 I'm just gonna stand there. How about you be a deer? How about some wood? What? Why do I have to do everything? Because I am gonna explore. I'm gonna sit back and watch. Three, three. Why am I not getting him? Because it's mine. No. Don't wait. No. Oh no. Are you alive? Baby, I'm sweet. How many hearts do you have? Not a lot. Oops, I won't do it again. I promise. Hey, why did you make a crafting table without me? Maybe because you threw me off the cliff. You should have told me. Here, look. Do you forgive me? Okay. Oh, I kind of have two stone. Or five. Five. How much did you mine? I need to get some. Thank you. No. There's bees. Oh, there's a village. Okay, I'm going to the village across the river. Do you see it? Do you see it? Joe? Yes. Dude, you didn't answer. I said I'm coming three times. Maybe your mic needs to be louder. Babe, kind of saddle. We need this horse. Look at this horse. It has white boots. It has white boots. Look at it. It's so pretty. You're beautiful. This one can die though. Do you hear it? I'm killing a horse right now. It's getting dark. Where did you go? Where did you go? Where are you? It's on the village. It's on the village. Where are you? You're in the village. I just want to find it. No, you're not. Yes, I am. I went farther. I literally don't see you. Oh, there's more to the village. Here, we can hide in here. Wait, what is that building? I've never seen a village like that. There's a zombie chasing you. I'm going to save you. I thought you were going to save me. I'll save you. Oh. What was that? Nothing, nothing, nothing. Wait, did you find? Did you? Did you find? Did you find a bed? Oh my God. Get out of the bed. There's three people watching this. This village sucks. Let's go somewhere else. No, run away, run away. Why didn't you run away? That hurt. Why didn't you run away? I was eating bread. I was crafting something. Excuse you. Can I have the crafting table? Fine. Okay, fine. Oh. I'll make one myself. It's okay. I didn't know you were here. No, it's okay. Why did you choose amplify? Why wouldn't I? Look how cool it looks. Wait, why are we going in here? No, you're going to die. I'll save you. Oh, I'm going to need some help. Why? There's a lot of things down here. Wait, give me some of that coal. I'm going to smelt some of this. This pork chop. Ahem. Coal, coal, excuse, excuse me, sir. Are you just ignoring me? Oh my God. No. Could I please have some coal? Thank you. Oh no. Oh no. I'll protect you. Ow. Ow. Joey, can you get the food from upstairs? Did you get the pork chops from upstairs? Did you get the pork chops from upstairs? Why not? Well, could you go get them please? Oh my God. I need the furnace. Oh my God. I'm going to do this myself. Why do you need the furnace? I don't want to craft another furnace right now. I want to conserve materials, be environmentally friendly and conscious. Jesus. God forbid, I just try to save some money here. I'm going to keep exploring. I want diamonds by tonight. Oh, I'm not doing this. Help, help me. Yeah, that's the way I just came. Help me. We're all fighting with each other. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Um, some assistance. There's so many things. Oh no, wait. Oh, I'm here. Let me just turn this down a little bit. Okay. Thank you. Oh, this is a big cave. Oh my God. This is, I guess, this is what Amplify looks like. There are so many monsters. Oh my God. Yeah. I'm going to make a shield. You should make yourself a shield. A babe and he would. God, where'd you go? Where'd you go? Well, while you're gone, I expect like a shield in like five seconds. So thank you. You have to make this shield. Can you make a shield, Ian? Oh no. Oh, I'm having enough wood hurt too. Are you kidding me? No. You don't have to go back up. Go back up. Go back up. One of us is going to have to make a sacrifice. No, go back up. Go back up. I'm missing only one piece of wood. Do you have one piece of wood? No. Never mind. I'm missing two pieces of wood. I lied. Okay, go back up. I'm going to die. Babe, I'm going to die. Babe, I'm going to die. Don't die. I mean, there's three creepers. There's four creepers. What the fuck? Can one of you just blow up, please? End my suffering. Okay, wait, wait. I'm getting a shield. Oh, I'm so talented. Okay, I have a shield for you. Thank you. Actually, I don't need it. You need it more than me. I have two. I have two. Oh, I don't need it. I just need to get more wood. I don't need it. Take it. Just take it. I don't want it. One of us is the one who's fighting. One of us is the guardian. Oh, he has iron armor and didn't think about me. I made you a shield. You made me a shield late. What did they want to know? Oh, your favorite color. Oh, wow. Colors are a bit of an issue. Don't be embarrassed. This is safe space. I'm partially colorblind. So that's like a little bit. Partially is an understatement. Shut up. Green is beautiful. It's an earth tone. So you love plants and you're telling me you don't love trees. So you were just going to make an iron chest plate and boots and not tell me? We're