 Hi everyone, hi. We've got researchers for the experience. Yes, we will say hi to Mr. Fish. No simping for the anomalies, I cannot promise. I made a promise to some people I'd go in court with 049, so this is going to be an experience. Welcome to our facility. Cypress Nell will be returning momentarily from break, so we have precious little time to go over some important rules and regulations. In order to maintain our cover here, I've been instructed to recite this curtain speech for you. Welcome to Thy Mealy Arts and this production of Signals, performing as part of the Hollywood Fringe Festival 2022, celebrating its 12th year with over 200 different shows, workshops, and parties throughout Hollywood. Although you may use your phone to take photos and notes for any narratives you uncover, we ask that you silence your phones and other electronic devices. Please note the emergency access which may be in front or behind you. Although we recommend you wear masks, site staff will not be. Now that's over with. Let me go over what you need to know. Firstly, although they are unaware of it, site staff are trapped in a time loop. You all are exempt. As such, bringing up this time loop to them will likely confuse and disorient them, which suggests you focused instead on the missions that you've been presented with. Second, the foundation is not here to judge your morality or choices. Merely your effectiveness. Previous participants have chosen to aid the foundation, others the SCPs, others to chart their own course. The decision is yours. Thirdly, any unduly disruptive, progressive behavior will result in your ejection from this exercise. Please do not touch or otherwise physically interact with any of the site personnel or SCPs unless explicitly invited to do so. Fourthly, as personnel outside of this time loop, you will be immune to the powers and effects of the various SCPs. The other personnel do not share this immunity. Fifthly, when the time loop starts in approximately two hours, you will have to vacate site premises or risk forever being trapped in the time loop like goes inside. Finally, remember your cover. Each of you has been assigned a department designation. Your best odds of successfully achieving your objectives lie with forming a team with all departments present, as site personnel will treat you differently depending on who your department is. Now, everyone knows the department? Yes. Black Bradman, red for security, blue for research, and orange for defense. That was a memetic fact. I apologize, children. Very good. Good luck. I'm definitely dead now. Hello, everyone. I'm so sorry you were let in while we were on break, but on a potential let's get started, shall we? I am Sybil Elliott. I'm head of HR here at Site 0013. If you have any issues here today on your first day, I encourage you to find me on my desk. It's just behind this curtain here near the entrance, all right? So happy new year. So sorry your first day is on a Sunday, but ready to get started, all right? We'll begin with some introductions, some orientations. So I'll have you by department go to your department heads. We'll have administration go to this corner office here to meet the site head. Research will go behind this clear curtain here to meet the research team. If you're on security, you'll go right here with Blaine at this table. And if you're with D-Class, I'll have you go through that door to our containment areas, all right? If you're lost, come find me. Go ahead. Let's all go, everyone. Research team orientation. I'm the head of HR here at Site 0013. You might have noticed some of the other department heads walking in. We have Blaine coming here to meet the head of the security. And in the corner office, we have the site head. We're not only one admin, but the entire site head. Everyone, welcome to Site 0013. On our research team, our research site is Danny Taylor, and he shows up. Welcome, welcome. You're really excited to have me here. You've been selected because you are the press and the providers of the foundation have been signed. As you're pleased, you are finally helping us study the anomalies that we hold today. All of our anomalies have come to an end. We have a special containment container, which is large in the kingdom, SCPs. And all of our SCPs can be found in the containment area. So just go through that door and go out of the box. We want to keep this orientation short and follow orders. We believe we're going by doing, but we do have a couple of rules of thumb on site to make sure that you hold yourself overnight safely and with the door. The first is please do not touch any of the humanoid SCPs. All of them are very dangerous, that's why they're at the door. The second is to follow all extraction and protocol and make sure that somebody on site personnel knows where you are and what you're doing at all times. And the final one is please do not get caught up in distraction or touch any of our stuff. There's no prank or anything of the like. This is not the place for that. Is that understood? Do you have any questions? Yes. All right. Take your friend and we'll start giving you a raise. Okay, great. I can take like three of you. Any of you come with them as well? I'll take four. Great. Maybe some of y'all can just come this way. Make space in my little corner of the research. Hi everyone. So I'm Danny Taylor, like my sister said. Oh yeah. Lizzie's my sister. So she probably wants to give you actual work to do. But would you rather do something fun instead? Oh, certainly. Oh, amazing. Great. What are your names? Brianna. Brianna. Daniella. Daniella. Adelby. Adelby. Kelly. Kelly. Great. And I'm Danny. I'm sorry if I don't know your names. There's a lot of new recruits. Okay. So I have been looking into different artifact SCPs. So there's like the humanoid SCPs. You might call them monsters, so to speak. And the artifacts which are kind of like cursed objects or the like. There are several that I've been running to test. They've been tested on D-Class before, but I found a new test subject that I think is going to provide a lot more results. It's none of you, don't worry. It's my sister, Elizabeth Taylor. Oh. Now the one I want to look into is SCP-229-1, the fun box. It's stored in the archives. If I take it from the archives, Lizzie's going to trace it back to me and she might get mad and we don't want that to happen. So you need to find Chris the Intern. They're wearing like a red sweater vest and an avocado shirt. You cannot miss them. They have a bit of a crush on me. So if you tell them it's for Danny, they'll be like, oh yeah, totally. I'll be at the fun box from the archives. So if you can go over to Chris, ask for the fun box, and then sneak it back here. Then we can start our experiments. Excellent. All right, best researchers. I will see you soon. I think Chris is right over there. Lovely. What do you want to do, buddies? Should we talk to our dearest intern? Let's go for Chris. Hey there, buddy. Listen, I know you have a little bit of a relationship interest with one of our dear researchers here. And she actually wanted us to ask a little finger, especially from you. The only you can get it for us. Like Danny? Danny? Yes, Danny asked for us. I mean, I do have a bit of a crush. I've been making it a little obvious lately, because like, I'm thinking of asking her out soon. Oh. If I do this paper for you guys, do you think we could maybe put in your own words? I'm certain we can. Now, what you got to do is you need to go into the archives, and you need to get the fun box. It is very important for a test that she wants to perform. Don't worry anything about it. Don't ask any questions. All you need to do is get it for us. Yeah, yeah. I'll do it. I'll plan like the good work. If you could just watch out for security. I'm not sure what a G.O. would look like. Oh, don't worry. Don't worry. No, not use security. Like security. Like the security security. Don't worry. We'll keep an eye out. Okay, you guys wait right here. We've got you. And it looks like we've got our eyes. Oh, shit. David's got your eyes. Oh. We've got something interesting here. Now, that's certainly interesting. Is that something you think we should be concerned with? So David is my sister's fiance. He disappeared like 10 months ago. He's our other world explorer. And he went out on a very standard mission. And then we completely lost contact with him. So we thought he was dead. But now apparently he's over the radio. I hope he's okay. He's one of my best friends. So if he's still alive and we can get him back, that would be amazing. I think it might be interesting for us to go and check it out, since Davey went that way as well. Yeah, I know Joe's been looking into David's three appearance, but I didn't think he had any merit to it before. So you could definitely talk to him about it and blame where the signal went through. Let's go. Thank you for listening. Sight 42 Studios and its staff are funded by viewers like you. Please become a patron or visit our merch store at the link in our bio to support our work. Secure. Contain. Protect.