 and welcome to a video that could've been an email. The only morning show where we answer the universe's greatest questions, submitted by you. I'm Simmons. And I'm Gryth. Today's question comes from Jane Donut, who asks, do you guys ever leave Red Base? What? Are we even allowed to leave Red Base? That actually reminds me of an article I scrolled past yesterday that said, more people than ever are choosing to spend over 90% of their time indoors. Huh, no wonder doctors are declaring the next big pandemic as just vitamin D deficiency. As we move into this interior utopia, many say we've gone too far. But have we really? Does anyone actually like it outside, like actually enjoy it? I've heard outside is quite lovely this time of year. That's just Hollywood propaganda. In reality, the outdoors sucks. It's either too hot and your skin starts leaking or it's too cold and it hurts to use your hands. Inside is like the Goldilocks of locations, but unlike in Goldilocks, real bears live outside. Wow, tell me you're a nerd without telling me you're a nerd. What do you even do out there anyway? Go for a walk? Why? Sports? They got boring decades ago. Go to a barbecue. Last I checked, we can cook inside. That's why they're called Kitch Inns. So clearly this is a hot button issue for some reason. So let's throw it over to our in the field correspondent, Sarge, who's outside right now to see what it's like. Sarge? Uh, Sarge. Sarge, I'm here with- Sarge? I'm here at- Sarge, can you hear- I'm here at- God damn it, Griff. Shut your cake hole. Can't you see I'm trying to do some reporting? I think there's some kind of delay, Sarge. I think there's a delay? Yeah, so maybe just- Well, I was gonna say- Well, why don't you- Hey, Griff, I stand over here. You know what? I'll just use my superior five-star intellect to anticipate what you're going to ask and respond ahead of time. Go ahead. So, uh, what's it like out there, Sarge? Yes. This isn't working. It isn't working, Simmons. I told you this would happen if you had half these on a morning show with the old Agent Orange soda over there. I bet he mistook the broadcast cables for chocolate licorice and chewed through enough voltage that would kill most normal-sized men. Just talk about the outdoors. But back to the great outdoors. It's great! There's nothing quite like cracking open a cold one around a warm fire after a long day of camping and waiting for Griff to come around the corner to get him when he least expects it. I also enjoy running after Griff, bicycling over Griff and hunting Griff. When the weather's nice, I also enjoy playing golf with Griff's. BEEP Huh. Looks like we lost the feet there. Weird. Must be the weather. I think you're right, Simmons. Fuck the outside. So, there you have it. No one likes it outside. Yeah, and take it from us. Two dudes who never left the safety of their own full-body armor. Wait, you've never taken off your armor? And that's all the time we've got for this episode. It's been 20 years. Have a great morning and an even better day.