 I might be the worst Dirk Novitsky sexual of all time. I don't have a Dirk Jersey Wait a minute! I added Dirk to my squad and I don't have a Dirk Jersey! I can't do it. I literally so hard to find one too. I just don't want one of the super bummy ones. Like I want this I want this but Novitsky God Whoa Novitsky on the back Boom Central I actually had so many comments of people trying to correct my pronunciation of Dirk Novitsky People were like It's Novitsky No Actually, no You're so unbelievably wrong He is from Germany W's are V's It's Novitsky If you pronounce it like an American moron and pronounce it wrong It is Novitsky If you pronounce it right It's Novitsky Same as this is gonna blow your mind You know the company Adidas? It's Adidas Whoa That is how you're supposed to say it And I get people correcting me on my on my Novitsky side I literally I live, sleep, eat, breathe Dirk Novitsky What do you mean by that? I want you to apologize If you commented that there's literally like 300 of you If you commented that I'm asking you politely Apologize Say Papa Meeks I fumbled the bag I was wrong Papa Meeks you're right Papa Meeks you're so handsome You're As compensation for not having a Mavs jersey I went with the Dallas Whoa For not Oh stroke Oh stroke As compensation for having a Dirk jersey I'm going with the Luca jersey today Got another dog We are six and one Which means that vlogging a Tinder date Is still technically the realm of possibilities But probably not Most likely I'm getting that handsome essay And you know what? If I'm 10 and 2 I might throw a game I might throw that final game So that hurts shit And if I'm 9 and 2 I might throw that last game To get the handsome essay But we got to get there first Okay let's not get cocky The competition I've been playing I feel like it's going to ramp up So let's see what we can do But I'm feeling good I have a lot of wiggle room I put myself in such a good position As you know what I got a suit I don't have Luca on this squad And I don't have Isaiah Thomas Who just might be my best 3 point shooter For no reason Especially after him getting trashed By all of you For not being Kate Cunningham I'm throwing on the Isaiah Thomas shirt I'll be back We'll spend time Let's get naked Alright boys You know the deal Let's get a wheel spin Right here My team is kind of cracked So maybe Hakim Alajawa Could get Pack of punch Wait a second Wait a second Can any of these Literally any of these players Do you have a pack of punch? Hakim? Could be Pack of punch maybe Is there a better Hakim I don't think there is There's a ton of different Hakims There's just no dark matter That is it lover I'm going to have to look at my bench Oh my god You know who I'm Pack of punching I'm Pack of punching the goal No blasion To Wade Wade Maybe one of the greatest players On my team Overall Which is an actual travesty He should have a goat Dark matter He has a 96 overall Pink diamond And you can bet your sweet ass That he's getting playing time This guy is a stud And I won't hear shit about it That's why we get Pack of punch spins baby Honestly Couldn't have done shit Also that's been So I'm actually so glad To get the Alaskan Indian Dwayne Wade With a 96 overall Pink diamond bro Guy is such a freak Alright The whole squad's out of contracts But that's just some math Who cares Derek Rose Allen Ivers And Scotty Piffin Tim Duncan Dee Howard Isaiah Chris Paul Wetwords Navitz Gilajuan And Dwayne Wade Game is starting up Challenge wheel is underway I have not got my Challenge wheel in so long And we're going to get A mad hard one But if anybody's Going to get this It's Dwight Howard Sean Bradley Yo his whole team's got Grinches Oh my goodness Guy's dripping Alright so Yeah you know what And he's off-balling Dwight So it really is Going to be Dwight Howard Just going to have forty If anybody I think we're just too fast For him Um I found that shot Oh What Wait what Oh did I run out of Shot clock Is that why he did that Like that Ooh he's muscating up There Sean Bradley gets a bucket Dwight Three That's how we're going to Get played He's got ninety eight Three pointer Issues And that Is a boy One Dwight Idiot Oh good Dwight with a rip Ah Oh shit I made a mistake I made a mistake I'm just going to go for the Oh shit Oh I just deserved to turn the ball Over there to be honest I have to icon pass I always forget I always forget to icon pass Virtually a single time Wow Very slow pass Still drills it Good D Are you sure about that Damn I really thought That was going to be a stop It actually makes things Kind of difficult for Dwight Unless they do that Get that out of there Let's go Dwight Good D Sean Bradley with a good board And wise men with a late Yup Nice hey it's our first Let's literally our first stop Hey and that's another bucket For Dwight Ten points We're on pace Uh oh he's not going to take it Dwight gets up Big stop Let's coast to coast that puppy Oh easy Easy D-Rose Good walks They got to come in so much To Dwight Howard Get him jumping Tim Duncan Ooh Good bucket Oh shit I deserved to get scored on It was a dumb ass pass But I also take Oh