 Hello, hello, hello! I'm Philip Magnus and I decided in preparation for the release of Dishonored 2 to play through the game, or at least through as much of it as possible until I get bored, which happens every once in a while. Anyway, let's go. Fun, right? Ah, it's been so long since I've played through Dishonored. Well, sorry to say, good news are not in the cards. Now, since I have played through the game, I know what's going to happen, which means that I can mock it, which excites me far too much. Yes, amazing. The technology is moving your mouse to look around. Insane. Well, yeah, I agree. Whatever is going to happen to the Empress now, spot is she gonna get it. So, this game Dishonored is in a world of, I would call it steampunk, but in fact it's more like oil punk because not everything works in steam or electricity or whatever, but on well oil. As you saw just now, this gigantic well is one of many beasts used to produce well oil, which is used for virtually everything. Defense, light, pretty much everything you can think of. Finally, time to move. I'm gonna show this guy from my way. Time to sprint and da da. Hello, heroine of Dishonored 2. I'm going to have to say that I have to see your mother. Ah, Emily. She's my daughter for the record. Hello, dumb bastard. Well, waste of time. My elixir will banish the playing from this city. Yeah, well your elixir is super expensive. Yeah, it looks a lot better than he does. It was a fool's errand, Corba. I can't see. He comes from inside us. We must all strengthen our faith. Oh, yes, he's high over sear. I must ask you to hold your pose. So the high over sear is something like the leader of the inquisition. This world's version of the inquisition, the very least. Hello, mate. I guess. Sure. My citizens, and we will save them from the plague if we can. All of them. We will not speak of this again. Yeah, actually, we will not speak of this again. It's mobily correct. I never noticed that until now, but yeah. Oh, yes, I bet you do not expect this to happen, did you? Actually, I'm more like bad luck or good luck. I'm not sure. Unfortunately not. This news is very bad. We're at the breaking point. They're going to blockade us. They'll wait to see if the plague turns the city into a graveyard. Are you okay, mother? You seem sad. Yes, don't worry, darling. Mother is fine. Apparently the Empress doesn't have as much. Uh-oh. Okay. Um, attack with your right hand, attack with your left hand. Right. Left control. Okay, simple enough. If you hadn't been here. Bastard. Protect her. You'll know what to do, won't you? What is all? Look at what he's done. What? Yeah, that was my reaction the first time around. And, of course, they did all the murder. Yes, yes. Very clever of them to use my coming home as, well, just the very useful, very unpleasant for me, of course. Excuse to remove me and to frame me for the Empress's murder. Which I don't appreciate, by the way. And let me give you the rights to put your spirit at ease. Ouch, ouch, ouch. That's enough for now. Let's give the man some time to think. You are so kind. He is hidden away. It is unlucky you. Tomorrow you'll be executed. But it's for the good cause. This country needs strong leadership now. Something to guide the weak. And that's where we come in. It really isn't. There's nothing personal with this. Exactly. Well, not quite for myself. For you, absolutely. For me, er, wrong place, wrong time, definitely. Wish I had magic powers or something. Wonder where I would get some of those. Yay, I love friends. Corvo. Who we are is irrelevant right now. Just know that we have faith in you. Here's the key to your cell. Once you're out, head for the prison's interrogation room, take the explosive there and point it on the outer door. When the bomb goes off, run. Make for the river and lose yourself in the sewers. You'll find some useful gear stashed there. While the prison guards will leave a weapon just outside your cell. And good luck. We need you alive and well for what's to come. A friend, yeah right? I have no friends. So how do I... Press C, yeah. That was what I was wondering about. How do I enter stealth mode? Simply enough. Put your sword in hand, assassinate an underwear enemy by pressing... Yeah, fair enough. Fair enough. A few rats and weepers. Some people react favorably and the final outcome is not as dark. But you see, what I want right now is to kill everyone. So it's kill everyone. Stop. And I think stop. Easy peasy, right? You'd think so. I should probably have looted all the people I have stopped so far. Totally forgot that. Oh, he doesn't have any loot. Well, that's disappointing. He's standing there with nothing in his pocket. And here I am just looking for more people to stop like a proper psychopath. Anything here? Nope. So call of stealth elixir. I'll grab a bite, sure. Why not? Hey, swords, more elixirs, pistols. Just exciting things, everyone. Is anyone there? Well, I suppose. Time to stop and stop away. Oh, no, I did not stop this guy. Instead I just cut his throat, which is just as effective as stabbing. But not quite as pleasant. My walkway exit. Whoa, come here, get your stabbing on. No one to stab, to stab my life. Wonder if there's anyone in the interrogation room? Well, I don't remember just being here, which was not particularly fun for me. Yeah, formally the Royal Protector. Actually, still the Royal Protector. I do not accept your dismissal. No, not at all. I love breaking bottles. The trials of aptitude, one's child's shoulders, shows, blah, blah. The proper inclination, he is marked. Overseasers are assigned to study the subjects surreptitiously in order to determine whether this inclination is supported by cosmological conditions and other signs and going through the year. At the end of the cycle, those befitting for the testing are removed from their home some hours before dawn and must begin the march to an outpost outside the city. Dead children undergo ritual preparation and evaluation until the last night of the month of rain when they make a pilgrimage to Whitecliff. During an elaborate ceremony, it is determined which of the children will become overseers and which must be put down. So those who have a magical gift become either overseers or a big problem. And that's how it is. I feel like it's a nice time to do some star-happing. Move along, move along. Whoops, that was fun. Even a very sociopathic, angry, releasing tension kind of fun. But still, fun. Anything useful? I feel that it's important to kill