 Oh Don't forget Rick. I got the moment No, he was okay Oh And he had a white man Dirty fingernails Hey, bro, you think people that met dawn will be getting tired of talking through this shit. You say you Damn They back you say you a what All right, damn The show about to come on Roll up roll up roll up roll up roll up Hurry up pop that popcorn stupid a little boy Hey Right about me. I do do do do. Hey, no matter what boy. I just Welcome back to another magnificent episode of I am a man Carlos Miller No bitches in here y'all Ain't nervous It's your boy DC young cook. You know what the fuck going on Salvador Domingo tell him again. Hey got your bitch One leg If you don't mind if you don't mind. Yeah, clear that out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Say they will come They Don't I'll take a 10 piece if they ain't surprised my niggas Yeah, I couldn't give you a lot of wings, man. That way be little though. They got news world Last year you ordered a 12 they gave you 31 I like how they Need to hook me up for a goddamn No, they put you on a leash Not a leash, but that shit that that shit are dropping the uh off the boat I ain't gonna I Listen ladies, this is what I want to tell you. I love you You're about the only niggas ever did a whole concert with a little lab microphone When did she hook up it? I feel like I supposed to have some little lips And that motherfucker probably pick up on ant conversations. What'd you say? What'd you say there guy? I'm here in the roll up and you was already smoking and you find out you got a little microphone on your neck With the fucking shit Hey Hey I'm gonna put this in they're gonna be like, what happened? I'm gonna put this in my mouth You For real it used to be like that back Check check check Check where I love I love that culture, bro. Like I'm black, but I ain't like a particular black that I want to be Yeah, I want to know exactly what can I want me to make it so bad Don't need to be lit like that's what You want to go a bitch around the club? Yeah, I wanted to hope a big nigga suplex a big Stone Cold Steve Austin I like how I like how you make it just say a bunch of bullshits Expect everybody else to know what the fuck they're talking about What did he say? He's a bunch of bullshits I think they be talking over it Ragamuffin Red Bull Supreme More fire gasoline 87 Oh, man, yeah, I'm happy new year 2019 That's all the motherfuckers that doing all the same Me me What I'ma change for I'm good If I didn't change for the last four years, I need to take a year off with these I'm not making no resolution. You can change what change is wrong I like me goddamn. I have finally reached my peak. I ain't changing the motherfucking thing. I did everything right I ain't had no holes to cut off. I never fucked with a bunch of niggas in the first place So shit the people who around me around here for a goddamn reason. I salute to all you motherfuckers All of y'all every last one of you Okay I came in I came and knew you like this I was on stage like a motherfucker. Come on, man Side of Chicago we came in we turned up We came to turn it up. Clay, what the hell you up? Man, I was finishing up in Virginia Beach. Oh side of vb boy. I love Virginia. That's it fun They come I'm talking about every shape size It'd be like they'd be like this in your audience Like I think all y'all yo is a midget at my show Front row I didn't see it to the end And she disappeared before I could see her again. She was like a little leprechaun I should have played a lot of it It's been a great time to show the fans some love from all the it came to a lot of shows last year Showed us a little something very strange What was your favorite show? What was your favorite city? My favorite city I can't say I had a favorite city Because all of them was crazy All of them was crazy It seemed like they were all trying to outdo each other Yeah, and they knew it too. They were like I remember when you was up there Memphis fuck that You had a baby having that Right I'm like god dang Everything somebody did got one up Like one lady pulled one sit out Then one girl pulled both of them in hustles And then it was just like a contest It's just shit I remember Snowball effect Keep that up What do you use licking like that I don't go get them I don't know. I think last year was just so lit Man I wonder can they top this shit I don't know Bro we had It was so much energy like my nigga like You got a so many white people She knows you can't even do the show this year Act like they were there to work You know they were fucking with us You know they were there to work I'm talking about sitting on the ad seats too They know they ain't on the end They ain't any middle They been sitting on the ad seats In case you can't see They gotta go Yeah, yeah Listen You been asking like we do the girls That is so offensive That's a little PC What y'all put it there Just a little PC PD start off the new year You think your lipstick can look You ain't put a purpose in it No And that nigga was turning that little nigga off that bladder And if you wanna practice that No You wanna practice that He said I ain't no addict I ain't not I'm an addict But I don't need one One of them y'all niggas man That's what I been callin' Leppy Le-per-per Hey That shit smokin' right there That shit smokin' All this grab a weed that we got, man Shit, you know how they say Her that you throw yeen in here But one time he like He made me call I don't call like that I had a lot of favorite moments in my life In 2018 But that was just a no bad shit Man, we did a lot of shit Here goes some shit we did Chad made us a little list Of the things we did Little bitch ass Chatty Chad Fam you Oh that was huge Oh Fam you Fam you That was seven thousand That's huge That's the biggest agency you've ever been to Man We used to go class outside They got whole builders now For real No, I wasn't that bad Oh, I like that Dang This is a little fam you Fam you probably Fam you Fam you rockin' man Oh yeah Fam you rockin' man If I could go back to school I'd get to get a big credit in fam I would too These are just the fan favorite moments I did Tyler block They go the moment when we discovered them The voice box Hold up Hey That's the auto too Okay Do it DC Come on Don't make a saying now I'm back Keep going my nigga Keep it doing my nigga Okay, okay, okay Chicago we in here It's an 85 stop show Hold it in I pull the band He gave it to us man Added a part of the A part of the piece of the 85 stop show man It was it It was it You want to say it one more time? I always want to do shit like this Oh Oh, bitch See the girl Oh, look at the girl That's real hard You know how many times I watch that shit? Man, you know how many times I watch it You know how many times I watch this See that the kids are like Oh, shit Bitch, you know how many times I watch that shit You know how many times I watch that shit Yeah Niggas, let me tell you something niggas Pitch it is shit Pitch it is shit I don't do this It's because I don't know it's funny here I was trying to find a way to Listen, I was trying to find a way to have a portable fan So I could walk around and You was going to do it with the bootleg I was going to do it with the bootleg You ain't forgot about the other joint When you did the fan joint in Jacksonville The first time we went Oh, that was the first time I was trying to auto-tune Yeah, the fans brought that clip back So a little to the 85 percenters man They show us so much Got to have love Another fan favorite moment was our meeting with punk I was like, you sure? You sure you want to know? I don't want to know, but hold on to saying Because I studied you on film And I know sometimes, you know You're on the phone Oh, I was because I've been working at half of it I've been working at half of it I've been on the show working at half of it You got to make sure that she clip I've always wanted I was like, what is he texting? I ain't going, I'll be texting my agent I'm like, look right now Meeting with punk, yo Uh-oh, now what was the big moment? I know you got quite a wonder, like what happened? Why you guys here with a white background? Hey No, you know what it is man No, we got to tell them subscribe You know what it is, you know what it is What is it? When you have meetings with business people like that First of all, what I took from him was The OG sit down and watch this shit Right This nigga the billionaire He Go ahead So we can get this clean I got to do the same first Drink it a lot No, but I took from him man That was a business A business meeting for like You got a billion there I just played tennis with you It's a billion To sit down with To let us know that he watch our shit Trying to help brand us and you know Get this shit better man, so I appreciate you, punk That was a great meeting, god damn it The whole bad boy family Everybody over there Most definitely, that's family over there That has something to do with that Another fan's favorite moment Was the British club interview I know Shalemagne for a long time man Shalemagne has elevated himself to a level That most people probably didn't see