god God I don't know how I feel about that Yeah just score You deserve to score Good god Dude pretty much just got Last shot of And he turned it over Still Deep Chris Paul 3 Oh I think it's the first time I've seen his bench in I guess he hasn't Really seen mine either Alright Paul George On Anthony Edwards Great defense He's going to pass that Ooh What a rip Got him jumping A little baby hook Oh he missed On Paul George Dwight I love you He's got 12 bro But he's tired He's coming to the rack Good D Oh I'm lucky Great D No way No way What the fuck That was such a glitch That was so unbelievably whack It just glitched into his hands bro That's the reason it hurts Dwight do you want a 3 body We need those Dwight Chris Paul playing great defense Uh oh Great defense Great close out No way to hit that Easy shot Easy We are drilling 3s right now Great defense The travel of the fucking century Dwight Howard Telling you your smallest shit Ooh Ooh great pass out of shot You deserve that 3 Chris Paul wide open But he's tired too Still drilling You know what Well done I guess Well done Another one for Chris Paul I can't believe I'm not getting greens But we're still hitting him So I'm happy Uh oh Somebody's wide open Is that such a good streak of shots Yes Yes he's there Oh That's not even what I was trying to pass to Hey we're playing a great game right now It's a really close basketball game It's so hard to score a Dwight in the 2-3 zone though That's like the least opportune place for him to score Oh is that charged Yes sir Yes sir I gotta get out of the paint Oh I'm on a clock Oh good move Good D Oh I'm lucky We gotta do it Dirk Oh I was gonna do a post fan Let's see if we're gonna stop now too Yeah we're gonna stop now too No That's the man I know Great steal Let's run it Up to the goat That's another one for Dirk Oh White on white crime Is that a hate crime I think it is I think I'm gonna count it Oh another one We got it back though Allen Iverson wide open Daryl's head Let's go Pulled away by five We were just down by two Uh oh just Kobe pull up for three He might Oh that's a great close out It's a great late close out Good Swing it One more One more Right back up One more Wide open D-Rose Splash That's how you move the rock 8 point game Get them so far out of position Pump fake Easy Every time It's too easy It's too easy I say the top is green Top spot recovery a la joie Ooh we're an assist An assist for the goat Come on you're gonna get clamp buddy Ow I'm gonna give him the sauce bro Oh bro 53 to 40 13 point lead Oh god I'm jumping Slammed on his head Oh easy this will be an easy screen to roll Two ball Fine You just passed out of the best shot you're gonna get Just kidding That's a better shot Timmy Timmy do you really want one? I guess he does I don't care how hard you're clamping me right now I'm getting a bucket with white Howard What did I say bro If that doesn't cause a rage quit I don't know what will Dwight Howard is 28 bro He literally just doesn't have enough stamina To score 40 That's all it is Oh I just did the challenge This is the end one challenge Complete two end ones If I hit this free throw Splash That's the challenge that I've been trying to Complete for forever Oh That was cracked He's going for the double And yeah that's two points Low key bro I have 33 I could still do this 35 No Dude I'm giving you free buckets I don't even know how that happened Should definitely be able to get this Shit Dude I gotta hit a three with him Dwight has 37 Do I take a two let him score it again Try again another two or do I shoot a three I think I gotta take a two The odds of me hitting a three right now No dude don't No that is a rage quit I am kind of being an asshole for griefing But that was the only way I was gonna get my challenge The rage quit wheel is low key Like better than just one pack Like I could get two packs I could get any player I choose So instead of that I will just open one goat X invincible deluxe pack I get a guaranteed invincible player Or possibly a goat player So as it's not I say it's Thomas Come on baby Come on baby Uh oh eastern Eastern Number one Wait who is that? Point guard Oh my god How is that possible? How? Literally just humor me watch this I'm gonna open this extra pack This pack does not count bro This shit is gonna be so cracked It always happens like this bro When I open one after like I'm already done It's gonna be so cracked It's gonna it's gonna be cracked Out of your mind Western conference Number 33 Center Is that a goat? Is that I can't believe that just happened bro Dude he's literally the best card in the game He's going for 240k with 30 seconds left Oh my god And that's the pack that doesn't count I told you bro Bro the Eskimo Inuit Austronesian Dwayne Wade Pink Diamond We got to keep them So I can't really be complaining about anything right now I love my team honestly I just love my team it's so sick The team is the only liability on the team And I'm excited to keep making upgrades But for now I'm a happy boy Alright boys Thank you so much for watching as always What a banger I'll see you in the next episode Peace out