 President Biden dealing with the economy is like a moron calling 9-1-1 Sorry, sir doing my best I did sir Biden calls in and says I found a bloody man on the ground the economy. I think he's dead Is he dead? Is he finally dead? Can I go free? Or maybe it's a herd. No, he's a woman now I mean, I'm not even sure if there's a difference anymore What should I do 9-1-1? What should I do? Biden is told by 9-1-1 to first put the phone down and make sure he the economy is really dead Is he... dead? It's hard to say Biden puts the phone down and the receptionist hears a series of thuds Oh, I can't make out a heartbeat Biden gets back on the phone explaining I saw the man the economy moved just a little bit So I whacked him on the head with a baseball bat Repaidedly. Who is he? He's an asshole, sir. I know that. What's his name? That is his name, sir asshole major asshole However, just when I thought I had finally killed him the economy like you asked a Stranger who calls himself the Federal Reserve kept resuscitating the man back to life. I mean, what should I do 9-1-1? Should I kill the Federal Reserve dude, too? So like I could really make sure he the economy is totally dead How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow? Knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes