 Hello welcome back to Minecraft. Yeah, sure. That'll be the intro welcome back everyone to Minecraft. Hello. Hello. Hello. How's it going? I hope you're doing good. I'm doing great. Thank you so much for asking and no longer have auto jump on so shut up Today, what are we even doing? I don't know. I made a beautiful little farm in the last episode. Look at that They've got pigs. I've got pigs. I've got crops I've got a little baby pig and I've got a little chicken babe as well Wow, isn't that nice? Isn't that nice? Let me get a little bit of a Let me get some carrots carrots in here. Thank you. Thank you so much. Oh my god. I'm getting so many things. All right That's all right. That's all right That's just a okay. That is a okay going to put some beat roots back then one two three four five six seven eight Nine exactly how many we needed isn't that great now? Piggies I Need you To love each other. Thank you make another pig kiss each other on the mouth. Wow another pig That's how pigs are born when pigs kiss each other on the mouth. You can't come out of here get out. All right What are we even gonna do today? I don't know. I've got a furnace. Do I have anything in the furnace? No I've got nothing in every place. Do I have I do have iron? Let's make an iron pickaxe, shall we? Let's make an iron pickaxe real quick. Bam. Bam. Bam. Thank you so much, madam All right, let's go out To the middle of the woods. You guys gave me some sweet hot tips On Twitter, which I didn't look at if I had fish I could capture a cat But I don't have a fish so I cannot capture the cat. Oh Well, there is said I could just kill some fish with my bare hands come on fish. Oh Yeah, oh Yeah, did I get the fish? Come here. Come here. Come here. Where is the cat? Oh Cat I'm gonna come on down to you. I'm gonna come on down. Don't worry Papa's here. Oh Yeah, oh Yes, hold on wait kitty kitty cat. Did you already did you fall back down? Cat I Literally literally I've just stoked you and did the cat drop down again Where did the cat go this time? Oh My god, you're an idiot. You are so stupid Please don't fall down again Don't do it Don't you dare where'd you go? Where'd you go this way? Hey, come here. Come here. Come here. Come here You know you want this you know you want it wait cat come here. Come here. Don't you want this sweet food? Does it need to be cooked fish? And I not just feed you raw fish you too fast cat you too fast I think it needs to be cooked fish Whatever, I don't even care. Why am I over here anyway? I have no idea. I'm all off track I'm all off course with these damn cats. What do I even want to do in this episode? I have no idea. I do want to get a cow. I need wheat to get cows. So Let's see real quick. I think there should be a cow somewhere over here I just bit my arm to it's it. Yes, that is what happened. Don't worry about it. Everything's fine. Everything's fine wheat for a cow Are there multiple cows over here? Red Rover Red Rover send cowboy right over Come on, I'll give you a little sniff a little sniff a little taste. Where are your friends? I need your friends. I need to breed you and then kill you but not Todd though pig You're all right, too. I do want you. I do need you but not right now I need the cow more because I don't have any cow. Hey come here. Come here. Don't you want it? Don't you want the wheat? Yeah, that's right come with me. Come with me cow. Come on over. Come on over I'll treat you right. I'll treat you right. There's a lot going on down there That's a good place to mine for some stuff. Oh the longest journey guys the longest damn journey just to get a Stupid you're not stupid. I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have said that we've almost made it We are on top of the world Come on. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. There you go. Give you a little bit of that. Nope. No chicken What do I do with you? I'm gonna go to bed now And then quickly I'm going to See what I should do for this episode. I should have done this before I started But whatever diamonds are from y6 to y16. Okay being the first house. It's pretty amazing. Thank you so much Rachel Lambert if I you know, you can go into creative mode and fly not dying stuff Oh, yeah, but that is cheating Am I a cheater? No Why the fuck is this so quiet because I was having problem with my mic. Is it loud enough now? Is it fucking loud enough now? I'm so sorry. Okay. Okay things. I'm going to do things. I'm going to do today Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna keep my little people up there because that's the good part That's the good stuff. That's the good stuff. I am going to I don't have any more iron. I do have an emerald. That's nice. That's nice. I'm going to craft another Couple of these real quick. Thank you. I'm gonna put you