 What's up guys take down here with another story time video for you today is episode 11 and Please don't click it out of this video because it's gonna be really funny And I hope you guys will enjoy the title is true It is a story about how I got my first black eye and it's actually the first black eye I can remember maybe before that I might have had another one when I was really young but not to my memory so this one here I remember fully and I gave myself the black eye, so that's why it's gonna be hilarious for me And it's gonna be hilarious for you, and I hope you guys will enjoy, but let's just get right into it. So This story actually starts off Yeah, it happened between the fifth and sixth grade I can't remember when but as you guys know because I've mentioned it before on this channel that I live in Canada and When I was younger we had a pile of snow Now 2018 we don't have nearly as much snow as we did when I was younger But whenever I was younger the public school had a huge paved area. The whole playground was huge actually but we had a huge paved area and they used to have to get plow trucks in and they would push it up close to the fence and It would be actually pretty high, so I would say maybe four feet five feet at some spots Almost over the fence, let's say which is pretty high So needless to say it was a lot the whole length of the fence and it used to be really fun The stuff we would do we would toboggan down it. We would slide we push people off of it Play multiple games, and it would just be a blast and so before I say about how I got my black eye I'll kind of give a back story because it'll make sense rather than me just saying exactly how I got a black eye, so Now that you know there's there's big Mountains of snow on each side of the playground what we would do is have big snow forts now We weren't allowed to throw snowballs I know that's probably what some people are thinking because back then if you threw if you were caught throwing a snowball Whatever grade you were in that's how many lines you had to write So if you're in the third grade, that's 300 lines You'd have to write if you're in the sixth grade that's 600 lines You would have to write and we never well. I never got caught. I know some people that had But we would have big forts and We would just find big boulders bring it back to our full forts and we try to build up the biggest While also destroying the other person and we'd have to defend ours So it was like a it was like a ward like castles medieval times so we try to destroy each other's forts while trying to build up ours and I was I guess I Used to have a if you're a 90s kid if you've ever heard of this Snowboards back in the day ankle with thin ones that you strap your feet on in the 90s What they were or maybe it was the 80s one, but I had it as a kid It was a thick snowboard not too long not like some of the new ones no straps on your feet There was a cord on the one end so you would hold it up with a handle and you that's what you would use to guide you whichever direction you want to go and on the bottom To help guide you in whatever direction there is two maybe three Decently long blades metal blades in there and they were a little bit sharp Yes, 90 kids had dangerous toys dangerous stuff But they don't have a lot of the stuff nowadays because it's unsafe Which kind of makes sense because I got a black eye from that but moving forward my job in these forts was to Basically collect because I had the snowboard Collects boulders and bring them back and I fit quite a few on there And I would actually pretend to be like people would know I was on one for it But I pretend that I got kicked out and I joined on this for it and they would just be like okay come We'll do whatever so I take their their boulders off their fort and put it all on this and whenever I was questioned I used to say well, I'm just putting it on this side. I was told to put it over here And it was really funny because I'd take it back to ours anyways The main part of the story is how I got the black eye and that's what I'm getting to right now Imagine this as a kid. There's this whole solid snow area where you You could kick and get decent sides boulders But I wanted to get as big boulders as I can without ruining a bunch of the snow with my feet and trying to boot Areas out so I was using my snowboard and smashing The the snow because the snowboard was thinner than my boot and trying to get precise cuts boulders if you will and I actually remember how I even got it I remember the one of the first like hits that I made into the snow I was looking directly over it gloves went your coat The works because I'm bundled right up And one of the first hits I was like okay, I'm gonna hit right here and it was just like boom right in the eye And I'm like fuck what happened and then I'm like, oh shit I just gave myself a fucking black eye because I just boom right in my eye the snowboard It's one of those heavy ones It wasn't a blade end because it was actually the freaking pointy end. That's how I got the black eye It was the point right in the eye and it's like shit. So I had a big black eye from that and I remember when the teachers asked when other students asked and when my parents asked I gave them the The one excuse almost everybody says when you get a black eye and that's I fell on a doorknob Which is the most bullshit answer to how did you get the black eye that anybody can come up with? Most people think you've gotten a fight. No, I gave myself black eye by hitting a by taking my snowboard and Like smashing it right in my eye. I didn't hit like right in my eye hit like right below my eye That's how I got the black eye so fast for hit the eye. I could have lost my eye I could have lost vision. No, I hit like right under right on the bone God, I remember I had a big black eye. I could barely see out of it And I decided to make this as a story time because at the time it was really funny And that's what I kind of want to go for moving forward with these story time So I want some serious ones. I want some funny ones and I want some that just are a joy to do So I hope you guys did enjoy. I'm gonna be continuing continuing to do this weekly not sure if it's going to be Tuesdays probably not by now by this video is up. It's probably gonna be still once a week But it's gonna be on different days You see my days off or what I'm gonna be uploading on because I know I'm not gonna always have Tuesdays off anymore But if you liked this video, please give it a thumbs up I'm gonna be doing more in the future and as always I will see you guys in the next video. Take care. Peace