 I've been grinding Tekken 8 rank matches online since the game initially came out, but after having to take a week-long break, I am coming back to the game in order to see if I can finally get that red rank. The only problem is, I've never been rustier at the game. Clutch up first match back after a more than a week break chat. And it's Kuma, I lost. And it's Kuma, it's over. Oh, we are so cooked. I'm nervous, dude, I'm nervous. Damn, you gotta fish it. Hold on, I'm gonna sidestep immediately, grab. Oh, he dug, he dug, he just sucked it with so much ease. That's the one input he did. Oh, I wasn't ready for that. What? Check him. It has been so long since I've played Tekken. So excuse the going slow aspect. Cool. Oh, he's nuts, he's nutty. Watch this, watch this. Well, Imma bait him, he's gonna crouch. Watch, I'm gonna sidestep, he crouches again. And one, two, one, three. Hey! Oh, that was the hop kick of my ages. Truly the hop kick story I've been hoping for. Lariat, okay. Down forward one, down forward one, down forward one. Blue spark, oh my God. Damn, he pieced, he pieced me up like crazy. Get in the goddamn dirt. How do I kick? Okay. Oh, never in your life try that at me again. Oh no. No, bitch, out. Give me that right, you were trying to steal from me. Never again, armor. Oh, no. Okay, you can take a low, but I'll never give you a low again. Oh, oh, damn, up against the wall. Up against the wall, yeah, but I'm not worried about it. But I'm not sweating. You gotta make me sweat. Jaguar stance, crouch. Okay. Ah, he took it from me. I'm gonna have to go for the... Wow, bro, did you see the Kingman? Did you see the way Kingman's looking at him like, what the fuck? Yeah, I started with a hop kick. Yeah, I'm crazy. I don't know what that is. I don't know what's happening. What the fuck? That was my back. Give me that. Give me that, counter hit. I still got it. You're not breaking that. Oh, where's the armor? Boom. Oh, I was gonna say power bomb again anyway. People are gonna get mad at that. Oh, I dropped it. I dropped it. Armor off, bitch. Let's go. Yeah, I gotta get a little practiced up. I gotta get a little practiced up. Watch this sidestep hop kick. Oh, but he didn't. Okay, we traded. I'm sorry. Give me a free grab. I know you're not taking... Oh, that was tragedy. That was an actual tragedy. I don't even know what move he's doing, bro. Dude, how do I break that grab? I'm gonna wake up immediately, heat attack. I don't care. Oh, my God, I regret so many things. Don't break this. He's nervous. He's actually afraid. He's actually afraid. I wasn't afraid. I did it because I thought it was actually the best strap possible. No way. Deon, bitch, ass is a rake. I'm gonna be sick. I'm gonna be sick. What? That actually made me so mad. It's crazy. Hey, no, God damn way. He's been playing. Oh, I'm sick. Oh, I'm sick and that's a launcher. I'm sorry. Oh, get off of me. You don't never touch me ever again. Get the fu- I can't do inputs. It's getting worse again. Oh, God. Everything's getting worse again. Dude, do the armored input. It's crazy when you don't listen to me, King. It's crazy. This is why we're down here struggling. Okay, well, now I just dropped it to drop it, I guess. Dude, life has never been so bad to me. He's struggling. He's just pushing buttons now. Give me a round. Give me a God damn round like I care about that. Dude, I hate it here. Never do that again. And why did I cancel? You might be asking. Oh, I mean, oh, big damage. I hate when people just do this, man, because I literally don't know what I'm supposed to do to stop that. Oh, hello. Have you ever seen a more disappointed? Get the fu- I'm so disappointed. I do hate it here. Give me your God damn legs. Yeah. Yes, sir. I was that? Did I not block? I don't think I blocked. Oh, Crouch. I'm going to do it again. Oh, you crouched that time. All right. That's going to give us the health lead. Pathetic. Oh, yeah. Oh, he didn't do it. Go fuck, fuck, dude. I hate it here. I hate it here. Well, now I'm not switching characters. I'm going to be honest. Now I literally have to get to red ranks. It's not even a thing. I just have to get to red ranks. God, I hate it here, dude. I'm so bad at attacking. It actually makes me sick. What is this cosplay, bro? I've never seen this character in my life. All