 You yeah you thanks for clicking on the video. I actually have a question for you though Have you ever bought a game just because you saw a funny clip on the internet about it? I mean seriously Let me know down below in the comments because I definitely have and even worse I forced my two other friends to buy this game with me as well that game being battle bit But can you blame me look at these clips? One fish one fish they're piling our bodies at the corner, bro Oh my god, I just had to kill that guy your mama. No your mama, bro You see I love games like this with communities that have active mic users and more so than that people that love to RP So today I'm trying to justify to both myself and my two friends that we spent our money on a good game So what happens when three needs play battle bit? I don't know, but I just hope it's worth 60 bucks My account will be banned from servers while I'm not breaking no rules I'm just here to have a good time now first things first. Let me establish the three idiots Beautiful who ate all the pecan standings. All right squad mates any squad mates on Mike squad mates already. Oh, I'm near deal But I cannot hear it leader. What are you going? I'm coming up from behind you boys Hey, there's my group of soldiers right there. Do you guys know? Why are you talking on the microphone when you could just be talking right now what you signed up for yeah Yeah, we signed up for war. Fuck out loud dumbass. We signed up for real war. So we're gonna get in there We're gonna get us some real war hold on editor I need you to look at my perspective. Why is that literally dottos face put dottos face on his face and somehow that's also Dino's face Let's go asshole, bro, what the fuck Hey, can we drive this this 18 wheeler? Okay? Well, hold on hold on crotch up against this wall crotch up against this wall, bro Tell us when we get back do you have something so dragon balls universe of red capture fight? Oh fuck Yes, brother, but first we got to capture that red flag follow me if you guys see any vehicles call those out I bet I get more I bet you'll die first. Oh my oh I need you guys to tell us who's gonna die first and it's not gonna be me It's not gonna be me So don't think of that people a lot of members in our actual full-time squad by the way Let's see if any of them. Hey anybody else on radio. I'm just trying to see I'm trying to see if any of them have radio What's up, Ryan? Where are you going on radio? Yeah, what's the status update monorail? You got a status update? All right, I think I think he's good. I think he's a job I don't know actually I Don't know we already lost them on my own right now. It's cold But I've trudged through these streets before I've endured blistery winds Scorching deserts many a time. I'll simply do it again. Yeah, they took our flag and ran Oh shit shit I'm bleeding Look at that form of this soldier laying down prepared to snipe at any moment Ej monorail soldier Everyone can you look up to I'll let him focus on his job. Where'd you see him? Where'd you see him? My master can't ever give me a clean outlook. Oh Jesus I got you I got you get down get the fuck down history rocks. You're gonna be okay. Ellis You're gonna be okay history rocks You're gonna be okay, you're gonna be okay. I'm gonna leave him to his Left me should you son of a bitch I started on Mike shit Never mind possible. I'm good. It's your place. We can meet up. I'm a noble soldier who's gonna take his own path I'll meet you at the escort flag our teammates got the flag. He's running through an open field. Oh, go. Go. Go. Yes. Yes. Nice I see you. I see you watch out. They're gonna be swarming us. They're gonna want this flag back I'm being shot being shot on my six our new plan. We need to eliminate the person that has our flag I've been a crazy medic, but I just think oh, no Yeah, one down Help me Please please have mercy, please bro Holy shit. All right spawn back spawn back spawn on base spawn on base spawn on base Is anybody gonna heal me? It's getting dark. It's time to give up soldier get back to base back to base Over here Bob get in get in. We're gonna get in there. We're gonna kill him. We're gonna steal that flag back Thanks for joining the core demon engines going on Bro get in there's no space But there's plenty of space I'm in now. All right. The goal is to eliminate that eliminate marker. You guys see that Why do I got to make eye contact with this guy? Tom is fine. He's with us. His name's Tom Yes, Tom. Oh Are you guys okay? We have to go on a quick elimination mission Our death is on your heads. All right. Does anybody else want to drive? Why don't you just let me show this is done I personally wouldn't have let us die. That's just me another vehicle. Thank you. Wait. No wait. Wait. I think it's at the winged Or not. All right, I think we're gonna have to wait around until a new car spawns I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea. You're not in charge. That's the idea. Oh, okay. You you drive, bro I'm driving bro. Pleasure meeting you guys today. Is it your guys the first time in war two shut up, bro Start the engine man. Damn The