart, but I'm not smart, so it's hard. All right, we good? Shut up. Didn't ask you. Wait, my crocodile head. Where's my crocodile head? I've lost it. Oh, that was supposed to be my memory from this adventure. Oh, wait, there's my crocodile head. There we go. I'm happy again. He was just watching the whole thing. This is all because I broke their chair over there, isn't it? I'm going to leave this here because I want to put this up in my tree house. So I want to have loads of trophies in my tree house, you know? I don't know why I keep resetting this rabbit trap. I'm not smart enough to know what to do with it afterwards. I haven't cooked one. There we go. Good crocodile meat and a good little spittle of water. Fantastic. Now let's give this chainsaw a whirl. It's going to attract them all here, but I got to see what it's like. Oh my God, that takes it down in no time. Uh-oh. All right, I got to be careful with that thing. I think it pisses off the mutants, the more trees you cut down as well, but sure, look, we'll figure that out when we get to it. Honestly, I've been pissing them off a lot already, so it doesn't really matter. Okay, I'm home. I'm safe. I'm going to try and build a tree house next time if you want to see more. Thank you so much for watching, guys. I appreciate you, and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.