not sharing our iron? Oh, oh, I just walked in on two spiders having sex. Oh, it's a threesome. Oh my god, it's a threes. This is a threesome. Ain't going to join them or what? There are three spiders there. What the fuck? Makes no sense. How's that possible? I have 42 irons, so I'm going to smelt that right now. Well, I'm smelting up of where I am. I don't know where you are, so. Right back where right before you saw the spiders having sex. You're still there? Catch up. Do you need to pick eggs? No, I'm my own person. Don't worry. I have a chest plate. Hello, where are you? I didn't seek. My boyfriend lost me. Thank you. Wait, I have a leather one though. Yes, throw it away. No, reuse. You have to get rid of all of it. No, reuse. Do you still have the wooden pickaxe? Do you have the original wooden pickaxe that you made? No. You threw it away? Find it. Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. We need to frame it. I don't know. I just said I don't have it. No. And then when I asked you, did you throw it away? You said no. So explain, sir. I didn't throw it away. I burned it in lava. You're joking. No, I recycled it back to the earth. I hate you so much. That's carbon emissions. 1.16 I have yet to been to this glitch. Get to been to? Shut up. I glitched. What do you not have? You need iron pants. No, I don't. Well, I just made you some. I already have them. Babe. Why didn't you look at me? I made you an iron helmet. You don't see me. I don't feel seen. I don't feel seen by you. You're an iron helmet. The dermatologist who treated me today made me feel seen and you didn't. You have iron tools? Yes. I don't need you, like I said. So how's that diamonds coming? How's that? You've been doing nothing. I've been killing all the mobs. Look at me. I'm literally, literally taking two people. I want to know what hurt that of ravine. Babe, come here. Where are you? Get over here. Get over here. You want to explain why your username is XJXOXEX? Because I'm trendy. Wrong way. Wait, wrong way. You punched me this way. Wait, I lost it. Wait, I don't know where the ravine is. Wait, I need your help. Wait, it's right here. Where? Oh, yeah. Oh, oh. That's a wrong new view. Don't hit me. Abuse. Abuse. Did you ever look into like Minecraft conspiracy theories like hero Brian? Yeah, I believe he was real for like a little mint when I was a kid. Oh, I'm at Y14. I'm just gonna, no. Actually, I don't feel like strip mining today. We're not stripping, not for free at least. Oh, that's where you are. Joe. Me. Oh, you're calling me fat because you heard me fall in the water. Can I have a crafting table? Can I have three more iron ingots? My boyfriend is hero Brian because you're a ghost. Oh my god, that's true. That's true. Oh my god. No, I'm not naming it that. No, not towards me. I gotta edit this video. Oh, why does this keep happening to me? And how the fuck did that still blow up? I dash, I hyphen. I heard that. You farted. Parkour. Oh my god. Stop. You don't need these things. Oh yeah. Okay, let me just do that too. I don't need this. No, no, no. It's dark and rainy. Okay, how about we sleep then? Come back here. You don't, you didn't bring your bed. Oh, you picked it up. Oh, I did. Yeah, come back here. Oh, okay. I see how this is. You just knock me into the abyss. That was not me. It literally was. You sweeped. I don't want to hear shit. We only have one bed that does not solve this problem. We have two. I literally have two. You told me I picked it up. Which side do you want? Well, obviously I got the yellow side. What the, what, why? No. Babe, babe, babe, babe. Okay, don't help me. Oh my God. It's another three. Three, three, three, sorry for interrupting your three. Can I do this? Ow, you literally. Oops. I don't see. Sorry. What is that massive? Oh my God. Wait, is that a mushroom? My God. Wait, what the fuck? Oh my God. It's a roofed forest that's amplified. Oh my God. That looks insane. We should live there. Can we live on the top of it? You can design it. You're the interior designer. Swim, swim, swim. When's it my turn? What did I love? Oh my God. This looks so cool. I don't know why no one talks about amplified, but biomes look infinitely cooler. Oh my God. Look at the roof. Wait, this place looks so good. There's sheep on here, babe. You want to settle here or somewhere else? This is so far up. Yeah, but it'd be so pretty. Like, think about this. You could have, like, a staircase that... The water bucket trick didn't work. F in the chat, bitches. How am I ever going to get back? Wait. You need to find my stuff. Okay, we're not living there. I need flat ground. This is so much perverse. I don't know what side you fell off of. I fell through like a one by one block. It was like a small crevice in the hole. I was walking around the side of the cliff. I don't even know where your stuff would be. It's like at the bottom of the place. Like, I can probably find it if I just look around. It was on grass. I know I died on grass. How the fuck did I scale this before? Wait, there's a village here, too. A