 what's up boys and girls I'm here to talk more trash about the news and the US government until the CIA shadow bans me even further so I'm sure most of you have heard that there was some type of Chinese blimp powered by the hot air from Joe Biden's ice cream induced farts I mean I mean I mean it's kind of silly you know there's like a Chinatown in every US city why would they need to send a blimp floating over it and if you read the details of that story it gets even more ridiculous but on the topic of Chinatown if I wasn't sitting here waiting for some blue-skinned triple breasted alien girl to tie me to her spaceship bed all night I would actually be in Chinatown trying to get some FOB fresh off the boat Chinese farm girl with just like huge milkers bro just the biggest these you've ever seen in your life from the proper hormonal ratios that she had from being raised on a Chinese farm in Western China bro that's that's my focus that's where my brain is at right now but since this is a news video I guess we should read the news article right the Chinese balloon was shot down by the US military here's how it went down oh yeah we definitely need the news article to tell us how it went down because for some reason there's never any actual videos of these events from a third party like everyone has a cell phone yet no one captured it on video oh that's such a weird coincidence isn't it it's almost like it never actually happened that'd be crazy though that's crazy a US fighter jet shot down a suspected Chinese Bible above the Atlantic Ocean off the South Carolina coast Saturday ending a three-day spectacle that dominated had lines and created an international incident the operation took place at the direction of President Joe Biden in US airspace as the balloon drifted over the water senior defense official said the balloon was successfully down by a single missile at 2 39 p.m. I told them to shoot it down Biden told reporters during a travel stop in Hagerstown Maryland on the way to Camp David bro it's a hot air balloon bro what what do they spy what could they possibly be spying on with a hot air balloon isn't it like an inside idea that China owns TikTok they have like all our personal data why do they need to fly over a hot air balloon what's even more ridiculous is this the US military tracked the balloons flight path above the Aleutian Islands and Alaska last Saturday then through Canada on Monday and ultimately into the United States over Idaho on Tuesday officials said Biden asked the Pentagon to come up with options regarding the balloon and the military considered shooting it down Wednesday as it traveled over Montana I'm not an aviation expert I don't know how much fuel a hot air balloon can hold but going from China to Alaska to cat through cat like I'm pretty sure that's a very large amount of fuel and the hot air balloon is not known for its horizontal travel capabilities yeah bro let's hop on a hot air balloon and go to China and pick up those huge titty Chinese girls that seems like the best method of transportation this is so comically ridiculous it would only appeal to those people that think that these countries aren't uniting you know that the leaders of these countries aren't secretly working together to take advantage of us it's ridiculous the idea of this article is that oh the Chinese you're spying on us the Chinese are spying on us really is that why every country unanimously shut down during you know what we're like all the global leaders are cooperating together but they still want you to think that oh all the countries are against each other your neighbor is against you be angry towards the Chinese guy that's living your egg rolls on Friday night like it's just this divide and conquer BS bro what's next this one's pretty sad weekend avalanches kill 10 in Austria and Switzerland some 30 avalanches were reported on Saturday alone in Western Austria 10 people have been killed in several avalanches across the Austrian and Swiss Alps over the weekend so this sounds kind of fishy as they placed a level 4 avalanche alert the second highest following intense snowfall and wind in the area so I mean I mean these people passing away I mean I'm guessing there wasn't enough urgency or severity of the situation you know you're like they weren't telling these people okay you very likely you can die out here if you go skiing doesn't make much sense to me you know 10 people dying skiing avalanches all this geo engineering weathercraft they just someone's not doing their job to say the least someone's not doing their job you know this is not like a critical thing it's not necessary you shouldn't allow these people to go out and ski and risk their life when they don't have as much of an understanding and education of the situation as these officials that are setting the guidelines Pope and Protestant leaders denounce anti-gay laws Pope Francis and the leaders of Protestant churches in England and Scotland have denounced the criminalization of homosexuality this is not right persons with homosexual tendencies are children of God said the Pope I mean how do these religious people have jobs anymore you know hasn't there been enough situations of these priests and everything playing with children that it's the first thing people think of when it comes to church you know whenever someone brings up a priest or the Pope or church generally speaking I feel like what people immediately think of is all the children that they're known for abusing you know all the priests being found with little boys in that horrible story a few weeks ago about that that kid that killed the priest that abused him and his father but I mean it's ironic it's ironic like you're denouncing anti-gay laws how about like anti-pedal laws you know but hey hey listen I'm an open-minded guy maybe if I decide to become a priest and get older I'll suddenly feel like doing that to who knows that's a joke that's a joke that's a joke these people are disgusting well I guess that's all I have to say for today ladies and gentlemen kind of crazy but that's the world news alright so thank you guys for joining me today as always please drop a like on the video leave a comment down below subscribe so that YouTube can unsubscribe you next week and be sure to check that notification bell so they don't notify you of my videos and be sure to go to frank-tifano.com if you guys would like to support me further and maybe give Frank some free time to go to China town and meet some western province Chinese farm girls that's probably never gonna happen so whatever