 Oompa, loompa, doop-a-dee-doo I've got another riddle for you Oompa, loompa, doop-a-dee-doo If you are wise, then you will go far What do you get when you cobble down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats? I don't know the rest Hey, welcome back to our stupid fiction subcorpion I'm Willy Wonka Name that movie You can follow us on Instagram, Twitter, for more juicy content What's he a great lesser? No, I don't! Gene Wilder film? The world's greatest lover Gene Wilder? Large penis Today, we got a... This is actually from Baruch India And this is How Fit Are Indian Cricketers Ah! How fit are they, Rick? I think they're about as fit as a fit, oh my friend Well, you know, like, I wonder what... We know here, like, the typical builds of... Different sports Football players, huge, massive, muscular everywhere Soccer players are normally lean, but really cut Swimmers just freak Tall, long, torso, long arms, right Baseball players are the ones that can vary They vary, I don't know You can get guys like Giancarlo Stanton, who is a specimen To, on the exact same team, you can get... I mean, especially pitchers Yeah Pitchers can look like... Yeah, I mean, you just assume these are just guys that, like, just... You know, average run-of-the-mill looking dudes Clearly the most athletic and in-shape guys are golfers Am I right? Am I right? Well, some are, but... Some are in good shape Yeah, but like at baseball, you got, like, big poppy But then you also got... Red Sox Legend with the bloody ankle Why the fuck am I forgetting his name? But he's an asshole Oh, yeah, I'm seeing his face What, what? With the bloody sock Anyway I think he's a Trump support too, which sucks But he was like, he was like fat For Nando Valenzuela was... He had a big tummy But yeah, I... For the most... Babe Ruth was out of shape Yeah, he was Woof But I'd... Imagine, since there's like... Almost everybody outside of the... Well, he has to run too, right? Everybody has to do running Yeah, I'd... And so I'd imagine they're all pretty fit I would imagine they're... I've never seen somebody that looks like an out-of-shape person playing cricket either I think they're about as fit as footballers Yeah, that'd be interesting Alright, here we go Just check this little Info video out In the game of cricket, I think they're already built like a Nox He knows his body in and out They're strongly built, guys He can jump, he can flip, he can do anything So is it fair to say someone like Kohli now see his fitness as the center of his career? He probably knows enough about fitness to become a coach himself Absolutely I am right in saying that Absolutely Okay He knows his body in and out I'm asking you this from my own perspective because when I went vegetarian I had to really adjust kind of my routine or my recovery period, all that What happened when he went vegetarian? As a coach, did you have to like adjust a lot of things? Obviously, I mean... I mean, the human body does not know whether you're a vegetarian or non-vegetarian It only identifies as micro-nutrients and micro-nutrients We need to find the balance So we had to make adjustments and like fish to water, it took to it And whenever he needs to make any adjustments and all that, we all have a conversation and he'll always have pertinent questions Once he's convinced, there's no looking back He amazed me I mean, I saw Masudoni I mean, I got into the team in 2015 Of course, I've seen him before too He's a hill body I think he's a Pahadi, they call him Pahadi Yeah Strongly built guy Maybe it's like country strong Is that what that means? Pawan Niggi is the same Like a farmer Yeah I think this Anuj Rawat is the same That's what I feel now I think these guys who come from the Hilly regions are naturally very, very, very strong And to play the game of cricket I think they're already built like an ox And I think Neymar's played a lot of sport in his younger days I think soccer has been his favorite Yeah I've seen him play soccer The way he kicks the ball, he can pack a punch Pack a punch I mean, when I got into the team, I was already Towards the end of his I mean, probably in his home stretch It was more of taking care of his body If he plays a match or practice, recovery was more important And he had his own ways to do things And I never troubled him on that Here and there, he asked me a few things And I will help him What was his own way of doing things? For him, primarily it was a skill practice Okay So he used to battle a lot And then he believed in a lot of recovery In between matches To be very honest I would never take credit for everything he's done He knew exactly what he was doing And even the exercise regime Which he probably followed Was something which he has arrived over a period of time Gotcha And he was self-taught He was a natural I think he was gifted with supreme strength And that carried him through He's 40 plus, I'm still playing And I would say that He's really gifted I remember telling