velagio. Now I can't sprint, basically. Babe. Babe. I'm not at the right place, either. I thought I found it. I did not find it yet. Oh, I found hay bales. The... There's a cat. I want to tame it. I'm coming back here. There's another cat. Babe, there's kitties. All right, this is perfect. This is a sign. I just have to make a crafting table. Wait, did you fall through like a little cross? It was through a hole. That's all I know. Yeah, like a tiny cross. Yes, a tiny hole. Probably a... I don't remember the details of how the hole looked, but it was a hole. Oh, I found your stuff. Yes. Isn't it hard to find? Like, it's like a tiny hole. It's tiny. It was a tiny bussy. There's cats here, babe. I fell again. All of your guts are on the ground. Shut up. Oh, oh, I'm doing it again. When's it my turn? Part of the seat. Ow, ow, ow. Is that a new part they added? No, I was drowning. I see you. Look up. Nate, don't. Where are you going that way? Swing with the waterfall. What are you doing? Oh my god. Oh my god. Jesus, the judgmentalness. Jesus. You don't have blocks. You can't climb up. Oh, that's where you are. Hi. Hi. She's a little yellow dog. Shut up. E. Hi. No. Like I fell right through there. Yeah, that was very funny. Okay. Babe, this is not all my stuff. Yes, it is. No, it isn't. It 100% is. How do I have one iron pant? Someone said Joey when Frederic's saying slap him. No one appreciates my aerial. Aerial. Okay. You have your looks. You're pretty face. And don't underestimate the power. Okay, no, no, no, no, no. Vile language. Let's try. Can I please have iron again? Hey, I don't. I have six pieces of iron. You're joking. Oh my god. We have so little. I have a bunch of iron ore, but it's not smelted. Okay. What can we smelt it for? There's snow. It's snow. Can I have my water bucket? There's snow. I don't have that. Okay, so clearly you did not get everything. You're right. What's the point of you? No. Okay. Okay. No. Okay, let's smelt iron for you so you get stuff. I'm going to kill these birch trees because I fucking hate them. Why? So tall for no reason. And literally this name size is the other tree. No, no, no, literally no. You're joking. Look at that. Because we're in a tall birch forest. Yeah, why is tall birch forest the thing? It's disgusting. Tall forests are the thing as well. I hate the iron. I am being so mean. No, make things. I am. You're not letting me. You want to see some MLG? Boom. I just made that all in one go. Corn flour. This is such a cool spot. I do not want to settle. No, it's a birch. No, okay. First of all, Jesus. Well, let's first navigate this amplified terrain. It's the worst recommendation I've ever heard. Settle in a birch forest. You know, look how tall, ew, ew. If I die right now, I wouldn't be so triggered. Yeah, I won't get you. I got you. Thank you. Why is this birch forest so fucking long? This would be nice. There's cows right there. Where? Those are horses. Oh my God. That was like brown. Brown cows standing. You do have a water bucket. You fucking. Yeah, now I mean. Oh my God. I almost died again. Well, let's go through this way. What the fuck did I just hear? Why didn't you just hit? I didn't hit anything. Oh my God. I think it just kamikaze it itself. That's why I've been seeing so many random things. I'm like, why is there random beef on the ground? It's because they. Well, yeah, everything's dying because in amplified worlds, everything just walks off the edge. Why are they so dumb? Like you did. Oh, okay. I'm muting myself. I'm deafening. I'm deafening you. Where are you? I don't know. Snow. Snow. Snow. Stone. Spruce. Snow. Mountain. I don't know. Here is fine. Where is here? Over here. Here is where. Wait, I see a tiny waterfall. Do you see it? I see two skinny waterfalls. There's skin tea. So you're near the skin tea waterfalls. Yes. There's a bunch of them. I'm at two hearts. I don't have a water bucket. I gave you iron to do things with. Oh my God. I'm about to have a heart. Why? I kept jumping off. What are you doing? Stop. I do see the cows. Um, yeah, this is. Oh, that is pretty. Where are you? I'm at the skinny waterfalls. Go to my courts. I want to settle here. I'm literally right here. Turn around. I am literally here too. I don't know. Oh, you're so stupid man. Oh, you're gonna. Hey. PvP. Oh, you still can't hit me. Skinny, skinny, skinny, skinny. You're lagging. Okay. Babe, I'm literally gonna die. Stop. Oh, please. Okay, babe, you build the house. We need to go get wood. You. No, I'll get the wood. Mine. Mine. Oh, no, go mine. Mine what? That's boring. Where the fuck do I mine? There's no cave. Wait, can I unleash Farmer Frank? What is that? Hey, y'alls, Farmer Frank. How y'all doing today, huh? All right. So I'm going to work on the weed farm. How about that? Does that sound good for you? Yeah, start a farm. Do that. All right. Sleep. But it's not night yet. It's the farm. It's the farm. Jack, check the screen. What the fuck? Just look, my momentum just moved me to the side of the bed. Babe, my screen, I'm sleeping on the snow. I was just so fast, so skinny that I just fell off the bed and immediately passed out. Oh, I'll figure out a way to make him say that. I hate you. Hey, Daddy. What? Hey, Daddy. Fucking coochie. Hi, Daddy. I'm seeking suspicion in chat. Hi, Daddy Joe. Hi. You're supposed to say I hate you. Is that what I said in the video or something? Yes. So what are you doing? Building a house. Is that going to be a good-looking house? Hopefully. Is it going to be cottagecore realness? Well, answer. Yes. Yay. Babe, you ready? I got us a plant. Do you want to see the plant? You see me? Turn around. This plant's pretty big, ready? I've been missing since 16. Wait, hold on. Don't make a massive one. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hold on. Why isn't it working? You need to bone me like this. I am. And it takes like 10 million. Really? Yes. No, it doesn't. Yes, it does. I just used it all. I need more bones. Fuck. Why would you waste it all on a wood? What the fuck? It didn't even work. I'm so mad. I'm actually so mad. It was supposed to be funny because I'm like, I brought home a plant. Boom. Okay. I want to get rid of these waterfalls because they're quite cute. So I'm going to go hunting for some other water sources. Do you have wood? Can you give me all the wood you have? Well, here's all my wood. Babe, what do you, do you like birch wood? Do you like the color of it? There's one correct answer. Then I guess no. Yes. Good answer. I better not see a single piece of birch on this. There's not going to be birch. Good. Thank you. Thanks babe. It's time to start my farm. We have, we don't have sand. I need windows. Okay, okay. We're in the middle of a snowy frigging bio. We can get sand. I'll look for sand. I'll do that right now. Hold on one second. Why did we not get sand? Oh, okay. Okay. It's okay. There. Okay. I'm going to go get some sand. How much sand do you need? A lot. Oh my God. I'll just make two iron shovels then. Well, you want to get a lot so we have, we don't have to go back. You don't want to dig a big yin. Yin, yin, yin, yin. How far is sand? I will find it. Don't, do not, do not worry. I'm going to bring my bed with me just in case. So I better come back to a fully grown spruce tree, by the way. And if you're not, we're not, I'm not sleeping in the house. Babe, there's one. I don't have anything to do with me. Because it's your responsibility. Ooh, beach. Ocean. Dolphins. Babe, there's dolphins. Oh, this is, oh my God. There's so much sand, babe. This is amplified sand. This is extreme sand. Mega sand. Dynamax sand. Okay. Oh, you don't know what I'm talking about, because you don't play Pokemon. I forgot. I'm going to take a trip in the ocean. I can truly, oh my God. Like, let me get a dolphin. Let me get a dolphin. Hold on, dolphin. Bitch, come here. I need to fill my fantasy. Babe, there's tropical fish. Oh, yes. Wait, where's the dolphin? Where's my energy? Ready? You ready? Here we go. When's it my turn? Dolphins are following me, babe. I can only get one fish right now. I don't know which one I want. This one, you. I'm bringing home a fish. Oh, babe, can we have an aquarium as like our flooring? No. Why? Oh, I know what to do with all this birchwood. Convert it into something useful. Yes. Yes. Chess. I might have gone overboard with the chest. Babe, are you ready to see the fish? Oh, wait. Are you going to put it in a hole? Yeah. Well, I have no roast to put it right now. Temporary. Look. Dark. This is such a small house. Can we get big? This is one part of it. Oh, okay. I was like, if you know me, you know I need a bigger house than that. Where's my plant room, babe? I'm limited on resources. Okay, but just make sure you design the plant room. There's glass here. And I'm loving it. Thank you, Frederick. Thank you so much for getting all the glass for me. I love you so much. You're so pretty. You're so pretty. Mm-hmm. What did you do? I can look at it now. Do you have any wheat seeds? Nope. I threw them out. Oh, my God. Babe, touch. At some point, I need to get grass blocks and replace the dirt with grass blocks. You don't have that luxury right now. Or we could spread the grass slowly. Ready? MLG poggers. What was I trying to make? Dark. Oh, my God. Oh, I'm sorry. Where? Look. Look at me. Look at me. Hi. No. Oh. Okay. Look at me. Yay. Wait, I got it. Wait, I got it. Hey, boss. Wow, I love my living room. Oh, I should get more tropical fish. This one's so pretty. Oh, my God. Wait, this one's pretty, too. I can't choose. Wait, this one looks rare. It's a purple one. Did the big tree grow yet? Oh, babe. Okay. I have to look up how to get the big tree to grow. Fight me, bitch. Fight me. You have a grass block. I need it. I need it. I need it. Give it to me. I got a grass block. Wait, can I put it where I think I should put it? Where's your hoe? No, what are you doing? No, I need to give it to me. Why is it dirt? Oh, my God. I literally did the same thing. But you did it ugly. What? Babe, it's not grass. Dark. It's not grass. Dark. I'm going to stop the stream now. I'm closing the server. No. Yes.