 Adam does movies live. I always forget what day it is when I start. It's like I get things prepared and then I'm like, oh shit, is it Tuesday or Friday? Because that's when I do these live streams. Tuesday nights at 9.30 p.m. Eastern Central Time or whatever it's called Eastern Standard and Friday nights at the same, unless it doesn't work out because I have a family and they bother me and that's just how life is. Today we're doing a fun one. I have my buddy here, Tony from Hack the Movies. Tony, are you ready to come on? Just give me a thumbs up if you are. We didn't get to greet each other before this because he was running late. That's why this is late because of him and he's going to give you some bullcrap excuse like he told me and I'm going to deny it. Tony, hello, how are you? Adam, I shot a bonus episode today, a full episode and a surprise commentary track, you dick. Although, although I was late for my own Godzilla podcast earlier this week, it's fair to blame me. Yeah, I think that's what I'm going to do regardless of whether or not it's your fault. I think the only, you know, before we start, Tony, do you have anything going on over at Hack the Movies to get people's beaks a little bit? Shot a batch of episodes recently, got more coming up. Let me think. I have a nice little trip planned at the end of February. I'm going to Boston to see the Evil Dead musical. Wow. I've never seen it before. No. Every time I've been in Boston, I've been stuck at the Goddamn Convention Center. So this time I'll actually be able to like walk around in the freezing cold. Sounds less fun. Yeah. Got a bunch of stuff up on Patreon recently. Oh, I'm on cameo now. Oh my God. So am I, but it's only because you told me to go on cameo and then I did nothing with it. I didn't like tell anyone. I'm on cameo.com slash Tony Paluso. What's your cameo, Adam? Say it now. I don't know. I think it's Adam does movies, but I don't know. Maybe it's Adam Olinger. I don't know. How do I look? Cameo.com slash Adam Olinger does something. I'm Adam Olinger on cameo. Good. So it's both our Christian names. Yeah. What is cameo? You just say hi to people. They can pay you money. They pay you to say things. Lately people have been paying me to do famous wrestling promos, but one of them wanted me to do it in a David Lynch voice. Okay. That's, wow. So that was a little hard. And I can only do his character from Twin Peaks who is always shouting cause he's deaf. So that was really hard to do a full on wrestling promo as the fucking David Lynch. So let me ask you the big question, Tony. Yeah. Can you get any sort of a bonus for telling me to sign up for cameo? I used your code. Apparently I will, I guess. I guess someone needs to pay you first. Oh, okay. So someone jumped into my can. Why don't you just pay me, Tony? Just give me the, I don't know. I would like. No, cause it comes from the money that would have went to cameo. So I'm not taking money from you. I understand. I understand. Okay. Well, that it is what it is. I guess if someone asked me to wish them a happy birthday, I imagine that would be the highlight of someone's life. How depressing. I actually did wish someone a happy birthday and his wife sent me a picture of him looking at the cameo on his birthday. What an amazing time to be alive. It's great. I love a lot of people's shit on it. Adam, I've been trying to get on cameo for like three years. I apparently wasn't famous enough. Oh. Recently, not the Joey C. We know. There's another podcast or called Joey C. Who's like, I don't know what his show is. It's awful. Somehow he made it onto cameo and he has no following. So I was like, oh good. The floodgates are open. People like. Can you not just jump? Do you have to be invited to it? Is that why? I honestly kept putting my information. I think it was only going by like social media followers like Twitter and Instagram. And those aren't my strong suit. Whatever changed happened recently. I'm on it now and I'm loving every minute of it. Yeah. Well, yeah, I imagine so. How amazing. I have an announcement too, Tony. It's one that I've said a couple of times. Okay. I of course didn't prepare the slide, but here it is. I will be at Megacon at the beginning of February. February 1st, I believe. Maybe it's the second. I don't know. I don't know dates. I'm gonna be there for three of the four days of the event. I think it starts on Thursday. I'll be there Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and I'm gonna be on three panels as of now. Oh. I'll be on a panel talking about hot takes in the movie industry, which as you know, I don't really have any. I'm pretty much as well. Yeah, yeah, you pretty much, you're just go with the flow. Yeah, yeah. People definitely don't know me last year from a Godzilla. Yeah, you definitely didn't have the most controversial review. I think I've seen it the year. No. Yeah. And I will be on a panel Saturday for the comic book industry in movies. And if it's oversaturated and if the bubble has finally burst after all these years, and then Sunday, I will be doing one, Tony, that you would be well more equipped to talk about, which is horror films. Yeah, well. Not horror, not horror films, horror films. Either way, you're more equipped for it. Why the hell are you doing that? Why did I get invited to a mega con? I don't know, Tony. I just go, you know, maybe they're looking for some shlubby Joe Schmoe to give his voice to the common man about horror films. So they're like, yeah, Adam does movies. He does a new jack shit. Let's have him on here. It's like, yeah. I didn't get invited to like any con, except for like one local one. Tony, you will be. You will be proud of me. I was going to Orlando twice last year. You go to Orlando when I'm not there. Yeah, I, you know, I did ask and you said you weren't going to this one because you go to so many cons. Yeah, that's true. You do and you never invite me. But, um, Tony, the one thing I thought you'd be very proud of me about is I've been recently going back and watching horror films from the 20s, the 1920s. I just watched the creature from the blue or the creature from the black lagoon. Yes. That movie's not good. That's from the fifties. Not a good film. Yeah, I got to see that in a 3D showing. Why? They found like an original 3D print of the movie because it was fun. Creature of the Black Lagoon is fun. It's, I mean, whatever. Yeah, when it came out, I'm sure it was amazing. Obviously, going back and watching now, it's, you know, I will say, one thing I will say, I don't know if there's any controversy behind this, but the Jaws theme is eerily similar to the theme sort of in The Creature of the Black Lagoon. It's been a minute since I've seen Creature from the Black Lagoon. Mike, my old score because it's very similar. My old web series, Mummy Cop, we had Teacher from the Black Lagoon. That was a character. Interesting. I think it's time to start this bit then since we were now down to your deep cut movie. All right, well, I'll be a mega con. Hopefully some of you guys will be there as well because it is the first time I've ever attended a con where I was part of it. So that'll be fun. That'll be, I mean, it could be a complete disaster, but who knows. Well, let me know if it's a disaster. Let me know. Well, yeah, that'll be, that's when you're interested. What did you do, Adam? For some reason, you took off your pants and you ran around the auditorium. What were you thinking? I don't know. It just felt right. You're gonna be like, yeah, Tony, it's weird. There was a guy who looked like you, but he had a fake mustache on top of his real mustache. And he said, he said, justice for minus one. I don't know what he was talking about. Justice for minus one. Yeah, someone will probably throw a tomato at me or something. You suck. You ruined the rod and tomato score. Use your tomato back, jackass. All right, today we're gonna be talking about something that last year I remember, I recall, I think it was Quinton Tarantino who said this. Maybe it was two years ago or seven at this point. Everything, every year is like a week. He said that the movie star is irrelevant now. They're basically dead. It's about characters. It's about iconic characters and properties. And it's not really about the guy or the girl who's driving you to the theater, into the seats. I do kind of agree to an extent, especially after I had to rack my brain about 10 of my own actors working today or that have been working for like a thousand years. And if they do actually interest me into going to a movie, and I came up with 10, did you, did you manage to get 10? Yeah, I managed to get 10. I was actually, I didn't know if I was gonna even be able to do this. I was gonna be like, hey, Adam, I'm sick or something because it was too hard of a topic. But no, I'm actually, I'm sick. I'm sick. I got the black lung, Pa. Yeah, because I work in a coal mine. You're right, right. No, but it really got me to think. I'm like, oh, who have I been watching recently? That gets me to watch different types of films. Oh, I should have clarified. These are like theatrical movie releases not porn films, Tony, from like, you know. Oh, shit. All right, we might need to change it. All right, let me delete Mia McOva, delete her, Lena Lovings, delete her. You are really quick to these names. Adam, Adam, I've been single for two years. That's fair, that's fair. I've been married since I was a child, apparently. Okay, so I think we maybe just go back and forth on this, teeter-totter it, if that's okay. I did make a 10 list because kids like top 10s, even though I don't really consider these to be in any sort of order. And I have two honorable mentions. Okay. One is Keanu Reeves, and I've thrown him in the honorable because he really only does John Wick movies as far as I know anymore. Yeah, I honestly, he does do other movies, but I was thinking about it. I'm like, I'm only really going to see his John Wick movie. Exactly, exactly. Yeah, he does some other things. Yeah, let me look real quick. What is he, other than the Matrix 4? We don't talk about that. That's why he's an honorable mention because that movie alone takes any sort of segment I have for Matrix. But yeah, I'm looking at the list and I haven't, yeah, I never saw the new Bill and Ted. I didn't either. Didn't see Toys. Yeah, I've only been watching him in John Wick movies. Yeah, so he's an honorable mention. Another one, my last of the two is Jim Carrey because I think Jim Carrey is kind of retired now and this is supposed to be a list of actors that are actually still, you know, coming out of the movies. He's still doing like the Sonic movies. I think he's done. So he had an interview, I think a few where he said he's kind of over it all. And if you look at Sonic 3 and IMDb, he's not listed. And they have been very tight-lipped about Jim Carrey coming back for Sonic 3. So I think he's done and it's a shame. He has been producing a lot of stuff. He was producing that stand-up comedy show for a little bit. I think he acted in it too. Okay. Who's they gonna say? Oh, speaking of Jim Carrey, I think it's been a fun, it's been a fun like 10 years or so, but my friend is finally making me watch Dumb and Dumber 2. I haven't watched it. I've avoided it for so long. It's so bad. Yeah. Why are you having to do this? She brought it up in an episode. She's like, I wanna make you watch that. I'm like, all right, I guess it's time. I guess it's time. Do you wanna pair it with Zoolander 2 and just completely hate yourself afterwards? Didn't even watch Zoolander 2. Zoolander 2 might be worse than, I think Zoolander 2 is worse than Dumb and Dumber. I think the only late comedy sequel that off the top of my head, I can remember seeing this Bad Santa 2, which was okay, but I definitely only seen it once. I don't rewatch it like I do Bad Santa every Christmas. Sure. Oh yeah. I haven't seen Bad Santa 2 yet either. It's whatever. It's fine. Yeah, I just don't care. Yeah. Last thing before we jump in, super chats are always welcome. I did notice Tony put a comment below. We do ignore the regular chat. We consider those just common peasants. They're not with our time. So if you wanna get your voice heard, if you wanna talk about your favorite actor or actress, or if you want us to talk about your favorite actress or actor, put a super chat in $1, $10, whatever. Oh no, Adam, I only respond to $20 super chat. So, you know, there's a workaround. You can pay $5 to ask Adam to ask me a question. Okay, there you go. But directly $20, I will not do that. I'll answer pretty much anything. I'm a very cheap date. You know, you offer me a stick of gum and an expired red Robin gift card. Adam, you know what the worst part of these streams are? When I try to come up with something witty, but then it's too witty, and I gotta jump up to $5 instead of $2. I'm like, God damn it, Adam. I'm like, I gotta leave this witty comment because I'm an asshole. But I didn't want to spend $5. Well, Tony, you're making so much money on cameo now. You're gonna afford the $20, I mean, come on. All right, my number, I'll start because I think that's just the way you should do it as a host is you really steamroll in conversation. My number 10 spot, which again, this isn't in any order. I love this guy. He's a household name at this point. Matt Damon, as he's better known as. Matt Damon, he's gone back all the way since Goodwill hunting and I mean, even clerks and some of those other films, but the guy is consistently still working. He was in Oppenheimer. He's in air. Two movies that I honestly think should be on the top 10, top 20 lists for people. I know Oppenheimer is on most, but you may remember he's in Thor, Love and Thunder, critically acclaimed Thor. Oh yeah, he reprised his role from Thor Ragnarok. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. He's, I mean, he's just been consistently working and making great choices for films for several decades now. The Martian was one of my favorite. I think it was my movie of the year, a few years back. Martian was good. I mean, I think. I just pulled him side, DB. I forgot he was one of the rednecks in Deadpool 2. He was totally unrecognizable. I didn't even know he was in that. That's funny. The guy that like when Cable first comes back from the future and those two rednecks are talking about toilet paper, Matt Damon is one of those guys. He's so awesome. He does those weird kind of cameos. Yeah. He does a lot of movies where he's not even billed on the film. Do you remember Interstellar where he just randomly shows up for like the last 20 minutes of the film? Like what are you doing in this? I love Matt Damon. He's kind of just the go-to guy when you need a good performance and an everyman type character. Ford V Ferrari was another one from like a year or so back that I also loved. No. Fantastic guy. So that's why. I still need to see that. You know what movie I do need to see? The last Jason Bourne movie. I never saw the fifth Jason Bourne movie where he came back. You know what? I don't think I've seen it and I'm pretty sure I owned like the Bourne collection. You know what? I had it. You saw the Jason Bourne Stuntacular, right? I loved it. That was great. I love that it's spoiled Jason Bourne four because what's the faith? Julia Stiles? Julia Stiles. Which finally she dies in the movie which I didn't know. So in the opening video, she's like, I died but I was actually pretending and I'm pretty sure she was gonna follow that up with because I'm the only actor they could get for this intro. Oh, it is. Yeah, Julia Stiles. She's just kind of, if you look hard enough, you can see her wandering around Universal Studios. She's waiting for another game. I did rewatch the Bourne trilogy last year. God damn those hold up. We should do like, at some point we should do like a best Bourne movie. Yeah, I agree. Do you think it's weird though that that's the Stunt Spectacular at Universal? It seems like it's a property that's not super popular compared to like Mission Impossible 45 or the John Wick series that's still going on. I'm guessing it was in development like when the last movie was coming out which I don't think did well but people still like the Bourne movies. Yeah, I mean, it's fine. I think a Mission Impossible Stunt Spectacular though would be fantastic. That would be a little bit better. Come on, forget about it. You wanna do your top 10? Let me see what Kyle Nelson has to say. For $1.99, Kyle shot out of a cannon with the first super chat. Who is the ugliest actor-actress? That's a hard guy. That is a harsh. I don't think, you know, I think everybody's beautiful in their own unique way. Opposite, I think everyone's a gross goblin. Everyone is equally disgusting in their own way. You know, I would say it because I just watched this movie and absolutely adored it. Poor things. I would say Willem Dafoe, not the most attractive man and he's- Funny enough, funny enough. He's on my list at some point. I love Willem Dafoe's great, but I don't think he's the most classically attractive looking gentleman, but he does have a uniqueness to him that I know some women and some men probably would really find appealing. You know, I like him as an actor, but I don't get the women's swooning over him, like Adam Driver. Yeah, I don't get that either. I think he's tall, he's got that baritone voice and he's got kind of a broken look to him, like he needs to be fixed. And I think that's really good for people. I think he was a Marine too, wasn't he? Yeah, yeah. Okay, well, that's something. That's something. People like a man in uniform. You want me to do mine since I- I would love that. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, my list again, probably like yours, like with Matt Damon, it's a mixture of like newer and older people. Sure. But I was thinking, like who has gotten me to go to the theater or see a new movie recently? And Willem Dafoe recently, I haven't seen Poor Things, but- Oh, it's so good. Tony, you'll love. This is a Tony movie. I feel like I would, I feel like- Freaking good. You gotta go see it. I just watched it, it's awesome. It's so annoying in December when they like, or like when they released those like movies I would really like to see, but like in random theater, yeah. By the way, making my January list for the wrap up of like, wow, this is a lot of garbage, isn't it? Yeah, that's bad. But yeah, look, I went and saw Asteroid City, he was an ADL small part. I watched that Peacock special. We talked about the show. I don't think you did, but me, Joey and whatnot, we watched Inside with Willem Dafoe and he was really great in that. I went and saw the Northman a few years ago as my favorite movie that year. Yeah. Before that, he reprises roles, the Green Goblin in Spider-Man No Way Home. Of course. He was really good in Aquaman, which I wasn't expecting. I loved him in the lighthouse. So like, I realized like, well, I've been, by the way, he's in a billion things. I haven't even seen most of the new stuff, but I'm actually enjoying seeing Willem Dafoe in a lot of shit. He's been in a lot of, now that you say that, he's been in a lot of shit. Holy crap. He's been the last few years. Yeah. He's like Matt Damon too. They're just very consistently working and pretty reliable. And they were together in that movie, The Great Wall. The Great Wall, did anybody see that movie? I remember people were like, there was controversy, like why are they putting white leading men in this movie about this? And then like the Chinese production company was like, no, we wanted them in it. They were like, it was the same. Didn't it give you shades of Tom Cruise in The Last Samurai kind of? Yeah. But in this one specifically, I think the Chinese company was like, no, we want him, we want them in the movie. So Americans will see our movie. Right. But yeah, no, he's like, he's a solid actor. Like even in bullshit, like Death Note, he was still enjoyable. Very, very fair pick. Yeah. Yeah, I think he's a solid actor. Even when he's in, last year, we reviewed Speed 2. Not a good movie. He's in that? Yeah, he's the bad guy in Speed 2. Oh my God. And he's so entertaining despite how garbage that movie is. That movie's so bad. I kind of bleached my brain. Oh my God. You should do a movie roast on that one. It is on my list, I think. Yeah, you should revisit it just to really focus on his performance. Tony, the problem is these movie roasts take a lot of time, and they're not doing the numbers that I would have liked. I'm just kind of saddened by the whole thing. Thanks for bringing it up. Speed 2, yeah. Who is the main actor in it? Is it anybody? Or is it some regular Shmo they grabbed? God damn it. Oh, god damn it. Jason Patrick. Jason Patrick. Yeah, OK. His dad was the younger priest and the original exorcist. Jason Patrick. Why is that name so familiar? He's got two first names. Oh, yeah, that guy. OK, yeah, he's something. All right, let's move to we got another super chef from King Cold, $2. I'm all in on Jenna Ortega, he says. Jenna Ortega is a household name, kind of shot out of nowhere from her role as Wednesday Adams in the show Wednesday. I don't get it quite yet what the appeal is, because I've only seen her in that and in Scream. What is it? 5, 7, 12, whatever it is. She was also good in ex. I thought she was good in ex. That's right. She's in ex. She's kind of like a side. She's not really anything. A lot of people liked her. I didn't watch the show, but that show, you? I didn't watch the show. Women love that show. That's Teenager shenanigans, Tony. I don't have time for that. People really liked her in that. So I think that's one of her, like, that's what really helped her explode. I don't dislike her. I do think she's got the it factor for sure. She's just not there. She's not Christina Ricci for me yet. We're going to go with another Wednesday Adams. I know Christina, she sold me right out of the gates. And she's been fantastic ever since, even today. Thank you, King Cold. Jenna Ortega, Traynaz has arrived. My number nine, I think this is probably one that should be on everyone's list. He's kind of the grandpa of cinema now. He's the male Meryl Streep. I'm talking about Tom Hanks, of course. Tom Hanks is just, he's like butter. He goes well with everything. And everything he's on, he kind of enhances. I pulled that analogy out of my ass, Tony. And I think it's freaking great. I mean, he got there. He got there, first of all. I'm not one to pat myself on the back, but I thought that was great. He was in the terrible, not terrible, but I didn't like it, Asteroid City that came out this year. I liked Asteroid City. Of course you did, of course you did. But yeah, I mean, he was, he's in a lot of like great movies. I mean, Pinocchio. Finch, which everyone saw, of course. Here's the problem. He did do a good bad guy in Elvis as Colonel Tom Parker. I haven't seen Elvis. So I guess it was like 17 hours long and I didn't care that much. You know what? I don't, maybe if it helps if you're like an Elvis fan, but it moved pretty quick. Like I did not, I watched him the theater and it didn't feel like a long movie. So. He's, his catalog, you know, ranges from some of the greatest of all time, like Castaway and Forest Gump. Yeah, Maze is in Monsters. Yeah, I agree. Maze is in Monsters, of course. The Da Vinci trilogy, the Da Vinci code trilogy. But then he has a League of their own. You've got mail. I mean, the guy's been in so many movies. I know the movie, He Knows You're Alone. Yeah, that's a good one. So, you know, he's gonna, he's gonna have a couple of stinkers along the way, but I think it's fair to say. Hey, Bachelor Party was good. Fuck you. I like Bachelor Party. I don't think I brought up Bachelor Party as one of his stinkers, Tony, but catch me. No, you know what? You know what? You know what? I've anti-Bachelor Party because I watched that movie as a kid. Love Tom Hanks in it. And I'm like, man, I can't wait to go to Bachelor Party when I'm older. They're going to be wild. I've been to two. Nothing crazy happens. Like what the, why would- I mean, I don't know if you go into your buddy Skeeter's house and having a warm glass of milk with him is considered a Bachelor Party to most people, Tony, but that's fine. I mean, I mean, you're a cool guy. I'm sure you did a lot of hookers and blow at your Bachelor Party, but like my brother-in-law, it's like, we went golfing and I'm like, okay. This wasn't what I was promised in media. Tony, wanna know what I did for my Bachelor Party? What did you do, Adam? I had about a dozen buddies over and we, so we used to do a thing from late high school post where we do these game day marathons. Okay. We would go into a basement and we'd have like 10 different TVs and every video game system ever imaginable. We'd put the couches back to back. We'd have mini fridges and we would marathon, play video games for 24 hours straight. So that's what I did for my Bachelor Party. So what you're telling me is that- I'm a bigger loser than you are. Like Hollywood's just been lying about Bachelor Parties my entire life. Cool. I'm glad I got excited for that. I mean, I think that you and I just maybe aren't cut from the cloth of a lot of other guys who are maybe a worse stock than some of the others out there. Before you say your stupid pick for number nine after- What do you talk about Tom Hanks? Tom Hanks was amazing. So I just don't think you can go anywhere but down. Robbie214 for 199 says, I will always go see Tom Cruise's films. Well, Tom. Well, Rob, I guess- Yeah, Tom Cruise is in here right now. Well, Robbie, I got news for you. Tom Cruise, why don't you come on out and say hi? Well, Robbie, you might be pleasantly, I was gonna say pleasantly surprised, but probably not surprised. You'd probably be happy with one of my picks down the road. Spoiler, it's Tom Cruise. Okay, go ahead. Because I got a lot, he almost made my list, but I have a lot to say about that. I got a lot of beef with Tom. I'm gonna tell you about it. Okay, my next one. Joaquin Phoenix. I was gonna do a spit take, but then I realized I didn't wanna spit out spray all over my equipment. So I said, I was like, ugh. Yeah, you know what, no, no, you know what? No, you know what? I almost put Joaquin Phoenix on my list too, because the man has range, damn it, but go on. Yeah, and you know what? I've always liked Joaquin, I remember like years ago, a few years back, I watched that movie like, or now, wow, 10 years ago, God damn it. The movie, Her. I remember going out to see that movie, Her, because then, obviously I- AI Voice. Yeah, obviously I grew up with Gladiator, loved Gladiator. I've always really liked it, but yeah, the last few years, like, I mean, it wasn't a very good Joker movie, but it was a good movie, and he was good in it. Joker was really good. Obviously I loved Bo's Afraid. Yeah, that was your movie of last year, wasn't it? Yeah, and I've seen clips from Napoleon. I gotta watch Napoleon finally. It's a fun