When you get a clear coat on your skin This one I knew Shalemagne had a clear coat on his skin I don't know what he is Shalemagne got a whole birthmark Exactly Shalemagne had a birthmark to shape her African Now he got even skin Exactly, clear coat Shalemagne go to sleep with one of them Johnson the Matrix before you get out of the matrix I feel like they was holding Shalemagne back That was like he good, but he too dark skin Can we brighten him up a little bit Now he talking to Kanye West Man he got his skin fixed The book start coming out Marriage got stronger Shalemagne Shalemagne Shalemagne Shalemagne Shalemagne Shalemagne Shalemagne Shalemagne Shalemagne Shalemagne Shalemagne Angela G And then he said Boy y'all got some hell of a name He did that shit on purpose No he didn't Shalemagne He said who that is Okay I know my boy probably I know my Nick Green Shout out to Webber Webber one of the funniest rappers Webber one of the really niggas I know man He didn't let a nigga know Hey man didn't I tell yo fuck ass Don't ask me about this shit Hey boy you want bullshit He was not bullshit Put the niggas in the yo Another moment they said Going back to Steve Harvey Hey y'all let's promise We got three special guests in the house Now let me set this up right These are the three new young lines On the block These are the three Young lines on the block To really say that I studied his business carefully I watched it for a long time These three dudes right here Are the three young lines patrolling the block As we speak These are the next great ones If they stay together This is king level stuff I'm talking here Shout out to Steve Harvey man Steve Harvey man What people don't know is Steve Harvey He said hey He didn't need a chat He didn't leave a message He didn't forget That was the one That was the one He didn't write chat Got your point across chat Got your point across chat Look at that nigga face Another fan favorite moment The house of blues Shout out to And If you love your mama I'm a trio center If you love your mama I'm a trio center If you love your mama Put your mama down here If you love your mama Come on mama Come on hit the blunt mama Hit the blunt mama Is a head Blunt Is a head Blunt We got your mama hit plus. We got your mama hit plus. We got your mama hit plus. We got your mama hit plus. We got your mama hit plus. We got your mama hit plus. It's the 85 South Show. All right, that's enough. That's enough. You say it. That's what happens. If you say it the hook three times, somebody with big titties will call you. They call me. I ain't even going to say that. Another dope-ass moment. The start dawn. Uh-oh. Amen. We really can go through all this shit, bro. Nere showed up in Memphis. Titties in the building in South Carolina. You hosted this show by yourself without me. Man, how did y'all feel about that? OG. I watched every goddamn thing. I just said that. I watched everything. Do not let me babysit your kid, bro. Real talk. That's how I let them do the work they want to do, man. That's how I babysit your kid. If I put Siri in front of your kid and your kid act like they going to eat it, I turn my back and they throw that shit on the floor. What the hell? I'm a great babysitter. Because I have iPad charges in my house and the Wi-Fi is strong. So kids fucking love it over there. I got a closet full of snacks. All types of shit. Bro, people enjoy this shit. That ain't going to let me get on. You still smoking? We got blood. Y'all still smoking? I ain't let me get on. What the fuck? I like that shit right there. That sound like the shit that's going to come on at the end of Red Dead Redemption. I think it'll make the country sound. Come on, man. That was that shit. D.C. was just singing. Man, we ain't just been trying to order food. This is another episode of the 85's Shopping. We try to keep you up the breast of what's going on in the world. What's going on in the world? We snatched up a McDonald's worker. She beat the goddamn headlight up. He went from holding on out of anger to holding on. For life? Get this bitch, man! He snatched up like he kidnapped that bitch. You see that hook? I said, oh, this nigga to snatch some children off the street. Get some kids in his basement, man. I'm mad they didn't nobody jump in to fight and help her though. And the manager still took this nigga. What the fuck? I had to look at them McDonald's employees and I had to say that they see the whole situation. She got fired for this. Because I just seen McDonald's come together and maybe not McDonald's. She got fired for this. Hey, man, if anybody know who she is send me her info. I'm going to send her a McDonald's check. Now that's on me. Whatever it was, whatever her check would have been for the next two weeks. Tell her we got a really important thing to make sure it's her though. If anybody know who she is tell her I want a promoter in an MMA fight. You said you want a barbecue check? A barbecue? Yeah. We're going to have you some McDonald's check, man. How loud is it? You got hands. You got to work on your wings. You got to work on slipping that. You should have slipped that when you tried to grab. You should have dipped back. But you did separate yourself and create some space. Oh, you had rules. And you were consistent. You were consistent with landing flush. I don't know if you could really say they were pungent because they were kind of like girl pungent but they was coming like... She threw up what she had. What you think the conversation was that led to that? They said it was a straw. You don't snatch the money. You know what it was, Clayton? That was the last straw. Literally. She told me we're out of straw. Fuck, you mean this is McDonald's. You ain't got straw. Bitch, how the fuck I'ma drink a milkshake with no straw? You grab the hands. So one of these grab the hands. I think I saw a sweat on her. It was three niggas. Four of them. But this is what I've been saying this whole time. Quit touching shit. Leave shit alone. Yes. Keep your hands to your goddamn self. Oh, you gonna get your ass whooped. Don't touch them McDonald's people uniform. Quit it. Leave it the fuck alone. You see this motorcycle back here? That bitch still gonna be back there when we leave. You know why? Why the fuck is it back there? I don't know. It just breaks up. When I rolled in this bitch like Prince and parked this bitch behind us. God dammit, I got the tank. Still hooked up. Niggas rolled on this bitch. I feel like grease. Let's talk about what we said. Quit touching shit. That bitch don't crack. Man, see? I would have known that. I appreciate you going over that proof of my point. That's an Indiana Jones motorcycle. Don't panic, people. That's my fucking head. And the Wrangler's commercial. Don't you like the jeans? That's it. Every day. Every time I wake up. I go out with my friends to play in the mud. Get the fuck out of here. Hey man, a lot of people in America right now are paying for this. I like to put them all around me. Ahh! Not for long, baby. Throw in the football. I wish I didn't have to wear football pants. Hey, bro, it don't matter. How much more do you pay that to me? You ain't been to see him on God damn refugee. Just like Kia is the official car of the NBA. What NBA niggas can fit in the keel? I want to know. Blake Griffin jumped over one because he couldn't get in that big. Did you see that commercial with Shat within the car? That nigga Feek was on the head saying like, I'll put this car right here. It's the best car. He got a general man. When the general started hanging out with Shat, man. I couldn't see myself going no goddamn way with the general. Oh, man. They can't be hanging with the general man. Hammy, they be shooting hoops. Them niggas was kicking it. Shat got like 22 commercials, man. Them niggas sell back medicine. Them niggas doing the Harlem Shake and the Icyhack commercial. Hey, man! What is you doing, Shat? Shat to figure out a way to get in with Shat. Shat. Talking about those niggas. Hey, the camera man put their head far ahead and they zoom in on it there. Them niggas be like, you need to try out Icyhack. They didn't shave all the hell. Shat face. Looking like Mr. Krabs when he lost his shit. That's Larry. Hey, man. Fuck it. 2018. Too much face, Shat. What else going on? Oh, people don't panic. Okay, I know a lot of people in America right now because the government is shut down. