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The janitor is sick and there's some coal to be shoveled No The reason I've called you in is to tell you that mr. Stone the head of the board has asked me to make a Speech at the banquet tonight. Well, congratulations, mr. Conklin. You want me to help you frame something appropriate Thank you just the same, but you've helped frame me before No, no the speech is all written and it emphasizes in a subtle way of course The athletic as well as scholastic superiority of madison to the other high schools in this area Yes, sir, but where do I fit into your plans? You have in your english class one of our star baseball players With practice about to commence any day now stretch snodgrass must be kept eligible That's a pretty large order mr. Conklin stretch isn't a very good stoop Good teachers make good students miss brooks Now then You gave a test last week on thursday to be exact. I remember it because my daughter harriet received a mark of 94 What did snodgrass achieve? Well, he didn't get 94. Mr. Conklin. Oh, what mark did he get? 12 12 Isn't that a new record for the course Actually, it isn't stretch as mark was topped on monday or rather bottomed Miss henwright has a girl in her class who received a minus two Minus two how is that possible besides failing to answer a single question she spelled her name incorrectly What who is this girl she's a new pupil mr. Conklin transferred here last week from clay city high Her name is susie printus printus p-r-e-n-t-i-s-s or as she spells it p-r-e-n-t-i-s-s Her father changed jobs and they had to move a transfer from clay city This is the work of their principal my arch enemy jason brill If the printers isn't their backward daughter had to leave clay city I'll bet he personally secured a house for them in our district May I remind you mr. Conklin that susie is not our immediate problem. Oh, yes, you're right miss brooks It's snodgrass something's been bothering that boy lately. He seems upset confused. There's something on his mind It can't be very large or it would slip off You've got to find out just what's wrong with him We can't even hope for any improvement in his grades until he's straightened out emotionally But mr. Conklin, I'm an english teacher not a psychiatrist And even if I were I'm sure that the most careful analysis would only reveal that as a boy stretch hated his batting average Miss brooks are you trying to inform me that this assignment isn't As the student body might put it right up your alley. Well, yes I see Then perhaps I should let miss enright handle this She could get the information we need from stretches of the teachers. Let's see. He takes biology from mr. Boynton Miss enright could start out by having a nice long chat with mr. Boynton. Why don't you let me handle this mr. Conklin It's right up my alley Come in Good morning, mr. Boynton. I just wanted to talk to you for a moment before class But if I'm disturbing anything, oh come in miss brooks come in you're not disturbing me at all Don't sound so definite What I wanted to see you about mr. Boynton was oh, but I can guess the banquet tonight. Well, I won't keep you in suspense I'm going good for you I've been looking forward to this affair for some time now haven't been out formal since new year's eve I got the old cedar bag down last night and found my tux and pretty good shape By the way, miss brooks. Do you have your outfit all set for tonight? That depends. Does your cedar bag have a plunging neckline? Let's skip it mr. Boynton. I'm quite sure I can't attend the banquet tonight But we can discuss that later what I'd like right now is some information about stretch snot grass Mr. Conklin's quite concerned about his schoolwork recently Tell me how stretch doing in your biology class. Well, frankly miss brooks. He's a pretty poor student Well, money isn't everything As a matter of fact, there's only one pupil who's giving him any competition for last place in the course She's a new girl named susie prentice. You know her if she spells it with three s's I do Oh, she's unbelievable on her last test paper. She classified all animals into three groups by valves quadrangles and velocipedes Isn't that amazing it certainly is how did she spell all those words? Oh, she didn't spell them. She drew pictures of them Well, don't discourage her we may have another grandma moses on our hands But fortunately susie isn't my immediate problem. It's stretch Mr. Conklin seems to think that something's bothering the boy enough to affect his studies Well, so do I miss brooks and I think I know what it is That kid's in love in love. Who's the lucky frog? I'm serious. I'm positive. It's love. How would you know? I mean How can you be so sure? It's simple. You can tell by just looking at a person you can mr. Byron Of course when when you're really and truly in love with someone it shows all over your face It does mr. Byron Why surely the symptoms are unmistakable. They are mr. Byron Usually the victims act dazed and lethargic with a vacant glassy-eyed almost stupid stare Oh, you've seen them. Haven't you miss brooks? Miss brooks I'm sorry Thinking of something else I'd