 He's good He's good What are you doing? What's happening? Okay? Okay? Okay? Remain calm. Remain calm. Remain calm for f**k sake! Is he joking? Dude, come on. Wake up. Wake up. Come on. Maybe that wasn't strong enough. WAKE UP! WAKE UP! Wow, he's good Okay, so he's really passed out. Wait, what if I knocked him out with my punch? Let's do the reasonable thing. Yo I'm here with my buddy who just fainted. Hashtag Emergency! It's in moments like this that I realize I made the right decision to drop out of medical school, but if I tickle him This is working, but not in the way I expected. Hey, Siri, what's to do when somebody feigns? Advise them to lie down. Oh, he's way ahead of me on that one. Elevate the legs slightly. Okay? You getting hard? No, you are. Hey, it's a car and ambulance. What's the number? 9-1-1? No, it's a terrorist attack Here it is. Hello, yes, my friend just passed out. Can you come here quick? Thanks Your dress. I forgot to tell them the address. Sorry, I forgot to tell you It's on the fourth floor of the building. See ya. I can't figure the rest out. I'm not gonna give them my address That's private info. Who do I think they are? The hospital? Now until they get here, what do I do? We are here today to honor the life of a great man. Cheers. Thank you for today. Who's that guy? Don't worry about it I'll listen to music while waiting for the ambulance Sir, ambulance. Sir, please open up. What's taking them so long? I don't know if you can hear me, but I think I should confess. I'm in love with you. I knew it. Yay, guys You're so gay. Got me. Can I have my money back?