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Okay, fuck it. Listen. How the fuck does it feel to know that we working. We working. Okay. And the government is shut the fuck down. We working and the government not. We self-sufficient. That's why you gotta be self-sufficient. Because what if they cut your ward off? How long can you last with no water? It ain't even by how long can you last without water? Bitch, you should have moved by length. You know that shit is connected. This nigga here, man. You always tearing up some shit. This nigga looking like come on, block the flight. Man, how come y'all shit ain't got them? Where y'all shit hooked up to? I don't know. Dude, I got ADD, man. I can't sit out and live that shit. This table is little though. This is a little table. It's a little table, man. With a tablecloth. With six knees. Six knees on the table, brother. Speaking of six knees under the table. Rest in peace with Mean Jean Oakland. We lost the WWF legend. Mean Jean, man. You should have Mean Jean, man. I'm scared to say because I don't know what they need. I don't know when the footage is going to come out. Well, hey, man. If Mean Jean, we ain't seen... I feel every white person got some secret footage of them doing some shit they ain't supposed to be doing. So before I show them love, I always wait on the footage to come out. So, Mean Jean, I don't give a fuck about it. I'm going to shout you out, but we going to wait. We waiting on the footage. Rest in peace, but just no shout you out. We waiting on the footage. I do. The answer is Mean. To the footage coming out. I was fucking with Hulk Hogan. To the footage came out. Oh, he's not dead. But he did the black thing. Little nigga maniac. My little nigga maniac. Hulk Hogan. He said it. He was mad about it. Hogan had a tape with him just practicing saying nigga. Hey man, but you know, shout out to Rest and to shout out to... Hulk said the n-word. Shout out to Booker T. Because Booker T called Hulk Hogan a nigga that one time. And he thought he was for the losing job. He was like, Hulk Hogan, I'm coming for you, nigga. Damn, fuck. Damn. The white lady looked hit like. The white lady. Hulk Hogan, I'm coming for you, nigga. I pull it up. I pull it up. I pull it up. I should point out for the record Stevie Ray, look at this. Take a look. Take a look at the torture rack of Lex Luger and what about the choke slam of the giant? Show it. Shout out to Russellus, man. The ones that they did no asterisks. Nigga, they had a picture of Razor Ramon just posted it in the hood with all this jewelry on. You saw that shit? The hood in the open locker, that was like, look at Razor Ramon in the hood. 19 chains on. Super soft stuff. Oh, he probably really... He probably really remote. The greatest intercontinental champion there ever was. Razor Ramon get his haircut in the hood, though. He had the fresh line. Horizeme, man. Nigga, I saw Shawn Michaels at the gas station in Florida just cooling with some sandals on in this family, bro. Whole day of sweat with the socks and the sandals. I looked. And you'd all break in. Kicking. Man, shout out to them. It's some new comedy. Captain Jack. All the famo. The rest of them growing up. Nigga, the rock. I was just trying to order this food. You still ain't got that food here? Who's going to pay us? Can we ask Uber Eats? Who has? The fuck? Nigga, the rock used to be shit. Can you smell? Rock. Cookies. I don't know what you're throwing in here. No. Nigga, sit there and ask your question. How you feeling? It doesn't matter. How you feeling? I remember when he came out, he was just rocking my beer. Oh, yeah. Then he came out with a nation of domination. You remember the niggas that they ain't like white people? Farooq called them niggas? We are the nation of domination. We was coming out and slapping shit out white people. That shit did not last long. They was like, give us the Hawaiian motherfucker and y'all leave. Get the fuck out of here. I don't know what you thought this was. Make a fair card watching wrestling now. Get y'all ass out of here. Farooq got duct tape on him. He was snapping all the nigga out of there. White people tell him, he punched me for real, man. Hey, man. This nigga ain't wrestling it. We supposed to be wrestling this nigga. I thought it was me and him. These motherfuckers jumped me for real. These niggas jumped me at the mall. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face. My cousin don't even wrestle. He come in. I remember when they had the guy at the bottom with like D.B.C. W.Thunder. They were like D.B.D.E. That shit turned into a DD. I remember D.B.C. W.Thunder. These niggas used to try to act like they really didn't know Sting was in the building. Like this nigga was just up in the raptors the whole time. Oh my God! Sting! Sting's in the building. What is he doing up there? What is he doing? Oh my God! I thought he's in the middle of the situation. Man, the rest of the announcers used to lie like a mother. Hey, they're niggas that give you all the backstory. What? Jim Ross? What is Randy Savage doing? Last week, he drove a 18-wheel straight through Oh my God! What is he doing? What is he doing? What is he saying? He's climbing outside the cage. He's gone mad. What is he doing? What is he doing? What is he doing? Oh, the humanity. Look at the size of the Undertaker's face. Is it like a gate? Is it like a gate? And those trucks have just slid straight in between his ass cheeks. That mask, he climbs the top rope. What the fuck are you doing? Oh, you know what they say, can Vince press over 500 pounds? What is he doing? He said, get the size of the Undertaker. Man, they said a stranger's shield. The niggas say the weird shit. Look at his calves. And they kept them on their move right here. Look at the size of the Undertaker's face. Look at the size of the Undertaker's eyes. Look at the size of the Undertaker's eyes. Look at the size of the Undertaker's eyes. How would they be with Rakesh with his ass in his face? Oh my God! Hey, man, how am I going to say that? He's got to pay a nigga extra. You know the strange nigga he was? Gold duck. I would definitely say that gold duck. This nigga was the strangest motherfucker. He was the weirdest. The little Chinese nigga? I remember the worst motherfucking wrestling character they had. You remember the repo man nigga? I don't remember him. You know, sometimes they had one man. It was like one man. You remember the clown? Doink the clown? He had a little midget named Dink. This nigga showed up with eight of them. He was like, that's Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink. Oh! It was one match this nigga had. And there was like six of them niggas. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Like they was all coming from under the ring. They was getting up out of there. Clown makeup. Strange ass wrestling. And they was fast little people. Shout out to all the fast little people. Niggas, they had a wrestling game. That's just scary. This nigga would beat you and cut your hair with some big ass shit that you cut head in with. He ain't never fight no niggas. You can't cut no niggas with that shit. He ain't never fight no niggas. Every time he fought a niggas he got his ass warped. Jake the Snake Roberts. I hated that niggas. The dirtiest mother fucker. That niggas scared the snakes. Jake the Snake. Get the fuck out of here. Why you think he brought that bitch in the bag? Remember he used to bring that bitch in the bag. And he didn't get the fuck out of the ring and leave the snake. Who the fuck used to go get that dick? He was scared of the snake, bruh. Damn. This motherfucker, that's how fucked up wrestling is. I don't give a fuck. He used to watch the clip of Jake the Snake letting that goddamn snake bite the shit out of a bunch of men. Hey, Jake the Snake not coming to get that snake. He not. He like K-dub with that over there. Right while it's going to be over there until I get over there. He not coming to get that snake. Hold up, so Snake ain't biting somebody. Man, he had a snake in a pillowcase. You ain't never see Jake the Snake. The shit be over on the side of the ring. That's why he don't ever like to be on his side of the ring. He don't even ever like to be over there where that side is. When it's time to open that bitch, take that shit out and he like... You can hear it. He used to be lit, bruh. My generation would triple it. All this shit he'll suck it. Yo. Second grade, come to Clairol. Hey, Mr. Whippin, good morning. He's fucking talking about. Suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it. Celebrate this second quick. What the fuck? I ain't getting no head on no neck. Hey, Mr. Whippin. Suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it. Suck it. Niggas nasty. Yeah, this motherfucker brought Cobra. Cobra. That's Cobra bite. Bite this nigga. That ain't no real Cobra, can't be. Our macho man Randy Savage do so much cocaine. I don't got damn Cobra. Bro, he got to pay so much. He do so much. Snake runs the snake on that. I don't get what you're saying. He do so much that when he left, they already had to anti-Venom Wayne for his ass. No, that can't be no Cobra. I can't even tell if this is real. The way he shaped it. Nah, that's the real, whatever kind of snake, it ain't no fucking Cobra, but he definitely bit us. Get the nigga off me. What the fuck she gonna do? Hey, man, we got to get back to the show, but yeah. That's the lead-ass clip. What's up, family? Yeah, we got to get this bitch up. Nah, that nigga called it cute. It's cute? Y'all walking through this bitch like we ain't in the neighborhood and shit. Come on, man. My guy. Come on, more than culture. Damn, we right in that one. More than culture. Bro, what's up, family? What's up? Have a new year. What's happening? I'm holding a motherfucker. Oh, babe. All right. Good. I will. More than culture. It's