right, I just need a big win, man. OK, I'll take the trade there. I went for a low. Every day, I just lose myself in the sauce. OK, that was kind of sick. That was kind of sick. I'm a little impressed. I don't know what to do off of random. Counter hits. I know what to do off that one. That was the slowest low of all time, but I just don't block low. I don't block low, and I never will. I'm not going to and I don't plan on it. No. Oh, yes, getting dirt. Win again. Put him in the goddamn dirt. Yes, I needed a confidence booster cut scene. All right, shiny wizard. No, we're not doing that anymore. No. I should have canceled that. I'm just going for it anyway. Raw heat damage. How are you going to stop it? Give me your toes. Not impressed. Dude, am I just going to watch people hit me with the slowest lows of all time? And yes, I did block low and I will never block low again. It's a trick. It's a trick by the tech in upper class. I'm stupid. I hate lows, bro. I hate lows in this game. It should be banned. Oh my God. The lows are so readable, bro. I can't read. Please block low. Please block low. Oh my goodness. Just please. I block low. And now she's going to do a low the third time, but I'm going to block standing up. I hate it here. I already know how it ends. I literally know how it ends. She's going to go low. What the fuck? That was that look like the low. 3D fighting games actually just should not exist, bro. I think it's crazy. What's crazy is I'm still winning this game. I promise right now I'm win streaking up to red. I'm win streaking up to red. Watch this. Actually watch and be amazed. That fucking sucked. How do people not get pissed playing Tekken, bro? Like it's actually the ultimate get pissed fighting game. If I block the low, I get a punishment. That's how I have to think about it. It's not blocking the low to survive. It's blocking the low so that I can get a... What the fuck? Get the fuck off me. What's... I wish King had a wall rising, bro. Does he? I need it. Oh, please block low. All right. Well, game over. Not game over, except games over. Hit it, King. If you get hit here, thank God, dude. I was going to lose it. I was going to lose it. Whoa, whoa. That was not what I asked for. What the fuck? Who are you fighting? You are just hitting the air. Oh, let's go. What the fuck was that? Oh, bye-bye. Yes, dude. I'll take that every day of the week. Oh, yes, yes. Free damage, free low. Oh, my God. So you just hit a button. You just hit a button. I have no fear in your heart, huh? Okay, I'll take that. What? King. That one I didn't react to. Honestly, my brain didn't even think low when I saw... Oh, free damage. I'm not losing this. I'm not losing this. I'm going to go crazy. I lost. Wait, maybe... Oh, what? How do you stand me back up? Oh, that was crazy. We're not going to acknowledge that, huh? That was actually wild. I wanted to hit a one. What does King do to launch after that? Do I just hop kick it? What does King do to launch after that? Whoa, whoa, why are we jumping? Why are we jumping? All right, that was a cooked round. Every day I stray a little bit further from happiness. Dude, dude, I'm losing it. I'm just... Why am I just wasting it every time? I hate it here. I hate this game, bro. This game and me, we just don't get along. We just don't get along, bro. We're never going to get along. All right, there's so many areas in Tekken where I just still need to actually learn. I don't know any of... When I block a low with King, I don't know what to do. I can't play defense. I don't know what to do when they're on the ground or when I'm on the ground. Any characters on the ground in Tekken, it's just a blow up for me. Emotion match for who? Him or me? Him? I think it's for him. I wouldn't be surprised if it's for me. I was going to say it should be for me. Oh, no. Give me a grab. No, okay. We don't have to grab. Ah. Okay, I'm going to... Oh, okay. He likes to crouch. All right, that was... That's the first time in this game. We got to get info. Dude, and my inputs are trash. My inputs are actually trash. I think that's what gets me the most. That's the rage-inducing part. Give me another grab. Thank you. Free round for me. I'm not getting demoted. I'm just armoring up immediately, bro. Anytime you see me do that input, by the way, where, like, King does the big overhead, I'm telling you right now, it's because I'm trying to do forward, forward, two and failing terribly. Oh, thank you, Freelo. I could have done so much more, but I'll take it. Oh, my God, embarrassing. Down, forward, one? Yeah. Wow, I thought I broke that. Okay, so we're not trading. Oh, kick him in the stomach, Dan. Hop kick. Here we go. Never doing that again. All right, that was a little something. He crouched again. I can't believe it. I should have just ran at him. I should have ran at him. Mix up, crouch. All right, I'll take that too. I'll take that. Okay. Hurry up, please let me block. No, I mean, that was, that was a lot to ask. I'm not going to, I'm not going to sit here and say that I wasn't asking for a lot. Yeah, not surprised that I died there. Oh, no. Oh, no, I'm going to lose my heat gauge. It'll be a win. After eight years, I'll take it. Oh my God, just let me play my, oh, this is, whoa, whoa, they're giving me three points like crazy. Oh my goodness. It's so easy to rank up in this game. Red rank, here we come, baby. Here we come. I'm going to make it look easy now. Let's go. Let's go. Oh yeah, now I'm confident. Give me that grab from downtown like I'm not mashing. Welcome to the show. One, two, oh, you got to break it. You got, you have to, but if you can't, what are you to do up against the wall there, buddy? Why don't you go get yourself a hot dog? Well, you think you're better than a hot dog stand, bro. You genuinely think that that's crazy. That's crazy. Didn't I hold on? Hold on. Hold on. Didn't I tell you rest? Oh, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. All right. Sit the fuck that. Sit the. Okay. I was having too much fun. Take this grab. Didn't think so. Mashing key charge. Absolutely. One of these days I'll learn how to do that for real, but that day is not today. I don't, I don't think that's, I don't think that's the focus point that I'm going to get better at taking on. Oh my goodness. I'm still alive. Oh, that's a low. What was the, I forgot the King's super launcher. I don't know. Okay. He, he found the fraud allegation, bro. I don't, I don't wait. What the fuck? That was me that you could have had me convinced bro. All right. I'm not sure what to do against that movie was doing. Oh, wow. Oh, and he's got damage. If you can do after that, can I not block? Oh, no. No King. Dude, the God damn move. I dude, I hate when I don't get my moves in Tekken. When I get, when I get a hop kick and when I want the armor thing, those are like two different, bro. Those are two different for me to be messing that up. I think armor move just goes crazy here. That does this. Steve have a side. Oh God. Oh God. All right. Not my round. All right. It might not be my round, but I'm going to do it. Oh God, King. If you ever do that again, I'm going to sue. I hate it here, King. And you're the reason why. All right. Campus buttons there. I've lost it. Oh, that sucks. Oh, wow. That hit. What the fuck? All right. Hey, hey, I'm going to be I'll be the first to complain for him on that one. I will be the first to complain for him on that one. All right. Hold on. I got to get this reverse 3.0, bro. I got to get this reverse 3.0 because I am pissed. Oh, how is that not a break? He's getting cheesed. He got cheesed, bro. That is crazy. I will be the first to admit that King has to work not even close to as hard as other characters. That is wild. Oh, I'm having a good day again. I'm having a good day. No break. No break. Oh, what? I thought that was me. I can't. I can't break throws. Just grab, just grab. I'm just going to I'm just going to one to one grab my way through everything. No, it's not a one break. And I don't know how to block after I get on the ground there. Okay, I did it again. Oh my God. Oh, I thought hop kick would work there. No, hop. Thank you. Oh, freeload. We getting stuck in yellow with this one, boys. I refuse to believe that my inputs are just trash. If my inputs were in trash, I think I'd get right ranked free. But sadly, my inputs are trash. So and I can't play defense and that's a one plus two and I hit one. Oh, I was going to say, I can't believe I got away with that block fucking low. I block low. Okay, I'll take it. I'll take it. Thank you. I wasn't sure what happened there. I saw the white spark. I was like, no way I armor through that. I did a lot of fucking damage, dude. Oh God. No, one plus two. No. I'll take it. Oh, why am I not getting that move ever now? No. Oh God, I'm just spamming now. I just want to win. What? Oh, damn. I just hit it because I was pissed. I just hit it because I was pissed. There's the demotion. I was mashing. I was mashing. I can't fucking win and take him. Promotion match. You know what? I actually chat. That's kind of a kind of a big time strat because I want to win this. I can't speak, but if I win this, all right, can I practice this too? All right. So it's like a delay. It's forward forward to delayed to this is the big rank up strat here. You guys probably don't know because you probably don't know. You probably don't know ball like that. Let's go. Give me a little bit of heat back. Let's go. Let's go mix up. Mix up time. Thank you. All right. Come on. I told you, it's just a strat. Everything is just a strategy. I'm never blocking low. All right. You caught me. All right. And if that's a problem, then just hit me low forever. Then if that's a problem, get up, get up. Come on. What in the fuck are you flying around about? I want to don't make me watch a 40 minute cut scene. Don't make me watch the 40 minute cut scene. I'm going to cry, dude. One plus two. I should just always be mashing one plus two. I can't. Oh, wow. Free low. It is time for the upper cut, by the way, chat. I do I am picking up what you're putting down. I mean, that was just fucking spamming at the end, but I'll take a win. Big promotion strats. Now watch as I move all the way up to the middle of Eliminator again. I wasn't that much. Let me get this fucking red rank though. This is not a great match for me in terms of rank points ability, but we still need to win. Don't ask me what I can't block high. Wow. That was a mistake. Okay. I don't mind getting hit there. I don't sit the fuck down. What I'm trash. Oh, but sometimes trash has its day in the sun. Shut up. All right. My bad. My bad. Oh, gee. My bad. Get the fuck off me. Oh, look at that hot. That was crazy. That that looked sit down next time. Crouch. Nope. All right. Not a croucher. Not a big crouch guy. Stand up then. Stand up then. Oh my God. You're going to stand up again. Big decisions there. You're going to keep standing up. I'm going to keep grabbing you around the neck. Go ahead. I didn't know how to actually do that off a combo. I'm not going to lie. Get off me. Whoops. Whoops. Whoops. Whoops. What the fuck? I'm a dragon. I'm not sure what the fuck is happening. Honestly. Y'all thought I was going to lose this round. Huh. You got another thing coming. All right. I lost. Never mind. I won. Oh, he micro ducted it. And now we got to watch a cut scene. Oh no. I just need to get a few cheap grabs in. I got to even up the game. She grabbed cheap grab number two. We're evening up the game a little bit here. Oh my God. Shining was it? What? I think I shouldn't use the larry at that that that recklessly. Shining was it pot three. Okay. That got a little close at the end there, but I'll take the rank point 70 point. That's barely going to move the needle. That's barely moving the needle anyway. We got to get up. So now you're giving me confidence. Now you're giving me a little coffee dance. Huh. All right. A little bit of armor for both of us. Give me that big wrap. All right. I'll sit over here if you need me to. Hell sweep. Hell sweep. Oh my God. Get that much damage off a health sweep that much damage off a health sweep is a little nuts. I mean these matchups are literally like like I'll just admit like it's it's it's it feels cooked for me because I can't block lows and lows that do this much damage. It might as well be GGs. Give me that sit down. Sit down. Hold on. Maybe if I just play my offense that I never have to play defense. Make sense. Make sense to me. Big time splash. Grab. No. Oh shit. Give me grab. No. All right. Oh wow. That that whiff is crazy. Okay. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. All right. Stay down. Oh that should have ended so much worse for him. Oh the low is crazy. Why are you dying with full heat? I mean true but I mean I don't even know how to go into heat other than just mashing it. Let me mash it out real quick. What? It's true bro. I'm not blocking low. Damn damn damn bro. Oh don't crouch. Don't crouch. Hold on. Let me get my confidence back. Seven win streak. Hold on. We don't need a seven win streak round here. Okay. I'm going to stop going for one to one grab. Maybe the cards been a bit overplayed. All right. We're good. We're good. We got a round. We got a round. No crouch. Thank you. Damn. Lones in this game are actually unseeable by my eye. I wish you guys could see the world through my eyes man. You actually can't see the lows. It's crazy. Can't be serious. Oh that sucked. I was a lot of points. Damn. Can I get some high points matches bruh? I need some high point gaining matches. Not Steve bro. Big time. Fucking god damn it. I hate rage arts. What? Who you got to be kidding me? I didn't expect it to kill. I didn't expect it to kill me. Oh but no no this time you die to it. This time you die to it. But now honestly that's the last time I'm letting you get away with that. If you're ever in rage art range I'm not playing the game bro. You did that to yourself. Counter hit. You would love to see it. I don't know how to break that. Is that a 1 plus 2? Probably right. No I tried to get the rage art out. No. No that was a 1 plus 2. I thought I broke that. No. The armor king. There we go. Alright I'll take it. A little bit of a cheap win. God can I please get this win? I need this win. Shining wizard I'll take that too. Don't crouch don't crouch thank you. Oh yeah oh yeah oh yes. He always does that grab into the 1 plus 2 grab. I didn't break that one. He's gonna hit rage art. He's gonna hit rage art. He's gonna hit rage art. He's gonna hit rage art. I don't want to. Hit rage art like six times. Please it's L1 right. Oh my god he deserved to lose to rage art. Oh no no bro no way. Why didn't the rage art come out? Oh god. Is that GG's? Yeah that was GG's. Oh that was cheap. That was cheap. Every time he does it in that exact order that is definitely a and then the 1 plus 2. Why always in that order bro? Oh you gotta be. You gotta be kidding me. Why always in that order? He's like oh shit he teched my grab. You know what? I'm gonna hit him with another grab. Alright that was a good round for us. We did some studying. I'm sad about that but I'll take it. Oh he did another 1 grab. That was a little nerve wracking. I'm not gonna lie. That got a little nerve wracking there. Oh feels good man feels good. Thank you thank you. Oh I've been waiting for that. Hey Cortez appreciate the sub. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Will you say it's still for hop kick round start? Hop kick round start. Give him legs legs legs. No. Ah he did another 1 grab. He finally changed it up. Sit down. Is what I would say. Is what I would say had I let that rock out. I'm not sure why I didn't. Oh. Oh I'm afraid your mother. I'm afraid my response is your mother. I needed the rank ups. Cortez thanks again for the sub. Eliminator almost halfway up again. I just need a few more high point grabbing rounds. Oh it's King on King. 1-2-1 grab. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Oh he did a crouching jab. Let me put him in the headlock. All right let me see if I can't. Oh I was not ready for that. I'll be completely honest. Oh fuck me. And good night. You're alive. You're not alive for long though. Oh God. Maybe you are. What's crazy is I'm just trying to test. I'm just trying to test the forward forward two thing. Where did I get you? Where did I get you? Yeah I'm slippery. I slip right by it. I'm too slippery. I'll take another grab. Thank you very much. I just need to win. Crouch thank you. All right I just need to get to red ranks. No thank you. I'm just going for it. I knew he wouldn't block the low. That's why I went for it. I'm crazy. What the fuck? I have never seen that before. Bro that is literally just techin. That move was just made up just now. Big splash. I'll take the grab. Interrupt him. Make him sad. Counter hit. There we go. Armour up. Armour up. Get him mad. Get him mad. Get him mad. I don't know what to do. No thank you. Oh how is that not a shining wizard. I thought I was nice at the game but I'm not nice. Stand up. Yes. Stand up. Oh I wanted it. Oh I did a hop kick. Drop it. Drop it. Yes yes. Oh why did I not think he was going to do a low. I mean I probably wouldn't