key yeah, there we go finally damn while he's driving. I'll tell you plan. We would get to the eminy base Okay, and steal the flag Get off the road. You see me driving here. Sorry guys Last damn game getting the driver's seat, man I pressed the wrong button zero once in zero once in No, it doesn't all right last time I got about this far and then they started shooting That's pretty crazy. So, you know, I would just say be careful Oh No, no don't get out power three. You just got no power third day in power through and taking shots Damn bro, get us to that escort. Get us to that red escort side Bro, get us down man. Get us down Damn we're just flipping on that My legs My legs again All right, let me explain. All right, bro. You're not in charge bro. Let me explain Let me explain Let me explain Get it get it get it get it get it aqua aqua. You need to take us to where the action is What about me? Drive aqua drive drive aqua get us in. I don't need those bitches anyway All I was trying to say is that I it's hard to press the fucking talk the chat and drive because you're driving with Wazda and then you also have to talk with the v button, bro I can't do all of that simultaneously. How long have you guys been in war? Oh, I forgot to tell you he lost his voice in the last war dotto. Oh my god, aqua I'm so sorry for you. Look at how good he's driving though. My god. Was that a missile jesus? This is what you got. How's he gonna clear the blockade? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's going dark. It's your What happened aqua? I can't see anymore It's going dark I don't even have one kill why dotto even sign me up. It is dumbass game, bro There's no controllers aboard I need my controllers aboard true professional like me needs my aim assist, bro That's a joke because people hate aim assist Let's all laugh. All right, I mean you do you want to drive? Yeah, let me drive me drive All right, get us into that location. I don't know where I don't know where the odds the vassals Let me show you. I just is done. Hold on. I'm European. So I know how to drive This is my new you're my new crewmate, bro. Fuck those other guys Lord baguska babushka Nobody's gonna take us out. Not on my watch. You just die. We don't remember we got a lot of watch out Watch out. Oh my god Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, run run run Hey, anyone have ammo and you would have an ammo. No ammo cash. No ammo cash They got me to Thanks, he'll be he'll be on join your team, bro. He'll be on join your team. Well, they were asking for ammo over my dead body Good shut up. I hate you guys Oh, no, we do in the car. Oh, you're both back in the car gents. I'm pulling it around Look, I know I don't have the best track record, but I'm gonna go I'm gonna go undercover this time. Oh, oh Damn you took off the I'm we're gonna be following you wherever you go. Let's be smart about this We can go around. Yeah, we are gonna go around. Well as long as Dionne leads us that way Go right go right go right go right here. All right. All right. Okay. There you go. Good. All right We're gonna sneak. How much can I sneak a car? Keep making the same mistake now we get out and we walk on foot. Okay. Okay follow me follow me All right, I've seen this in the video game. Okay. Can I trust you? Yeah? Yeah, I've seen us in battle bit master whatever fuck game is called. Hey lucky I don't have a controller about a controller. I'd have 17 kills right now. She control. I might have 18 kills That's all I'm saying. Well bullets are whizzing past my head as we speak Are you sure I keep hearing like It's all inside your head. I think I'm doing okay. We're still alive. Oh damn deans way behind enemy lines Yeah Yeah That's the beginning of things to come Jake Jake has a path for us Jake Jake Jake run your six Whatever you do we do Dionne has a looking behind enemy lines. What did you like to know? Oh Bleeding I'm bleeding. Oh my god. I got shot. I actually shot. Okay. Okay. I can bend at you I banished myself a little bit. You're gonna have to get a kill. You're gonna have to get a kill I'm down. I'm down. Are you down? Jake never back? I'm done. Oh my man's Thanks for the attempt brother, but it looks like this is our last hurrah Thank you brother, I needed you I'll repay I'll repay you tenfold medic I need a fucking medic Hey, Dionne I was just killed hey, hey, this is our new partner right here this medic He saved my life, bro. We have to be eternally grateful this guy right here. Really? Yes. Sounds good I'm fine with working through this. He said he saw my head. Oh, there's two right here. Oh damn So to get these guys Not on my watch bitch. I need to know what do you look at me like that? We're like an inquisitive dog. Thank you Yes, I am I'm encroaching from behind you need a medic. Ah, I'm gonna take in your mouth. You stole my joke pussy Oh What I need some call that's where we look at where we look in Advance take more ground. We need to cover more space. I need a hero. I need a medic medic. Oh, he's just too late One down one down. I got one. Is that your first kill? No But Bro, I got three Medic I'm taking the alternative path this time fuck these trees except not really they're very good for the environment We need them to reduce the you know climate change, please plant a tree. Thank you. Who's healing me? Oh, you're the best I've got you peeing. I've got you. It's time to win these gun battles. Oh, oh Where are you? I'm in an office building in the middle on the ground. I just got raised again for the fourth time It's it's looking bad. I'm making a break for it. I'm making a break. I'll try to get to you guys I'm actually at the enemy base. I'm gonna try to sneak up crazy. I'm getting shot. I've enveloped it Crazy gotta break it left gotta break right gotta break left capture flag look in there. No, I'm going inside anyway. Oh It's you. Oh my god. I didn't even know you were here. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. They probably here at this Are we taking the roof? How do we get to the roof? Oh, I see I don't know what Dion's doing, but I hope it's just as important as what we're doing And I utilize my camouflage to the maximum capacity. I am history now I'm bleeding out. I'm bleeding out needs some help inside the building. We're gonna have to jump up Can you hoist yourself up right? Oh my god, they're coming. They're coming. We gotta go. They're swarming the bill Let's swarming the building get out get out get out the swarming the building What the fuck where am I let me show you a real deal. What are you doing here? Oh, Lee, what a surprise me and rhyme got into the enemy base, but things just got dicey from there I could totally she drove into a landmine All right time to approach. Oh bullet just flew by my head off bleeding out Careful Dion get down get down They took his fucking Oh shit, they took his helmet off and killed him This is why I don't follow Donal They shot your helmet off Donal always leads me to death. All right, we're all loaded in. Let's get this smaller objective What are we looking at? Coco talk to us here. Oh Shit, they're on the roof Goddamn the recoil and anybody heal me. I'm just right off the side No, you should move me bro. I just got shot here You're getting up you're gonna have me you are fucking laid out though. All right, let's move up We're getting a we got to get a down the roof to your right roof to your right down the street on your left fellas Fellas get in over here. Yo, right run across the street man across the street rhyme. It ain't get in And get up inside get inside get in get in look I broke a hole in this wall bro get in I cover me cover me while I break a hole through this one. All right ready. They might have they might have It through the wall get through the wall Oh Ecloded on the mic after body does new strategy solo adventure to the left. That's what I'm gonna do solo adventure to the left You're not done you're not done. You're not done. I'm dragging you inside bro. All right No, damn. I got wasted. Damn. I'll give me the status up there. Oh shit They dropped me through the ceiling because I swear That I'll see you I see I'm coming help me help me right now. Yeah. Oh nice drag. That's cool Watch out. I respond bro. He's fine. You're gonna be okay, Anthony. You're gonna be okay Slopping us you're gonna be all right. I Keep getting dropped to go around I want to a genius idea run. This is this is a flank They'll never understand. Are we going to be let's go to be I I drop me No, he's not there. He's not be he just peaked this huge smoke now. We're never now. We're never go res me Yeah Are you sniping I'm going around to the left doing another left flank you go left. I go right all right I'm flanking left to be I'm gonna go even more left than we did. I'm on be I'm actively on be there Let's go I'll be careful about the windows, bro. This is enemy tears. Oh I'd be on I use my sledgehammer to put a hole in this wall so I could see ya Damn you Kyle Jesus Christ, what did I just watch happen? I thought I snuck them that motherfucker. I had love the aim of a God I don't even know if I'm talking about that, bro. Me and D. I just forget that base and then I don't even know what happened after that Drop to one drop to one. Sorry B2, but I got people to defend Flashbangs oh My god It lasts forever, bro You saw me getting you know getting fucked up by the whole right Did yeah, so at the end at the end we had a whole conversation and there was one who was black and I was like Hey, bro, how do I be a black soldier? How do you make yourself a black soldier? I want to be black soldier, bro In real life, bro, please I didn't I didn't Bro now I'm back to fucking running my left lap again, but the left is OP. They never they never look on the left. Oh Oh No, no, don't take me. No, no, no, not you guys again. Please man. I got all those Why am I here what's happening? I call there's so many one face one face. They're the piling our bodies in the corner, bro And they were piling my body in the corner, and I just hear our teammate what's going on in here There's like five enemies that they said don't come in here. Thank God. Don't go Simon Hey, man, hey, man, aren't you a medic me? No, no, man, I'm a dick in your mouth I'm just Jocelyn. Thanks for the heel partner. I got them. Oh One of the enemies is stuck under a table. I'm gonna go try to get back there and bully him while he's stuck Oh, yeah, here I go. There was a mine. There's a mine back here. Oh That's a whole squad there. Yeah, man, why don't you kill him? These guys are Flavin cities Flavin cities get up bro. Get up. You're gonna be okay We're still going for be that that's always been the case I am also here. Hello friends. Me and DNR full flank full flank try to get a wipe try to get a wipe Come on. God. I'm done. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got you. I got you. I got you Can you crawl through that? Nice. Oh through the window through the window. I see them drop on drop one drop one drop one Gotta heal Did you in your intro tell them that we've never played this because I need my built in it Yeah, I did and yeah, why the fuck did I spend the last four minutes of the match arguing with Yuji go go go? All right, let's do it right behind me good. I'm not sure what our goal I think we're defending we got to go defend a or B would pick one Let's go to be let's camp up and be find a good spot. Everything will be good after that Enemy bottom left. He's got me. I think I fell off a cliff Damn, I fell off a cliff. Oh, yeah. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. I got three grenades. I'm trying to throw a lesbian Bro, what the fuck why you die? Yes, you died. Oh, yeah, I went a fast black hood man. Back right. I got you You're gonna be okay pack right. You're gonna be okay This place is too hot. Oh shit. I need help Hey fellas, I'm here now let's go You spawn me over a mountain man I just couldn't do anything. I was busy ain't no way that just happened not ain't no way Dotto fucking spawned in and then just jumped off of a cliff shrieks shrieks It's me good to see you back on the battlefield there shrieks. I'm ready. It was a Look, that was a nightmare. I mean you died together. That was a nightmare shrieks We're not gonna make that same mistake again. It's all on you shrieks Following every tactical movie man. I can't believe it's not butter I'm managing you I'm managing you no streaks I need a medic on me and shrieks No streaks. No. No. Come on. No, it's not shrieks. Streaks. Hold on. Talk to me Streaks you got a family. Yes, I do like to be about that family streaks No, come on streaks talk to me streaks Damn I spawned in and immediately got shot improvise give me the low-down. What's happening here shit? Right behind you anybody has the time where patience to heal a brother just about ten meters. Yeah I'm a B2. I promise. I'll pay you back tenfold Be too laid out hit marker one to my right. Oh shit I think I just slipped out of the fucking building. What the fuck? This is how we got one right here. What are you a treat? I snitched you out man. I snitched you out probably not the best time to ask but what's the objective of this one? I Thought we was open Drop this ass. That's one down. Sorry about that street Did we win? I think we won. Oh, what? Whoa? What the fuck happened if we win or lose? Oh, no Yes, shrieks you made it out. Oh man. I made it out and fight another day love to see it streaks So what's the first thing you're gonna do when you get back home shrieks tell the wheels that I get here? That's beautiful. That's just investing I love that you're thinking long term. I'm advancing over the bridge. Watch the bullets. Watch the bullets Waffles you're gonna be okay. I got you. Don't go anywhere waffles. You're gonna be okay You're okay. You're okay. You're okay. We're streaks Do we lose streaks on the bridge count of three run up run up go go go go? I'm up on the bridge I'm up on the bridge. Oh Don't worry. Don't worry. Why are you right here? Drag me drag me drag me take me take me come on Come on. Take me take me. Yes. Good shit way to play We're streaks and streaks. Okay. It's streaks. Okay. Did he make it died? Oh my god I just had to kill that guy your mama now your mama, bro. Fuck you I'm on my mama on your mama bitch Hey, your mama so old she was flirting with the dinosaurs bitch Shut up bitch, I made your great-grandfather come Fuck you bitch, I'll fucking slurp your shit off clean Fuck I died medic. I got you dotto. Watch your back. Do you swore? Ah, they got us bro. We need a medic. We got to get off this left side, man. It's too swarmed No, bro, this way we have to if you're gonna grab my ass do it this way You're right. I do be warned. There is snipers. There's rocket launchers. There's a lot of shit going on up here Right out I'm down again medic. I'm dead bizarre. It's too late for me. Stay safe. I'm I do the spot on you. Yes. I'm in I'm in I'm in there's a lot. There's a lot here's a lot here's a lot here Damn Close right close right. They're here. They got me too. No Damn you're in combat. Just stay calm. I need to spawn on you. I'll get it I'm sorry, man. It had to happen. It had to happen. It's fine, man. It's fine. I understand. We're all just doing our jobs here Hey, man, maybe I'll see you. Oh, no, it's over. We're we're fading into heaven All right, well taken to bright side at least we didn't lose 500 to zero true