time. I remember it's very historically accurate, but it's a good time, regardless. I don't know, I've been seeing him in stuff lately. He's had like a weird part in his career where he could kind of just do whatever. Yeah. He's going up in weight, down in weight, he's trying out new things. I'm like, you know what, I gotta start seeing more movies with him again. Now that you mentioned both Joker and the wave fluctuation, it kind of saddens me that I did not, hopefully you did, but I did not put Christian Bale on my list, and that's a mistake, because Christian Bale has a lot of great movies, and he's incredibly reliable. He is, but I realized I haven't really been going out of my way to see him. The only movie I saw was that movie from last year, The Pale Blue Eye, and that was mostly because it was on Netflix, and I didn't have to go out to the theater to watch it. I like him. I will see the movies he's in, but I notice I haven't really been going out of my way to watch. Yeah, you're right. Now that you say that, I'm looking through his lineup, and I haven't seen, I mean, I saw Ford v. Ferrari, which was fantastic. Vice was great, but then I did not see, he's in Mowgli and Hostels and Promise, and how are these movies even? He's been doing a lot of smaller films, which I'm sure I would like, but I just, I keep missing them, so I may turn and see Love and Thunder, obviously. Well, yeah, that was day one, day one. That's day one, of course. But what came, there's a movie from years back called The Master, which is basically the Scientology story, and he was phenomenal in that. Yeah, but like seeing him in Bo's Afraid and Joker and whatnot, I'm like, I want to go back and watch some like movies I missed with him. And I'm excited to see what he has coming up. Well, maybe not Joker too, but you know, there are anything else I'm excited to see. It's got Lady Gaga, I celebrate her entire catalog. Oh, Jesus, okay. Apparently my cat is throwing up blood, but I'll deal with that later. Oh my God, if you need to leave, that's more than fine. I mean, he'll never be invited back on the stream again, but that's fine to me to go. I completely understand. Yeah, she's fine. Speaking of cats throwing up blood, Kyle Nelson with a one dollar, two dollar super chat. Nick Cage, obviously, is number one every year. I love Nicolas Cage, but that's another one where I don't really go out of my way to watch it. Nick Cage comes out with a new movie every week. He's got like Dwayne Johnson. I can't keep up with the amount of madness happening with those guys. But I do like a cage every once in a while. All right, so we're at my number eight. I realized that my list is full of a lot of fricking old ass lame people now since we're getting older, Tony. None of these new, new fangled kids and teens are really appealing to me. But I have Brad Pitt at number eight. Okay. Mainly because he's still coming out with bangers. I personally liked Ad Astra. His role in the Lost City was hilarious. Do you remember that comedy from last year? I mean, it's basically a rip off of what's called Joel Denial, I think. But I really enjoyed it and he was really good at it. He's hilarious in it. He was in Bullet Train. I thought he was funny in Bullet Train. Babylon, which only seven people saw. I still, God damn it, I like that movie. It's on somewhere streaming. I gotta watch that. I really liked Babylon. It's very long, but it's a great movie. Another one who had a cameo in Deadpool 2. Deadpool 2 cameo. You know, I didn't care for Once Upon a Time in Hollywood very much. It's one of my least favorite Quinton Tarantino movies. But damn it, if Brad Pitt isn't as honest in that movie. It's so weird how like there's these directors I love and I still haven't watched some of their movies. I still haven't seen Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. I still haven't seen Last Night in Soho and I love Egger Wright. I just keep forgetting to finally check these movies out. I'm interested to hear your thoughts on that movie because I love Edgar Wright and that movie completely fell apart for me in the final act when I was on board for the first two thirds. I thought it was great. Brad Pitt won me over back in the day with he kind of had a perfect three set movie starting with, I believe it was seven and then he went to Fight Club. But it was black in between. What was that? Oh no, he did a lot in between seven. Oh, he did 12 monkey sleepers, the devil's own, Micho Black. These were all, okay, let me clarify. There was three amazing movies by Brad Pitt that I saw in a row in Fight Club seven and, oh my God, Snatch, which I think is so freaking good. But then yes, of course, Legends of the Fall and he's got all these fantastic movies for every man and woman under the sun. Even Fury, which was kind of a lower tier Brad Pitt movie, I thought he was fantastic. And yeah, anytime I see him in a movie, I'm pretty much there day one. Yeah, I usually like him. Yeah, I've loved him in like older films, like Interview with the Vampire. Oh yeah, Interview with the Vampire's got, man, you wanna talk about Hollywood heartthrobs, that's got pretty much everything under the sun. You got T-Cruz in that. You got Christian, what's his name? Who's Mr. Robot? Christian Slater, yeah. Antonio Banderas? Yes, he is in it, yeah. But yeah, he was in a bunch of films and of course, I mean, we all know him as Rick on that episode of Freddy's Nightmares, the Freddy Krueger TV show, it was like, yeah. Yeah, right, that's usually what I say when people are like, who's Brad Pitt? Yeah, you know, in 1989, I mean, granted, I was only less than one years old, but I remember it was on TV. I don't know how I was watching Freddy's Nightmares as a infant, but I saw Brad Pitt and I said, that guy's gonna go places. That kid's gonna go places. I'm like, you know what? Adam, who apparently I know exists, is gonna put him on a list one day. Yeah. All right, Tony, I think, I got three out of the way, so let's see what, I assume you have Sidney Sweeney next on your list. Oh, you son of a bitch, she actually is on the list, but not. Aquafina, you have Aquafina? No, I had her on as a joke. You should have just hit one through 10, Aquafina. I had her on as a joke, but then I thought it was a joke. Okay. Okay, well, this one, I've liked this guy for years, Alexander Skarsgard. Oh, I like Alexander Skarsgard. I was talking about Adonis as a man. You got Brad Pitt, you got Skarsgard. And a lot of range. Like, I realized like, I loved him in Trueblood, really, really good in Trueblood. For while that show was good, yeah, about two seasons, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Was he the werewolf or what was he a vampire? He was like, he was Eric, he was like the dick vampire. He was the dick vampire, and then Bill, Bill was like the love interest vampire. And then there was were panthers, I believe, in the show itself. Oh, and then they never circled back to that because everyone hated him. That was really stupid, yeah. And then I was out, I was actually out at that point. I said we're done. But no, he's an interesting character. I've seen him in a bunch of movies, but then I thought about it, I'm like, let me think about recently, what have I seen? And like the last three things I've seen in him, I liked Godzilla vs. Kong. I thought he was fighting Charismatic in that, in a franchise that doesn't have the best characters. And then again, Northman blew me a fucking away with Northman. Yes. And then, again- Tarzan, of course, Tarzan. Everybody's favorite. I unfortunately skipped Tarzan. Isn't that funny that no one saw that movie and you have freaking Margot Robbie and Skarsgard in that and no one cared? Yeah. And then last year, it wasn't a big movie, but I saw him in Infinity Pool, which was like a weird fucking artsy film. And you didn't see it. Is that the one that's up for awards or am I losing my mind? No, no, no, that one's not up. It's some other weird movie with a similar title. Anyway, yeah, good. Yeah, but he's in like big action schlock by Godzilla vs. Kong, like really cool, serious films like the Northman and then bizarro indie stuff. Like, wow, this guy has a lot of range. He does a variety of different types of stuff. I know he could do comedy and whatnot. I'm like, I want to see him in more shit. Like, I'm actually making a note to see him in more things now. You could kind of put the whole Skarsgard family on there. You have a trio of actors. You guys, Bill, is it Bill Skarsgard, brother who does Pennywise and then the dad, of course, who's name is- Seline Skarsgard. Seline Skarsgard, he's- And there's more. There's more Skarsgards. Is there really? Yes. So they're like the Baldwin family. They're all just- Yeah, and then I think years back, Stone Skarsgard got a young wife and had twins. So there's more on the way. Oh man, it's gonna be, yeah, they're gonna be taking over. Here we go, Alexander, Bill, Gustav. Yeah, Gustav, of course. My favorite of all the Skarsgards, Gustav. Sam, Voltgar. Sam, come on. Sam, that's one of them. I guess Bill's not the most eccentric of names, but when you have Alexander and there's gotta be a Troy Skarsgard in there, right? Make it a Troy. Not yet, but I mean, Stone Skarsgard, he can always get a younger wife and pump out more. You gotta knock him out. We got a super chat. Kyle is just on fire tonight with another 199. Who is the worst, but somehow successful actor? Well, I think we brought up Aquafina already. I would, you know, we could kind of generationally go through this. Polly Shore would probably be in the mix for the 90s. He was a true star. I liked Encino, Man of Biodome. The Weasel? Fuck you, I like Encino, Man of Biodome. Biodome is terrible. Nah, I like Biodome. That's the definition of an unfunny comedy. Larry the Cable Guy. Oh, dang, I agree with you on that one. He's patrocious. Yup, nope, agree with you on that one. Who else is just miserable? I can't think off the top of my head, but it might come to me while Tony's rambling about God knows what, I'll like half listen, but really be thinking about this question. Thank you, Kyle. We got one more from Rob. So we'll put Rob's on the board for $5. Thank you, Robert. If I could call you Robert, I think I will. With the upcoming Roadhouse, we might have to end the stream. Coming out in March, Tony is completely beside himself. How much higher or lower would you guys put Jake Gyllenhaal on your list? Yeah, this is so, oh. I didn't watch the trailer yet. I don't want to watch the trailer. It's bad enough the fans are making me review the movie. Jake Gyllenhaal is dead to me. You know what's crazy is Rob knows me so well because I do have Jake on my list. He is on here and I honestly blocked out the fact that Roadhouse is coming out, a new one, a remake. Is it a remake? What are we doing with this movie? Is it a remake, a prequel, a sequel? It doesn't matter because Roadhouse 2 also sucked from 2006. I didn't see Roadhouse 2. No one should see Roadhouse 2. No one in their right mind should ever watch that movie. I have seen Dirty Dancing 2, Havana Nights. Do you remember that, Jen? I know it exists. It's a prequel. Did you know it's a prequel to Dirty Dancing? I didn't. And Patrick Swayze, RIP reprises his role and he's supposed to be a teenager, I think, but he's like 50 years old in the movie. But it's a prequel. It's a prequel. Yeah, he's supposed to be younger. It's wild. Wild stuff is going on over there in Hollywood. Tony, are you on number eight? Thank you, Rob. Yes, that was number eight. Oh, you just went. Okay, so you did Scar's Guard. Okay, number seven, this is gonna be the most basic bitch pick of my entire list. And some people are gonna roll their eyes, but I'm gonna say it. He's one of the highest paid actors in Hollywood today. He's one of the most sought after voice talents today. Christian Pratt, Christopher Pratt. Christophe Pratt. I was gonna try to say something funny with his name, but it just completely botched on me. Chris Pratt is my, he's Christian. Christian Pratt, he's good. He's reliable. I liked him ever since Parks and Recreation as Andy Dwyer. I liked him when he got his mouth broken in Wanted as the douchebag kind of lover at the office. Oh yeah, I remember that. He's just a consistently reliable actor. Sometimes he can be very bland when it calls for it in an action role. Sometimes he does the steely eyes look a little too much as Owen in Jurassic World, but I'm always there to watch him because he won me over a Star-Lord. He won me over his Emmett in a Lego movie. I think he's a fun, loving guy and it kind of comes through in his performance. Adam, why do you hate Italian people? There it is. Why do you? I'm sorry, he was the perfect voice for Mario too. I think we can all at least agree on that. Why do you hate Italian people? And Italian cats, Garfield counts as an Italian and he's about to ruin Garfield next. Garfield's not Italian. He's a cat that just appreciates Italian food. That doesn't make him Italian. Don't pasta wash him. That's Italian as far as I'm concerned. Now Chris Pratt, I was always fine with. I don't like him when he's more serious. Sure. They fucked up in that first Jurassic World where they tried to make him super stoic. Yeah. And then they tried to like work in some more comedic elements in the next two. Because he kept doing the hand thing to every dinosaur that he came across like, hey, well, I got this. But no, like you said, I liked him as Star-Lord. Yeah, he's fine. I was never super blown away by him, but. Well, let's just look at the catalog. He is in Christopher Robin, as everyone knows. Movie that everyone saw. He is? I guess, that's what it says. He must be the voice of something. Yeah, he was in the Tomorrow War on Amazon Prime, a very mediocre generic film. He was in Delivery Man, who no one saw. Zero Dark Thirty, which I liked a lot. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh, and Jennifer's Body. He plays another loser, loser bar guy. That's right. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Let me see. I'm looking at the list here. Tony, here's the thing. I was trying to think of someone that was kind of somewhat modern. Yeah. And whose movies I saw all of recently. And I've seen Guardians 3. I've seen Super Mario Brothers, the movie. I saw Thor, Love and Thunder, unfortunately. I saw all those stupid Jurassic World movies. And I saw the Lego movies. He's just, he's consistently putting good stuff out. Or at least he's putting stuff out that's... He's in good stuff. Or he's putting stuff out that's pretending to be good with them. Yeah, I never saw a Lego movie, too. It's horrible. Ah! It's honestly horrible. You know, I had a feeling about Wrecker Ralph 2 and Lego Movie 2, and I'm like, you know, I really like those first ones, but I think I might just skip these. And apparently I made the right call. Yeah, Lego, I liked the first Lego movie. That was great. The first Lego movie's great. Yeah, that's great. Second one is really bad. Yeah. I don't know. He's fine. He's charismatic. I get why people like him, but lately he hasn't been doing it for me too much. But we'll see. Well, I think Garfield's gonna kind of turn it around for you. Garfield's gonna be the one to bring him back, I think. That's gonna be the one that's gonna say, hey, Tony, guess what? I'm here, and I'm Chris, and I'm a cat. I'm a cold cat. Is that, are you done with that? Yeah, can I be pleased? I'm trying to give you an in, but you're not taking it. Oh! Okay, so next on my list, I have Rebecca Ferguson. Oh my God, I love Rebecca Ferguson. Yeah, who I didn't really take note of until Mission Impossible Rogue Nation. And I throw Chris off my list since he was kind of like in there. I'm gonna put Rebecca Ferguson in there, it's dead. Okay, Chris is gone. Chris is gone, Rebecca Ferguson's on my list. The Greatest Showman. I haven't seen all of her movies. I've seen Mission Impossible Rogue Nation. At my old gym, they had a theater with treadmills, and I watched some of The Greatest Showman, and I was like, is it? Yeah, it's a good flick. It's not great. Well, we only watched like 20 minutes out of context. I'm like, what the fuck? Is it a little guy riding a horse? What do you think? It's a weird musical, but I like Jack, man. I like Ferguson. Well, why isn't Hugh Jackman on my list? You have Hugh Jackman on your list. No, I don't. But then, Chris, before you say anything, listen, Chris Pratt, just a terrible pick. I'm removing him officially and replacing him with literally anyone else we talk about on this list because it was a terrible pick. It was trying to get something more modern and it didn't work. Anyway. All right, go on, continue with Rebecca Ferguson. So I was like, okay, do I only like her for Mission Impossible but I thought about it. I loved her in Doctor Sleep. Yeah, and I don't like that movie and I loved her in it. I don't like that. I don't. I do not like that movie, Sam I Am. I do not like it in a van. Yeah, but she was really, really incredible in that. And I loved her as Lady Jessica in Dune. Dune, yeah. So now I'm looking at it. I do want to see more of her catalog. Obviously, I'm going to go right away and watch Men in Black International. Apparently she's in that. I'm sure that's the best thing she's ever been in. Real talk. I kind of want to watch that now just because you told me she's in it. I'm just there to watch that movie. And I'm going to watch Herculee starring The Rock. Apparently she's in that. That's not a good movie. Yep. She does have that show Silo, which I hear is really good. No, I'm not interested in shows. On Apple TV. But no, I realized like, oh yeah, I'm actually really liking her not just because she's gorgeous but because she actually is a really good actress. She's solid. She's also in that another kind of, it's pretty bad. Another Hugh Jackman movie. I don't remember the name of it, but it's kind of like a minority report-esque. People go to sleep. They can see the future. Bullshit. What was that called? Now I got to look up her movies. Rebecca Ferguson. I don't know. I'm looking at her list now. I don't see. Unless it was a fever dream. Yeah, I've been in this since. Yeah. I didn't see that. Was it good? No, it's not good at all. Oh. Not good at all. Should I watch it anyway? No, she's nothing to- Oh, she's in life. I like life. I think I'm one of the few people that really enjoyed life. I did not see it. Really? It's a horror movie. I don't see all the horror movies, Adam. It was like a big horror movie with Jake Gyllenhaal. I don't see all the big horror movies. Fucking Reynolds. Rebecca Ferguson. How did you not see this one? Dude, I've never even seen like a mainstream conjuring movie in theaters. And that's the biggest, other than the none too. That's the biggest like horror franchise of all time. I don't see all of them in theaters. Listen, Tony, watch life. It's kind of like a modern alien. Because it is alien. It's alien again. But it's good. I don't think I've seen enough alien ripoffs in my day. But you know what? I'm looking up the director and you know, Mark of Quality, life secured him that role as director of Morbius. So I trust and believe in you. From the man that brought us Morbius. The man that brought us Morbius. Did he seriously do Morbius? Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. You had to have done some stuff in between. You had to have done some. No. No. Directing wise, it literally goes from life to Morbius. Dude, that's like a six year span. I think life is 2017. Yeah. I'm guessing life made a shit ton of money for Sony and they're like, hey, you want to do a Spider-Man movie that doesn't have Spider-Man? And he was like, okay. I just, I refuse to believe that this guy has nothing else under his belt that's decent. Let me see. It looks like he has like non-franchise schlock on the way. So Morbius might have just been like, let me just do this. No, I'm looking it up. He did safe house. That was before. Now I'm just saying, I'm just trying to see if he did anything else good that can maybe get him back to some cred. I did not see safe house, but it's got Denzel Washington and Ryan Reynolds. So that seems to be Ryan Reynolds seems to be his guy and child 44, which everybody has seen and loved. So yeah, he's, he's, he's credible. It was a good pick. Where are my C44 fans at? C44 fans in the house. Child 44 fans. Where are you guys? I'm like, what are you even talking about? I've already lost to you with the reference. Okay. You said who? That's Rebecca Ferguson. Rebecca Ferguson. We both did Rebecca Ferguson. We had the same person on our list. Yeah. I just, I just really like her. I'm excited. Knowing what happens in the Dune book, I'm excited to see all the stuff with Lady Jessica in the new Dune movie. Sure. I'm excited for it too. Let's talk about someone else I'm excited for and until it was ruined. And that was Jake Gyllenhaal. Jake Gyllenhaal is on my list. He's, he's a dependable actor. He's been in a ton of awesome movies, even his like kind of schlocky crappy stuff, such as Ambulance that came out a year or so back. That was fun. That was what we had with you back together. Yeah. It was a fun movie. And you know, it's Michael Bay. It's, it's dumb. But Jake Gyllenhaal always gives it 100%. Even in Far From Home, which I think isn't that great of a movie, Spider-Man, Far From Home. I like that movie. I don't know, I don't know why people decided they didn't like that movie. No, no, don't do that. Don't, how dare you? How dare you say decided? Like it was an afterthought. I do not care for that movie. I know a lot of people like it. They give it to me now. Okay. One, two, three, four. Well, not you. You're a contrarian asshole, but like normal people, normal people who appreciate Japanese cinema, cinema involving giant lizards. Right. Really like Far From Home. I think his best performance today has got to be City Slickers, of course. He's one of the young kids in the movie. But no, October Sky, one of his early movies. Yeah, I've never seen that in theaters as a kid. I really liked that one. Jodiak is really good. Of course you love Bubble Boy. Yes. I actually do remember really liking Bubble Boy. Brokeback Mountain, you watch on repeat. That's another one I stole in the theater. You know, I have not seen it. Is it good? I heard it's actually really good. Brokeback Mountain's like a legit good film. Okay. I do need to watch it. It is on my list of like a thousand movies that I have to go back and catch a lot of Oscar movies that I missed over the years. I mean, I mean, I'm going to call you gay afterwards. Oh yeah, that's fair. And I wear that as a badge of honor. Yeah. A movie that I, you know, a movie I like, but I don't at the same time as Moonlight Mile. It's a very... I don't think I saw that one. It's a very sad, slow movie and a fair, but it's got a lot of good actors in it. You got, obviously, Jill and Hall. You have Robert, not Robert Teniero. Oh, shit. What's his name? Who's Rain Man? Dustin Hoffman. Dustin Hoffman, thank you. And then I think Susan Sarandon's in that too. I love a good Susan Sarandon joint. Jill and Hall, of course, the Prince of Persia, as we all know and love, Prince of Persia. I can't remember. I remember at the time people like, this is the best video game movie ever. And I can't remember a single goddamn thing. There was an ostrich in the movie. I remember that. I do remember that. Day after tomorrow, he was in that stupid day after tomorrow. Day after tomorrow, it is a fun pop-core and blockbuster movie. At one point, they're literally out running the cold. And as someone from Minnesota, I can attest that that's definitely possible. He was in Everest. Yeah, Everest was one that, I feel like a lot of people slept on, but I really enjoyed it. It was a good movie. It was like very competently done, survival picture. You mentioned, and I kind of was talking at the same time, but Zodiac, I think Zodiac is a freaking powerhouse of a film. I think it gets better every time you watch it. And it's got a ton of good actors. Now, you got Mark Ruffalo in there. You got Robert Downey Jr. And then Jake Gyllenhaal, of course. I think his best role to date is Nightcrawler. And I'm still pissed that he was snubbed at the Oscar. I never got another one I never got around to. Definitely watch it. It's really good. I didn't see Southpaw. That's one of the few Gyllenhaal movies I didn't see because I feel like the trailer spoiled the whole damn movie. I was bitter and didn't watch it. I know it exists. I just never watched it. Yeah, it's the boxing movie. Yeah, well now he's gonna be a UFC fighter in Roadhouse. Yeah, I mean, I just wished they would call it Roadhouse. Like why? It's so stupid how they do this. You just know that the executives behind the scenes are going, all right, we own this property, Roadhouse. It has a huge, like old school following of dudes that watched it in the 80s. What can we do to like increase some sales on Amazon Prime or to sell some more shirts? Well, let's just make a new version that has probably nothing to do with it. And we'll put it on, it's just, it's so stupid. I'm not looking forward to it. No, of course not. Kyle Nelson's back for $2. Tony is, oh, there's the old Sofa Keen. I watched Shreve where you fell for that. Tony, of course I did because it's a joke for like 19 fucking 72. Kyle Nelson is still hanging on to this lame ass joke from so many years ago. By the way, I keep getting tripped up because in high school, I was really good friends with a guy named Kyle Nelson, but that's not him. No, that is him. That's the same guy. No, but I remember I had to do the some Shreve and you read it out loud and I was just like, Adam, no. Tony, I read it out loud. I think on two or three different streams. I just, I would be Anchorman, Will Ferrell reading the cards and it's just, I would read everything. I didn't, someone got me to read a word that you're definitely not allowed to say. They spelled it in such a unique way. And I read it slowly and that live stream from years ago is private for a reason. Beautiful. By the way, by the way, it was as soon as the, it was the first chat that came through like, oh, so-and-so says, I said the worst word you can say real slowly, because I didn't understand what he was like. And then when I got to the R at the end, I went, oh no. You know, Tony, it's just, we expect better from people. That's the bottom line. We expect better from people and- I trust people too much, you're right. I guess we're just too pure and innocent of people that we think of only the good and others. But you know, Kyle, I appreciate all the super chests tonight and then you trying to squeeze in one more little jab. All right, you can go. I did my, I did my piece in Gyllenhaal. Okay, I guess she's Hollywood's kind of it girl now, but back in 2018. So long ago. Yeah, my girlfriend at the time put this horror movie on called Malevolent. Oh, I hate that movie. You probably love that stupid movie, don't you? All right, let's see if it's the same one. Apparently there's a lot of movies called Malevolent or have similar titles. There's one called Malevolence, but when I say who's in it, you might say- Is it the James Wan movie? No. Isn't that Malevolent too? No, that's Insidious, I think. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Well, anyway, anyway. No, no, now we have to figure this out. What's the one where there's a person on the back of their head? Oh, that's Malignant. I didn't see that. Malignant, thank you, okay. Oh, spoiler, I just spoiled the whole story. No, it's been spoiled for me a million. I actually don't even need to see the movie. I've seen like everything from it. Okay, yeah. So Malevolent, it's like an okay little ghost movie, but it starred this lady, Florence Pugh, and I went, wow, that girl's ridiculously gorgeous. And then that same year, not too long after, they made that movie with Chris Pine, who I also really liked. I'm shocked didn't get on list. It was called Outlaw King. It was basically like what happens after Braveheart. And I thought she was really good in that. And then I noticed like, I started like following her. She was in that wrestling movie Fighting with My Family based off Soraya Knight, who was also a page in WWE. And I thought she was, huh? Serenity Now. Yeah, Serenity Now. It's that later. But no, so I liked her in that. I'm like, holy shit, this girl is really cute, but she's also a solid actress. And of course, what sealed the deal for me was Midsommar. And now I try to like make an effort to watch everything she's saying, even the stupid Black Widow and Hawkeye show. Can you say that name again? How did you say that? Midsommar. That's how it's said. Is that how you say it in your dumb ass? That's how no one here says it. I always say Midsommar, is that not? I think it's supposed to be pronounced Midsommar. Then again, I say Jaws with L's in it. And you say dragon, like your dragon thing. No, no, no, I say dragon. No, you say dragon. I used to say dragon years ago, but Tony, I, I adapt, I evolve, and a bunch of British assholes were like, you're saying it wrong, you Midwestern idiots. Now I say dragon. I literally, I keep trying to fix my A-W being turned into L's. I can't fix it. I tried so hard. And then, yeah, last year, I talked about on the end of the year wrap up, I liked her in a good person. And then Oppenheimer, she was really good in. She's just a solid. At one scene, I'm sure you thought she was really good. And I'm curious. She is a solid actress. Another one who has a lot of range. She could do real serious dramatic. And she's funny in the Black Widow Marvel shit. Yeah, I like her. She's a, she's a great actress. Yeah. She's probably like the only thing I'll be excited to see in the upcoming MCU stuff. If I even bother to watch some of it. Even shit movies, like Don't Marry Darling, which again, Chris Pine, I'm actually really shocked Chris Pine is it on my list. I almost get him on mine too. And I put fucking Chris Pratt on my list. And I was really looking at his movies. Like the worst Chris, the worst Chris. But no, again, she's like insanely gorgeous. But also she's a solid actress. And she is being, she is Princess Eroland in Dune, part two. She's the emperor's daughter. That's right. She is going to be that. Tony, while you were rambling on for an eternity. I, I did Google mid-summer pronunciation. And it, I mean, it's mid-summer, according to Google Translate, but that doesn't necessarily mean it is, but that's what Google said. Well, you know, fuck you, Adam. How about that? How about, how about go fuck yourself? You know what, Tony? You know what, Tony? Tony is so fucking. And then you can finish the rest. You can finish whatever Kyle was trying to say. All right. Well, can't cancel. Cancel Adam confirmed. Let's go to my next one on the list, which is a female as well, a strong female lead, some people would say. This is a J-Law. Jennifer Lawrence is my go-to. She is funny. She's beautiful. She is the entire package. And she's just so down to earth. Can we just say how down to earth she is? I mean, not when she was complaining about like how she doesn't make enough money as like male actors, even though she's like a millionaire. I mean, that's- That's down to earth, Tony. Is that down to earth? Women make less than men in general. So some woman working at Walmart, who's only making $7.50. Meanwhile, the guy is making $8. She's like, I hear you, Jennifer Lawrence. I agree. She's got a lot of good movies. And then she also has X-Men, the X-Men movies. Yeah. I'm like, I'm looking at her. I'm like, yeah, X-Men. I didn't see Red Sparrow. Oh, that was good. Red Sparrow is basically an R-rated version of Black Widow. Like a good version of Black Widow, where you get to see some Jennifer Lawrence naked. Well, she's been naked lately. No hard feelings. She was hilarious in- I wanted to check that out. I really wanted to check that out. That was really good. Yeah, she was like pretty big in like 2010 for Winter's Bone, which was a good movie. That's one she was nominated for. She is great in Silver Linings Playbook. Obviously, I'd believe she won awards for that. And she was good in some of the Hunger Games. The last one you could tell she was just checked out of it. I like those movies. I like those movies. Much like X-Men Apocalypse in Dark Phoenix, she was just checked out. Wasn't as good as she was in the first two movies. She's kind of like, and this is another actress that maybe should have been on my list is not. She reminds me of Natalie Portman. When they don't get a movie that they care about, or when they're doing it for a paycheck, you can absolutely tell they're doing it for a paycheck. They're just so checked out completely. Well, I like Jennifer Lawrence, but she's not really one to get me in the theater. She gets me to the theater. She gets me. She's relatable. She's down to earth. She was in a movie with your best friend, Chris Pratt, Passengers, which I've heard nothing but bad things about. That's one of the few movies I didn't see. And it's got both people that were on my list at one point in time, but Chris Pratt was removed. Like a tumor. So we have Jay Law. So go ahead. That's a good one. This is a newer kind of Hollywood, not maybe it girl, but she's in a bunch of stuff now. I really like Mia Gough. I like Mia Gough. I don't know if she's done enough yet for me to warrant saying I'm going to go to the next movie she does, but I loved her in X. Yeah, she was really good in Pearl, even though I did not care for Pearl at all. Well, she plays, again, with Alexander Skarkar's guard, she plays an insane lady in Infinity Pool, just like the most overacting, but in a way that kind of works. I feel like you'd hate Infinity Pool, but I was just watching for the acting. I really liked her. She was one of the sporty characters in the remake of Suspiria, which I thought was really good. That's one of the- Have you heard that was really, is that with Dakota Fanny? No, I'm sorry, don't cry at me. Don't, God damn it, Tony. No, no, I actually filmed an episode earlier today and I made the same mistake. It's true. I made the same mistake, but yeah. Oh, well, Madame Webb, Madame Webb herself, Dakota Johnson, and we're all looking forward to Madame Webb, right? Oh, I am. I am sure looking forward to that. But no, I know she's married to, or dating, what's his face, Transformers guy. Chris Hemsworth? No, no, no, the kid from Shia LaBeouf, she's popping out at his kids. Really, she's with Shia? Yeah. She's with the beef? Yeah. Okay, all right. Apparently she was in Everest. I don't remember that. But no, she has a lot of range. I like the stuff I've seen from her. I like the more crazy she acts. I'm excited for Maxine, the third X movie. Yeah, they haven't released a trailer yet, though, right? Just a little teaser Hollywood thing. Apparently she's gonna be in a Frankenstein adaptation with Oscar Isaac and Kristoff Waltz. Oh, wait, I actually- Oh, I like Kristoff Waltz. I like Oscar Isaac, too. They're both solid. And apparently she's gonna be in the Blade reboot, if it never- There is no Blade reboot. What are you talking about? They're coming out. It's coming out any day now. Never coming out. Any day now. We're gonna see Blade directed by Jan DeMange. That's how you pronounce that for sure. That's how you pronounce that for sure. That's how you pronounce that for sure. Directive. Say mid-summer again. How is it? Mid-summer. Jesus Christ. Okay, we're moving on. But yeah, me and Goth, I think she's gonna really blow up soon. She's gonna go places. This kid's going places. And it's gonna, we're gonna remember that from Tony's list. And if not, she popped out a kid from a guy who's gonna get tons of even Stevens, Transformers residuals until the day he dies. So she's got- I can't imagine, I can't imagine that even Stevens residuals are too high these days. But who knows? I watch it once in a while. Once in a blue moon, I say, what's Lewis and Ren Stevens up to? What's beans up to? Hold on, wait a minute. Is she divorced now from Shia LaBeouf? Oh no. Wait, they were, did you say they were married? I thought they were just dating, but I just saw on IMDb, it said filed for divorce. Damn. They were in that Nifomania movie that I never actually watched. Oh, that was so freaking- There was like two of them. It was a two-parter, yeah. Yeah. Oh God, no. I remember it was just like, look at all these naked people. I'm like, I gotta check that out. And then I never did. Speaking of naked people, Kyle Nelson for $5, powerful $5 says Jennifer Lawrence was good in The Fappening in 2014. Google it, Kyle, I'm very aware of The Fappening. Tony self-proclaimed porn enthusiast, he knows what The Fappening is. I am very, very well. Thank you. And yes, she was great in that series, in that series of photos and whatever else. The one in Dennis- Apparently they're still together. Sorry, sorry. Apparently they're still together. I don't know what that file for divorce thing is about. Anyway, keep going. Come on, Tony. Let's stay on it. The one in Dennis for $1.99, thank you, one in Dennis. Tony, you know him. Yeah, I do. Did he change his profile photo or is that what he had before? I think he changed it. That looks good. I like it. Well, read his comment because then I had to say stuff about one in panel. No, let's just focus on the profile photo since he bossed me around in my own stream. Chris Pratt will live forever on Adam's list. He's just etched in stone. He's like enclosed in amber. Chris Pratt, oh God. Well, kind of like Jurassic Park and I'm wearing a Jurassic Park shirt. Oh, wow. Okay, go ahead, Tony, with your stupid comment. Oh, the one in Dennis. He paid me on cameo to roast him. He sent me a film that he was in and I had to roast his acting and I ripped him a new one. What is going on with it? You know what, Tony? I'm starting to think that our base of folks which is starting to kind of coalesce and become a home. They really are starting to form a new home. You know, they are, but I feel like they're kind of like picking between their parents and there's a little bit of infighting here and there. Once in a while, I got people go over to your stream and they give you a bunch of money in super chats and then they give me nothing the next night when I bust my ass off. And so now we got the one in Dennis going on cameo for you and I'm crickets on my end of things. So come on, kids. We gotta- He just gave you two dollars. So you have to share the parents a little bit better in this divorce, okay? We gotta do a little bit better. I had J-Law. Did you just do Maya Goth, was that- I just said, yeah, Mia Goth. Is it Mia or Maya or is it- It's Mia. Mid-Samar or whatever you said, okay. I have another strong female lead. I have three females in a row on my list. Okay, woke. Very much so. Actually no, I just did three in a row so fuck, I can't use that joke. And you brought her up already, Tony. It's Anya Taylor Joy. You son of a bitch, she was next on my list. Let's go. This counts as both of ours. She's gonna be Furiosa, which I'm not thrilled about. I still love my Charlize Theron, which almost made my list as well. But I do love Anya and if anybody can pull it off, it's her. She was great last year in the menu. Of course, as Princess Peach in Mario. Yeah, that was a good choice. Rivaled secondly in voice acting only to Chris Pratt as Mario himself. The Northman, Tony, the Northman, we brought up several times. Oh gosh, she was Olga, the Northman. Even that terrible New Mutants movie, which I for some reason wasted my time watching, she's really good in that film. That was the first film I saw when like 2020, when they were like trying to get people back to the theater. I'm like, well, we gotta see New Mutants. I actually didn't hate that movie. That's weird. Dark Phoenix and New Mutants, I expected to hate more because of all the behind the scenes show. But neither movie was as big of a disaster as I was expecting. New Mutants actually enjoyed. Dark Phoenix is hot trash. I'll give you New Mutants was okay. It was just pretty good. It falls apart, I think, in the last act. Dark Phoenix had like a, it suffered from a week's second act, but I expected the whole thing to be garbage. That's why I'm shocked, yeah. I mean, it is. But yeah, it's just fine. I fell in love with her in The Witch, especially when she walked away from the camera. She did a night, but I'm a simple man. No, she