there. I'm gonna put you there. There. That's good That's good. Yeah. All right. I need me a shield. How do you get a shield? Oh, I need iron. Okay? All right, so we got to go down a little good. We got to go downward dog. Okay. Okay. Here we go I'm going to go in mine a little bit I made a thing so I made that thing over there But I Feel like this mine these mines over here are gonna be way more promising because I can actually like see stuff over here I just have to get a way down which already There kind of is a way down Shit I'm gonna do some mining now Now is the time. I'm going to get me some iron gonna get me some other things Mostly it looks like iron though right now. Oh, I do want damn. Okay. There's coal down here, which is good I need coal Always but it's nice because there's lava down here and stuff which means promising for diamonds if we go lower I wish I had a bucket because what I what I want to do. I just did this in my like solo game It's funny because I have I have just like a solo server that I play on Me and Mika play on it. It's really really fun But it's funny because I have that server and I'm way like I have a dope house there There's so much stuff going on and then I come into this game. I'm like, oh, I have I have nothing There's nothing here for me. You know what? That's okay because just means we've got a lot of work to do And we've left it. We've got a lot of progress to make What do we what do we got this way? Huh? What do we got this way? Yeah? Feel like there might be some mobs up ahead. What is that noise? I don't know what all of these noises mean There's such spooky noises Not much this way that means that we'll just have to go right this way I I want to get a bucket so then I can get some lava. I really want to make a little Like incinerator kind of thing. Oh good. Oh, hey Hey guys. Hey guys. Hey guys. Hey guys. Oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, there's too many. There's too many years. Which one he is. Oh That's okay. Everyone's dead. Ah, it's you fucker You are my least favorite of everyone. You will kill me I hate everything I hate everything. It's okay Just get out of there. Just get out of there Ethan. You don't want to be messing with no boys right now Wait What happened? My camera shut off. Oh, no There's so much happening. There's so much happening if my camera's fucking off. Oh, no guys. Oh All right, that was that was a lot Fuck Am I is it even worth going back to try and getting me? I don't even know where I was. Oh No, there's a whole full-ass raid going on right now. The villagers are coming. They're going to take me away I'll try and get my stuff back. I have no idea where I was though. Yeah, this is where it is This is where all my shit is God there's so much going on God damn it. I'm doomed. I'm fucking doomed I have nothing. I have nothing here. Oh my God. I will die Okay, well, there's no there's no sense. There's no reason there's no reason to go back I'm going to sleep. This is the worst day of Minecraft ever. My hair looks stupid as hell I'm not even gonna do it guys. I'm not even gonna go back down there. There's no Sense in going back down there. There's not a pillager here Is there please stay out of my farm land my sweet homegrown farm? Damn. I just don't I just don't have anything I got nothing guys starting all the way over because of some damn pillagers Maybe I could go back. How long do pillagers stay for I have no idea Just got a dig down and hope they don't come back. You know great my camera shut off again Love that love that love that. Thank you so much. Okay. Come on. Let's see We do it again down up down up guys camera's back Everything's rocking. Everything's rollie poliolling. It's almost nighttime, but in the meantime my camera overheated Usually it doesn't but this time I was a dumb dumb when I put my camera back where it usually was because I was recording some other Stuff the other day. I have an AC adapter. This is stuff. I know you guys want to know I know you guys want to know all about why my camera overheated. It has an AC adapter and the battery hood plate thingy was On meaning that the battery was not exposed to the natural air in the world And the natural air in the world cools the battery down But I had the battery plate thing on so it wasn't open to the open air Thus the overheating of the camera Happened. I know you wanted to know there you go. There's your answer. Thank you guys so much for coming to my Minecraft Let's play where I talk about Why I have technical difficulties and why my videos are all garbage. Thank you so much for coming join me next time When something else inevitably goes wrong Fuck get out of there Ethan get out. We don't want anything to do with them Just go to sleep all your nightmares will go away. Okay. Jesus Peasers You cannot rest now there are monsters nearby fuck off. I'm gonna stand here until morning. Nothing will nothing will get me Hey, there we go. Ha ha still out there doing a thing. Why aren't they dead yet? I need to put more things out into the world get away. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Can't you get out get out of my home? I need to put more torches around so that they don't come over there I see you skeleton. I see you over there. Hey, I think you should leave. I Think you should get off my property. Just get out. Oh my god. Oh my god. What is happening? Oh my god He's always dying. Oh, yeah good Okay, hold on I need to do a couple of things god. I'm bad at this game. Here we go I don't make a shield Thank you there God, I hate them. I hate them all. All right, we're making a golden hoe even though I know that gold sucks Still doing it still doing it perfect in every way now. Let's get our oh that was the other thing that I was gonna do I'm going to make a shovel really quick because I want To here we go. Here we go. Here we go. We're doing some renovations. I know I'm temporarily Ruining some things. Don't worry about it. Honestly. I don't know if this is enough water for all of them. I think it is It should be right. I feel like it should be See now we got a bunch of things a bunch of stuff. See now I can go through It's all organized and whatnot It's nice. I like it. I like it. It's nice. Okay. What was I even doing? I have no idea, dude I'm so off track. Nothing makes sense I feel like I'm doing nothing in this episode because I've gotten everything taken from me Everything's been stolen. I need to go back and Take what's rightfully mine. Okay now in the morning in the morning bright. We will Go where I don't know I can't even remember what we're doing I've like done nothing this episode because I've been getting killed and I've been backtracking the entire time. We need to go down to the mine. So we back in the mine. This was a good place I remember it fondly Oh my god This is the worst year of Minecraft. Oh my god, dude. Oh my god I didn't realize that it was all still there still very much alive. Is there anything good for me over here? No Oh my god Everything makes me die. Oh jeepers guys. Big jeepers. It really is crazy out here in the world of Minecraft Have a decent time with a With iron though, dude Not to Shabby, okay. Okay. We're doing all righty. We are doing okay. We've got a bunch of iron I feel like we're not making any damn progress though. What do I even want to do? What do you guys want to see me do actually? Because I I'm such a noob. I'm such a Minecraft noob. Tell me what to do in the next episode I need a mission. That's what I need. I need a true mission because right now I'm just getting everything started. I need to make sure that I have you know the proper materials. There's a creep boy over here Good that was excellent. That was excellent Just see how I crafted that Sick guys. Yeah Wait, why is that not making shouldn't that be making obsidian and not cobblestone? Isn't that what happens? Why is it making cobblestone? Why do many all I understand all I understand Whatever It's whatever I geese All I geese. All right, I need to get out of here and get back home because it's very late It's uh, it's past my bedtime If I don't get home quick, I might be uh Dead those damn boys with their bows The boys with them bows coming back, but it's nice and bright over here. So hopefully they won't come over here It's a tough world in Minecraft guys. It's a tough world. Oh, there goes my camera again Great great great great. It's okay. I'm gonna do a little bit of this and a little bit of this a little bit of this Okay, okay, okay. It's all right guys because we only have one more thing that I want to do Real bad, which is this I'll show you There we go. We have an incinerator now watch this now watch it this I should make some damn stairs Shouldn't I see now? Could just open this up and just throw it all away. I know that I cannot use Q, but it's more Satisfying and then it just goes down in the incinerator And I never have to see any of this stuff that I don't want ever again. Isn't that wonderful? Oh, how I love it bang bang bang bang. I should keep those actually never mind whoops bang goodbye rotten flesh I don't need you then I close it up and wow safe and sound okay guys Well, I am going to end this one here Thank you for watching. I'm sorry that this was so broken for a lot of the time I don't know why my camera decides to overheat so much right now, but that's okay. I have so much iron Oh, I'm excited. So I will see you guys in the next episode Let me know what I should do give me some sort of mission. I need a mission statement. So I'll see you guys later Thank you so much for watching. I love you. Okay. Bye