For those of you who've been asking me for an exercise video, here you go!
I used to run over three miles a day, but I'm getting winded so quickly now I just want to sit and stuff my face. My thighs are covered in cellulite, touching over half-way down, dimpled and quivering when I run. My belly is starting to bounce, but just barely. Maybe with another twenty or thirty pounds it will start to jiggle and slosh around, continuing to move even after I stop running, as round as a pregnant woman's and covered in soft, buttery fat, topping my even fatter thighs and extending out inches beyond my huge breasts.