what happened. What's up, dude? What's going on? Man, let's go. Pause. Pause everything for a moment. So we can get off in this bitch, man. We got a live studio audience in this bitch, and now we just started talking that shit. We was talking about wrestling. Weird moments in wrestling. Y'all real watching that shit? More different. I just pulled up a clip of Jake the snake letting the snake bite the shit out of macho, man. Stupid ass. I ain't never seen that shit. I ain't never seen Jake the snake biting me, man. I beat the shit out of Jake the snake, and him and that damn snake. What they had a black reservoir to put roaches on there? Niggas want to eat trucks. Niggas be like, I'll start catching them all. What is this? Oh, my God. He's got a mouth full of cockroaches now. And they got a can of peanuts full of roaches. The other thing is he's going to be exaggerating. He's going to be dramatic. Niggas got to get paid letting the road go in their mouth. Got to be paying extra. Niggas got to be dramatic, man. You know, Vince McMahon want to go on for that. You better act like you're going to die. You're going to act like you're going to die. Hey, that nigga want to party in here. That's his man. She ain't a little punk ass to get him out. I just can't stand him a little punk ass. You going to do everything dad says? Shut up. Your sister a freak, man. Oh, don't forget Ric Flair. I got the mama shirt. Fuck the Ric Flair, of course. He let it be. No, he was on cocaine. Woo! Then he hit his thing. How you feel him? Woo! It wasn't even... There wasn't even time for all that, Ric. We're doing paperwork. And he had a white man, Jerry Curb. Another pants and some cowboy boots. That nigga was wrestling with cocaine in his pocket. He had the dangling white boy earrings. Dirty fingernails. Watch out, babe. I got a match. You haven't wrestled in 15 years. Don't worry. Go up there and I'm going to hit him with the diamond cutter. And it's over. Diamond Dallas Payne. This motherfucker was bad built as hell. Kick his ass. Kick your ass. But it's just like, something about his character, man, you just want to see this thing and win? Cool. You don't understand. Everybody ain't built like an athlete. We just got an athletic mind. All the fat niggas that can hit a flip. He's got an athletic mind. Fat niggas that can flip. If you a fat nigga that can flip, video set yourself. All those hilli-yo God damn self. Like, backflip? Hey, man. If it's a big nigga that can flip, man. What you got? I got a hold up. I got a hold up. I got a hold up for the fat nigga backflip. I got to see two of them. I got to be like an eye. It's got to be the best flip. I want to see. Nigga, I want to see the God damn. Wheel of will. And nigga, if it's a hold up, you can got that eye. You got to nail the landing. He might go back again. He's going to try to grab me feet like. Do the challenge. Fat niggas flipping. Niggas backflipping. Contestanty vibes. Soft show has put together a nice bounty. And the issue to the winner goes to the best. Sit your ass out. That's all you want to make him tell you. That's all you want to make him tell you. That's all you want to make him tell you. That's all you want. That's all you want to make him tell you. You want me to make him so you can flip? You want to flip huh? Are we going to put Scooby Snacks on the end? Yes, yes. Tell them about the flipping contest. There will be a massive fair with Fairlady. Turkey legs pie. Ladies of the night. Men, evil creatures. Winches galore. Your best flipper. I want to see it. Put it on your iPhone and tag it. I want to see it. This is a good challenge. No, it's a great challenge. Let's do some more. Another one or just like. Flip the girl. Flip the contest. Come on man. No, you don't think so. I don't think big girls. We out there. You got big girls fucked up. Big girls this minute? Yeah, whole-naked face. What the fuck are you talking about? Wait a minute, so you think fat dual standards by the chance of fat girl to flip it? Why? I don't want my baby to just don't do that baby. I'd rather hug you. Because you're going to fall on your face. Hey, you know what? If a big girl could flip, I'd give her $200. Shit. You're going to give her $200. What the fuck? Are we done with the instruments? What am I missing? Oh, stop calling them that. A little person that could flip. No, because they're going to be really, really, really... No, I need them to do a handstand. They are flipping. Don't use your hand like a real... See, this was talking about getting flipped. Just a flip. Look, people are aerodynamic, so that is just money. Little person flip. It got to be straight like... Hey, they got to be... What? That's it. Don't use your hand. I thought of the challenge I wanted to issue. What? For 100 girl shillings, like to issue the ugly fine challenge. Show us. Show us how ugly you are, but you're fine. I'm searching for the ugliest fine bitch around. It's similar to Cinderella and her slipper, but it's your face. If you consider yourself ugly fine, I have issued the challenge. Ha! I have to place a little spice on that bed. Wager, you want to add to the way you do. You have to take a picture of yourself when you wake up. Wake up in the morning challenge. I want it. That's the one you want. That's the one I want. Ugly in the morning. Hashtag ugly in the morning. Hashtag ugly fine. Hashtag big girl flip. Big boy flip. Little person flip. Early in the morning. Take a picture of yourself. Ugly fine. You see how we started the year wrong, man? We're ahead of the curve. We're not waiting for no challenges. We're going to issue the challenge. We're going to create them. That makes way more sense. Come on, man. Some women wake up looking good. Send that too. Even with the look. Sleep on the face. I like that shit. You know you had Jude. I see the stupid ass look spot right now. Who the hell you thinking about? Lay back down. Yeah. That's all the women who go to sleep, leave in the club, go straight home. Then wake up without their shit on their pillow. Now you got to go pillow shopping. Stupid ass. Yeah, now you're in Target every week looking for some new pillow. Fuck yeah. Them hoes don't get pillowed. Get them a pile of towels. You sleep on it. You just wipe your face anyway. Me going to sleep on a bounty roll. Stupid. Hey, this nigga named Cedric Page said DC reminded him of James Fawkes and seen him play the instrument. He's funny and he can act. So slow to this. He said that's who you were playing. I don't know. I appreciate you, Cedric Page. Joy Bianca said, you really a hood church nigga and she loves it. I love going to church. You see that old lady going that low they can't walk. Can't hold it. Get fancy. You hear that boy. You better move out of the way. Because God wanted September to replace. Y'all don't hear what I'm saying. You can't hear that. You about to fall even backing up. I wasn't even falling. All right. I got the Holy Ghost down. I was forced to have the Holy Ghost. What? I mean, I need that nigga to grab me. I was like, all right. Let God be with me. Man, make sure you stay hydrated this year, man. A lot of niggas didn't make it. Well, water would stay in your life. You'll never know. That's because they really weren't fucking with the nutrition game like that. You got to get on your shit, y'all. I eat salads and drink water. Sounds stupid, but yep. Eat a plain salad and drink water. I feel like a goat, but shit. I feel like a healthy goat. Right. You a healthy goat? I'd be eating that shit. This one would go through. Man, what? Somebody sent this here. Somebody said, am I a bad parent because my eight-year-old son is watching this shit and cracking the fuck up. It's like your uncle's being in the house and we talking and this nigga just hearing us talk. He ain't feeling whistful. Fuck you. Nigga, I'm a grown-ass man. J.R. could tell you watching this shit. Wow. That's the advice you're going to get. Get them kids some advice for 2019. Nigga, nigga, stay in school. You don't want to be homeless. That's real. Clayton, you got anything? You know, know when to apply and when to deny. You feel me? Some of this shit that we say on this show could definitely be applied, but it has to be in the right set. Sometimes you got to deny the urge to apply some of the shit that you might have learned here until you get old enough to actually be able to do this shit effectively. So, you know, apply and deny. My advice to kids is don't do drugs because you don't even have access to the good shit. You want to eat glue. Don't need to be out of this weight. This weight, this shit ain't going to do it. You took a whole bunch of music there. Stupid. You feel shitty. Now you got a mucus problem. What a stupid ass. Can't even start doing this shit. Hey, y'all want to purchase that? Mm-hmm. That nigga was fucked up. That nigga said, man, I'm lying. Now you boo-boo, yeah. No, you sick when you're home. No, you dude on a little, little... New selects men. Them niggas be in that trip. You know you fucked up when shit started coming out of the niggas? Was that snot out my ass? How'd you? See, look, a little cold looking, don't