have known how to block anyway. Get off of me. I'm just going to go for it. Why not? Brouch. Matching it out. You got to you got to block or do something. I don't know. I don't know what to tell you to use your points. This is it. This is it. All right come on. Give me more matches where there's like real points on the line dude. Not a okay not okay. I should have been more specific. Give me more matches where points are on the line but never match me up against a Yoshi meets you player ever for as long as I live. Thank you. That is not a one break. I was on the ground and so I didn't know what was happening. Damn. Oh what the fuck was that a party that could you know honestly that's pretty in character for Yoshi Mitsu. All right Mishima player which means I'm cooked but am I going to am I going to give up hell no am I going to get out here and try hell yes. Okay big damage I was kind of hoping for the mix but I guess I'll take that every day. Shining wizard in the lag it's not me this like isn't what the fuck it's starting to look suspicious. It's really starting to look suspicious bros crouches this guy crouches don't make me have to tell on you again bro never crouch again. All right. All right you got me. Are you got me. Yeah you got me. All right yeah you got me. All right I try to go for a few armor crush moves there. Thank God I was going to say that should definitely have been me I'm not even sure why the slow-mo gave him that much credit. All right I kind of crept in there in the middle of the night I'm not going to lie well played well played I'll give it up he was he was he played it. Okay you're going to break. That was random as fuck you're going to break all those grinds and get your hop kick big point gaining come on keep that up keep that up I need that I said I need it I need it bro. Do we take that train. Oh no. Hell sweep hell sweep crouches who does he think he is this guy crouches stop crouching. Oh he didn't crouch. I keep breaking right. What the fuck he hit the ground that hard evil energy came up forgive me if I'm not buying that he hit the ground so hard that evil energy came up. Oh yes I mean to be honest I didn't notice I was two rounds down so that wind feels a lot less good but I mean let's just try it out right. I'm going to hop kick there I thought I had a hop kick there. Oh damn that wall fucking hit. Okay I mean we still gain more than a for up for a win that a loss so we still have a chance here if we win this and then win maybe two in the next one you know we we still have a rank up chance. I just think just think just think. You know he always crouches that one he always crouches that one we got to remember that for the set one plus I shouldn't have committed that heavy. I shouldn't have committed that heavy. Let's go free round. I love a free round. Let's go get him a little angry get him a little angry with some lows get him a little angry. Get him a little angry. I need him a little pissed. Oh no no I needed that I need that. Oh sir it's getting a little closer. Okay it's a right rank so that means there's good points on the line come on come on baby I need this I said I need it. I believe I believe I believe I gotta learn a whole new opponent though armor. Okay we got a good armor hit. Okay so you like side stepping so you like side stepping kid. All right. All right we lost around we lost around this guy goes low a lot it might be worth just blocking it out. I'll take that game hopefully that's game. That's right I'll take it I'll take it I'll take this King have low parries. Yeah I think every character has low parries. Oh he loves crouching though. He loves crouching. What am I doing? Oh King. King what the fuck buddy. All right big damage we're gonna try to cheese this. Let's go. Let's go. Oh I said I said I need it come on right here right now right here right now I've been grinding all goddamn day. I said I want it I said I need it. He loves crouching he loves crouching I'm gonna take him every day of the week out there. Oh I want to throw hop kicks in here every chance I get. I just if I just throw the hop kicks in here he gets punished for going for like random lows. Let's go. We're up around in the promotion match of my life. Stop crouching you gotta stop crouching. Okay he went he went mid a few times that's