 Look I rarely cover Twitter beefs because I think that this is the indie media equivalent of Shitposting so I try not to indulge in these types of you know quite frankly sensationalist stories Although I'm gonna have to indulge in this instance because for whatever reason I really enjoy the Twitter beef between Ron Perlman and Matt Gaetz as well as Ted Cruz now Ron Perlman if you don't know He is known for his roles in Sons of Anarchy and Hellboy and he dunked on Ted Cruz and Matt Gaetz in a really spectacular way, and I don't know why I like this so much I hope this doesn't make me a liberal because Yasqueening to celebrities on Twitter is a very liberal thing to do without being said Um, I just want to talk about this because it put a smile on my face So it all started when Ron Perlman responded to comments by Donald Trump and Matt Gaetz about the US soccer team Where he says the US soccer team called and you guessed it Said they couldn't give any less of a fuck about what you two dipshits think now I'm gonna pause there because I'm not going to go back and find what Donald Trump and Matt Gaetz said But this is the initiation of the beef between the two of them So Matt Gaetz responded saying this racial justice warrior had no problem in Hollywood portraying the white supremacist leader of a motorcycle gang sons of anarchy Ron Perlman responded saying yes, sir. So true so rewarding playing assholes on TV. Tell me sir How is it actually being one pretty good response now left without a good comeback Matt Gaetz responds Predictably with some Republican classics saying Honestly, the fact that Hollywood thinks I'm an asshole is a badge of honor Okay, you wouldn't be tweeting about me if my message weren't true and effective threatens your wokeness How triggered oh he pulled out the t-word will you be when Donald Trump is reelected more or less when crooked lost and I think that this tweet right here kind of expressed how most people read that Actually, it's a badge of honor because I mean the minute a Republican Starts losing some type of beef or you know a spat They bust out the are you triggered? Are you triggered? You must be triggered you a snowflake. They have nothing else like it's predictable You could absolutely predict with a relatively high degree of certainty exactly what they're going to say and the minute They start losing an argument they bring out. Are you triggered? I mean These guys are just one trip ponies and in the case of Matt Gaetz This is someone who is a fascist who just two weeks ago Said that the US government should hunt down and Tifa as we do the terrorists in the Middle East so this person is just as Horrible as a human being can be And yet he is you know talking about how oh how horrible Matt or Ron Perlman was to be portraying a white Supremacist on television. You're a white supremacist in real life So have a seat now they go back and forth for a while We're not gonna get into all of it Ron Perlman brings up that his district is gerrymandered And then calls him out for bringing a holocaust denier to the state of the Union and then he drops this gem PS you're lucky for this guy Matt if it weren't for him, you'd be the ugliest politician walking now I Don't know where that came from but I actually disagree with it. I think that if we are Trying to rank ugliness you've got to put like Donald Trump Ted Cruz They're all definitely up there And also I'm blanking on his name now. There's another politician. Oh, no, I guess he's not necessarily a politician anymore David Duke Very weird-looking individual looks plastic But this was just like out of nowhere and certainly I would put a Ted Cruz like near the top of that list if we're going to be immature enough to talk about the ugliness of politicians But Ted Cruz then Speaking of him jumps in for whatever reason and he tweets at Ron Perlman Saying listen hellboy you talk good game when you've got Hollywood makeup and stuntmen But I'll bet $10,000 to the non political charity of your choice that you couldn't last five minutes in the wrestling ring With Jim Jordan without getting pinned you up for it or does your publicist say too risky now I want to pause for a moment because I don't know why Ted Cruz decided to insert himself into this beef between Ron Perlman and Matt Gaetz But this was a terrible idea for Ted Cruz because he got dunked on pretty hard So Ron Perlman responded saying wait, is this the Ted Cruz? Holy shit, man Is this the same guy who let little Donnie call his wife a dog and his father an assassin and now kisses his ass Yo, can I get your autograph man? He also tweeted. I'll tell you what Teddy boy That's a little bit cringe the use of Teddy boy, but he says since mentioning Jim Jordan and wrestling is problematic Why don't we say fuck him and just make it you and me? I'll give $50,000 to Black Lives Matter and you can keep all the taxpayer money You weren't thinking of spending Ted Cruz then responded Kind of side stepping that offer saying I get it. You're rich, but apparently soft You sure seems scared to wrestle Jordan whom you keep insulting can't take the heat need to get a manicure Now I acknowledge that if I read that in a Ted Cruz voice It would have been better But Ted Cruz like the biggest cock in all of the United States Senate is trying to I don't know make some comment about Ron Perlman's masculinity This is just we like what are you doing? You're United States senator What are you doing and you are trying to get Jim Jordan to Fight or Ron Perlman to agree to fight Jim Jordan and then he offers to box you instead or wrestle Whatever they're trying to do and you sidestep it and then after sidestepping it and basically running away from his offer You still have the nerve to say. Oh, well, you're the pussy. I mean this This is stupid. This is America in 2020 So I think this story really represents it Ron Perlman responds saying Teddy Teddy What kind of motherfucker offers to have another guy probably asleep at the time kick another guy's ass? He also says, you know Ted I've been giving this some thought leave Jim Jordan home and give me ten minutes with you and Mitch McConnell Let's see what else you motherfuckers can obstruct besides justice all we needs a time place and a few EMT standing by Let me know so that's pretty much it Yeah Now as an SJW, I think it is my responsibility to acknowledge the toxic masculinity that was put on full display here But look This was a really weird exchange and I wanted to talk about this especially because it really I think Demonstrates why Ted Cruz is always picked on by people in America. He's so weird Not only are his policies repugnant, but he's just a weird person like you challenge Ron Perlman to a fight with someone else and then when he offers to fight you or box you whatever they're gonna do again Then you basically say you're a pussy. You don't want to fight Jim Jordan. No, I want to fight you Oh, you don't mean most not want to fight Jim Jordan your pussy. What is happening guys? This is weird This is strange Ted Cruz needs to stop getting into Twitter spats because it's making him even more unlikable And I get his face is less punchable now that he has the beard it helps me have a less punchable face as well But you have to stop doing things like this Ted Cruz because look at the end of the day we can laugh about this We can say, you know, oh, this is funny This isn't real news, but you are a United States senator getting into a Twitter spat with an actor and You want to like have some sort of boxing match with them like how about you do your job? Pass legislation introduce legislation that will give Americans relief who have lost their jobs Do the COVID-19 pass legislation curtailing police brutality do something other than sit on your ass and lick Donald Trump's boot Like I don't I don't get it. Now. I will say Ron Perlman must be commended for doing a good job I think that in the event I were to ever get into a Twitter beef with him I would probably have better clap backs because his clap backs are very like Cringy like the teddy boy. I think that's weird like you want to leave that You know to the side that has very strong boomer boomer energy, but I mean I Think he did a good job at dunking on Matt Gaetz and Ted Cruz and with how low some of these two individuals are Especially Matt Gaetz who is a fascist. I think that anyone who's going to draw attention to their weaselness is important But I think that I'm trying to like extract as much substance out of this as I possibly can and now the well is dry This is just a funny story that I wanted to talk about And that's that's basically me that I will try to do better because I found this funny It put a smile on my face and in a year so bizarre as 2020 I think that we've got to really hang on to anything that distracts us from the chaos and this certainly did that helped me Hopefully it'll help you But otherwise I will try not to cover Twitter beefs In the future, but I'm I'm only human Mike is the worst progressive on YouTube. Please don't subscribe to him or become a patron David Dole is so much better. Trust me folks. He's doing a great job. He really is okay