better go find stretch now and have a little chat with him. Oh very well miss brooks But I hope you'll reconsider about the banquet tonight if you do change your mind Let me know during lunch period. I doubt if I'll change my mind by lunch period Mr. Boynton unless the cafeteria serves a 60 cent evening gown on their blue plate Toodles Hi, miss brooks. Well stretch not grass. This is the quickest manhunt I've ever been on Are you heading for the lab? Yes, ma'am. I had to come back on account of my absent mind Where did you leave it? I've been terrible lately can't keep my mind on nothing hardly I just realized I made a very bad mistake while I was helping mr. Boynton clean out the cages before What did you do? I stuffed some old newspapers back in the cage and threw four guinea pigs in a waste basket Don't let that upset you the change will be nice for them Before you go back into the lab stretch, there's something I'd like to ask you It's rather a personal question, but I only want to help you. You may fire when ready grizzly Stretch what have you got on your what's troubling you lately? Well, I'd rather not say miss brooks, but stretch maybe I can help. How could you help? You're a girl too Thanks again What's wrong with my being a girl? Well, that's what my whole trouble is on account of Oh, then it must be true. You're in love stretch Well, I sure am boy. My folks say it's just puppy love, but I know different I never in my whole life loved no puppy like I love this girl But stretch how does this girl feel about you? I don't know miss brooks. I haven't asked her yet I was going to though at the banquet tonight I even got an advance in my allowance and bought two tickets But then I found out I was formal and I ain't got no tuxedo stretch I have no tuxedo I didn't expect you to have a tuxedo Well, I sure wish I could borrow one someplace Of course, there's there's no guarantee she'll go with me even if I do get a tux If it'll help your peace of mind any stretch. I'll not only try to borrow a tuxedo for you I'll attempt to talk her into going with you. Gee, that'll be wonderful of you miss brooks She's awful popular and real smart too boy. She's been helped me a lot with my studies lately stretch What is this girl's name susie prentice? Susie prentice yeah pr-e-n-t-i-s-s Well, she's a new student here. Have you met her yet miss brooks? No stretch, but from what I've been able to gather she's extremely clever c-l-e-v-v-v-r Playing e-varden will continue in just a moment, but first here is verne smith No other dentifers offer proof of such results proof that colgate dental cream helps stop tooth decay before it starts Two years research at leading universities using colgate dental cream hundreds of case histories Makes this the most conclusive proof in all dentifers history on tooth decay Conclusive proof that when teeth are brushed with colgates right after eating colgate dental cream helps stop tooth decay before it starts Yes, the toothpaste you use to clean your breath while you clean your teeth now offers a safe proved way to reduce tooth decay Modern science shows decay is caused by mouth acids, which are at their worst right after eating Brushing teeth with colgates as directed helps remove acids before they harm enamel Colgate dental cream has been proved to contain all the necessary ingredients Including an exclusive patented ingredient for effective daily dental care get colgate dental cream today big economy size only 59 cents Always use colgate dental cream to clean your breath while you clean your teeth and help stop tooth decay before it starts Remember no other dentifers offers proof of such results When lunch period arrived, I hastened to the school cafeteria looking for the cause of stretches amorous heartburn I didn't have any luck at first, but finally I sat down at an empty table and there she was Mind if I join you. No, ma'am. I don't mind. You're a new pupil here at Madison, aren't you? Yes, ma'am And you must be a teacher. You're too old to be a student Well, we're off to a nice start You're a susie prentice, aren't you? That's right. But how did you know easy? You spell it with three s's But I haven't introduced myself. I miss brooks susie. I teach english here Miss brooks. I should have known. Known what? Known what? Well, that we get along real good Golly, I knew I'd like you before we ever met just when I heard your name Brooks, how did you know? Oh, I just love names with a lot of s's in them Then you should get along famously with stretch snot grass I had a little talk with him this morning and he seems to think he's in love with you Oh, it isn't really love miss brooks. I don't think I guess you'd call it infatuation Inflatuation? Yes, ma'am. And why a cute good-looking super athletic fellow like stretch should get infatuated with me Is something I just can't flathom Well, don't try to flathom it susie You're a girl and he's a boy and he's flaunt of you and that's L there is too These kids were really meant for each other All right, but there's one thing about him that I just seem to sense is wrong miss brooks. What's that susie? I think he's kind of ignorant Igura why susie? How can you say