 Item number SCP-K9J-EX Object Class Solved Special Container Procedures SCP-K9J has been abandoned due to hauntings. Its property value is expected to drop significantly, making it a steal for anyone who is willing to buy it in spite of the hauntings. Description SCP-K9J is a large Victorian household filled with several squeaky floorboards, cobwebs and a kitchen that is always stocked with food. SCP-K9J was originally built by an old Scottish lord who died fifty years ago, stating on his deathbed that he would seek vengeance upon any person who dared to disturb his manner. SCP-K9J-1 appears in SCP-K9J upon investigation of the household. SCP-K9J-1 frightens off any and all potential customers of SCP-K9J. Their investigation will be performed in the SCP-K9J-1's properties, but it's a kikikikikikost! SCP-K9J-2 is a hallway within SCP-K9J that has a non-Euclidean geometry. When rock or pop music is played, an SCP-K9J-1 pursues subjects into SCP-K9J-2. Any doorway entered into SCP-K9J-2 will lead out another doorway within SCP-K9J-2. Investigators may find themselves running alone, with each other, or with SCP-K9J-1. This effect persists until any and all parties trip or attack one another. Addendum-K9J-A Wow, what a shame! I'll buy this and take a Dr. Guy's hand, Dr. Jenkins. Addendum-K9J-B Incidents involving SCP-K9J Incident-K9J-A Renovation workers were renovating what is now SCP-K9J. No casualties were reported, however worker equipment was destroyed and victims were reportedly spooked. Addendum-K9J-B Mobile Task Force Move-4 is sent into SCP-K9J to investigate. Incident-K9J-C After splitting up, agents Move-44 and Move-45 were engorging themselves upon the food discovered in SCP-K9J's kitchen. They were then attacked by SCP-K9J-1, which chased them throughout SCP-K9J. The agents successfully tricked SCP-K9J-1 by, like, convincing it we were makeup artists man, we spun it around a bunch of times and it was like, dizzy man. We still give it a makeover, though. Agents Move-44 and Move-45 were able to rendezvous with the rest of the MTF following this distraction. Jinkies. Agent Move-43 Incident-K9J-D Agent Move-41 was able to convince agents Move-44 and 4-5 to act as bait, utilizing ██████ Agent Move-41 reportedly had to give them two ████ each. Every evaluation of agents Move-44 and 4-5 is underway. Incident-K9J-F Agent Move-43 lost her glasses. She can't see without her glasses. Agent Move-42 fights off SCP-K9J-1 using previously unexpected skill. Although the use of agents Move-44 and Move-45 is bait was not successful, SCP-K9J-1 was contained by MTF Move-4 after it became stuck under a fallen bookshelf. I knew it wasn't a ghost ever since I saw the accounting reports about the house pricing. This school is actually Agent Move-43. Dr. Jenkins. Agents Move-41, 4-2 and 4-4. Oh, I was just about to get this house for rock bottom prices and I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for Mobile Task Force Move-4 meddling kids, Dr. Jenkins. Incident-K9J-H A second instance of SCP-K9J-1 was reported following Incident-K9J-G, but this was soon revealed to the Agent Move-45 wearing a bedsheet. Ruby Ruby! Agent Move-45.