 Also, it's a free translation. It's a free translation. Don't really have many colloquial terms to be honest. Colloquial? Grow up. You don't know what that means. Too intelligent for me. Am pure done in. Am pure done in. You're a joke. You're a joke. I do say this all the time though. Hark it. I know what that means. What does it mean? Like rubbish. No good. Crap. Brutus. You can't shut up. Can you? That's perfect. That's what he's saying. Has he got that? Yeah, that's a point. Half. This is what you'll be doing on the podcast later. I'm bledder. Talking nonsense. There's plenty of that going on. You're an absolute bledder. That's good. Really? I just said this before. Come on. Hodge your waist. Say it again. Hodge your waist. You know what I've got no idea. No, really? How do you spell that? Is that one word? No, no. It's like three words. But it's like they're not proper words. So what's the first word? Hodge. Hodge. Hodge your waist. Weast. I'm guessing it's waist. Nah. It might be quite. Be quiet. Hodge your waist. Please stop talking ASAP is what they are for you. Hodge your waist is please stop talking ASAP. I've never heard that one. I've never heard that one. I said it just before we come in. It's a good one to know that. I wonder what that is. What's on there? What's that? Beon. Child, like a kid. I've got two beons. I've got two beons. Are we beons? Is that one thing as well? Do you say it as well? You'd probably say it a way. I would say a way. I've heard that as well. I would say a way. You know what that means, if I'm saying you give me the book. You make me feel sick. You make me feel so sick. I said it up to you nearly every day. You give me the book. That's another point. I don't know where the point sits. Anyone adding this up? Oh, you didn't get one of mine. I didn't get that silly one of ours. What? Hodge your waist? So I'm winning then. O'ch ae ddyn nhw I know that's a very popular saying O'ch ae ddyn nhw The new is like now So o'ch ae Yes I O'ch ae ddyn nhw O'ch ae ddyn nhw O'ch ae ddyn nhw Seen like a really roundabout way of saying Yeah Nonsence So you're giving them that one O'ch ae ddyn nhw Never get that one I mean when we got left You don't want to win Jamie you've scrolled down to my How many words are on there Have your own dictionary on that I'll be there I've got wifi yet I don't I used to get colour salt and I was good Tennis ball head Right cut that I keep that neck Egy Egy Egy Egy Egy Egy Do different Bonnie Bonnie Little Bonnie Bonnie Again that's not really Scottish My daughter's Bonnie It's got Bonnie Guit laldy That's a good one Guit laldy Guit laldy to the fans Guit it big ones Guit it Guit laldy Guit it Give it a hand Give it your best what they've got rolled down But I'd say it's more like Guit it laldy Have you ever used that expression Not properly When do you think you've become less Scottish When you live down here You do We do use these ones But normally None of my mates use these ones I'd say Guit laldy Would you hear You don't know You don't know That's who I'd explain it Guit laldy You only like family Christmas words But then Christmas craft You only said that about you When you were around your dad and uncle That you became more Scottish When I go home I do speak Gash it When I go home I do Cos when I come down I slow it down To be respectful to people like you Forget you from Scotland Lived in South Wales for a few years And I've developed that side as well I think you're cool I think you're cool I think you're cool Guit me Skunnaw Skunnaw Make it Skuddi Skunnaw Skunnaw Skunnaw Pure dead Skunnaw You see I'm Skunnaw after that Now you're going to have to translate Skunnaw How are you spelling Skunnaw Skunnaw I'm sure I'm Skunnaw It says board fed up It's like S-U-N-M-E-R-T Skunnaw There's a T on there You'll know that Patch So sick of it Rubbering the coffee club Would you say that? I think we're running out of ones A job in your ars Big turd Big turd You can't put that in though Bleke it Bleke it I've not heard of Bleke it I would never say that Banksy's Bleke it I've got a list of words You could be calling Banksy Any one of a number of things Go on guess one of them Horrible Stupid Bleke it Bleke it I'm a pure Nick I'm a pure Nick Jamie probably says it a lot in the morning It's where he comes in The absolute Nick I'm no looking at my best I'm in some Nick You got that quite well Last one for you You used to make me laugh when I was in Scotland It's like old food and that Haggis niche and peas A roll A macaroni pie Macaroni cheese In a pie In a sandwich Don't forget the butter But even after a night out Deep fried pizza Half pizza You like taggis mate Half pizza Half pizza and chips Half pizza and chips He loves it He loves it Reminds me at home You think he's from London mate He used to stop by all the bottles when the recipe changed No, what I used to do when I was very young was I go down to the spa and get a £2 bottle I don't think it was a pound at the time I drink that I drink that and then you go back to the spa and you take back the cap I probably have like 150 on me I get the money back from the cap and buy a can of iron bro I them bro How much do you get from the cap? You got like 30p back from the cap Ha ha ha ha Jamie are you having that? Do you know what this means? Don't be a wee clipe That's a tough one Clipe No I've never heard clipe before It's like Don't like tell tales Clipe Clipe Clipe Clipe I'm a dad just calling that all the time Your dad used to call you a clipe Brian Brian's onion Banks have told you that his uncle's called Gordon Banks That doesn't need to make any sense I said yeah His uncle will cut winner mate No and then he met him and just said that Met him Give it all that, met him said nothing In the 30 seconds I exchanged words with your uncle No I didn't ask him if he met Helen if he's still in touch with the big man I asked him what it was like to play behind Bobby Moore He's going to hear that if that goes in Please keep that in Keep some Gordon Banks content in You find it funny You're off your head you know what I'm saying Off your head, mental If all ones you'll know like I didn't Ken Ken would you say that? Who's Ken? Would you say that back in the day? I'll say I didn't know Would you never say Ken now? That's like Glasgow Dundee used to be quite strong Dundee had some bad words I used to catch the accent when I was there It's very different The way you would say it That's not a bonk machine That's not a bonk machine