rats. Like, very, very important for me on a personal level. That is until I can transform into a rat or at least possess one. Then I don't really mind rats. I almost feel like letting you live for being so nice to the Empress. Yeah, I guess I can let one guy go. You don't have to be fully sociopathic. Oh, fine. I won't kill you either. But just because I don't know which one of you likes the Empress. Let's see. Anyone inside? Yeah, he's looking. Okay, you did not like the Empress. Probably. So I killed you. It's what I do. Slaughtering all those people. Feels like loads of fun. Oh, well, whoops. Guess I did not sneak past that guy. Yeah, let's keep all this closed up. What now? What now? Charging explosives. Uh-oh. Okay, I wanted to hide in here. But I kind of balked that bit up. Hello. I'm getting shot at. Oi. Losers. Yes, I am. And I got into the sewers. Whatcha gonna do about that? Time to get to the sewers. Maybe I should have looked to the left. But hey, many. Oh, a note. If you're reading this, it means our plan worked and you've broken free from Coldridge. One of our contractors has hidden weapons for you somewhere deeper in the sewers. Grab the gear and find Samuel where the stones dump out into the river. He'll bring you to us. Tasty. Jesus. Tasty Jesus. That's who I'm bowing down to. Yeah, I should probably move along before the evil rats of evil decide to hit my face as well. Feel that? It is important to avoid rats. At all costs. I mean, I have no clue how I look right now. I know how I'll look in 15 years. But right now, no clue whatsoever. And yet, I would like to just, you know, keep looking the way I do. Whatever that way looks like. Well, you look just charming. Here's some rat food. Food. So much food. I have no need for it. I have eaten more food than humanly possible. Let's throw some bodies. Come on. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Come on. Get away. Jesus. Fire. Aye! Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye. Come on. Let's move along. Let's leave the rats. Let's leave the rats to their dinner. Like, those guys are insatiable. I don't like rats. Despite the desire to possess them constantly. Sure, I'll eat the rat. I love rats. Captured or killed. Never. Not one, not the other. Oh. There was a way to slide, but once I don't remember how exactly. Ouch. Fair enough, though. There's plenty of food. I'm sure this will do nothing. No hidden messages, just a skull. Sure, that's not morbid and creepy at all. Oh, I should have gone through here, shouldn't I? Yeah, then I will have gotten two incendiary bolts. Or rounds, or whatever their name is, instead of just one. Nice. Finally, I do something properly. Got food. Nope, just coins. Dead people need no coins. I do, though, so I will take all the dead people's money. Hemlocasins costs a lot of money. By the way, I always love games where I find items and I suddenly manage to transfer them into money. Yes, it's awfully useful. Yay, a miniature crossbow and an actually awesome salt. This is the quick access wheel. It's very cool. Do I want a crossbow or a pistol? Yeah, I'm going to go with pistols. Anything I'm missing? Clothes, cool. Empty bottle. That person. Oh, I can loot him. Lovely. See, I is clever. Yet another incendiary bolt. I now have three, which I'm sure I will use sooner rather than later. Jelly's share. Jelly, in case you're too deaf to remember, look to your whiskey for the answer. Whiskey. If you want your share, you'll sort it out. If not, I'll come back for it next month. Jesus. So, did I absolutely go full retard? Yeah, I did. Numbers, numbers, numbers. Any numbers? Nope, whiskey. Ah, four, five, one. Good job, me. Four, five, and one. Told you I was smart. Jewelry, jewel box. Excellent. I got nothing too important out of this, but I'll take it. Moving on. Where are all the people I want to stop? Where are drop assassination? Drop an enemy from above and press the left mouse button just before landing, and aim to perform a drop assassination. You won't take any damage from the fall. Lovely. That was it. I expected something with more stabbing, not just just random slash. All right. I said, stop, stop, stop it, stop, stop, stop, stop it, stop. Delightful. Any more of you folks to stab? No, no one. Ain't that cake in the head? Oh, here we have another victim of our, once again, not too impressive. Gotcha. Ah, the joy of murder. Nothing is quite as sacred as life, and I enjoy stabbing people. And they tell me I'm not evil. Oh, what do they know? Yes, I threw this body just for the sake of throwing bodies around. Whoa. Cool, cool, cool. Samuel, my dear boy. Do they? Sure, let's go. Oh, let's see. Hi, KS. Didn't kill anyone. Well, never detected. Well, special actions open jealous safe. And I found two-thirds of the coins. Okay, I'm okay with that. Are you? I am. Let's get on with it. A few conversations, and I think we'll wrap it up. Oh, but it is pretty. Yes, we are. Here they will, with our success. Yeah, if only that was in his plans. Once I was as young as you, Samuel, but now, sure, why not? Oh, you're still talking. Sorry about that. I do believe that the admiral is voiced by some big shot star. Or as your puppet, rather. Introduce yourself to Piero. It's challenging at times, but his industrious mind buys in that right. Of course it does. Piero's as much an artist. The last time I was in a room with genius, things didn't go too well. Thank you. I appreciate that. I love assassinating people, and I am looking forward. Of course there is. My pleasure. I like playing fetch the whale tank. I guess. Doesn't really help with the field of vision. Better. Much better. Sure, why not? Let's see. I'll take one of those. Disable security devices and make them work in your favor by using a require tool on the circuitry panel for the security device you want to hack. This is going to come in very useful soon enough. Upgrades. Let's see. Crossbow accuracy, crossbow range combat, blah blah blah equipment. Mask optics. Left old to zoom. That is actually useful. Well, I still haven't unlocked bone charms, like any of them. I think I'm going to be done with upgrades for now. Yes, you are very right. Resting is the first thing I plan on doing. And resting is also where we are going to stop for the day. But after this hill, cinematic. Yup, this is where we are stopping. Thank you guys for watching. If you enjoy this, please share it, subscribe. And if you want to see Dishonored 2, you'll have to wait for another week or so. Bye for now.