fine. Okay I'm hop kicks not working right now. That's not good. Let's go. Keep him honest. I hope he hit a button. He did which puts us back in the match. We have a chance to cheese out of if we get this we get cheese out around lead he'll be pissed. We'll stand a very good shot but I think we should go for like an OK or something. No I try to hop kick hop kick. I try to spam out of hop kick I can't honestly I can't be blamed for that he's gotten hit by so many of them it seemed like a good idea at the time. No these lows man these slow lows. There we go see that's why that's why the hop kicks work because he likes going to those slow lows randomly. I mean RKO is it is that fun check is it as fun as power bomb. Oh God. What the fuck that is crazy. That was unfortunate. It might still be a promo match honestly it's not. All right it's fine it's fine fine fine. All right. All right all right all right we was checking him. Oh counter hit. That is cheap. That is cheap. I hit a button. You actually did you actually did you actually did. Thank you. Thank you for hitting a button. I appreciate that. And a smile. All right. I mean this will bring us into a promo match for sure. This is going to bring us into a promo match. I can't believe how close we are. I cannot believe how close we are to ranking up without being able to rank up. That's got to be the closest has ever been. Promo match. Oh it's a promo match for him too. Oh brother. Oh brother dude. Me the likes. No. Shining wizard. Come on sword slice. Well I didn't know what to do. I was mashing fuck down around is not where we want to be down around is not where we want to be. That's how I try to hit one. I that's probably not the one grab no way. I mean how many points can I really lose though. Damn. Come on man. Is it still a promo match for me. I got to know what I'm fighting for. Oh take it away from me. Oh no this isn't going to be that many points though is it. No no no is that fucking Goku. Goku you're here to see me off. This is what broke this is why Goku is my go bro because he always comes to me about time of need. That's why he's my best friend. Oh that's why he's my greatest character. Come here. Come here. Let me throw you around Goku. Goku you do care. There's no way dude. I can't believe I'm fighting Goku. No way dude. No way what's happening. Thank you. He's just he's just throwing. He's just throwing. This isn't how I wanted to chat. But I'll be damned if I'm not going to take it. Let's go. I'll be damned if I'm not going to take it baby. Got you. Wow what a hero bro look and he leaves. Wow. Okay what the fuck. I can do that too. I can do that too. Yeah I can do that too. I can kick your legs a few times too. Yeah yeah I tried it. I tried it. Congrats on the promotion. Do they make it for men? I'll take it. What are you blocking low for? What are you truly afraid of? So you just the system mechanics are just your favorite part of the game. I get that too. Like I love the system mechanics. And that fucking hurt. That's negative. Don't crouch. Thank you for not crouching. Holy shit I took a big risk. I can't backstep that. I honestly don't know what to do about that. Okay I'm big beam blast. Oh damn that was close. Alright. I start every match down this exact hill. Oh yes. I'll take a free round. I'll take the free set. Big point gaining. Now let me win one more so I can be above Dion real quick. Cause I'm not gonna let that slide. I'm not gonna let that slide. Alright I just got stuck. I got stuck. I got stuck trying to hit like two buttons and I couldn't hit them. Every time. Every time I get hit by that. It was gonna give me a little bit of heat back. I need that. I'll crouch. That time I crouched and I saw she crouch. I was like yeah you're getting this mid. I'll take the damage. I don't care. I kinda walked around. I'm blocking that. I'm blocking it all day every day. Yes sir. I'm aware that you like that you like your system mechanics. I know you like your system mechanics. You enjoy them. Appreciate that. Anyway yeah I've always been better than Dion to take him. It's just like I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. It's like yeah you know I kind of taught him everything I know and he's definitely gotten pretty nice over time. But like it just comes pretty natural to me.