was really good in that movie. The Queen's Gambit, not a movie, but this was the one that basically convinced me that she is a phenomenal actress because that mini series is one of the best things that came out of whatever that was a couple years back. That was 2020. I never got to sit and watch it. My acts at the time was watching a lot. I liked her in Split and Glass. I thought she was good in both of those. Well, Glass is ass, but she is good in it. She is good in it. Split especially, really showcasing her for range. Yeah, and I've actually been really, really enjoying her in what I see. I'm excited to see her more. Although she is doing that thing that actresses are doing now where they're like removing the fat on their cheeks, and it's like, oh, don't do that. It's like, oh, come on, no, no, no, no, no, you're fine. Yeah, did you see Starlight from the boys recently? Oh, my friend was responsible. My friend was responsible for that viral tweet that blew up about it. Oh, I didn't see a tweet. I just saw some like, I saw some, the boys season four announcement video. So they have the whole cast like jump in and then she comes out and I was like, oh my God, what is it? I thought it was the, whatever the caretaker from. Yeah, what was that show with the skeleton who introduces scary movies? The Crypt Keeper? The Crypt Keeper. The Crypt Keeper. Tales from the Crypt. The fact that you got that so quickly is pretty impressive. I mean, I watched that show. I met the actor who played the Crypt Keeper. Oh, that's great. But no, yeah, that's like a thing that's going on. I feel bad because like they probably have body issues, which is, I understand. Of course, yeah, they're in front of a camera. Yeah, but like, it sucks that there's like, not enough people in their life to go, please don't do this. I know. The surgeon just wants to make a dime off you. Stop it. And they just not, they should at some point just have a portfolio, like a scrapbook of actresses and actors that completely ruin their careers because of botched surgeries. And over here is Tara Reed. And if you look further down the list, we have Amanda Bynes. Yep, that's Amanda Bynes in 2024. Strap in because she's working at Walmart and she looks like she could kill you. It's not good. So we'll see where it goes from there, but it's not good. Still a solid actress. Still really enjoy her. She's fun. Yeah, it's just a shame when they do that to themselves. Okay, so Anitore Joy, very, very good. I love everything she's in and I'm excited for more from her. Go on. Go on with your bad self. Okay, this one I've only seen a few movies he's in. Okay. But he's starting to win me over Timothy Chalamet. Timothy Chalamet? Yeah, I thought maybe the kids would dig if I put them on my list. Wonka himself, new Jen Wonka. So I've only seen Wonka and Dune. But both performances, which are very different performances, like, man, this kid, this kid's pretty good. Wait, no, I think I've seen one other thing with him. Hold on. Well, you maybe saw the SNL skit where he's rapping, white boy rapping. That's actually hilarious. No, I would never watch that. Oh, he was a younger version of a character and interstellar. You saw a little, you watched Little Women, of course. You saw Little Women. I have not. Oh. I have not. But I have the ones. Wow, okay, wow. The ones I really want to see are Bones and Bones and All, that movie where he's like a cannibal. I've ever seen previews from that and being like, this looks pretty interesting. And I hear call me by your name is really good. But he's another one. The girls love him. He's very, very handsome. He can sing and dance. And I've seen him play like a wacky silly role that I enjoyed and a very serious melodramatic role that I really enjoyed. He's, and yeah. I don't, I mean, I guess I don't get the handsome thing. I get why he's got the chiseled jaw, right? He's got that beautiful jaw. But he's like the males in Daya to me. They're both very, they're both very beautiful. But they also, it seems like I could fold them up and put them in a suitcase. They're just, they're just bone with a very translucent layer of skin over the top of their bodies. They need to eat sandwiches is what I'm getting at because it's tough to watch sometimes. How skinny they look. But yeah, I liked Timothy Schalme. He is a good actor. Again, like you said, Dune and Wonka, they're completely different characters. And it's cool to see that. And he did any impress me in both of them. He did. Daniel Faw for $2 says, I support you both. I'm a broke boy, $18 in the mail. I don't, I'm not sure what $18 in the mail means is he getting a check for $18 from work or did he send us a check for $18? I don't know. Might have to super chat us. The answer to that, Daniel. Just take him for everything he's worth. We'll get him up to $18 in super chats. He's got nothing for food, milk. Okay, I'm up next. You did Timothy Schalme. Yeah. Timothy Chatroulet, roulette. Emma Stone is number three for me. Oh, okay. Emma Stone is I think a national treasure at this point. I don't know a single person on planet earth who doesn't love her. And I don't think I want to know a person who doesn't love Emma Stone. I fucking hate Emma Stone. There it is. There it is, Tony. You just had to do it. No, I'm kidding. She's fine. All the way back in super bad, she won my heart. Then Zombieland, of course, she was just this smoke show, kind of sarcastic, beautiful young woman. And over time, you've just watched her blossom and just really own every freaking movie she's in from easy A up to the current poor things that she should win actress of the year in my book. I don't think anyone even touches her performance. Even a year or so back in the stupid Cruella movie owns it, owns it as Deville. People are telling me that's actually good. It's mediocre, but she's really good. Like I said, after Aladdin, I was like, I'm done. I'm done with these, done with these. I don't care for the Andrew Garfield Spider-Man movies, but I think everyone's in agreement that she's great as Gwen Stacy. She was okay. She was fine. She's solid. She's, I mean, of course, fantastic in Birdman. And then you have La La Land, which is the movie that basically just, it told me, you know what, Adam, this is the one. This is the girl that's, that you have to go see every movie she's in because she's just there. I didn't see La La Land. You should see La La Land, Tony. Nah, too much singing and dancing. That's disgusting. It's art. It's beautiful. It's lovely. It's Emma Stone. No, no, no. And of course she's in movie 43, like basically every action that's been on both of our lists. The movie's terrible, but she's in it. They all, everyone on here is on it. They all got black, what you call it? They all got blackmailed into that. And then everyone else, for some reason, shut up in asteroid city. That's right. And then whoever was left over ended up in a small part in Oppenheimer, just the three movies with just Millie and Matt. Yeah, Oppenheimer is so funny. You got guys that show up. I saw a comedian recently. I don't know what it was on. And Matt Mulvaney, is that how you say his name? Matt Mulvaney? Mid-summer, mid-summer. Anyway, Matt Mulvaney or whatever the hell you call it, he said that there's actors in there that have like one line of dialogue and they're like Matt Damon and then they just walk away. Who is the other dude from Mr. Obat? Oh, Remy Malik. Remy Malik has like one line of dialogue. It was distracting. It was a little distracting. I think that was a way to stop the movie from boring people. So the trailer music playing throughout the whole thing and then just throwing a big A-list actor to draw your attention before you zone out. Right, you got, it's good. Every turn, it's like, is that Kyle Chandler in the background? Is that Dustin Hoffman over there polishing a nuclear warhead? Who are the, why are these people in the movie? Hello, scientist. Yes, it's me, scientist, Josh Hartnett. Oh, it's Josh Hartnett, oh. You know what's funny? I said Kyle Chandler, but I was actually thinking of Josh Hartnett, who is in the movie because Josh Hartnett looks just like Kyle Chandler now. I don't know what happened. Josh Hartnett took a few years off and he came back as a hero, Kyle Chandler. I'm excited for the bomb to go off. Aren't you Meg Ryan's son, Jack? Yes, you might remember me as the killer in Scream. I'm here to watch the bomb drop. I totally forgot that that's Meg Ryan's son. I always think of him as the other guy's son because both of his parents are celebrities. The dude from day after tomorrow. What the fuck's his name? Dennis Quaid. Oh, no, he is Dennis, yeah, Jack Quaid. He's Meg Ryan's son. I just forgot that he's also Meg Ryan's son. It is these damn Nepo babies, man. The first movie you think of with Dennis Quaid is fucking Danter Tomorrow. I thought of it because we brought it up today, you ass, it was brought up. Obviously Dennis Quaid, the first movie I think of is Undercover Blues, a movie I've seen about a thousand times. No, the first movie I think of is Jaws 3D, okay? That's the go-to Dennis Quaid film. And the first film I think of with Meg Ryan is Amityville 3D. Yes, they were both in 3D. Everybody knows Meg Ryan's superior film is Against the Ropes with Omar Epps. Let's not get in the weeds with Meg Ryan, okay? Okay, you, I did Emma Stone, so you're on your number three. Okay, so I'm looking at the IMDB, and I think I've only seen them in one thing. Oh, perfect. And that's the White Lotus, but I'm all in on Sydney Sweeney. I was late to the Sydney Sweeney train. The Sydney Sweeney train. Yeah, but I just saw her. I just saw her yesterday in Anyone But You. Okay, funny, you mentioned that. So I watched the White Lotus because some girl I was trying to date told me it was good, and then I watched the whole season and then I never talked to that girl again. Season one, right? Season one. So a lot of good, a lot of good looking girls in that show, especially Alexandra D'Dario, who I'm a big fan of. Alexandria D'Dario's great. But I was like, yeah, the Sydney Sweeney girl's cute, not cute enough to watch Euphoria. I'm not going to do that shit. I beg to differ. You should absolutely watch Euphoria for Sydney Sweeney. Well, I know what you're implying, and if you don't think I immediately googled Sydney Sweeney nude and found a scene from a movie called The Boyers. The porn hub logo spins up. I found a scene. So I have not seen The Boyers, but I've seen a scene from The Boyers multiple times. But no, I'm just like, this might be the most beautiful woman alive today. Yeah, I watched her in anyone but you. Which I almost, I honestly was going to go see it just cause she is so goddamn good looking. I just went to see it cause I needed to get some reviews on the channel and I missed a couple of movies. So I did a double feature of that and whatever the other one was, Poor Things. And anyone but you, I thought for sure was going to be just garbage. And it turned out it was a super safe, super lame romantic comedy, just like a basic 90s rom-com. So I was actually okay with it. I'm like, this is fine. It's completely harmless, but Sydney Sweeney and the dude in it, I can't remember his name. They look like Glenn Powell. Glenn Powell, they look like they were created in a lab. They are perfect all around specimens. They have these perfectly white smile teeth. They got, he's got, I made the joke in my review, which isn't out yet, but I said as the hour and 45 minute movie goes along, he actually starts gaining abs every 20 minutes cause like an angel gets its wings. He's like. So yeah, I will be seeing Madam Webb. I saw that shot of her in like the skin tight denim suit. And I was like. Um, face mask. It looks so bad. I mean, that is kind of what the character looks like in the comics. You know, it's going to be terrible. I know a lot of people are excited for Madam Webb because Lucky from Ghostbusters is in it. Nobody is excited for Madam Webb. No, but Lucky from Ghostbusters is in it. Everyone's favorite Ghostbusters cause Afterlife is a good movie, right Adam? And we all remember that character, Lucky. You made this joke. Tony, here's how unremarkable that film is. You made this joke with me just a couple of weeks ago and I already forgot who Lucky from Ghostbusters is. Oh, Adam, Afterlife. It's so great. I love it. I'm definitely not just saying I like it cause it references the original and they brought out some old dinosaurs to not be funny. As a tribute to my late father, let's make Egon Spangler a deadbeat dad, a loser, weirdo who goes off on its own doesn't communicate with any of the Ghostbusters. And he's basically responsible from Gozer and everyone coming back again because he tricks his granddaughter to find the proton pack, which then opens up the, yeah, really brilliant script. Yeah, and you know what? We're gonna get back at that Woke Ghostbusters. This movie only have two women Ghostbusters and their kids, anyway. It's like Stranger Things, Tony. We gotta make Stranger Things Ghostbusters. City Sweeney is gonna be in like a weird modern day non-sploitation horror film. I just called the preview for that. I mean, she is the ticket right now. She's got a lot of movies coming up. And she's ridiculously good looking. I mean, maybe she can act. I don't really have a lot of experience with her acting. She can cry, she is pretty crying. She can do, you know, she cries on command and it's a pretty face cry. I wouldn't say she's a great actress, but