Shortest one yet. Good-bye Algebra!
If you want to know what the problem is here, just scroll down...
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The problem is, when Eve cancels the (x squared minus xy) from both sides, she's actually dividing by zero (because x=y, therefore x squared = xy, therefore x squared minus xy = zero), and, of course, if you ever divide by zero, the result is undefined.