 Oh, I need a spanking. I'm a bad, bad girl. Liza's S-Fan. I'm a paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do 1d4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his plus 5 holy avenger. Paladins can't use the helm of disintegration. Oh. Okay.