such a thing? Oh, please miss brooks. I don't get me wrong I'm not influrring that he's stupid. Oh, I know you wouldn't influr anything like that Well, he tries awful hard to study I know because I've been doing my homework with him for a couple of nights now and I've been helping him all I can My toughest job so far is trying to learn him some grammar and to teach him some glamour myself Good, maybe between us we can both learn him something Well, the stretch is going to be eligible for anything besides summer school We'd better pull him out of his present depression and that susie is up to you What can I do miss brooks go with him tonight to the board banquet? Well, I haven't got any evening clothes and it's strictly formal I'll try and dig something up for you. But where not the same place. I find stretch a tuxedo Will you go if I can borrow an outfit for you somewhere? Well, sure miss brooks. I guess so I guess I'd like that real good fine You know you kids won't make a bad-looking couple. You're a downright polk gratuitous susie I couldn't say it neither could I That is modest he wouldn't permit you to Well, I've got to get down to my locker and change for my gym class miss brooks So if you'll excuse me certainly susie. I won't be alone for long. I see walter den bearing down on us Hello walter greetings. Oh ferris flower of the faculty If I may join you and this other young lady out Hey, she's pretty Tuck your eyeballs back into their socket This is susie prentes a very dear friend of a very dear friend of yours Yes, I'm sure All right, susie. I'll hold walter's leash while you make your getaway No, susie. I'll do the best I can see you later. Good. Bye susie Say she's a knockout miss brooks very dynamic new material down boy He happens to be stretches girl besides what about harriet conklin? Oh harriet's still my one and only I was just given susie my man of the world routine number seven Besides I wouldn't do anything to hurt old stretch. He's my pal That's as good an opening as I've had all day How about lending your pal a tuxedo for the banquet tonight? I've only got one miss brooks and I'm wearing that myself You see I've been working after school as a delivery boy at sherry's department store Just so I could buy the tickets and mr. Conklin must have a rich uncle that died or something the way he's been buying clothes Gosh, he got formals for mrs. Conklin and harriet and evening clothes for himself Say maybe mr. Conklin has an extra tux now that he's bought a new one. No, he hasn't miss brooks He gave his old tux away and this time he bought tails Picture him with only one tail I've got to get those kids some evening clothes. Wait a minute miss brooks. I got an idea Why don't you call your landlady mrs. Davis mrs. Davis. She hasn't worn evening clothes since harding's inauguration He was about the last republican to get in wasn't he? I forget I didn't mean for you to borrow anything from mrs. Davis But when I picked you up yesterday She told me your sister angela and her brother victor attended a formal wedding last week Maybe they'd lend their outfits for tonight. They might at that. It's worth a try Let's see now. Where's the nearest place from which I could call mrs. Davis. Why don't you try the telephone? Walter I don't know what I'd do without you Well, miss brooks, what did mrs. Davis say? She said she was going over to see her brother and sister today and that she'd ask them to lend stretch and susie their evening clothes Oh, that's well miss brooks. Will she bring them back to your place? She said you would walter now What I want you to do is to tell the kids to meet me in my class right after school Then we can go home and see what luck mrs. Davis had I've typed a nice clean copy of your speech for tonight. Thank you Harriet. Now run along dear. I've got a lot on my mind Something wrong daddy I've just talked to your mother on the phone and she has informed me that our evening clothes have not been delivered as yet Well, there's still time school isn't out for two hours yet. I am quite familiar with the schedule of this institution my dear But your darling mother is going to spend the balance of the day in the beauty parlor Well, you can't blame her for that. No, she can use it heaven. No That is I want your mother to be at her best this evening But she called the department store and told them to deliver our things to mrs. Davis's place I'll have to scurry over there like a jackrabbit before dinnertime and pick them up Oh, I guess she's out shopping. Let's go into the living room kids Oh, look here mrs. Brooks. Here's two big boxes. These will be the clothes mrs. Davis got for us Oh, that's right. Open one of them stretch and I'll get the other one. Thank you, Susie Here, let me help kids Oh, what do you know an evening gown? It's two evening gowns mrs. Brooks. Oh now wasn't that sweet of Angela She didn't know what size you'd need so she lent us two of them This one looks like it would fit you fine Why don't you borrow it and come along this evening? What me put on a borrowed evening gown just so I can attend the banquet And dance every dance with mr. Boynton and then go out on the terrace and