 Oh my goodness, this is so cool. Look, so this is a concert. What? Wait, this is sick! I really want to show you dark unfair in classic. Hold on, let's do this first. No, no, no, no. Come to here, log into classic. Because I want you to see the comparison. Where's your hearthstone set to? My hearthstone is probably set to your mom's house. Okay, and where is that? Worm rest. What's that? What's that? Can you accept the grouping? Next to these nuts. That's fun. Here's the thing. Okay. Retail is going to be better. Yeah, I know, but I want you to see how much better it is. So it's in the same place. So come out to the outside of Goldshire. That's so cool to put the doors in. A foreshadow wrath. Dude, so not only that, there's stuff like that throughout the entirety of WoW. Even Westfall, an original vanilla you had Westfall was actually beat up even more. And I think by the end of vanilla, they were constantly working on it, if I remember correctly. But then through all the expansions, I think the end... I forgot my wallet. Can I go back? Yeah, go back. No, it's right here. Okay, one thing I will say about Classic is it's very, very, very hard. Get around places. Okay, so this is it. This is the Dark Moon Fair. Where's the music? Control-M. Control-M? So yeah, this is the Classic Dark Moon Fair. There's a little bit of stuff added here from original vanilla. A little bit more stuff. Where's the cannon? Nice medieval... Yeah. A few things added, but they have like... This is like a role-play area. Small too? Well, just look. So this is like a little role-play area, where they have like different food. Did you guys have fun? Wait, this person says, oh, frick. Did you guys have fun? I might do a DKS sponsor too. What's up, Espen? Yeah. Hello. I used her head. She is an idiot? K.O. made my dad come back with the milk. Cool. Very sexy. What? Very cool, very sexy, very interesting. I said, I'm not an idiot. My husband died and I'm a window. And he said, cool, very sexy. I'm a window? So here's what you can do in the Dark Moon Fair and Classic. I really like the windows. In the Dark Moon Fair and Classic, you get a big black mace, green iron bracers. It's just a bunch of like, just turn in stuff. And you can get these tickets, and you can use tickets to like get more stuff. So like you get these, the things that they want to turn in, you get them from killing stuff out in the world, from crafting, all kinds of stuff. This is the thing that's dumb, to be honest, is all the things that you can get from the Classic Dark Moon Fair aren't even really worth, because it's only for level 60. Yeah. And now you can go to level 80. But also something cool that you can do is you can talk to this fortune teller. Love you as fun keeping a full dude. So you can talk to this guy, this sage, Bonnie, and he will tell you your fortune and he gives you a buff that like increases your damage. I'm ready to read my fortune. So you have basically, you can click on those options and now people have it figured out like if you say the first two options then you get like a 10% damage buff. It says be cautious when landing in unfamiliar territory. Mind says a focused mind is one of the most powerful forces in the universe. Okay, well you're screwed in that one in that sense. What do you mean? You have a little medical condition for the HMI. Come over here. This is the other part of the Classic Dark Moon Fair. He who never forgets. But this is pretty much all the Dark Moon Fair is in Classic. Except for this cannon. What's that? So... Oh wait, I'm going in it. I'm going in it. Wait, what? I can't go in it. What? What are you doing? It sends you off. And the idea is... Oh my gosh. It's supposed to try and land in this circle. There's a circle? Anyway, yeah, right click on it. I wingsed, I wingsed. Oh wait, go down, go down. Land down, land. It passed it. So you're supposed to cancel the buff. The idea. Well, try it again. I don't even think anything happens if you land. I think that's just... Instructions? It literally just exists to do it. So now I want you to see the retail. Dark Moon Fair. Wow, look at this place that we're at. Okay, so, as you can see they got rid of a bunch of stuff. The Dark Moon Fair is very different. You have fire jugglers. You have fire eaters. You have greeters. What is this? I would say that the music is not as party-esque. Party-esque? That's because we're not actually in the Dark Moon Fair yet. So