 Hey there friends! How's it going? My name is Kevin and this video is sponsored by Ubisoft. We're playing more Immortals Phoenix Rising. I've played this on the channel a few times. I really, really like the game. It makes me feel like a god. Ah, puny god. Oh, that is so fortunate. The next quest is From Pain Comes Beauty. Well, with the amount of pain I'm enduring, I'm gonna be beautiful. Alright, let's continue from where we left off. If you want to check out the game for yourself, there will be a link in the description. But for now, let's jump right in. Oh no. I just realized, now since I have the wide-angle lens, you can see that I don't actually play the games. I've someone else play them for me and write all my little witty remarks. No, it's just that my controller is underneath the desk. Nice witty remark, Kevin. Why do you guys like me? Alright, so last time we were about to help the talking tree. Okay, I didn't expect to find her as a tree. It's kind of a nice change, actually. The tree talks back to me. Normally, in person, I just talk to trees because they're the only things that listen. Is this treasure or an offering to some god? Either way, I'm taking it. I'm your god now. Oh, I found a rift guarded by this little horsey. Sorry, horsey. I'm just gonna go right on by if you don't mind and just drop down. That poor, like, minotaur is just scratching his head. That thing just called me a horsey and it dived into a pit and killed itself. Oh no, it's a two difficulty and they've got lasers and everything. What is this? Why are you turning? What is it doing? Oh no, I don't like this at all. My person even jumped back from it. That was not intentional. Oh my god, there's so many lasers. It feels like he came a fall, guys, all of a sudden. Oh no, look at this. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. How do I get across? Alright, let's just jump. Oh god. I'm coughing and scared at the same time. The English language is so useless. Why is there not a term for coughing and scared at the same time? Maybe if I Google it, something will come up. Why is no one else coughing and scared at the same time? Ah, I can't relate to anyone sometimes. How do I pass this? Can I go up? No. Oh wait, we might have something. I jumped to my death. That's the one way to avoid the lasers. It's nice now because I'm just playing this on my own PC. I'm just remotely playing it when people from Ubisoft were watching me the last time. And it would make you awfully self-conscious when you do stupid stuff like that. Is it just me or does this guy seem like he's scared and coughing at the same time? The only thing is when I got to certain spots, every now and again they'd unmute and give me little tips. So you just hear a little French accent, just like, Kevin, do you need some help? That's not a French accent, but that's the best I can do. And I'm just stuck here. Alright, no, let's figure this out. There's gotta be a way. Oh, I found the solution. Oh, thank god there's no French person watching me now. That would have been embarrassing. It's only like 200,000 of you instead. Phew. Oh no, why would I click that button? There's no way I can glide down there, is there? Oh, I'm doing it. Oh, lovely, we did it. That was nice. I wish there was a French person watching me right now to see how smart I am. I hope one of you are French. Oh, I got cocky. I felt so smart. Wait a second, am I going backward? Okay, yeah, that's why I died, because I was like, ah, I better die now because, well, I'm going backward. I should have taken a left here, so that's where I started. But I gotta get up there, so there is a chance I do have to go backwards? Hmm, you know what? I'll do what the good old-fashioned song says. One step forward and two steps back. Ow, I'm dead. I love that song. One step forward and two steps back. Ow, I'm dead. Not coming back. See, I don't like that the checkpoint is pointing me this way, because it really feels like I should be going this way, but I'm not going to listen to it anyway. I'm going backwards. I want to see what's over there. Oh, God, if I ever get there. Oh my God, there's lasers above as well when I get on the thing. Oh, I didn't realize it went that low. I'm never going to complete this, am I? I'm just derping so hard. Is derping still even used? Do people say that, or is my boomer showing? If it's not being used, could I change its meaning to scared and coughing? Okay, there we go. Move to the right-hand side, avoiding the lasers. Very nice, very nice. Oh, yes, it was backwards. Okay, fantastic. See all that derping for nothing. It all worked out in the end. Oh, no, come on, dude, please. Don't make me derp. Just violently coughing at them. I mean, these days, it's pretty scary. Oh, that is amazing. I could do that in real life, though. I have been known to chop trees in one swift hit. Oh, sparkly thing. I'm getting very distracted. This poor goddess