 Y tax man, big Brian Cockrell, who I'm good friends with, I love Brian, he's a great guy. Well, me and Brian are being friends for, well, 1994 we became friends. But we didn't start out as best of pals because, you know, with all the Chinese whispers, people whisper in with my, oh, I've had Brian Cockrell wants to fight you. He says, yeah, there's a rumour going on, Brian Cockrell wants to fight you. He says, does he know? Well, tell Brian Cockrell I'll fucking fight him. So, and I think people were whispering in in Brian's ear saying, eh, she also wants to fight you. And he says, she also wants to fight me. He says, she also wants to fucking fight me, wants to fight me. So it was like that, and now people were trying to bring us together for a fight. No, like they did with Dave Owen and the Chinese whispers, whether it was true or not, or whether just people were trying to move you like pawns, you know. Yeah, playing the game. Did you enjoy that, though, as well? But not, I fuck. It's just to fight people. Yeah, just fight because what were you getting out of at the end? Yeah, people are bad. But eh, there was a crime family. Well, I got sick of hearing that, so I phoned someone up and I said, I've had Brian Cockrell wants to fight me. Tell him I'll fucking fight him if he wants to fight me. I said, all right, I'll tell him, yeah, there's rumours going on all over. So anyway, there was a crime family, got involved, and wondered who were friends with Brian, who were friends with me. But there was a little bit iffy with those because we needed to break the ice again. So we had to meet them in a pub somewhere, so me and my pal, Vic, we went to meet them. And Brian wasn't there, I said, where's Brian? He said, oh, he hasn't come, we've come. And we saw it at all out there and he said, we don't want you and Brian fighting because someone's going to get killed. Blah, blah, blah. He had a fucking big magnum. Fuck like that, he had it. But anyway, so after a range of meeting we went with Brian. It's right, yeah, nice one. So they went out of town, met Brian. Fuck like that. But from that day we were great friends, really good friends. You just get an impression of somebody without meeting them. They would say all these bad things. You're having an impression of someone before you even meet them. People used to say bad things about me. So the name was like, oh, it was horrible. Have you sat down at a cup of tea with a charsley and spoke to them? Well, why make judgements then? I was the same with Brian. When I met Brian I thought just a big fuck. But then he actually listened to him. He's bang on man, he's very intelligent, very smart. When he got his two and a half years for driving offence. He went right down to about 18 or 19 stone. I went to visit him in Britain. And being one of these family there. So we went to visit him. And when he came in on the visit, he was fucking huge. And he had lost about three or four strokes. Because he wasn't pumping any hormones or jocing to him. But he looked, he said, I said, fucking hell. He was like 18, 19 stone. But he looked small compared to what he was. He was still massive. And one day he formed me up. He said, Richie, any chance it owns a favour? He says, a friend of mine just had a parrot nicked. He says, the family are hard broken. I said, parrot, what do you want me to do there? He says, can you make inquiries man? He says, right. Anyway, in the paper. He was the family are broken over the parrot. Someone had begled the house. Some bag had begled the house. Jot the parrot. Sold it on. It's anywhere. Found out, oh done it. Found out where the parrot was. Went to the geyser. I think the geyser paid a few quid for this parrot off this. I said, tough ship mate, you've lost the parrot now. The blog didn't know it was stolen. I said, well you've lost it. Because that parrot belongs to this family. I said, there's the parrot in the paper there. I want that parrot. That's going back with the family. He says, can I come? I said, can I come to the house with you? The geyser came to the house. I was going to take the parrot and sell it on to someone else. Anyway, he came with us. Took back the family and said, he's the parrot. They went off that mountain buzzing. They got the parrot back. I don't know the parrot's name. Anyway, I said, she says, the male will want to know the paper. Will want to know about the success story. How did I get the parrot back? I said, keep my name out of it. I don't know publicity. Anyway, it was within the male reignite of the parrot and holla. Cockrophone, I said, oh, thanks for that big favour. And people were taking the face of it. Richie Haas, the pet detective.