him that You know, he had a extraordinary gymnast Please call your gymnastic coach and thank him For what he's doing now He was like, flamuxed He said what? He can do a kippah, he can do a front flip He can do a back flip Must have seen it in television, sir He's got the explosive ability Because of, I think he's done a lot of gymnastics In his formative years I think gymnastics also play a major role In development as an athlete And not all of them will get the opportunity to do that But if you can do that at a very young age Nothing like it And probably that has helped a lot for Rishabh Panth Rishabh Panth, if you notice, is very acrobatic Because he can jump, he can flip, he can do anything But in batting, do you think that helps? I'm not a connoisseur of batting But I'm sure all these things help I mean, I always believe in multi-directional approach to life itself I think a multi-directional approach to sport Is definitely the need of the... Ah, little misleading in the title, obviously Very misleading in the title, yeah Yeah, it's like, it was... What is the fitness like for these particular players? Yeah How fit are Indian players? Yeah, okay, so... Yeah If there is a video, because I would like to know Like, what the average of everybody is But it is actually kind of interesting Because, at least the first two MS Obviously is a much older generation than Virat Kohli And so they... That generation is gonna think one thing They've always done this, they're gonna keep doing it And why would they change your new confounded knowledge? You don't know anything, I've played the game But obviously it works for them And so they do it But then obviously, Virat Kohli Probably there's a lot of analytics that goes into what he does Computer generated imagery that I do for him And then also being a vegetarian, which I did not know But obviously, I'm sure that's quite common If for Indian cricketers Because it's the highest percentage of vegetarians in the world I think it was in India, right? And there's actually, I think, one vegan quarterback in the NFL Oh, really? A place for the bears, he's the Justin Fields He's full vegan I didn't know that Which I'd imagine is difficult to do But obviously they've got world-class trainers That can make meals for them So it's probably not too difficult for him But that's gotta be difficult Especially protein intake Which can be made up with combinations of beans and rice In and of themselves That's a perfect protein But you do have to Not only make sure that you're getting the protein You also have to make sure that you're getting the iron And the other vitamins that you're not getting That you would be getting if you had a protein diet That's based on animal Yeah, but I'd imagine all the cricketers are More like What is the sport that I would have quit? I don't think they're as big as football players Because I don't think they need to They don't need to be In the same way that a footballer doesn't need to be Soccer footballers don't need to be Yeah, no I would find them to be far more average built Compared to, say, an NFL player or an NBA player They would be You would see them and not You would know it's a fit guy But they wouldn't stand out to you Whereas if you saw an NFL player Or an NBA player in person Your head turns Yeah They're probably similar to actually NBA It's just they're not The hype Yeah They definitely can't be in the NBA You gotta be like You gotta be like 6'8 to be in the NBA The first time I saw Tony Parker in person Now Tony Parker was the point guard For the San Antonio Spurs Point guards are typically the smallest Fastest guys on the floor That's their job in that position And so when you watch a game And you see Tony Parker on the floor You think he's your height He's just a little guy out there Because he is compared to the rest of the guys And then I saw him in person And he was like almost Micah's size Is he? Yeah, he was like 6'3 And that's Micah's 6'4 But I was like Oh, okay From what I remember Tony Parker You couldn't, like obviously he was in shape Yeah But he wasn't like Bawked up No, he's not You don't need, in the NBA You don't need that Because one, you're gonna be a lot slower And it's also genetics as well Like I remember The trainer for the San Antonio Spurs Was doing an answer A question and an answer thing On the radio in San Antonio And one of them was People were wanting to know How they could get David Robinson's arms Because he had the legendary His arms are gorgeous And he said, well You could eat like David And you could give his workout regimen But you don't have his genetics Yeah, no You're just not gonna get those arms Anyways, but if you do know a video That can actually explain A little bit more about the actual fitness Of Crickers That'd be cool I thought that's what this video was about It was required of them Yeah If you have any other videos You can send it our way Or other cricket videos we can react to Let us know Down below