who was trapped in a tree needed my help, and then I'm like, oh, shiny. He should have never enlisted the help of Magpie Kevin. Oh, God, I almost fell off. All right, shiny thing. Gotta bring this back to the nest. I just realized my mission is roll the pearl to the ocean. I like the sound of that. That sounds fun. Quite the calamity we find ourselves in. He doesn't like that. I'm running away. Oh, Jesus, he doesn't like when I stand on his clam. That sounds like a euphemism or something. Yes, he's stunned. He's stunned at my abilities. Oh, no. What a lame day after all that. He kind of swats me away like a fly, and it's just like, well, story's over. Ow, ow, ow, ow. Okay, I was about to say this fight's going a bit better, and it is, but it's still... Oh, not that convincing. Oh, no. Oh, that was way too close. Okay, the pearl is mine. All right, so I gotta roll this to the ocean. Will the hill roll it to the ocean? That would be very helpful. It would be very unfortunate if the ocean was up, wouldn't it? Ow, I hit myself with the pearl. My person just can't see. I'm gonna walk off a clip. Oh, oops. Yeah, what was the story with the pearl? The Greekology that the pearl had foamed up and someone was born? Oh, no. The bad guys have my pearl. All right, I guess I gotta fight. I'm getting good at the fighting now. I feel like a god, to be honest. I'm becoming one of those YouTubers. All right, back to peacefully pushing my ball down a hill. This is what they did in ye olden times for fun. There was no such thing as video games. You'd be like, hey, buddy, you wanna push this ball down a hill with me? I bet all you millennials wouldn't even know how to push a ball down a hill. I still don't know if I'm a millennial or not. I don't know what H, or if I'm like a Gen X, Gen Z or something. That's like a dogma Pokemon. I think I'm a boomer. I must be a boomer. Probably killing people down there by throwing these all over the place. You know what I love about this game? The feckin' variety. I know it sounds weird, but I really like pushing this ball down a hill. But it's just something different, you know? It's not like, go here, kill all enemies. It's like, push the ball down a hill. Have a good time. But then we got these bastards out here trying to stop me pushing my ball down a hill. Fun. Nothing will get between me and my balls. Back off. All right, now that those rap scallions are dealt with, I'll get back to pushing my ball down into the ocean. I wanna miss my ball. I don't wanna put it in the ocean. If you love something, let it go. Oh, look at it go. Oh, that is so sad. They grow up so fast. It's making the foam. There's a baby down there. I gotta save it. Oh, I didn't think about this before I jumped. No, I'm okay. All right, I wasn't sure if that was like a few meters deep or just like a few centimeters. Collect the godly sea foam. From the sea foam. Aphrodite Rose. Oh, yes, it was Aphrodite. That was the birthed from the foam, right? I don't know if I can climb back up here. Maybe I can. It's pretty steep. Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, okay, I got it. Just a little bit of panic is all. All right, now a lot of panic. Luckily that wasn't too bad. Maybe I can glide across them. Yes, that's what we needed. No, that's not what we needed. Catch on. Okay, now you can fall. This is dangerous. This is dangerous. I'm way above a massive fall. All right, back to the surface. Some ball. That's sad. I miss my ball. This game is just pretty to look at, to be honest. I like just walking around. I mean, it saves me ever opening the curtains if I can just enjoy the sights in games instead. I can just live a nice sheltered life. And then you got eyesores like that thing. Did they get planning permission to build that thing? You've returned, you sweet creature. Do you have the sea foam? I have the sea foam. I'm not quite sure what it is. I don't think I should be holding out our gloves. Okay, blessed with Aphrodite, he's in brace. Why is the volcano angry? What did we do to piss off the volcano? Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. You can have the foam. Take the tree. Chop it down. I don't care. Make firewood. Make a table out of it. Oh my God, Achilles. Why are you so strong? Can I hit him in his heel? Stop it. Oh, he's destroying me. Oh my God, he's dancing so fast. I can't even shoot his heel. I'm just hiding behind the tree. That was a cool dodge, if I do say so myself. It was half by accident, but it was still cool. Eat some onions or whatever they are. Oh, that's my last health pot. Okay, I think I can beat him though. I'm doing okay. Yes, he's dead. Oh, well, thank God that's over. Why are you laughing? You lost. I'm able to move my roots. One of them was actually blocking Achilles' legs. Oh, okay. So now she can move her roots and I can get into the lair of Achilles and fight the real one. What matters is I can start delivering apples. Okay, yeah. I just told her that people I love are turned to stone. She's just like, ha ha, apples. Yeah, what? Okay, now the tree is gone. Thanks a lot. Oh, that is a pretty good blessing she gave me actually. Refills all health chunks when health is depleted while in combat. 