here, go inside this portal. Right click it. So now the Dark Moon Fair takes you to a new place called Dark Moon Island. Whoa, what's this? Look, you can even get on a special mount here. Look at these Dark Moon Striders. Oh, what the heck? Yeah, you can right click it. You can just get on the special mounts just for here. Oh, what the hell? They're like little... So at BlizzCon, they have like a whole area based on the Dark Moon Fair Look at how cool it is. Yeah. So they made it like an actual amusement park. Oh my goodness, this is so cool. Do you hear the music? It hasn't kicked in for me yet, it's about to. But yeah, so you have this whole huge carnival now where like there's games and there's little side quests. There's like achievements and stuff you can get here. There's a... Wait, let's play a game. Ride tickets. Here's this one, Wack-a-noll. Here, take this, take this, take this, take this, take it. Oh yeah, contains five tickets. Wait, the music? How come the Dark Moon music is better? I'm leaving! Wait, can I have one? The fuck? Oh no! I don't think you can do this. Wait, get me off this, I'm dismounting. I dismounted. I think the classic Dark Moon music is better. I thought it was gonna be the same music. Three, two, one, go. Oh, okay. What an itch it. I can get right on after. I just want to enjoy the ride, watch. Hang on. It's scary, it's scary, it's scary, it's scary, it's scary, it's scary, it's scary, it's scary, it's scary. What does something really dark and sinister happen right now? Yeah, like there was a... Yeah, like there was a... Like something was like low and then you hit your head and you're decapitated. I hate roller coasters. You're just the person that only happened to the person in front of you. You don't like roller coasters? No. Yeah, I either. Do you still go on them though? No. I do. I'm too big to go on roller coasters. That's not true. No, no, like I have like a lot of freaking... Yeah. It's fun. What the hell? At least you are just standing at the top. Wait, what the heck? You said if I obeyed that you would help me find my dad. I feel like you have forgotten all about my dad. Just like he forgot about me. And you're solely focused on the sex cult. I commend this. Keep it up. Thanks, Law Cat. Oh look, we rode the Dark Moon Carousel or roller coaster. Experience and reputation gains increased by 10%. Oh wait, we can do this. We can do this. Yeah, so click on this person. Okay, wait. I already did it. I'm doing it now. Okay, so you press that first thing. I think it might be a till day. So you cancel your wings until day. I didn't get it. Frick. I was so close. Why did you get it? You probably get an achievement. Oh, what the hell? Oh, the concert. Wait, what are these animals? It's a petting zoo. Look, so this is a concert. What? So, so these guys, so this is the background of Blizzard was actually cool. So these guys are the level 70 elite Toren chieftains. So a bunch of the devs made a band called the level 70 elite Toren chieftains back in Burning Crusade. And they made like actual music. So whose voice is this? Samwise? Yeah. So this is a, so there's a guy named Samwise. Who his face used to be the default item icon for everything in the game. This is great. What the heck? Look. What? Yeah. So they used to be cool. So they made themselves in the game and they, so in Burning Crusade, they actually, they have them in Burning Crusade too and shatrath. Dang. Oh, shot. Bro, I made it. You actually made it. Apparently you have to make it twice. I have to make it twice. Are you lying? There you go. It's made it. Game cannonball. Game prize, let's go. Another prize ticket. Dude. What? Dude, think about this. There's tickets that take like 1200 tickets. There's mounts I think 1200 tickets. Think about how long they have to do this for. Hey, look at this one. It's Hamilton. Yeah, this is crazy. That's why we're so late. Espen! The game is the entire episode of my life. I'm ready to play. Oh, I'm really good. I'm really good. I'm really good. Nitrous boost cannon. Okay. This is easy. It's so hard. It's so hard. Wait, people are attacking me. Did I win? Why does it look like that? What do you mean? Did I win? It's my time up. Oh, no, it is now. Frick. Yeah, it'll kick you out of the map when time is up. 16 out of 30? Wow, I suck a bullet. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Frick! I got 27. Wait, so what are we supposed to do? We're supposed to get these targets only? Yeah. You were a frickin' piece of shit. Wait, did I hit you? I just died. Nice. We did it. Let's go. Careful. Help. Wait, where are you? Look at my screen. Oh, you're starting on the merry-go-round. I'm riding this rocket. I'm stuck. Is it gonna let you exit? Look, I'm spamming. Wait, it's actually not letting you off. Help me. Help me. Oh, let me see. Oh, you can do slash exit vehicle. Jesus. That was a nightmare. But you should be scared of carnivores because they're one of the number one dangerous places in all of America. Where are they? Yes. You never know what's lurking around. Did you know that most people who run away and join the circus are actually convicted felons? No. I don't either. I think I might have just made that up. But it seems like it would make sense. Step on in and show off your sweet moves, Paladin. The rules are simple. Your opponent will perform a series of stylish moves, then you gotta match them. I'm gonna act like it's my complete... Okay. All right, I'm ready. Okay. Just like something fun and easy going. I'd like a little challenge. Okay. Show me your moves. Don't hold back. I'm doing show me your moves. Show me your moves for sure. You're such a tryer. Wait, what? What is this? Oh my God, it's DDR. Wait, what? Hold on. This is actually sick. No way. Okay, ZXC. ZXC. Okay. Wait, what? I suck ass. Oh my God, this is sick. Wait, okay. Wait, this is sick. Guys, are you owning? Yeah. XC. HK Blue. HK Blue. ZXC. Stop. Stop talking. You're screwing me up. You're screwing me up. Okay. KH. Blue. Pink. Um. K. 8. What? Let's go. What? Let's go. No. They're tomatoing me. Hold on. I'm going again. I'm going again. Let me go again. I'm going again. I'm going again. I'm going again. I want to do the hardest one. I swear this thing is cheating. It's cheating. I'm muting. I'm muting. I have to meet the score. Blue K. Blue K. Blue. Blue K. Blue K. Blue. Sick. I freaking nailed it. That was 100%. Good job. What's your score? I got 9,400. No, you didn't. I did. Chat. Is he lying? Earn a perfect score in the dark warfare dance game on the hardest difficulty. Wait. You got it. Okay. I didn't actually get a perfect score. Dude, wait. I got first dance and make you swell on the first achievement. Hang on. Okay. I'm going against the dancing bear. All right. Here we go. Eyes. Okay. Eyes. One more. I'm going again. I'm going again. I'm going again. I'm going again. I'm going again. One more. Something. K, H, blue, H, K. I got distracted because I changed the music. Are you eating right now? I'm eating pineapple. Oh my God. I'm so hungry. K, blue, H, K. Help. K, blue, H, K, blue, H. Blue, H, K, blue, H. You said help me. Billford's stare where I was hovering over it. And I was like stare and I was staring at it. Chat, what else should we show Bonnie in the dark warfare? The pit master. Let's go. Yeah. Right click on it. Oh, it's enter deathmatch. What the hell? Wait. I can kill you. Oh, hell no. What art do you even think you're doing? I'm literally, I'm so tired of you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. That's fun. Give me. Yeah, I can res you. I can res you. I can res you. I can res you. I can res you. Did it make you feel good? Killing your healer? Yeah. Did it make you feel good? That healing I did for you. What the? Wait, I can get honor? Wait, I got 10 honor for killing you. Hey, what the heck? Steven big meanie butt. Yeah. And, and all healing. Wow. So great at this game. I'm sorry that you have nothing else to do with your life except for play wow. Oh my God. Are you happy now? I'm dead. I need the honor. This is your GMP. I don't know how much I run. I've been decking Furno. Wait, what the hell is this Dragon Saver? Can I do this? It shows them. Oh wait, that's nuts. Darkmoon Deck Inferno. 300 strength. Pearl is smoldering Inferno. Use it to kill things. Thanks, dude. Pearl is smoldering Inferno at the target that deals between 24 to 80k damage. Damage dealt is different than the topmost card in the deck. So I should replace this with this. Yeah, thanks, dude. Appreciate it. We'll see you guys later. So Bonnie, what'd you think? I thought that the fair was amazing. I thought it was super fun. I thought it was 10 on 10. When do we ever get to do my first raid or arenas or whatever? Arenas? You want to do arenas? Yeah. I love you. Do you want to? Wait, what the heck? Oh, we're doing an arena? This is skirmish. What's a skirmish?