you? Hey, this shit funny, bruh. Somebody's like, this part cares. It's what niggas been saying. I just used it earlier when they go and get the clown. And that's the reason it's a clown. I just used it early. I know. Hey, man, get that machine's working right, man. I got to put that bitch in three times. Yeah, at any time, you know, it's like when it gets swiped in the shit, it's like, you got a chip. All right, don't swipe. Put your chip in. Don't know what the fuck that mean. Like, I want to swipe. They're like, now put your chip in. We're gonna see if your shit gonna go through in that. Like, damn, big dog. Hey, you ever noticed that it don't matter? Let me chew. Let me swipe, damn it. They're like, now put your chip in. Whatever you was about to do was wrong. That's why they asked first. Yeah, so they can see what you was about to do. So you come in there, then you pull your card out. Hey, so if you just don't even ask, just stick it in the, hey, hey. The chip don't work. Swipe that bitch. But if you swipe that bitch. Put the chip in that motherfucker and put your birthday in two times. And wouldn't ask you what the zip code over here is 30202. Like, what the fuck I need your zip code for? Cause that's a separate company. I ain't gonna pay that motherfucker. They ain't no matter, bro. Which ever one, man? Credit, credit. You gotta keep in mind they be in the hood though. They have to ask them for credit cause the business be trying to use the rush cards with the baby fat landlord. But you ever, you ever, you ever, but do you remember the first time you went, you went credit didn't know that your chip was gonna go through. You know, you can't buy hot food with a rush card You can't buy them food with a rush card. You can't buy hot food. Yes, you can. No longer than that hot. You can get a sandwich as long as it's cold, but if you try to warm it up, they won't let you buy that shit. Nothing, nothing that can be warmed up. Yeah, you know what the rotisserie chicken, but you gotta set that bitch in the fridge. You gotta put that bitch in the fridge right there. You gotta take that motherfucker home. Once it cooled off, you had to have it. No. You can't buy hot food. If it's steam coming off, like you can't buy a taco and then think you're gonna take it home and hit no, only cold food. So how the hell do you get a rush card? How you get one? No, like how do you get a bank account? Like you gotta think about it. Ain't no bank account. But Russell got his own next man. Boy, you don't remember a couple years ago where everybody money came up missing out from business? Yeah. I don't know. He knows something. He's like, what happened to that full money, man? I don't know why those people would say I stole anything. Why the fuck? There's no need for me to steal. There's no need for me to steal. I don't care. That's crazy. I'm high here. I'm still gonna keep getting high. Oh, you had your own twist. He's going with us. Yeah, I was like, duh, duh. He ain't got the drug. This nigga, it's music, man. Ain't no these bad bitches grabbing it on the t-shirts cause it's the 80 past. So you know you won't. What's it all about, bro? Put it all up in their motherfucking mix. I've been doing these nights. I fucked your wife and Jesus. You can always have that boy club. Keep it pumping. They off on their witside. I sit. Put them new pants with your other shirt. Now take your other pants and put it with that same shirt that you took from them other pants. You stay in the chance. God damn, if it don't hold it together, shit, that makes you express. And do your best. Nah, I don't do that. Don't do that. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, got it. Hey. Hey. Hey. Yeah. Get what though. Mine can't. Cause mine's the same. Nigga got a pink undershirt on. That's how he live it. Somebody still put it on. Nigga got a pep-toe binge ball holding. Everything faded. Nigga don't agree with a pink-ass tie that shirt on. Everything faded. We keepin' it fast. This is the pod cast for everybody who watch all they clothes at once. Lupin' at what? Gonna separate the colors from the blue jeans or nothing. Man, you watching yo shit with cold water, man. That ain't gonna cut it, man. It's not for that shit you be doing. You be riding on the bus and shit. Come on man. Watch your balls on hot, man. Put that shit on hot. If you be doing it, We all right, we, you know I mean, I still run the water, I don't be asking how to tell you I just hit water Hey, I just clean them up and amp them up and get the No, you got to choose that shit You see them up and get the sack, you like that, there you go Hold on, you got to get a warning Oh no, why are they like, why do they club, they get that look You like that, there you go Since people so sensitive now, we are not flexing But we do have home appliances, washers and dryers Yes, I am in that club, I give a fuck about that So nobody get that feeling like that, what that shit I even got the one there You need a lid up Bring the light bill down, that's the one I got Oh, the energy saber Yeah, the energy saber I know I got an owl bumping the shit out of that The mother fucker that speak to you when they turn it on Ding, ding, ding, ding And then they give you a message And then you can see the laundry and shit is on Where's your washers You got a pool and laundry and towels I got that regular one for you Your washers and dryers don't have a ringtone I don't know what you're on I really Yeah It's hilarious Come on They're poor Oh my God My washer has a Bluetooth Oh God I can watch TV on mine It's connected to the LED screen Guess what though Y'all washers ain't got a rhythm This should be twerking That boy put me like this He be like, hey, you got a cloth lid, bro I got That nigga wash the Puerto Rican That motherfucker be like, cloth lid He motherfucker be cleaning, okay I ain't gonna even flex like this Yeah, you got a good wash if it moves the clothes No, that motherfucker be like this I swear, bro, that shit be lit Now how you know that motherfucker be too patty Yo That's how you know the shit does You gotta take clothes out there, bro Anytime you have to move the fucking dryer back That nigga be lazy We be trying to stuff all the clothes in the washers That bitch walk up out there and be like Push that shit back up That motherfucker will not move, bro You gonna try to wash some sheets and everything And then get wrapped up in the sheets But now you gotta sack with your wet shit Damn None of this shit get cleaned No, no, no Don't fuck around and wash clothes and forget You still fucked up and just throw it in the dryer This shit take eight years to dry No Ain't no worse than wash your clothes and forget You ain't never had to wash your clothes Step to step Oh man You be like, god damn Hey, and if you smell like Mildew That's because you did wash them that second time You just try to Fuck it, I'ma dry them off You had them bitches sitting in the washers Two days I'ma dry them off Try and do a little ass shit See if you smell I'm arm wrestling closer But it ain't It ain't At least you got one Not your ass in school doing this shit all day The jet of the coast squirt you with Alex Might be like Hey man, you gonna hit me Cut out to everybody who don't wash their clothes And just for breezing Oh man You gonna do that so long, man You can only do that so long Grow the fuck up Somebody is squirting like Man, fuck, dude And they watching this show too They ain't like What are you doing, stupid You're so real, man Hey, you can tell them for breezing clothes Because he's still wet When he come out Why you wet It smell like laundry Hey man, get your damn pants out of here Excuse me My house My house Get your damn He's talking about his human in my eyes Damn Get your damn pants out of here He's so stupid, man He's talking about his human in my eyes You keep doing that That's gonna be your permanent nickname Damn Magic trick Where you gonna catch it And then everything goes down He's like Chad got that OCD, that house gap He was sitting over there I can't fucking take it I can't take it That tablecloth is Inch and off the table I wanna tie one head Come on, man Get your unimportant hands out of the way Fucking focusing on that bullshit Now it look like somebody been fucking on this table Chad, you gotta let your clothes dry This is like a bedsheet It's like a twin size bedsheet Now you gotta fix this thing This ain't even a twin size bedsheet You can't fix one side or the other Hey, real talk, y'all What's up Bro, I know everybody got a childhood You know what I'm saying? Story about when y'all grew up At your bed When you grew up at your bed When you grew up at your bed When you realized you didn't have No little boy bed no more How old you were? When you realized Like, I ain't got no little boy bed Like, man, I ain't got no little boy bed It's the girl that men sleepin' It's the girl that men sleepin' In little boy bed, bro I'm tryin' Real talk, bro No, I big guy, as you know But this is what I'm about to say Nah, I'm talkin' about like Head to toe, like Head, head boy, toe Toe boy I ain't got no little boy bed, man I always