 Hello friends. I know some fan bases could use some cheering up And that's why I hired nerds to come up with this new app postmates It's like postmates except not at all. Here's how it works All you need to do is click on the icon tell us your crappy team's name and we'll be at your door to help you stop crying Hey Panthers fan cheer up lots of people have come back from three straight losses the 2004 Red Sox Ebenezer Scrooge and Howie Long's movie agent Postmates the app also works for Packers fans What up cheesehead as long as they keep making those fantastic beast movies? No one could call you the most disappointing franchise I mean come on rally put while you're a head girl Also Cardinals fans at least you get to play the 49ers twice a year Niners fans at least you get to play the Cardinals twice a year Jaguar fans Postmates even Raider fans gross don't worry. They'll be gone soon Where your egos last resort were Xanax for the football part of your brain We're postmates yet another addictive app to distract you from your terrible life choices Hey Rick, you've been on a roll. Who you picking this week the Pats and the Browns. Whoa I can just deliver good news to the Browns awesome The last good news they got was that they were turning into the Ravens. That was a fun day Hey, you're still lead dog, right? Yeah Hey Blake you got anything to cheer up the guys back in the studio before I give them another beating Yeah Terry you may lose a game-picking segment to this idiot, but you always have this horse Hey, which one's Terry? No