 Item No. SCP-1498 Object Class Euclid Special Containment Procedures All instances of SCP-1498 are to be held in standard containment chambers, located within Site-77. One technician is to be on hand to enter any calls placed to SCP-1498. Transcripts of all calls must be placed in Site-77's Non-Enombless Records Archive. Any persons found to have interacted with SCP-1498 are to be quarantined for two months, or until they show signs of SCP-1498. Subjects showing signs of exposure are to be contained as an instance of SCP-1498-1, which require the same accommodation as instances of SCP-1498. Description SCP-1498 is a collection of 30 autonomous bundles of phone cords and handsets, assembled in such a way that they resemble sheep. Instances of SCP-1498 are fully ambulatory and will wander their containment chambers aimlessly. The words, make your own custom dream scape which are friends of the Onoroi Collective, are printed on each instance. Footnote 1 Believed to be connected to SCP-2028 and SCP-2805 If a sapient organism attempts to use one of the phone handsets present on SCP-1498, they will hear three rings, followed by a voice identifying themselves as the operator for the Onoroi Collective. This voice will instruct the subject on various options they have for dreaming, and make suggestions for enhanced dreaming experiences. Following the completion of this call, the subject will lose consciousness for 9 hours. When the subject regains consciousness, they will claim to have experienced the dream they ordered, to any exact specifications they may have had. This may express a desire to continue using SCP-1498's effect, or attempt to reuse it immediately. A transcript of a subject describing their experience while under SCP-1498's effect have been included in this report. D-4560, after being exposed to SCP-1498. I was sitting in this room, except it wasn't really a room, because the edges were sloped, so it was like an egg room, with green paper, but it wasn't that green, just a little green here and there. Anyways, I'm right in the middle, sitting on the ground, except of course the fact that I was being supported. It's then I realized I'm actually a table, like you guys told me to tell the weird sheet phone thing. There's people eating off of me too, like old, maybe from the 1950s, with red faces. That was when we finally hatched, and I woke up. As subjects are repeatedly exposed to SCP-1498, they may begin to experience changes to their bodily and mental state. Subjects affected by SCP-1498 will express the desire to sleep as frequently as possible, preferring the use of SCP-1498 if they are able to. While asleep, portions of the subject's cranium and skull will be replaced, with portions of telephones similar to those found in SCP-1498. This has manifested in a variety of ways, including Subjects coughing up telephones with cords extending into their esophagus. Telephone wires beginning to grow in place of hair. Ringing devices found in rotary telephones found within the subject's ears, which may begin ringing continuously. Vocalizations being replaced with dial tones. Eventually, a rotary phone will assemble itself on the subject's head, out of all the components that have been grown within and on their bodies. Subjects will display the same intelligence as instances of SCP-1498, in order to be classified as instances of SCP-1498-1. As of August 19, 2012, no attempt to restore the intelligence of an SCP-1498-1 instance has succeeded. SCP-1498 was discovered on September 18, 1965, from an abandoned office complex in Miami, Florida, United States, after reports of bizarre livestock reached local Foundation assets. When Foundation assets entered the building, they discovered the SCP-1498 instances, in bedroll, approximately half a ton of rotary telephone components, and two pints of type AB blood in a glass jar. In addition, one pajama onesie well-worn was discovered forward at the bedroll. Testing has shown several months' worth of sweat and body oil soaked into the fabric. As of November 14, 1965, SCP-1498 has been classified as Euclid.