the moonlight come on into my room And we'll try these things on What I got boy, this is even better than a tux. This is a whole set of tails Oh, well you can change in mrs. Davis's room stretch right down the hall and susie you go into my room over there Where are you going mrs. Brooks? I'm going to call mr. Boynton and tell him that if he doesn't pick me up here in 20 minutes I'll call for him at his house Come in mr. Boynton. Oh, thanks, mrs. Brooks Hello, I was quite surprised when you told me you could attend the banquet tonight, but now did I Say Let me look at you. All right. I'm out, but you've got on it. It's stunning. Oh, you just like polka dots Boynton. Oh, that's lovely too susie and you look very handsome in those evening clothes stretch. Where did you get them? The same place mrs. Brooks got hurt. Oh, I attract the store. You see the kids were a little short Why short No, but you're going to be late if you don't hurry you two run along to the banquet and I'll see you after a while What is right until seven stretch can take you for a nice drive around the parking lot Come on. I'll open the door Oh, I get you. You want to be alone with mr. Boynton for a while Gee, thank you susie All right, it's good to see you're looking so happy stretch happy boy. I'm absolutely derilius Did susie? Yeah, mrs. Brooks. Thanks for everything you've done dead It was wonderful of you to arrange clothes for those kids so they could attend the banquet mrs. Brooks. Oh shacks Shows that yours is an extremely warm personality Come a little closer mr. Boynton. It's not that warm mrs. Brooks, there's something about that strapless evening gown that you have on Well, would you answer one question for me? If it's the question I have in mind? No, that's a trade secret I just wanted to know aren't your shoulders cold? Well come to think of it mr. Boynton. They are cold In fact, they're freezing I thought so and I'm going to do something about that right now. You are mr. Boynton. Yes, I'm going to get your coat to slip on Oh fine. Well, he could have said hot water bottle Come into the store. Hello, mrs. Davis. My but you look beautiful. Hey I'm glad you were able to get yourself such a lovely gown at the last minute Get myself, but this is one of the gowns your sister Angela lent us Angela She wasn't at home all day. Neither was my brother victor But those boxes in the living room, where did they come from? They were left for mr. Conklin He'll be picking them up any minute. Oh, no Oh, would you answer it? Please connie you're closer to the door. You mean closer to the gate Mr. Conklin, how are you sir glad to see you? What brings you all this way out to this little old neck of the woods? If I may have my packages and a minimum of small talk, I'll leave this neck of the woods like a shot Packages, did you say? Well, there's something very funny. I have to tell you about that Very funny indeed There are no packages Oh, that's a scream if you'll kindly There are no packages But my wife distinctly told me she had the store delivered them Let me put my glasses on Now miss brooks step a little closer, please Well, I know that there are many faculty members who would like to be in my shoes miss brooks But what are you doing in my wife's gown? Please mr. Conklin? Remember your high blood pressure and where's my brand new full dress shoes. Take it easy. Take it easy I bought that suit to go to the banquet tonight. I know you bought it to go to the banquet mr. Conklin That's why you can relax. Why because in just a moment, but first Tonight yes tonight show him how much lovelier your hair can look after a luster cream shampoo Luster cream world's finest shampoo No other shampoo in the world gives you k-dumas magic blend of secret ingredients plus gentle lanolin Better than a soap better than a liquid luster cream is a dainty cream shampoo Leaves hair three ways lovelier Fragmently clean free of loose dandruff glistening with sheen soft manageable even in hardest water Luster cream lathers instantly no special rinse needed after a luster cream shampoo So gentle luster cream is wonderful even for children's hair Tonight yes tonight try luster cream shampoo Dream girl dream girl beautiful luster cream girl You owe your crowning glory to A luster cream shampoo And now once again here is our miss Brooks Well, I sat mr. Conklin down in the living room and gave him a complete explanation and the cold compress Then I went into my room took off his wife's evening gown and slipped on my little everyday number The skirt with the clever reversible pleats caused by years of folding over a wire hanger As soon as I gave him the gown He slammed out at the stretch and Susie to get back the rest of the family clothes Then mr. Boynton came into the living room I know you must be terribly disappointed about that evening gown miss Brooks, but don't you worry You're not going to miss a thing. I'm not no ma'am. I'm going to take a pencil and copy down Mr. Conklin's speech word for word and read it to you tomorrow Now mr. Brooks, how would you like that mr. Boynton? Yes, how would you like a punch right in your nose? 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