20 minute cooldown. Maybe I should go fight Achilles. That sounds fun. I'm gonna fast travel to the Hall of Gods and then go down to Achilles and beat him. I've just, I've always wanted to defeat God. I just found this abandoned village and I can check it out. Really do with some health potions and stuff. Is that a chicken? Wait, even you hate me, really? Oh my God. Okay, if I get beaten up by a few chickens I definitely shouldn't be fighting Achilles. Oh my God, will you stop throwing rocks at me? I'm fighting something much more fierce than you right now. Just run. Just running off into the forest. I admit defeat. Rooster, you win again. This does not look good. All right, the rooster may have beaten me but even a God he's not, is he? He's just a warrior. I know I will say he's a God just for dramatic effect. Oh no, a three star. This is gonna be hard. More lasers too. Wait, oh no, was I supposed to catch that? All right, another one? Yes, okay, spawn another one. Gotcha. Oh, oh, oh. Okay, no, I still got you. Follow me. Oh, my stamina's running out. And now roll it in here. You say so myself and I do. Raise those, which I can... Oh, oh, oh, dear. I almost killed myself. I almost plummeted down. Oh no, there's another one. No, I messed up. Just grinding against the rocks as I go down. Just drop. No, no, stop rolling. Stop rolling. Gotcha. I should probably chase this before it gets away. It's getting away. It's getting away. It's getting away. It's getting away. It's getting away. Oh no. Oh no. I lost it, didn't I? I fucking lost it. I can't believe I did that. This time, I'm going to jump in front of it and I'm going to line that bad boy up. Oh no, it's going away. Gotcha. Perfect. There we go. If I was a dude with a really weak heel, I would definitely overcompensate by building a temple like this. He's got to be in here. This is going to be difficult, isn't it? Corrupted hero. All right, let's do this. That's stupid dance. It's like a white dance when I'm out at the club. He's stronger than his shadow, surprisingly. Oh my god, he is destroying me. Okay, I might be in over my head here. Good lord. I can't do anything. Stop it. Oh my god, I feel like a fool. He destroyed me. I barely scratched him. Why are you laughing? You're lost. I'm getting handier at the combat. It's just I'm still, you know, me. All right, I think my best strategy might be just dodge, get the slow motion, shoot some arrows at him. He is yet to hit me this time. It must be extremely embarrassing for him. Like, I fled a battle with a rooster and now I'm here beating him. I can almost upgrade the bow actually as well. I'm mid-fight here just looking at my bow. Oh, the equipped perk is 30% extra damage with bow shots while health is full. Oh, now it's just added a lot of pressure to not get hit. Dammit, I got hit like immediately twice. So much for having full health. I tried to do a charged up shot and it just didn't work. Oh my god, now he must be really pissed. I'm eating mid-fight. Oh, that was a good dodge. Oh, that does do a lot extra damage if I can hit him in the heal but it's much harder. It's just so hard because he's constantly dancing. My timing is getting a lot better now. I feel like I am the right person to fight him now. I mean, it helps that every single person in the world knows Achilles' weakness. Dude, you should have gone into dance instead of fighting. I'm just going to keep hitting him in the heal. Oh, now you just seem pathetic. You remind me of me in some ways. Oh, I hit him in the ass again. Sorry, I just keep getting confused. It's Achilles' ass, right? Not Achilles' heal. There we go. He's down. Oh, oh, he's freaking out. What's he doing? Kill, kill, kill. Oh, no, no, no, back off, back off. Oh my god, he kills me so fast if I get close. There we go. Take that, Achilles. The torment of Achilles came to an end. Okay, so does he turn back to normal now or is he just freed from the control that they had over him? I'm unsure. Either way, I'm alive. That's the main thing. Oh, but no, now I'm back with the rooster. Run, run! Alright, back at the Hall of the Gods. I really should have upgraded my bow before I went there, but you know what? I got the job done. I think we will end it there. I hope you enjoyed. I really, really like this game. I'm super enjoying it. Thank you so much, Ubisoft, for the sponsor. It's always a pleasure to play this game. But yeah, I hope you enjoyed. If you want to check it out, there will be a link in the description below where you can do so. Thank you very much for watching. I appreciate you as always and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.