 For this video, headphones or earphones are highly recommended, but also a very bad idea. And then I said to him, I said Thor Ragnarok, more like BOR Ragnarok. Why is no one watching? Wait a second, I got one viewer? That's not too bad. Hello! Hello viewer! Oh. It's a bot. Alright, well it's clearly not my shining personality. It must be another reason. Alright, let's see what's popular here. Music. I know that requires talent. Chess. No, I have a fear of horses and bishops. I'm Catholic after all. Azmer. Is that a disease? I don't get it. That is horrible. Maybe it's not for me, but it seems easy enough. Oh god, I've closed the page and she's still going. And wait a second, there are absolutely no males. I found my gap in the market. Ear microphone. Oh look, see other people are looking for it too. Ah, here we go. Ear microphone. 441 euros. Eh, if it'll make people like me, I guess it's worth it. Add to basket. Now we just sit back and wait for the microphone. Oh. Oh yeah, I forgot. Ireland has the most efficient postal service in the world and also we never lose packages. Or just give them to your neighbour. Expensive packages. With no leaflet or anything, just hand them over. You might never see it again. Yeah, that doesn't happen in Ireland. A few inches later. The microphone did come, luckily enough, and I even got to practice it on my friends. Hello. Oh good. Kevin's in my left ear. Now he's over there in my right ear. Oh my god, one of those bikes. Now I'm going to simulate me running around you. Thanks for the feedback. My spine hurts. I'm going to nipple on you. So far I give this microphone an A+. I think it's definitely got me some more points in the group. I feel like people like me a bit more. And I'm excited to give you that same effect of relaxation that I gave my friends. Okay, so right now I'm using this mic, but at any moment I can swap over to this one. How is that peaking? How sensitive is this thing? Wait, can I get a comparison between the two mics? Because I was talking so low there. How am I going to do this? It's a YouTuber's natural instinct, especially gaming YouTubers, to just scream. So this is really foreign to me. Oh, that's good bread. Irish. Irish bread. I got bread in these metal things everywhere. These could be good, I think. Let me give them a little bit of a... That was meant to go over. Sorry, sorry. Go back to relaxation. That was meant to go over and land in the other hand. Like... Christ, I'm bad at throwing things. Sorry. I have one of all things that I'm doing. And then I'm like, no. The chair is too loud. The chair must go. Alright, now you're going to get relaxed. You probably are already. You're probably feeling pretty damn good right about now. Oh, that doesn't look good at all on the wavelength. It's the pump. If you can hear that, I don't know if you can hear that picking up the water pump. Oh my God, these metal things are freaking everywhere. I don't know how... I don't even know how many I had, but they've just gone everywhere. Now, we're going to listen to some music. Hooray! Gotcha! Anytime I actually speak normally, it feels so good to speak normally, by the way. Anytime I speak normally and the wavelengths just go... I just fill up the whole screen. Okay, it's VR time, everyone. Get ready. I'm going to play some video games. A perfect sake. Sorry, I know you're just trying to relax here. This microphone is not cooperating. There we go. A perfect sake. Why do I bother? Don't ask what the tape is for. That comes into play later. Now listen to your feckin' VR, okay? It's not that hard. There are children in third world countries that would love to play some VR. And you're here kicking up a fuss. Okay, here we go. I won't actually be able to hear the game, but at least you will. You'll get to experience VR. Alex, Addis, can you say something relaxing, please? Can you say Merry Christmas, everyone, and to all a good year? Okay, thank you if you did say that. If you didn't, I'm going to find out later and I'm going to be really angry. Ow, I hit my hand. I was eating a banana earlier, Alex. I was eating a banana on camera and microphone for my friends. All right, good try, Alex. Good game. Now the question is, do I tape it to the front or the back of my head? I guess the back makes the more sense, but I don't think either of them actually makes sense really. This is such a cool experiment. Like this should be like Vsauce or something. Wait, I'm missing out on ASMR opportunities here. Listen. Okay, so far, so good, I think. I think it's on. Let's just listen to my thoughts. No, don't listen to that one. Listen to the next one. Kevin, I think we've soiled ourselves. Yeah, we've definitely soiled ourselves. I don't like this experiment. Let's listen to music again. Where's the music? We're listening together. This is fun. Wow. Would anyone be interested in buying an ear microphone perhaps?