had a big bed, though Really, see, I didn't know Real talk I always knew I had a four-side bed So I went on my partner And he said, this is a four-side bed I said, ooh, my bed ain't this big, Ryan Oh, so you had a twin Oh, why? I had a twin Right Not even a twin I'm havin' it For 20 years Let me ask you this I'm a grown-up man In a twin bed Let me ask you this I was wondering, I'm like, why I ain't never been this big in this bed Man, I'm head to toe in this motherfucker Yeah, man Hey, when you had a twin That's when you wake up with shit Touching the ground Nigga, you can't even turn over Your hand going to the ground You already know, nigga Yo, nigga, I got muscle relax Or how far I can turn over It be like, mm-mm Cause I'm gonna fall off the bed If I go too far Nigga, you gotta turn it in place Nigga, so, bro I had a grown- I had a little boy bed Since I was 20 years old Damn, boy You ever wonder why they call it A twin bed and two people Can't really fit on that bed? Cause you supposed to have enough? No It came in twos You supposed to have another one No I always had one So I don't know That bed was a miscarriage Where the other bed? Hey, bro, I suggest You telling me I always had Another part to my bed So my mama kept a bed from I could have had a bigger bed Yes You could have put both your twins I could have had a queen bed Go get a new bed That shit is fucking amazing I always had a big-ass bed That's just stupid Oh, I had a baby bed, man Hey, man, I'ma tell you this I had a baby-ass bed, bro If your bed ain't shit Get you that little Foam shit to go on top That memory bone top If your bed ain't shit It's a little bit cheaper way It's a little cheaper way Cheaper than buying a bed Yeah, you get the pillow top To go on top of your bed That you already got Cause sometimes, you know It's like a jacket for your bed Right It's another bed Kind of like a bed Oh, it's like the top feels good It's like this What if my mattress feels good? Oh, so it's like a pallet On top of your bed Yeah And it makes your mattress feel good Oh, nigga, we had a pallet, too So shit, all I had to do Was put my pallet on my twin Out of the bitch's crate So you just got the big bed? No, I've been had a big bed Since I was like 22, bro I'm saying though Yeah, a lot to load, though You feel cheated Hell, yeah What's it worth, the weight? Man, the crate part about it I fucked up many holes in that twin bed It was just like Y'all were twins I didn't want to give it up Fucked up many holes in a twin bed We were twins And I do it again I put the dick on a twin And then I drive in the wind Cause I I do it again I put the bitch on a twin bed She's 72, family got twins And I don't give a fuck what her friends did I tried to fuck her friend But her friend scared Tell everybody that I'm a player So popular, I might be the mayor one day I'm feeling on your un-taped booty Coochie, all up in the lunch line Ooh, that would've been a cold ass punchline If I would've set it up right But that's okay I got a bitch coming through the night And I'm gonna hit it on the twin bed I am I'm so fit Yeah, real dumb I had a boy If I put her on the twin bed Shit, we both gonna come Come over and do it I know your name is the lords Are you a lords? Or do you like flowers? She's a tourist Hopefully in an hour Hey On the twin bed And I do it again Hey And I do it again I put the dick up on the twin bed And I do it again Let's see what I can do with a twin bed Hey, I had a boy keeping my bed together I got a boy keeping my bed together I got a boy keeping my bed together Plank boy keeping beds together I take the hotel beds and I push them together And I push them together I take the hotel beds and I push them together Hey, cuz I'm down for whatever And can't make a palette on top of them bitches So I can fill a big bed over bitches I said make a palette on both of them bitches And then fill the big, big up with bitches Get what, get what, get what This is on two On one I said You ain't never put no ab mattress On top of your bed I said I said hold on You lying Cuz you know exactly how I can I'm the only nigga in my neighborhood With an ab mattress with a bed frame And I got a head boy It look like a real bed It look like a real bed I got the head boy It look like a real bed It look like a real bed Stop bullshit No, it's got a water bed too But it ain't got no water I got the water bed too But it ain't got no water That was a cold ending I got a water bed too But it ain't got no water Is it pee? What you got in there bitch? I could've put it up This is odd shit This is not my first year You know what that shit for me to put water in the bed Let me tell you something I always want a water bed too I always want a water bed too I don't know why But I want it That's the point of getting money It's the best shit like that That shit get seasick I'm not gonna be laying down Nigga I'm trying to go to streets like a barber That's the best idea ever nigga We gotta get somebody to custom make you A twin size water bed Just so you can say you got one Nigga, that's some gangster shit A twin size water bed That's a waste of money No it's not Nigga, we gotta keep in mind We live in 2018 I mean 19 I forgot that this shit That's when they were like When keeping it hood go too far But next Somebody on YouTube Can probably make you a twin size water bed For about $200 That's the age we live in Somebody watching this shit Gonna be like Eat a little meat You can real about this twin size water bed I'm gonna fuckin' blow up Suicide layer that fuckin' blow up Come to your house and make that bitch Win the water When you want it in Hollam I'll take one These niggas be bullshitting about everything You don't want no twin size water bed When you come over my house And I got a twin size water bed Downstairs for company Just to prove niggas wrong I don't want y'all to look at me No type of way When you landed that bullfuck I'm so tired of y'all trying to talk me out of everything That's achievable This is bullshitting This is in the real world baby I've been asked for a different No fuckin' disease I asked for a twin size water bed Niggas they make a big one I know they make a little one No that's more work than that You know what I mean my friends have to call That's the water bed They gotta frame them up Hold on man That's like a third of the work Y'all ain't optimistic enough I'm gonna be laying that motherfucker like Callo this bullshitting That niggas don't cut it to what it has Whatever That motherfucker ain't even gonna move He's gonna be watered in it When I get off When we have a soak of water bed I'm gonna look at a whole bunch of shit That I just never even thought to look I know it's a twin size water bed Somebody out there Google twin size water bed right now $89 free shipping That shit probably didn't stop breathing That shit probably didn't close You'll be surprised all folks Niggas be like Hey boy I heard what you looking for $47 I'll break it to you Go all four right now It's a twin size water bed Like look at this baby But they dirty you gotta wash it It come with a generator Ain't I ain't go like that water bed in there With my five years Now look That water about five years old now That's still water But now you open it Shit I just say open it outside You gotta bring your own water I'm keeping my water I brought that water Niggas ain't replacing that water That's ocean water I'm getting my own I'm getting my water out of there You know that water You know that water That came from my hand right there You know hold up Let me see let me see let me see Hold up You can tell you hold up It's a love it's a love Okay you tell the part right there Yeah that's a Panama right there That's a Panama I get some stupid ass all of it Give me these man and the dumb man water Yeah I will not allow you I'm too high to fucking Who you gonna have an intervention I gotta stop man Hey man Hey this nigga fly gon' tell me the parking lot Hey man this nigga really feel like Two-way water bed Hey I'm telling you I'm down No I'm telling you Ain't really got a mind made up Yeah this nigga broke it down No I'm too fucking with y'all I'm making a big deal now And this nigga pull up all off of it He gon' sit it to me I'm like see Y'all don't wanna see me I'm like I'm done He gon' be ridin' me He gon' take a piss He gon' be ridin' me I don't even grab any cash in there Restin' on my haters Oh my god That's the least I'm gonna call me up under there And be like But I bet your ass can't sleep though Roll over Roll over Fuck you man I hope your bed ain't by a window That son gon' pop that bitch That gon' be on fire Water been boiling This nigga sleepin' on the hot water This nigga been a good decision That bitch in there That nigga got some Oscars You know the niggas a put fish in there Now that a bitch with gangsta shit Niggas a fish Niggas a put fish in the water bed Like baby, call that a her She scared That sound like some horn boogers shit Niggas try to get too flat Put the fish tank on the bottom of the bed But the fish only snag at your booty When your booty's like That's how you know You be like Hey baby you need to