 The Muppets aren't SCPs, but if they were, how would the SCP Foundation contain them? Walking, talking, puppet-like entities? These definitely seem like something we ought to contain, along with our menagerie of living stuffed animals. Most of the Muppets like Scooter, Sam the Eagle, Rolf and the rest are easy enough to contain in basic humanoid containment chambers, Object Class, Euclid. However, we should have particularly reinforced rooms for sweetums who habitually runs through walls, Crazy Harry, who always seems to have another explosive on its person, and Gonzo, due to whatever maddeningly chaotic thing it does next. Some researchers would suggest that Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and its assistant beaker may seem well suited to working at the Foundation, or at least given privileges to perform experiments to help us further technologically. Those researchers are fools. If you've seen the multitude of ways those two's inventions could be detrimental to containment staff, you'd change your mind in a snap. The security contingent assigned to Ms. Piggy is to be staffed with twice as many guards as usual, and those particular guards must have scored highly on their close-quarters combat courses, for reasons I think are obvious. Animals to be kept in a state of permanent tranquilization after the Kappa-7 incident. And their leader, Kermit the Frog, kept in a completely different site from the rest of them. They will not have any rousing speeches leading to a containment brief. Report! And you didn't give a large enough dose. Get me Delta-