 How far do bald people go when they wash their face? Ha ha ha ha ha ha! When you feel hair, I do my face. I do all of this. Why not you soap on your whole head? I do. You don't shampoo? I do shampoo and... For what? You shi- You're wasting all this shampoo! Your scalp gets dry, so I do the shampoo and conditioner. Your face skin is different than your body skin. That's why you use a face lotion. That's just so they can sell you more products. That's capitalism, baby. Nah man. Come on, bro. They sell us left socks, right socks. Because your left foot and right foot is different. Oh my God, bro. Well, put your left shoe on your right foot and walk. I didn't say shoe. I refuse to put the left sock on my right foot, though. Dude, you see what happens? No, I know it's the same stock. It's not. I hate you. Switch them right now and see what happens. When I tell you that I hate you, switch them right now and see what happens. I mean it, though, on an emotional level. Switch them right now and see what happens. I love you, but there's moments where I also hate you. Switch them. I bet you won't switch them. I won't switch them. One day you will. Damn, Charlotte was getting right, yo.