take a bath Hey, what you call the fish That's stuck up the skull At yourself? The fish that attached to the bottle The bitch an algae eater All the little fish that I had Like bitch your booty's like Get up Get up Get up Yo booty's like We support animal rights In all of that shit Animal rights We do Man What you got You know those animal lover lures Yeah but fuck Alright look What? Man all this shit ain't All this shit ain't for help man Just cause you slap a vest on the dog Don't mean this dog finna do Shit for you at the airport Service dog I gotta go through the machine To give you all the Radiation all that shit But the bitch with the dog Could just walk slap a room No she can't Yeah I watched her I just seen this shit Oh this the most fucked up shit ever I'm going through TSA pre-check So if did you know that if somebody On the flight cruise Go through The pre-check land And they bust the shit off They check the mother fucker behind her Cause they can't check them That's what they know that They can't check the crew man Why? I don't fucking know Cause they got cocaine in their bed Personally They do be walking a little briefcase To be fast here Hey hi hi Like this is a scared rad job This is called cocaine and Pilots bruh You got 80 people Every day You got 80 people on flight 80 live you don't know And you going in the sky Y'all niggas on cocaine man You ain't know all the persons Oh yeah I got 80 people I don't know And I'm just gonna drive In the sky I know it Woo Let's go I got 80 niggas in the back Let's get this bitch in the sky You know how you getting off the plane Niggas standing there saying thank you and shit Those niggas are hot bruh Those niggas was just like Man I slept good But think about it bruh You don't never see those niggas bruh You ever see you ever see your pilot And just carry him out of that pit And just come out Like hey how y'all doing I'm like niggas If you fuck right here who the fuck up Your assistant is your assistant Who got the wheel Take your stupid ass back in there But I'm fucked wrong with you Don't need to be high man That is a high ass dog They don't be high but they be drugging No they need to get down the road They need to get paid more Something Pilot remember I saw everything Every time I walk past a god damn pilot Move I'm like my niggas You don't fucking know me Or none of these niggas on this plane You gotta do this shit At least five times a day What type of nervousness do you have And you going in the sky I don't need like niggas getting in my car Yo but you know what I think we not thinking that that shit is flying They probably be having fun They like Bruh fuck that it's some shit They got into it so they could fly Bruh we going in the sky If you could fly anytime you wanted to Bruh I was nervous when niggas rolled my bike with me And I'm on the ground You did what I'm saying I'm like niggas you straight I'm like nah not really got down Like we both in the fall Stupid ass niggas Where is your bike niggas Get on your own bike There's no shit to hit on the ground though And the only thing to hit is the ground That's what I'm saying But that is determined like You go on Like we already on the ground and I'm scared Not if the niggas do it But that's just like we go down the hill And I got something out of my back and we go up in the air I'm most scared for both of us Cause we been hitting this ground I ain't never did this shit But I'm out of my back before then We been hitting this ground That's what I'm saying guys man They got to get a knee like a million bruh Like it got to be Like it's going to come out tomorrow What the fuck are they seeing this Making them go back to the airport and get drunk and fucked Like they be chilling too Like when they land a plane They be screaming when they get off man Have a great day They must see some shit up there And stress him out man You just don't know man You don't know what I see I hit a fucking goose That's another You hit a goose at 35 on his feet And Lewis controlled He spoke to me Do you think they be like Like when they see the goose They be like They better not be That shit fucking round going the ends Now everybody dead Cause you want to play hit the goose Hey man If you a pilot please be mature Cause you want to play hit the goose man They gonna hit goose up in the sky I saw it there Yo we tidied up I saw a damn picture of a bird That hit the front of the plane That had the whole damn plane Bird on bird be fucking them planes up Them stupid ass bird man And they be trying to take off soon Soon in the plane cause they be trying to time They be like we think they mother fucker calling Soon they hear they be like That your stupid ass aint up Trying to time the plane I didn't hit a bird in my car Hey man You wasn't cut out to be a bird I hit a pigeon I hit a pigeon one time He wasn't about that mind man I said pop This your first day flying Crazy shit that happened to me a fucking bird Got stuck in my windshield wipers I had to pick the mother fucker out The wing got stuck in the windshield wipers Shit I would hit that bitch It was stuck in there It wouldn't come out That would be my first thing I hit that mother fucker They gonna try to get him off like a bug Hey man I'm really tired of them explaining to me what to do with The taste of the emergency on the airplane Cause I'm not doing that I'm not doing that I'm not about to unbuckle my shit and then turn around In that little bit of airspace and try to figure out If I can strap this shit on No aflotation Are you willing and able to assist at the emergency How much time do I have? I ain't know I need to strap that bitch on Then make sure it's breathing Then I got time to unbuckle this shit Find this goddamn flotation device Who's to say that I'm going to even land In the water part Who guarantees that? Like I had enough survival skills To get outside the vessel And then use the seat to blow Who the fuck do you think I am? I don't like when you be in an exit road I like how they just Assumed that we was going to survive On the grass Like you good on the grass But getting out of the ocean is going to be hard So you need a flotation seat Why they give you everything else Them motherfuckers give you oxygen A flotation device What the fuck is the oxygen man? The parachute is about the best bet out this bitch But it didn't work part though When you on the safe I could swim out with my seat And still be hooked up to the oxygen Once you get out of that seat Take a couple deep breaths But what about the niggas that's on the The ancient road You automatically They be like you gotta help niggas They be like look, yes I'm alive bro I'm not helping nobody bitch I gotta help myself But you know they want you to open the door first What if you fucking up on the door though Niggas you think I ain't? Niggas gonna be the first thing Niggas gonna help me open the door Don't you want to live? He agrees to this shit Hey man come on man No, first of all I'm not doing that Survival flotation stuff Once I get in that boat you better jump in there motherfucker Come on man Don't be like wait So we good on the crash park But we gonna have to float How much oxygen is in this fucking little man? No they say it won't inflate What my cord stuff They say if it don't inflate It's still working I don't believe that I'm just gonna tell you something about that shit If I can't see it I know I'm breathing Just take the niggas shit What if that's true but your shit just looks stupid Everybody else is blowing up like a mother Yo shit just sitting there Hey y'all You push the button For the help Hey bro I don't think your shit working I don't think yours working I can feel it You turn it blue You don't try to make eye contact with the niggas No I'm for real I'm good I'm getting there I'm straight Bro it's not working man Hey you can tell what's wrong With the turbulence and shit Even the flight attendants they had That were at one hard time Everybody look like Bitch you scared You scared You almost shit on yourself You don't give a fuck who it is You can be the hardest niggas in the land You feel they got them turbulence Hey And you can tell what everybody's scared Everybody's scared look at these things I be riding that turbulence though And that turbulence so rough you be like Did that shit Did that shit though You ever had the shit where that bitch Clearly dropped Oh yeah that shit dropped Like if somebody hit it one time The hit it was I don't know why I thought it was laughing It was like I just tried to make fun of it I was like we good We good I know we good We good What the fuck did they hit It didn't set the hit up here He dropped it He went like down there under the wind I'm like When it dropped down Everybody But after you getting like one real bad one The rest of them kind of be like It be like You become a turbulence expert Much love to pilots man we use all a lot Hey man I watch that little y'all man Every time y'all sit down I'm like thank you little safe travel And I need to hood this niggas Hey boy you feel like that plane You man that broke land that broke I don't even want to feel good about that