she's a competent, serviceable actress. She's not insulting by any means. She's not like Megan Fox and anything outside. She did play a really good, like bitchy teen girl in what you would call it, in White Lotus. Yeah, yeah. She definitely has more range than your typical. Apparently she was in John Carpenter's last film that he made, The Ward in 2010. I'm definitely gonna see Spiders from 2013. I'm sure that's a great film. Sure, it's not sci-fi channel schlock at all. Yeah, I know. Yeah, that's definitely a, that's gonna be a good one. We're all gonna watch Spiders 3D. We got Kyle Nelson's back. I'm gonna have to tread lightly with his comments and make sure there's not some sort of a misdirect in the words. Kyle Nelson from $2 says, ask Tony to say Adrian Actress. I'm not gonna say it, Tony, you can say it. No, okay, it's actually funny because I reviewed it. Is it Talia Shire? I reviewed a movie with her today, actually. So, famously, I could say the name Talia. I say it whenever I read a Batman comic that has that character in it. I see Talia, Talia, Talia, Talia. My dad, you know, the one who interrupted earlier to tell me about the cat throwing up. Your cat's dying, yeah, of course. Yeah, he pronounces, when I was a kid he would always pronounce her name Talia. And for some reason, just her. Whenever I talk about the godfather Iraqi, I always call her Talia Shire. And I've had to like train myself to stop. It just turned, no one else. If I see that team, you throw her name and Shire then I butcher it. Okay. So, Kyle Nelson's an asshole is what I'm saying here. Kyle Nelson's the big spender of the night. So, he's both the hero and the villain of the stream. So, thank you, Kyle. And sorry, Tony, that you don't know how to talk. All right, number two on my list, I think needs no introduction, but since you can't see my list, I have to tell you. It's Leonardo DiCaprio, maybe the most steadfast, true to form actor out there. The guy has honed his craft over many years. And I think it's because of the youth, the innocence that he partakes in, surrounding himself with beautiful young women is really keeping his vigor going, keeping him engaged. Exactly, yes. I, of course, celebrate his entire catalog ever since his appearance on Growing Pains all those years ago. I think that's what the show was, Growing Pains with the Sieber family. Right, it was growing. I mean, I thought you were gonna go with Critters 3. I know you're really new by who's performing Critters 3. Of course, Critters 3 is on there, yeah. You know what movie I hate with him is The Beach. You ever seen The Beach? I mean, I haven't seen it in a long time. Horrible, horrible film. But now Catch Me If You Can is a treasure. That's also got Tom Hanks, who I love. Yeah, that was good. Yeah, The Departed, Blood Diamond was a brutal movie. I really like that one. Inception, of course, Christopher Nolan's Inceptions grade Django and Jane, The Revenant, which he won an award for because the Academy felt bad that they snubbed him like 30 times prior. So they gave it that for Revenant, but the Wolf of Wall Street, everything he does is pretty much great. I know you love Don's Plum, that movie that he really doesn't want people to see. And him and- Don's Plum? So yeah, so it's a movie. Him and his, are you aware of The Pussy Posse? No. That was a lead art to the Caprio, Toby McGuire and a few other guys, they call themselves The Pussy Posse. This is like 90s. And they made a movie called Don's Plum and they're so embarrassed by it that they really try to make sure it gets no distribution. They try not to make sure it goes on DVD or anything. Is there context behind this name? I can read the synopsis. A group of Los Angeles teenagers meet every week at their local diner to discuss their latest misadventures and their miserable lives. No, no, no, I'm sorry. Is there any context behind The Pussy Posse? Is it just- Oh, they were just young to Hollywood heartthrobs who I guess would get laid a lot. So they call them that. Right, they're young people. But yeah, so there was a lawsuit. Toby McGuire and Leonardo DiCaprio sued and they settled and this film cannot be shown commercially in the US or Canada. So I guess you gotta go- Wow, wow, Don, we should watch it. We should watch, we should find it. It seemed like why they don't want to see. There'll be a nice commentary track for us to do. Yeah, a movie that no one can get. Yeah, let's do a commentary track on that. It's an exclusive, it's an exclusive. Hey, everyone, fire up your pirate bay and get a torrent. You know what's funny? I haven't seen, I still haven't seen The Wolf of Wall Street. I haven't seen a new Leonardo DiCaprio movie since Django Unchained. I'm looking at it. Yeah, I just keep missing it. You just keep rewatching Titanic. Yes, I wasn't the biggest Leo fan anyway. So I guess I don't make it happen to go out to his movies. Oh, I totally forgot. He's freaking Billy the Kid and the quick and the dead. Yeah, he's awesome too. The Sam Raimi Western. Yeah, that's a good one. Hell yeah. And Killers of the Fallen Moon. You didn't see Killers? Nope. The Fallen Moon? Wow, okay. Nope. What's eating Gilbert Grape? I thought he was good at what's eating Gilbert Grape. Classic. I'm trying to look after you. So you haven't seen anything since Django? Yeah. You didn't see Wolf of Wall Street? And you know what's funny? I now own it. My friend gave me his Blu-ray collection. Still haven't popped it in. I thought every white man on the planet has seen The Wolf of Wall Street. I go through phases where I'm just too busy to see whatever the big thing is and then I just never get around to it. And then I just hope to God no one ever asked me specific questions about the movie because I haven't seen it. And then the weird thing is I'm like a movie guy. I see a lot of movies but I don't see all the movie. Right, but you've seen Critters Three like four times. Obviously. You've probably seen Tremors Six, like some weird ass. I've watched all the Tremors and I reviewed them a few years ago. We did it. What is the worst Tremors movie? How many are there? Is there six? Seven, I think there's seven. I just guessed that there was a sixth. Perfect. What is your number two? Oh, well. After that gets you to the theater that you get all. No, no, City Sweeties by number two. We both had Anya Taylor-Joy. So I only have one left. So you wanna do your last one? Okay, I'll do my last one. It was already hinted at because I just straight upset it, but it's Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise has been reanimated several times over. He continues to live and thrive and somehow look better than me at 60 or 70 or fucking 90 years old. He will outlive us all because of Scientology blood and whatever else he does in a spare time. And I don't care because I'm here to watch movies and get entertained and he does it over and over again. Granted, mostly it's now Mission Impossible movies over and over, but they just give us another top gun and they'll probably make another one. I think there's already conversations about a third of Maverick movie, Top Gun 3, whatever. He was in that terrible mummy movie, of course, but we ignore that. I was like seeing most Tom Cruise movies up until like 2011, because I didn't see Rock of Ages. I haven't seen either Jack Reacher movie, although I have. Those are bad. Jack Reacher is too bad. I've owned Oblivion since it came out, haven't watched it, but I did see Edge of Tomorrow and liked it. But after Edge of Tomorrow, I've only seen Mission Impossible, Top Gun Maverick and I did see the mummy and I regret it. I hear American Maid is good. American Maid is good. It's kind of, you know, you're just traditional base senator's story. Although, although I'm sorry, I do have to boycott American Maid and Edge of Tomorrow because that director is doing Roadhouse, so. There it is. Throw it in the trash. Throw it in the trash. But Cruise, you know, he's kind of thought, he is like the definitive Hollywood blockbuster star, but he does have some range when he's allowed to kind of like showcase it. His comedic role in Tropic Thunder. Yes. It's like second to none. It's so good. You also played a good like fucking weirdo and what you call it? Oh, God damn, what's that film? Oh, God. Well, he's a great villain in Collateral. He does have a comedic cameo in I think Austin Powers' gold member as Austin Powers. Magnolia, he plays a really good asshole in Magnolia. Yes, Magnolia, he's great. Vanilla Skye, he has this different kind of, well, he's a vampire in Interview with a Vampire. He does kind of try out different things. But yeah, lately in the last, I'd say, decade, he's pretty much squarely just on the action dude again, but that's what gets people into the theaters. And we love seeing him jump off a shit. But yeah, like his more comedic roles are even as more just lovey-dovey shit like Jerry McGuire or Rain Man. Those are all very... I love him in Eyes Wide Shut. That movie is great. Yeah, Nicole Kidman in him. And you know, a movie that I didn't watch until I think two or three years ago was Cocktail because I assumed it was just this dumb rom-com. It's actually pretty damn good. I need to re-watch that one. I'm pretty surprised with that. I will say, if you ever revisit Legend, he was in Legend with Tim Curry. That's where Tim Curry's the big devil looking guy with the unicorns. I've seen that. That's a Ridley Scott movie. Make sure you watch the director's cut, not the American cut. Ridley Scott, oh yeah, that's right. You mentioned that before. And someone else has brought it up. I have not seen that. Make sure, just watch the director's cut with the Jerry Goldsmith score. It's a way better movie. Legend got kind of screwed over. They had these big sets in the movie, but like before they started shooting, there was like natural gas in the set and like the set blew up. So like the sets were gonna look way cooler than they were. Your soundstage blows up. You kind of like make some changes. But yeah, that's like a very early, that's like right after risky business and the outsiders and shit. But no, I've always liked Tom Cruise. I know people don't like him sometimes, but yeah, he's still so impressed with me. I feel bad for the last Mission Impossible because it wasn't a bad movie. Yeah. There was just a lot going. I don't think they need to re-title the second one. I think the problem is it didn't have enough meat for a two-parter. It felt very much like a lot of MacGuffin chasing and it was really just an extended chasing for a good hour and a half of the movie. It just could have been just one film, I think. I mean, we talked about it. Like I think it's just there were too many movies that were two-parters that year. Yeah, the movie's budget, the movie's budget got inflated because they had to take a break because of COVID. It's what you wanted to come out. But I feel like if they just stay on track with the second one, people will go back and watch this one leading up to it. It's funny because Fast 10 was a cliffhanger, two-parter as well. And a lot of people don't even know that or the audience that loves Fast and Furious is too dumb to even realize it, which is fair because these movies are so stupid. But they did it right. And I don't even think Fast and the Furious 10, it made money or it broke even because the budget was so insanely inflated. Did you know that Vin Diesel is one of the highest paid actors in Hollywood because of Fast and the Furious? That's hilarious. That's it. Like he isn't the top 10 earners almost every year now for the last three or four, five or six years because these stupid Fast and the Furious movies make a lot and he has in his contract probably an amazing deal. Like I don't know what they got going on but it's probably Robert Downey Jr. levels of deals going on. And Dwayne Johnson of course, this is one of the highest paid actors. I noticed you don't have him on your list. He's probably your number one right now. No, I have a different number one. Okay, well, you can say it if you want. Okay, so my number one, he's an older actor. He's a very older actor. This guy's been kind of acting since like the 50s. It's actually really impressive. He's been in serious films. He's been in comedic films. He's played a bad guy. Patrick Stewart? No, no, no, no. He took a few breaks in his career but starting like around 10 years ago, he came back big and strong. And recently he had a film come out. He had an animated series come out. He had a live action TV series come out. He's got it. His last movie came out a few months ago. He's got another movie coming out in a few months. And of course I'm talking about Godzilla. This guy is killing it. He is, I mean, who else has this much ring? Look, he's acting in the 50s. I'm trying to do the math in my head. Who is this guy? He's had a lot of, like I've seen movies where he's like this very serious, scary thing. And I've seen other movies where he's dancing on Jupiter and flying. I did see one where he did kind of a flying bird kick across the screen. Yes, yes. He works well. He's lifted up the careers of other actors. I mean, who would know who Malthare is until she ended up being in one of his movies. And it looks like he's kind of doing a Barbie thing with the new movies. Pink now? He evolves with the time. He knows when to change. I mean, obviously in the late 90s, he was going through something. He lost a ton of weight. He was way too skinny. He was acting with Matthew Rodgerick. That was a dark period. That's a lot of fish. I remember that. That's a lot of fish. Yeah, yeah. But you know, he put the weight back on for the new ones. And yeah, he's still going strong. And like I said, like I'm watching him on that TV show with Kurt Russell. Who would have thought he would get to act with Kurt Russell one day? He keeps coming back. I mean, the guy's died more than Optimus Prime has in a Michael Bay film. But he's somehow getting resurrected again. It's remarkable. I know. He's got to play himself when he was younger in this TV show. Now he's got to play himself again with Kong. In between, he's reinventing his original film with a Japanese film that you hate it because you're racist. But you know, Godzilla, I think he, every few decades, he comes back, he comes back strong and people just can't get enough of him. That's what they inevitably do. And then they take a break. And they'll do it again. They'll just keep doing it. He's the roadhouse of creatures. You know, when he gets over, he's going to come back again, stronger than ever. What a nice number one pick, Tony. I like that. Yeah. He's doing a great job back Godzilla. Godzilla, man. Shit. So you like Godzilla better than Kong as an actor. You think Kong doesn't have quite the catch age. Kong's too inconsistent. He has a few good movies. He has some pretty bad ones. He kind of plays the same character up until recently. Again, Godzilla way more range, way more range. What did you think of it? I think we've talked about this. I think you do like it, but are you a fan of the Peter Jackson Kong? Yes, I reviewed it. I reviewed it on my show. Although we reviewed the extended cut and the extended cut is not that good. Yeah. It's got that piranha scene, I know. And there's like a triceratops. That part's cool. Yeah, the triceratops is too much. That scene with the military guys doing their whole speech in New York and then Kong just knocks him out. That was dumb. For a movie that's already too long, all those scenes. It is too long. Yeah, and I like Jackson. Obviously, the Lord of the Rings is one of my favorites, but can't do too much with King Kong. Super chats would be nice right about now, because Tony and I are winding down. We're just going to chit chat for a little bit. So if you guys have any other actors or actresses, I think actresses want to just be called actors now. So maybe that it's universal. Throw it into a super chat and we'll say whether we like this person or not. If it's Aquafina, you can just go ahead and save your money because we won't put that on. We're not going to feature that. And what's the $20 or more is all you're going to get for Aquafina. And real quick, speaking of Godzilla, on the Catzilla channel, we just reviewed the Monarch show, the show that's been going on for the last few months with Kurt Russell. It takes place in the past, but then it also bridges the gap between 2014 and 2019. Solid show. The characters are actually pretty interesting. It's part of the Monsterverse, though. Yes, yes. And it actually explains stuff that it didn't need. I don't really need to know why his spikes change between films, but this show actually gives you a reason for why his spikes change between films. I imagine Aaron Taylor Johnson's reprising his role as generic army guy. He hasn't shown up, but they went all in on Kurt Russell and Wyatt Russell. I do like Kurt Russell, though. Kurt Russell's great. It is fun to see Kurt Russell in scenes with Godzilla. So weird that he's doing some random ass TV show for, what's it on, like fucking high five? Apple TV. Oh, it's Apple TV, OK. All right, well, Kyle Nelson for $2. O.J. Simpson was good in the naked gun movies. He was pretty good in those movies. What was his name, Norb, Norbit or something? Norbur, Norbur, I think. Yeah, he dies a lot, which is kind of fun to watch. You just keep getting his ass kicked, naked gun, man. The second one, not that good. But I think 33 and a third kind of pulls it back to you. 33 and a third is fun. The old TV show is fun, too. Yeah, if you ever go back and watch Police Squad. Yeah, Police Squad. I did actually find them on YouTube. I didn't know that Police Squad was a thing until probably six or seven years ago when I was doing some deep dive into Leslie Nielsen movies. Because, yeah, let's think the first one is called naked gun from the files of the Police Squad. Yeah. Speaking of Leslie Nielsen. And some of the jokes are just straight up taken from the show. Speaking of Leslie Nielsen movies, I got a review coming up next month, exclusive here. I forgot Leslie Nielsen was in this movie, but I'm reviewing Soul Man. Oh, God. Julie Louie Dreyfus is in this, and James Earl, do you know this movie? Yeah, I know the movie, yeah. Why are you reviewing that, though? I don't know, I thought it'd be a fun movie to review. I don't know, I thought it'd be a fun movie to review. Hey, what's the movie? Not related even slightly, but what's the movie? If you can tell me this, I'll be incredibly impressed. It came out, I want to say early 90s. I don't know why I'm thinking of this. I guess Soul, Soul is what reminded me. And a bunch of people die on a bus, and I'm pretty sure Robert Downey Jr. is in it. And they sing the song Walk Like a Man in the trailer. I think there's a scene in the movie where they all sing the Stupid Walk Like a Man song. And Robert Downey Jr. is in it. I wanted you to know without... Heart and Soul. Yes, because I could have done that, Tony. I thought you could just figure it out without Googling it, because I could have Googled it and told you. What the fuck is Heart and Soul? That's a real movie. From the director of City Slickers, apparently. Heart and Souls, yeah, that's who I thought it was. Soul Man, Heart and Souls, Robert Downey Jr. No, no. Soul Man is way more offensive than this movie. I didn't say this was offensive. I said that you said Soul Man, and I thought Souls, and somehow I got to this weird Heart and Souls movie. You were probably just going, oh my God, Tony, just break up Soul Man, the blackface comedy. Let's change the subject. Let's change the subject to something completely different. Exactly what I did. Bubba, for $1.99, Aquafina versus Desani Water. I prefer Desani, even though I don't think it's, it doesn't taste natural. Something about Desani Water feels almost like too filtered, like it was created in a lab to taste like what water should taste like. And Aquafina, kind of a trash drink, kind of a trash actress. I don't really want anything to do with Aquafina in bottle form or in acting form. I only drink Molen Springs. I don't know about you, but I'm an ice mountain guy myself, but I find the caps, can we talk about some of the fucking caps on water? It's like they're trying to get into the Pentagon with some of these things. My daughter- Wait, did you get my Molen Springs joke? Yeah, it's from something, but I forgot. Oh, is that- It's a sign felt. It's a sign felt. Molen Springs because the merger of the two- Well, Molen Springs and Molen Creek. Molen Springs? Yeah. Oh, no, no. We got to change the name. Is that the same one where he gets the Nazi pink on his above his mouth? Yes. Mr. Pitt has something on his mouth. Stocks will raise high. And he puts his hand up. Oh yeah. He goes, we will annex Poland by the spring at any cost. Oh my God. He's doing handlers. Yeah, yeah. And we will raise high. He pulls up the hand. God, sign felt so good. Oh, man. Molen Springs? Elaine was the best, man. You really should do just that. I know, she's graded Soulman. She's graded Soulman. Okay. That's the reverse card, the Uno reverse card back to Soulman. No, but about bottled water, my daughter could not open her fucking water one day because it was one of those caps that had a plastic like holder cap that you had to take off. And then under that, there was this weird little peel thing. It was just ridiculous. I think it was Ice Mountain, which Ice Mountain has to get their water under control because it's absolutely insane what's going on with water bottles. All right, I think we're about done. We're on the water bottle topic, which means it's time to be done with the stream. Yeah, I gotta see if my cat's alive. Yeah, your cat's been. I saw it wander in sometime around an hour ago. It started jumping around in what looked like red paint for a while. It ran in a couple of circles and then it just lied down. I assume it's sleeping, Tony. Look, look, look. She's a diabetic cat. Sometimes she throws up a little too much. So I gotta see how bad it is. She's diabetic without the abetic at this point. The funny thing is she'll like throw up and then I'm like, are you okay? And then immediately she just asked for food. Like she's like, I'm like, okay, all right. You obviously don't care that you just threw up. But all right. Didn't you have a cat curse stream for a while where a couple of streams in a row cats died or got ill? Oh, no, no, no, that was Joey C. He showed his cat on screen and like the next day it died. So I've been telling people not to show off their cats. Okay, well, your cat was mentioned on the stream. So let's hope it doesn't have the same effect. All the best to Tony's cat. If it's in the hospital or the cat's hospital or the pet clinic, go ahead and send him some support via super chat to me on the stream right now or afterwards. I will make sure that Tony gets all the funds you send over to his cat. It'll be a nice little thing. Kind of like when Creed and the office put together that sorry to see you leave card and then he pocketed all the cash afterwards. Oh, that's right. So good. That episode's brilliant because Creed fucks up and then he blames a person at another job and then he gets a card for her farewell and then he takes all the money. It's so good. I like it in the last episode when you find out the documentary got released that like the cops were looking for him. Oh, yeah, yeah, he's like in hiding. Stratton Strangler or some shit, pretty good. Man, what a show. It's no Seinfeld though, Tony. It's no Seinfeld. All right. And no one else's Adam does movies or hack the movies. So make sure to subscribe to both movie channels because we love what we do and we do it okay. If we do it somewhat okay. Thank you guys for watching, Tony. We'll talk again soon, I'm sure. I'm actually gonna be on your channel in a week. Yes, I'm gonna try and get all those movies in this weekend. So that's gonna be fun. Is that next Thursday? Yes, February 1st. February 1st will be the January wrap up. So in February 1st, I'll be on Tony's channel and I'll be back. The movies will be talking about some random ass films that Tony just saw. Dude, can you believe there's a Zorro show that there was no advertising for? Is that on the list? Please tell me that's not on the, it is on the list. You only have to watch one episode. No, I- We're gonna be talking about, we're gonna be talking about Saltburn, which is fair. That's a movie that people actually know and like. Crystal begged me to talk about it. It's a good movie. Zorro, nobody cares about, Netflix is lift. Nobody cares about- Dude, I started watching it. It's really bad, but I wanna like bitch about it. Okay, fine. It's like the ultimate bad Netflix movie. It's got everything you need. Have you seen Beekeeper? No, not yet. I'm gonna see that movie again. It's so stupid. And it's another one of those weird movies where for some reason a hardcore cult of dudes like latched onto it is like, this is a man's movie. You can't criticize this. It's a man's movie. It's so fucking dumb, but it's entertaining and shawky. The night swim, I did see that. I thought that was fine. That's like, you could rent that now at home. Oh, okay. Well, and then Mean Girls, I'm sorry for your loss that you have- I'm waiting for my sister to get back from her friend's Bachelorette thing. But I told her, I'm like, I really don't wanna see this movie alone. Can you just go see Mean Girls? Wrap in. It's a musical. Yeah, the movie that they didn't advertise as a musical. It's a musical. And I do not like the actress that plays Regina, but we'll get into that on your stream. She might be from the musical, so I don't know. It's just, the weird thing is like, I grew up watching like old Zorro movies and I really like Zorro and I love the Antonio Banderas stuff. And I couldn't believe that one of the biggest streaming platforms just put out a show and there was no advertisement for it or anything. They don't advertise any of their shows because they're self advertising. They're the Netflix and it's like the top 10 trending are usually their new shit that they're trying to push. I turned on Amazon Prime and there it is front page Zorro. And I'm like, I'm sorry, what the fuck? So I wanna check out. It's perfect marketing because Netflix is so big. All they have to do is have a section that shows up. It's like, these are the trending movies, but it's just their new stuff. Yeah. Yeah, all right. All right. I look forward to that. Tony, it's always fun. Yep. Take care. Hope your cat gets better. What a sad way to end the stream. What's the most sad thing? Adam, I'm gonna be real sad if the cat dies and I don't have to spend $500 on insulin every couple months. I'm gonna be really broke. By the way, it's not even my cat. It's my cat, my sister, Sam, bag me with. But I'll make sure she's okay. All right. So guys, take care on that sad note where we find out Tony's been secretly poisoning the cat. He doesn't have to pay for bills.