y'all Hey my nigga you You hit the ground I fought more on the plane Than anything bro I fought more on the plane The funniest shit is That's why they got damn what you call it That floatation device ain't gonna work That shit full of farts Why people fart It's different from black people fart When you sitting there to a white person they fart You already know it in him That shit loud They fart it in And they know they fart too They be like It's like bro go over that little hand movement You know I smell it Hey he tried He tried to tickle the shit away from his nose Hey white people Strange as hell with that type of shit You sit down on the plane Hey bro I'm nervous man I fart when I have to sit by people that don't live Hey man Let me try to wipe this shit away from me It's not just the white dude It's the white girls too They do shit like that before they feed up In the chair and fart My look though you can tell when niggas fart They try to rearrange the shit They be like Maybe try not to be moving niggas You just put it in You try to move Everything do that shit Hey you gotta meet you in your pocket Yeah they be like They be trying to get you off the smell They be trying to make noise with the head Right outside Right outside I said hit the goddamn thing I said whoop I'm trying to figure it out You gotta blame it on somebody else You start When you fart it you just start looking people in the eye like they did it I had to blind that ass That part Put that light in their face That shit is the truth Who would do something like that That is the worst part When you're on the plane and somebody doesn't fart it Like you walk into a part It's on your road You gotta cuss loud So you don't even think you're crazy Nasty motherfucker Yeah I smell it Somebody just shit it on themselves Wipe it with the words When they're cussing on the plane They will Have you ever been to Detroit Don't talk to me nigga you just put it You put it You're putting now Right now So stanky boy that ass Oh who huh Stanky Listen to his mouth But it's gonna be huh But really from Detroit Welcome back to the 2019 Edition Of the 85 self show I am and I was and I still am You used to and I still can That's the difference Nigga from Detroit man He ain't from Jamaica He just look like He just look like He may or like it Give the people some positive motivation For 2019 Man hey man Figure your shit out Start using yourself Conscious more Is it time for us to Pontificate another liberation Listen man don't be angry man Saying that shit off it cool Real time somebody make you mad They be like He's so good He's so good They gonna look at you crazy Everybody cool He's so good We galvanizing He's so good A lot of people need to go to a metamorphosis Man come on let's not be derivative And you know a complete Interaction of oneself Come on man Come on man Try to bring it together I just wanted everything to solidate it Right I was sitting here in deep meditation And then it came to me as You know I had an epiphany I'm very altruistic Would you say that that happened simultaneously? Courageously DC let's not be divisive right now I mean don't fall into Any crevice Crack Or crevice I really just I was being majestic in my own being Are we getting nostalgic? Yeah I would like to reminisce if we have time Alright Since I've become one of the independent thinkers I've been in my own Atmospheric In mind I don't see a future where we could be considered an abomination But if you take things into consideration There you go my brother Now you see Now you live it Hold on wait a minute Are we levitating? Right now Because the thing that we are dominating is under reconstruction But see DC don't fall victim to the social Constrails Of the mishaps Because the mishaps per hat Might get slapped Now see there you go A lot of niggas out here suffering from vitamin deficiency And they are not doing anything About their incomplete nutrition And the reason their thoughts cannot be as cavernous As ours is because they are not able to fathom And grasp The things that they are Obligated to become Because now you have become a levitating Because niggas refuse to live in moderation That's what I was saying the whole time Moderation For your consideration But your dedication Can be determination As long as you use All of those Towards motivation Now I'm about to check the atmospheric pressure Hold on one part of the atmosphere With every stratosphere We're talking about the toposphere Because if we bring it back You gotta make sure you have a thesis So you can acknowledge I'm going to the troposphere The troposphere I'm right up there Right above the radiation belt But right below the ozone So now we're dipping out into the van Aller where most people can't even exist Now it's existential I'm being real arcaded With my Caucasian friends This weekend Yeah Are you talking about the ones from Arcadia? Of course You already know The translucent from Transylvania The translucent It's the same I got you The opaque from the old world Come on man let me speak to the old man Oh man the Aztec But if you listen to wisdom Hold on DC you're about to whizz That's what he's about to do It's vertical It's oo A lot of niggas wouldn't even get the elements Well you know what my favorites are man A few of my favorites are bromium Come on man Hold up The platinum and the gold Come over let's go But you know some people don't understand You gotta have potassium With the cake I'm a magnesium nigga myself What about zinc What about bionic Let's not leave out Plutonium Oh man What about You're gonna bring up uranium What about neuron What about mercury Now y'all gonna break down The whole isotomic elements Man come on don't be a neutron Alright hey everybody since you want to do that What about pymdus Oh that's pandemonium That is pandemonium Please excuse my The unsal... I think that's too Teach you some if you're willing to learn It's the weed that kept us off drugs Fuck your shit Nigga that's a champ It's the weed that kept us off drugs That's a real shit It's the weed That kept us off drugs I said it's the weed 2019 I can't believe Some people needed a new year To do some new shit Say that one more time Say that one more time To do some new shit I'm doing Yes to you Yes to you How you gonna have a resolution and you ain't found No solution for the shit you did Why it's always the motherfucker Who needs to be cut off the most That always talking about who they about to cut off How you got a resolution For some shit That you doing this shit But you said you gonna clean up Nigga hold that mic like a proud family Like this But you got on ski boots On ski boots Ski boots Ski boots Sizzle Sizzle Are you wearing ski boots Are you wearing ski boots Ski-s-s-s-s Ski-s-s-s-s Ski-s-s-s-s Ski-s-s-s Ski-s-s Ski-s Ski-ss Ski-ss Do some ski boots ⚡️ skiiiii ⚠️ ⚡️ I want to skiki ⚡️ ⚡️ I want to skiki ⚡️ ⚡️ Hey bro you think people at McDonald will be getting tired of talking through this shit? ⚡️ You say you a what?? ⚡️ ⚡️ WuhwhuhhoHomahhaH ⚡️ They been like you said you a what? ⚡️ ⚡️ Board double huh? ⚡️ ⚡️ Excuse me can you go up cuz you running my timer ⚡️ Like bitch get me my free meal that come with that timer stupid ass bitch ⚡️ They don't want you to pull up ⚡️ So they won't give you the free food I'm staying right here, so you can run up that time and I get some free fries. I want some free fries. Y'all slow. Manager at Burger King. All the managers at Burger King, hey, they job. They really wanna be at McDonald's. Welcome to BK, man, fucker. What the fuck you want? I want some chicken fries. Hoover. I want some chicken fries. I want some chicken fries. Burger King, I said I want some chicken fries. So, chicken fries. I'll show chicken fries. Chicken fries. Chicken fries. $10 for a dollar. You can give us some chicken fries. Bro, how? We have come to the last day. $10 for a dollar nuggets. $10 for a dollar, whatever. You ready for your kid to have a behavior problem? Ain't no way around it. They eat that shit three times. Angry. I am about to go to the lab. I'll be right back. You ain't done, Chadric. You wanna work to the motherfucking son, come on. Let's go, keep the cameras rolling. Rap 5's self show will be right here on your ass. You like this backdrop? How you feel about this motorcycle? Clayton in 19, man. He is right there. Amen. Most shit, biggest shit. Like a dinosaur did it. Much love to all the ladies who got finer in 2018. To all my niggas who did a little bit better. Make black America great one time. Hey, we already are, man. I mean, just like up to our standard, you know what I'm saying? Not nobody else here. Right. Not nobody else here. We were on a ball again. So yeah, how you doing? Keep the laughter going. Laughter is the best medicine. Have you had choices that played in English? Man, come on, man. Shout out to the last couple of cities, wherever I was. The message is clear. Virginia Beach, it's their turn. It's their turn. Right. Right. Welcome to the future. Hello. We'll see you next time, folks. Adios! That's Spanish for bye-bye. It's some pippin' man. I want some pippin' man. Let me get some of that gold.